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*made by you know who*
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*DESPICABLE 8*
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*EGYPT*
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*goats*
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*man*
*pyramids*
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*BUS*
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*stops*
*tourists*
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Ally: Maggy!
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Hunter: quick take my picture! I got the pyramid in my hands*
Maggy leaves*
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Ally: Maggy you get back here right now!
Lucia:...no stop!
chases up the wood*
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Cop: now wait wait hold on easy little girl
*moves way to close*
Cop: okay stop child stop right there
*falls*
Cop: no no no no no!...there she goes
*GASP*
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*huh*
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*LAUNCH*
*pictures*
Ally: MAGGY
*slow mo*
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Ally: I got her!
*HITS HUNTER*
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*PYRAMID DEFLATES*
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*news*
Conner: outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen! and replaced by a giant inflatable replica there is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens try to protect their beloved landmarks...law enforcement still has no leads leaving everyone wonder which of the world's villains is responsible for this heinous crime and where will he strike next!
*I'm the main*
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*crys*
Josedm08: oh...what's wrong?...oh you dropped your ice cream?...so sad but don't worry! *blow balloon*
*changes shape*
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Josedm08: boom! a dog balloon!
*gives*
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*POP*
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Josedm08: anyways
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*long line*
I'm having a bad bad day it's about time that I get my way
Josedm08:...*pull*...FREEZE RAY FREEZE RAY FREEZE RAY HAHAHAHAHA
I'm having a bad bad day if you take it personal that's okay watch this is so fun to see...oh Despicable 8
*tips*
*small car*
*big car*
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*MY CAR*
*drinks*
*home*
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Kai: hehe morning 8!...how you doing
Josedm08: hello Kai...FYI your dog has been leaving bombs all over my yard and I don't appreciate it!
Kai: sorry you dogs they go wherever they go
Josedm08: unless they're dead...*laughs* I'm joking...all tho it is true anyway have a good one!
Kai:...oh okay ya
*inside*
*dog? sleeps*
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*moves*
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*eats*
*ring*
Josedm08: hmm what is it now
*door*
Rosa: hello cookies for sale
Josedm08:...go away I'm not home!
Rosa: uh...yes you are I heard you
*TESS JUMPSCARE*
Josedm08: AH...no you didn't this is...a recording
Rosa: no it isn't
Josedm08: yes it is watch this...leave a message beep
*kick*
Josedm08: OW!
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Lake: goodbye recorded message
Rosa: tess come on
*they leave*
Josedm08: ugh anyways...where's Riya?
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*runs*
*CRUNCH*
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Josedm08: YOUCH RIYA! GET OFF NO NO NO! SIT AHHH STOP
*TV*
James: 8!
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Josedm08: ah Dr James!
James: I know you must be feeling I told have encountered great disappointment but...in my eyes you will always be one of the greats
Josedm08: what what?
James: it's all over the news something that just stole a pyramid they're saying he makes all other villains look...lame
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Josedm08:...assemble the Brain Snatchers! *throws Riya*
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*puts on coat*
*sits*
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*button*
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*elevator*
*raises*
Riya: BARK BARK *runs*
*going down*
*brain snatchers*
Josedm08: Brain Snatchers assemble!
Brain Snatcher: *translate* okay okay
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*BONK*
*water tank*
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*they assemble*
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Josedm08: looking good!...hello everybody! alright settle down...SETTLE DOWN...thank you okay now I realize that you aliens that you probably heard about this other villain who stole the pyramids apparently it's a big deal people are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that...BUT am I upset...no I am not!...a little but we have had a pretty good year ourselves and you guys are all right in my bottle no no raises not going to get raises...what did we do?...well we stole the time square jumbo tron!
*they cheer*
Josedm08: nice huh?...that's how it rolls now you all are watching football on that but that's not all we stole the statue of liberty!
*they cheer*
Josedm08: well the small one from Las Vegas
Josedm08: and I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower!...also Vegas okay I wasn't going to tell you about this yet but I have been working on something very big! something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water! and thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr. James
Dr. James: thank you!
