"Wakey wakey sleepy head." Rouge said to Shadow

"Huh?" Shadow said upon waking up

"Oh good you're awake." Rouge said

"Hey, Uncle Shadow? Male hedgehog in your world can't get pregnant right? Because Omega is Saying the bump under the blanket is your child and I'm not sure if I'm ready to be a cousin especially if you gave birth to it." Toga said

Ghost Maria cackled

Shadow blushed red before pulling off the blanket revealing Eri and Shade

"Oh! that's a whole child!" Rouge said

"Rouge you have to control the bluntness of your child!" Shadow said

"I mean with black arms DNA..." Ghost Maria said, "Plus being an aunt would be cool."

"Maria please I don't want to think about that." Shadow said through his teeth

"Who's Maria?" Toga asked

"I thought Maria was dead?" Rouge said

"SHADOW MY SCANNERS INDICATE THERE IS A SPIRITAL PRESENCE BESIDE YOU." Omega said

"Yes, that's Maria's ghost." Shadow said

"Okay, shadow I know we've dealt with Time travel, robots, and gods but human ghosts seem a bit ridiculous." Rouge said

Maria picked up a pillow and smacked Rouge in the face with it

"Okay. We're dealing with human ghosts." Rouge said

Then Eri woke up

"Hey, papa." Eri said looking at Shadow

"She has spoken you are Papa!" Ghost maria said

"Hey, Auntie Maria." Eri said looking at Maria

"If I could die again I would." Ghost Maria said, "From the sheer cuteness."

"She can see her?" Rouge asked

"Yes." shadow said

"And I'm really happy about that." Ghost Maria said though Rouge couldn't hear her

"Who told you to call me that?" Shadow asked Eri

"The old man in my dream." Eri said

"Did he have a grey moustache?" Shadow asked

"What's a moustache?" Eri asked

that one caught everyone off guard

"Hair on the face." Shadow explained

Eri thought for a moment before nodding

"Gaia...Dang it Gerald." Shadow said While Ghost Maria laughed

"Thank you, grandfather!" Ghost Maria said while looking up

"Maria You're looking the wrong way, unfortunately." Shadow said

Before Ghost Maria could say anything Eri finally acknowledged the other 3

"W-Who are you?!" Eri asked fearfully

"I'm your auntie Rouge." Rouge said

"AND AM E-123 OMEGA AND YOUR UNCLE." Omega said, "BY THE WAY SHADOW DID YOU TAKE OFF YOUR INHIBITOR RINGS?"

"No, I didn't." Shadow said, "Why?"

"THEN WHY DID I FEEL A RISE IN CHAOS ENERGY?" Omega asked

"I don't-" Shadow began

"Hi, mister Shadow!" A young voice said from above

they looked up and saw Cream the fucking rabbit above them

"Oh...Oh no." Shadow said knowing Vanilla was gonna kill him

"Cream?!! How did you get here?" Rouge asked as Cheese the Chao went to play with the now awake shade

"Well, I was missing Mr. Shadow and then Cheese found a chaos emerald and then I was thinking about you and now I'm here!" Cream said

"Hmm, it seems that the chaos emeralds are attracted to each other and if one is an alternate dimension the rest will try and follow it." Shadow said

"So we should expect a blue hedgehog and an orange fox soon?" Rouge said

"AS WELL AS A DOCTOR EGGMAN?" Omega asked

"No Mr. Sonic has 2 of them." Cream said "They're looking for the last one now."

"Okay good." Shadow said patting Cream's head

Ghost Maria let out a fake gasp

"Replacing me as your Sister? How dare!" Ghost Maria said pretending to sound offended

shadow gave a slight smirk

"Moving on..." Rouge said pulling out the hard drive "We need a place to upload this data."

"I KNOW A PLACE." Omega said

"Alright then." Shadow said

"You have to be kidding me." Shadow said looking at UA

Ghost Maria looked at the building in awe

"So cool..." Ghost Maria said

waiting for them was Nezu

"Hello there!" Nezu said, " I see you've doubled in number!"

"yeah." Rouge said "Listen we've gotten all the dirty laundry of the Hero Public Safety Commission. We need to upload it to the internet."

"Wonderful! This should be the final blow." Nezu said, "Recently a bunch of children were saved from the HPSC clutches and the media has been going on a frenzy about it."

They entered the building and went to the empty computer lab

"Alright, first things first we need to create 70 alternative accounts." Shadow said

The next day

"ah, the beautiful symphony of justice." Shadow said eating his cup of coffee beans while watching the news

The HPSC had fallen and its president was on the run

"Morning papa." Eri said holding her blanket

Nezu had one of the teachers make dorms for them saying it was for the students

"With how she looks she could be the spitting image of you." Rouge said

Shadow then noticed she never smiled once

"I wonder what's that about?" Ghost maria asked

"Well, then I'm going to have her do something that makes me happy." Shadow said

"Hate to break it to you but tails isn't here." Rouge said

"I only do that to piss the blue Hedgehog off." Shadow said, "I'm talking about something else."

"huh?" Rouge said

"Kid." Shadow Said pulling out a gun from his quills"I'm gonna teach you how to shoot an AR-15."

"SHADOW NO!" Rouge and Ghost Maria yelled

"SHADOW YES!!!" Shadow, Omega, and Cream said taking Eri with them

The HPSC president was currently hiding out

"How the hell did they find out about everything?!" The president asked

Hawks was arrested meaning she couldn't call on him

"Hmm it seems like you're on some tough times." A voice said

She turned around and saw a man in a lab coat

"And what do you want?" The president asked

"The same people who leaked the information about the HPSC also killed my master." The man said "And I take it you want revenge."

"Who are you?" The president asked

"I am Kyudai Garaki. A loyal servant of all for one." Garaki said

"Alright, Garaki what do you propose?" The president asked

Garaki smiled

Oh boy Adoption!