Josedm08: oh there he is...now we have located a shrink ray in secret lab and once we take this shrink ray we will have the capability to pull up the true crime of the century we are going to steal-
*pulls out weapons*
Josedm08: wait wait! I haven't told you what it is yet
*ROCKET*
*BOOM*
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Josedm08: hey...listen up please!
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*hit*
*raise*
Josedm08: next we are going to steal...pause for effect
*roof opens*
Josedm08: THE MOON!
*THEY CHEER*
Josedm08: and once the moon is mine! the world will give me whatever I want...and I will be the greatest villain of all time! that's what I'm talking about
*phone*
James: hello 8 I've been crunching some numbers and I really don't see how we can afford this we can't be done come on miracle worker
Josedm08: hey chillax I just get another loan from the bank they love me!
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*meanwhile*
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*Miss Karol's home for girls*
*inside*
Rosa Lake and Tess: hi Miss Karol we're back
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Karol: hello girls!
Tess: anybody come to adopt us while we were out?
Karol: hmm let me think...NO
*mud pie*
Karol: TESS...what did you put on my desk?
Tess: a mud pie
Karol: *sigh* you're never gonna get adopted Tess you know that don't you?
Tess: yeah I know
Karol: good so how did it go girls? did we meet our quotas?
Rosa: sort of we sold 43 mini-mints 30 choco-swirlies and 18 coco-nutties
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Karol: okay well you say that like it's a great sale day...LOOK AT MY FACE! do you still think it's A GREAT SALE DAY?! 18 coco-nutties I think we can do a little better than that don't you?...yeah we wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the box of shame would we? no
them: no Miss Karol
Karol: okay good off you go...go clean something of mine
*they leave*
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*morning*
*drives*
*phone*
Josedm08: hello mom sorry I meant to call but
Lucia: I just wanted to congratulate on stealing the pyramid...that was you wasn't it? or was a villain who's actually successful *laughs*
Josedm08: just so you know mom I am about to do something that's very very big very important when you hear about it you're going to be very proud
Lucia: ha...good luck with that okay I'm out of here...*KICK* HA!
*parks*
*PROCEEDS TO MAKE ROOM*
*enters*
*bathroom*
Josedm08: okay scan my eye
*opens*
Josedm08: okay time to get that loan!
*the bank of evil*
*walks*
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Josedm08: okay...8 to see Mr. Yul
Krystal: yes please have a seat
*sits*
*past*
Josedm08: mom...someday I'm going to the moon
Lucia: I'm afraid you're too late son nasa isn't sending the monkeys anymore
*present*
Josedm08: *sigh*
*other side*
Aiden: hey
*paper*
*walks*
Aiden: I'm applying for a new villain loan go by the name of...Aiden!
*moves*
Aiden: it's a mathematical term a quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude
*moved*
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Aiden: Aiden! that's me because I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude! OH YEAH
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Aiden: check out my new weapon...PIRANHA GUN oh yes fires live piranhas ever seen one before no you haven't I invented it I'm doing a demostration
*PEW*
*tries to get it*
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Krystal: Mr. 8 Mr. Yul will see you now
Josedm08:...so all I need is money from the bank to build a rocket and the moon is ours
Yul: wow well very nice presentation ahem I'd like to see this shrink ray
Josedm08: ah absolutely...will do...soon as I have it hehe
Yul: you don't have it and yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money
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Josedm08: yes
Yul: do you have any idea of the capital that this bank invested in you 8...with far to few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit...how can I put it let's say this apple is you... if we don't start getting our money back...*BREAKS APPLE* get the picture?...look 8...the point is there are a lot of new villains out there younger than you hungrier than you...younger than you like that young fellow out there named Aiden he just stole a pyramid!
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*nods*
Josedm08: I've got it I've got it um...so as far as getting money for the rocket
Yul:...get the shrink ray...then we'll talk!
*meeting's over*
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*FREEZE RAY*
Josedm08: jeez
*falls*
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*TOP SECRET RESEARCH FACILITY EAST ASIA*
*flys*
*bring in the elephant and shrink ray*
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*ZAP*
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*breaking in*
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Brain Snatcher: hahahaha! *OOF* *goes up*
*leaves*
Josedm08: haha we've got it!
*cages*
Josedm08: hahahaha!
*breaking in*
Josedm08: huh? hey!
*steals*
Josedm08: no no no no!...YOU!
Aiden: hahahahaha! now maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head! so long 8!
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Josedm08: quick we can't let him get away!
Brain Snatcher: woohoo!
*follows*
Josedm08: up ahead!...FIRE FIRE NOW!
*shoots*
*dodges*
Aiden: oops you missed me!
Josedm08: come to papa!
*missiles*
*bullets*
*stops them*
Aiden: take that!...how adorable!
Josedm08: oh you are so gonna get it as I will...WHAT?!
Aiden: HA hey 8! try this on for...size! *ZAPS*
Josem08: that is weird what is going on?
*shrinks*
Josedm08: oh god the seatbelt is too tight!
*shrinks*
Josedm08: oh no!
Aiden: hahahaha!
Josedm08: TOO SMALL TOO SMALL
*SHRUNKEN*
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Josedm08: oh...I hate that guy
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*night*
Rosa: please watch over us and bless that we'll have a good night sleep
Tess: and bless that while we're sleeping no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains
Rosa: great thanks for that image Tess
Lake: and please bless that someone will adopt us soon and that mommy and daddy will be nice and have a pet unicorn amen
them: amen
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*goodnight*
*Lake sings*
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Josedm08:...okay...cam!
*inside*
*what kinda wii game is that*
Josedm08:... okay time to spy! *spy dog*
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*security alert!*
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*button*
*POW*
Josedm08:...oh god
Aiden: nice try
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Josedm08:...okay I'm going in...*hear the walls*...*PUNCH*
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*VAULT*
Josedm08: HA
*buttons*
*PUNCH*
Josedm08: MY KIWIS!
*KNOCKOUT*
*rocket lands*
Josedm08: HA HA
*STRUM*
*YEET*
Josedm08: OPEN THE DOOR
*SLAM*
*sewer*
*SHARK*
*saws*
*rubs*
Josedm08: oh my god
*ROCKETS*
Josedm08:...oh no
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*KABOOM*
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Josedm08:...how am I not dead
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*sees*
Josedm08: hmhm oh good luck little girls *sees address*
*cam*
*ROCKETS*
Tess: whoa...cool
Rosa: uh hi we're orphans from Miss Karol's home for girls
Aiden: I DO NOT CARE BEAT IT
Rosa: come on we're selling cookies so you know we can have a better future
Aiden: oh oh wait um do you have coco-nutties?
Rosa: uh yeah
*door opens*
Josedm08: wait...what?!
*they enter*
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Josedm08: light bulb! *calls* Dr. James
James: huh?
Josedm08: I'm going to need a dozen bots disguise as cookies
James: what?
Josedm08: cookie robots!
James: who is it?
Josedm08: co- oh forget it *laughs*
*orphanage*
Karol: well it appears you have cleared our background check...Dr...8
Josedm08: uh yeah that's me...couldn't you have bought bigger chairs?
Karol: oh you have made a list of some of your personal achievements thank you for that I love reading
*meanwhile*
Brain Snatcher: *alien talk*
*faking the list*
Karol: and I see you have been given the medal of honor...and a knighthood
:)
*alien talk*
Karol: you had your own cooking show and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds
*idk*
*push*
*types*
*push*
*they fight*
(GYGND^D&TD ^TE*^!F*ET! *ENVDM(*NG*IGN*&(YT&*ND *D^FDNMUAHIDOG*&NV)
Karol: what in the world?
Josedm08: ahem well here's the deal things have been so lonely since my wife...Anna...passed on it's like my heart is a tooth and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children I'm sad!
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Josedm08: you are a beautiful woman do you speak spanish?
Karol: do I look like I speak spanish
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Josedm08: you have a face of greatness
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Karol: oh uh well thank you
Josedm08: anyway can we proceed with this adoption so so excited
Karol: please tell Rosa Tess and Lake to come to the lobby
*THEY SCREAM*
Rosa: I bet the mom is beautiful!
Tess: I bet the dad's eyes sparkle
Lake: I bet he's made of gummy bears...I'm just saying being nice...oh my caterpillar never turned into a butterfly
Tess: that's a cheeto
Lake: oh...*eats*
*later*
Josedm08:...hello
Karol: girls I want you to meet Mr. 8 he's going to adopt you and he's a dentist
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Lake: *runs* *hugs*
Rosa: uh hi I'm Rosa...this is Tess and that's Lake
Lake: haha I got your leg
Josedm08: okay that's enough...Lake let go of my leg come on
*they leave*
*pop balloon*
*drives*
*meanwhile*
Aiden: WHOO HA UHHUH oh yeah! pretty impressive...what are you looking at! *ZAP* you got shrunk tiny mouthwash! *ZAP* you done been shrunk *phone* hello oh I got the shrink ray...no I'm not playing with it...8? pfft hahaha don't make me laugh no...PS he is not getting the moon and PPS by the time I'm done with him he's gonna be begging for mercy! *ZAP*...okay bye *hangs up*...oh look at you a little tiny toilet for little tiny baby to
*WATER*
Aiden: AHHHH CURSE YOU TINY TOILET!
*home*
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Rosa: so this is like your house...wait a second you're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message
Josedm08: uh no...that was someone else
*opens*
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Lake: can I hold your hand?
Josedm08:...uh...no
*closes*
*walks*
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Tess: when we got adopted by an egg head I thought this would be more like boring
*Riya appears*
Josedm08: no hey!...LET GO OF MY NEWSPAPER! *rip*...Riya...these are not treats these are guests girls this is Riya...my dog
Riya: grr
Lake: oh fluffy doggy
Riya: AHH *runs*
Josedm08:...that's the first time she did that
Rosa: what kind of dog is that
Josedm08: she's a...black dog
Rosa: do you really think this is an appropriate place for kids cause it's not
*Tess goes inside*
Josedm08: WHOA NO! STAY AWAY IT'S FRAGILE
*close*
*"blood"*
Josedm08:...I uh...sorry for the-
Tess: hey it's dark in here
*opens*
Tess: it poke a hole in my juice box
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Josedm08:...right just don't scare us like that again
*kitchen*
Josedm08: as you can see I've provided everything a child might need...uh okay as I was saying
*shatter*
Josedm08: *GASP*
Tess: somebody broke that
Josedm08:...okay okay clearly we need to set some rules...rule number one don't touch my stuff such as acid that you just broke
Rosa: what about the floor
Josedm08: eh... yes you may touch the floor
Rosa: what about the air
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Josedm08: are you serious? air is untouchable you can't feel it
Tess: what about this *gun*
Josedm08:...AHHHHH where did you get that?!
Tess: found it
Josedm08:...jesus...rule number two you will not bother me while I'm working rule number three you will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle or sneeze or burp or fart...so no annoying noises okay
Lake: does this count as annoying *touches*
Josedm08:...very...*sigh* well...I will see in 6 hours okay don't leave
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Rosa: okay don't worry everything's going to be fine we're gonna be really happy here right...Laek?
*eats*
*lab*
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*BOOGIE BOTS*
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Josedm08: eh question?...what are these?
James: a dozen boogie robots! hahaha!
*turns off*
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Josedm08: I said cookie robots...why are you so old
James: okay I'm on it
*meanwhile*
Rosa: hello?
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Lake: TV
*climbs chair*
Riya: grrr
*button*
*ELEVATOR*
Riya: AHHHH
Rosa: what is that
Tess: wow that is cool! come on!
Lake: I don't think he's a dentist
*lab*
*drinks*
*floats*
James: we've been working on this for a while it's an anti-gravity serum
Brain Snatcher: eh no no AHHHHHH
James: I meant to close that he'll be all right I'm sure
Josedm08: do the effects wear off?
James: uh so far no no they don't
Josedm08:...oh damn
James: and here of course is the new weapon you ordered
*fart*
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Josedm08:...uh...I said dart gun but...I guess this works
James: anyways what I really wanted to show you is this
*cookie robots*
Josedm08: haha now those are cookie robots!
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Lake: lalalala I love unicorns
Josedm08: *GASP* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE...I told you to stay in the kitchen!
Rosa: well we got bored...what is this place!
Tess: can I drink this
James: do you want to explode?!
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*KICK*
James: OW 8!
Josedm08: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
Lake: will you play with us
Josedm08: NO because I'm busy!
Rosa: doing what?
Josedm08: *sigh* okay you got me dentist was a lie...in real life I'm a spy and it is top secret and you may not tell anybody! because-
Tess: what does this do *ZAP*
*destroys unicorn*
Josedm08: HEY!
Tess: oops
Lake: my unicorn! you have to fix it!
Josedm08: oh uh...it's been disintegrated it cannot be fixed
*holds breath*
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Josedm08: that's...freaking me out what is she doing?
Rosa: she's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one
Josedm08:...it is just a toy now stop it!
*falls*
Josedm08: okay okay I'll fix it! TIM MARK PHIL!
*drops in*
Josedm08: okay this is very important you have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy
Tim Brain Snatcher: eh? what boy
Mark Brain Snatcher: nah nah a toy
Tim Brain Snatcher: ah unicorn toy
Josedm08: hey hey a toy go! and hurry!
Rosa: what are those?
Josedm08: they are my...cousins Jerry Stewart watch them and keep them away from me please!
*shopping for unicorn*
*parks*
*they go in*
*coca cola*
*shakes*
*mouth*
*FIRE AWAY*
*chair*
*rumbles*
*TVS*
*sing*
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*home*
Josedm08: what the hell?
*TP*
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Tess: it was your cousin's idea
Brain Snatcher: wha?
Josedm08: okay bedtime
*awwwww*
Josedm08: not you two
*they cheer*
Josedm08: okey-dokey-beddy-bye all tucked in sweet dreams
Rosa: just so you know you're never gonna be my dad
Josedm08: hmm I think I can live with that \
*raises*
Tess: are these beds made out of bombs
Josedm08: well yes but they have no gunpowder so they don't blow up
*raises*
Lake: will you read us a bed time story
Josedm08: no
Lake: but we can't go to sleep with out a bed time story
Josedm08: well then it's going to be a long night for you isn't it...so good night...sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite *leaves*
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*door opens*
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*"unicorn"*
Lake: it's beautiful
*sleeps*
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*morning*
*Brain Snatcher floats*
*house*
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*loads wagon*
Josedm08: girls! let's go time to deliver the cookies
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Rosa: okay but first we're going to dance class
Josedm08:...uh actually we're gonna have to skip the dance class today
Rosa: actually we can't skip the dance class today we have a big recital coming up we're doing an exert for the swan lake
Lake: yes swan lake
Josedm08: that's fantastic wonderful but...we're going to delivery cookies! come on!
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Rosa: no
Josedm08:...no?
Rosa: we're not going to delivery cookies until we do dance class
Josedm08: really? well...I am not driving you to dance class so if you want to go you're to have to walk yourself
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*they walk*
Josedm08: what are you doing?
Rosa: walking to dance class
Josedm08: yeah uh okay you're just gonna keep walking because I'm really not driving you to dance class!
Rosa: okay
Josedm08: mmmmm you're going to suffer the wrath of me! seriously I'm going to count to 3! and you better be in this car...here we go! 1...2
*dance class*
Teacher: 3...4...and 5...and lift...and stretch...and 1...and 2
Lake: here you go
Josedm08: what is this?
Lake: your ticket to the dance recital...you are coming right?
Josedm08: of course...of course I have pins and needles that I am sitting on
Lake: pinky promise
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Josedm08:...oh yes my pinky promises
*goes*
*others lean*
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*fortess*
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*parks*
Josedm08: okay our first customer is a man named...Aiden
Rosa: but he's an Ai...you know we're supposed to start with the Ab's then we to the Ac's then
Josedm08: okay okay I know my alphabet works *opens* I was just thinking that it might be nice to deliver Aiden first that is all *gives cookies* *closes*
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Josedm08: it's almost over...relax
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Aiden: ah girls welcome back to the Fortress of Aiden! do you have my cookies for me?
*hacking*
*inside*
*dumps cookies*
Rosa: okay four boxes of mini-mints two tofy-totes uh two caramel clumpies and 15 boxes of coconutties
Aiden: exactly I'd like to see somebody else order that many of cookies not likely name one person who ordered more cookies than me
Rosa: that would be 52$
Aiden: right
*cookie bots are a go*
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Aiden: 8...9
Lake: why are you wearing pajamas
Aiden: pfft these aren't pajamas...this is a warm-up suit
*breaking in*
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Tess: what are you warming up for?
Aiden: stuff
Rosa: what sort of stuff
Aiden: super cool stuff that you wouldn't understand
Lake: like sleeping?
Aiden: THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS
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*cuts hole*
*enters*
Josedm08: HIYAW
Brain Snatcher: hahahaha!
Aiden: here you go 52 big ones
*grabs*
Josedm08: okay now we leave
Cookie bots: NUH UH
Josedm08: *push* NO!
*panic*
Josedm08: quiet down!
Aiden: bye *bite*...hmm
Josedm08: okay we gotta leave *gasp*
*Aiden walks by*
*look*
*nothing*
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*vent*
Josedm08: okay my Brain Snatchers...we gonna use the vents to get out
*shake and glow*
Josedm08:...come on!
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*fall*
*near Aiden*
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Josedm08:...oh we're dead
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*lifts*
*slips*
*grabs pants*
*removes*
*OOF*
*shark sees*
*BANG*
Aiden:...what the?...*epic dodge* quiet down fish!
*lifts*
Josedm08: oh that was close
*BANG*
*BANG*
Aiden: down boy!
*BANG*
*popcorn on head*
Josedm08: come on!
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*leaves*
Josedm08: PHEW!...haha! we did it! come on girls let's go!
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*canyons*
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Rosa: what about the other people who ordered cookies
Josedm08: life is full of disappointments for some people hehehe
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Lake: AHHHHHH
Josedm08: AHHHHHH
*CARELESS DRIVING*
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Josedm08: YOU MADE PUSH A GUY OFF A CLIFF DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!
Lake: SUPER SILLY FUN LAND can we go please!
Josedm08:...I never heard it...no
Tess: we've never been there and it's the funnest place on earth
Josedm08: don't care
Rosa: please we'll never ask for anything else ever again...please!?
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*fantasy*
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Josedm08: light bulb!
*inside*
*roller coaster*
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Josedm08: goodbye have fun! *leaves*
*touch*
Marcus: uh sorry dude they can't ride without an adult
Josedm08:...what?...ugh
*enters*
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*THEY SCREAM*
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*stops*
*about to vomit*
*picture*
Josedm08: god I look terrible!
Lake: ahhh oh my gosh look at that fluffy unicorn
*unicorn*
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Lake: he's so fluffy I'm gonna die
Rosa: you gotta let us play for it
Josedm08: no no no no
Lake: come on!
Josedm08: *sigh*...how much for the fluffy unicorn
Oliver: oh haha well it's not for sale but all you gotta do to win it is knock down that little spaceship there hehe it's easy
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*gives*
*press play*
*they get playing*
Josedm08:...oh that does not look easy
*stop*
*you lose*
Lake: again!
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Rosa: wait!
Tess: aw come on one more time!
Lake: just one more I accidentally closed my eyes
*sigh*
*start*
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*hit*
lake: yes! I hit it
*stop*
*you lose*
Tess: aw!
Josedm08: now hang on second...what was that she hit that...I saw it with my own eyes!
Oliver: hey buddy let me explain something to you...you see that little spaceship you see how it's not knocked over and do you know what that means professor...it means you don't get the unicorn! ohhhh!...uh oh somebody's got a frowny face...boo better luck next time
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Josedm08:...okay...my turn! *gives*
*starts*
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*FIREBALL GUN*
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*POW*
*ash away*
Josedm08: KNOCKED OVER!
*gives*
Lake: it's so fluffy!
Rosa: that...was awesome!
Tess: you blew up the whole thing!
Lake: let's go and destroy another game!
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:)
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*home*
*they laugh*
James: 8? do you mind if I uh had a quick word?
Josedm08: okay girls go play
*close*
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Josedm08: I got the shrink ray!
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Josedm08: cotton candy!
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James: we have 12 days until the moon is in optimum postion we can't afford any distractions!
Josedm08:...get me Yul
*setup the plan*
*TV*
Josedm08: ahem sorry to bother you Mr. Yul but I figured that you would want to see *shrink ray* THIS!
Yul: what?
Josedm08: huh?...*PEW*
*SHRINK BRAIN SNATCHER*
*grabs*
Yul: eh...well done 8...rather impressive
Josedm08: okay now the rest of the plan is simple!...I fly to the moon!...I shrink the moon!...I grab the moon...with bare hands or claw!...I sit on the toilet...wait what?
*girls laugh*
Josedm08: I uh...sorry excuse me for a moment!
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Josedm08: I told you not to come in here
Rosa: can we order pizza
Josedm08: pizza?!...you just had lunch!
Tess: not now for dinner!
Josedm08: dinner?...just fine we can order it just get back in there!
Rosa: can we get stuffed crust
All: oh stuffed crust
Josedm08: I'll stuff you all in the crust!
Lake: hehe you're funny
Josedm08: just don't come out of that room again!
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Josedm08: sorry about that now were where we?
Yul: you were sitting on the toilet
Josedm08: oh no no I'm sorry it was a little attempted over I know how much you like to laugh
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Josedm08: inside there now I was saying-
*door opens*
Yul: you don't seem terribly focused 8
Josedm08: oh believe me I am completely focused okay
Tess: HELLO
Yul: what the?
Tess: that guy is huge!
Yul: what are those children?!
Josedm08: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF HERE...AHH whoa no no no!
Tess: freeze ray!
*FREEZE*
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*stumbles*
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Josedm08: as I was saying
Yul: hey hey no need to continue I've seen quite enough
Josedm08: but my plan
Yul: it's a great plan I love everything about your plan except for one thing...YOU
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*past*
Josedm08: look mom I drew a picture of me landing on the moon
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Lucia: eh
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Josedm08: look mom I made the prototype of the rocket out of macaroni
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Lucia: eh
Josedm08: look mom I made a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype
*BLAST OFF*
Lucia: *gasp*...eh
*present*
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*fall*
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Josedm08: I don't understand
Yul: let's face reality 8 you've been at this for far too long with far too little success we're gonna put our faith on money into a younger villain
Josedm08: but I-
Yul: it's over...goodbye 8 *breaks apple*
*off*
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*lab*
*walks in*
Josedm08: *sigh*...now I know there have been some rumors going around that the bank...is no longer funding us...well I am here to those rumors to rest...they are true
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Josedm08: in terms of money...we have no money...so how will we get to the moon...the answer is clear...we won't
*they cry*
Josedm08:...we are...doomed...now it would probably be a good time to look for other employment options
*GASPS*
Josedm08: I know I have fire up my resume as I suggested all of you to do as well
*pull*
Josedm08: what is it?...can't you see I'm in the middle of the pep talk?
*piggy bank*
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*money*
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Brain Snatcher: hey hey *money*
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*they show money*
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Josedm08:...yes! YES!... we can build our rocket with this and whatever else we can find!...grab everything! keep the junk take apart the box it's so good!
James: come on let's go!
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*they build it*
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*the girls dance*
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*they build rocket*
*laundry*
*the girls grab their pink stuff*
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*pink astronaut suit*
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Josedm08:...well then
*later*
Josedm08: mom? what are you doing here?
Lucia: here he is in the bathtub oh look at his little buns
*they laugh*
Josedm08:...mom not cool
Lucia: and here is all dressed up in a Sunday vest
Rosa: he looks like a girl
Lucia: hehe yes he does...an ugly girl
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*jumping ballet*
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*ROCKET ENGINE*
*marshmallows*
Josedm08: oh wow *grabs*...here James
*SMACK*
*room*
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Riya: grr RAHHHHHH...*runs*
Lake: NUH UH you're funny
*later*
*pink Riya*
*cooking pancakes*
Tess: yes! mine shaped like a dead guy!
*stable*
*i'm not there*
*CRITICAL*
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*DANGER*
*SKULL*
*kitchen*
*flips*
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*lands*
*bank*
Krystal: Mr. Yul your don is here
Yul: send him in
Aiden: *enters* hey dad...you wanted to see me
Yul: yes I did Aideen
Aiden: I am not Aideen anymore that was my nerd name now I am Aiden!
Yul: sit down
*sits*
Yul: do you know where the shrink ray is?
Aiden: duh!...back at my place
Yul: oh is that right? back at your place that's cool I guess 8 just have one that's EXACTLY LIKE IT!
*picture*
Aiden: what WHAT THOSE GIRLS SOLD ME COOKIES!
Yul: do you have any idea how lucrative this moon heist could be?! I give you the opportunity of a life time and you just blew it!
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Aiden: no I didn't
Yul: oh really?
Aiden: just wait till 8 sees my latest weapon!...SQUID LAUNCHER!
*PEW*
*lands*
Krystal: AHHH THERE'S A SQUID ON MY FACE!
Aiden: hehe don't worry the moon is as good as ours
*bedroom*
Josemd08: come on now it's bedtime did you brush your teeth let me smell
*bad breath*
*tackle*
Josedm08: put on PJS hold still okay seriously this is beddy time lie down I'm not kidding I mean
Tess: but we're not tired!
Josedm08: well I am tired
Lake: will you read us a bed time story?
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Josedm08: no
Lake: pretty please
Josedm08: the physical appearance of the please makes no difference it is still no so go to sleep
Tess: but we can't we're all hyper
Rosa: and without a bedtime story we'll just keep getting up and bugging you all night long
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Josedm08: fine
*grabs*
Josedm08: okay sleepy kittens...what are these?
Lake: puppets you use them when you tell the story
*puts them in*
Josedm08: okay let's get this over with...three little kittens loved to play they had fun in the sun all day then their mother came out and said time for kittens to go to bed...wow...this is garbage do you actually like this?
Lake: keep reading
Josedm08: okay okay...three little kittens started to bawl mommy we're not tired at all their mother smiled and said wth a purr fine but at least you should brush your fur
Tess: now you brush the fur
*brushes*
Josedm08: this is literature? a two year old could have written this okay...three little kittens with fur all brushed said we can't sleep we feel to rushed their mother replied with a voice like silk fine but at least you should drink your milk
Lake: now you make them drink the milk
*drink*
Josedm08: oh I don't like this book this is going on forever...three little kittens with milk all gone rubbed their eyes and started to yawn
*girls yawn*
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Josedm08: we can't sleep we can't even try then their mother sang a lullaby...goodnight kittens...close your eyes...sleep in pace until you rise...though while you sleep...we are apart...your mommy...loves you with all her heart
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Josedm08: the end okay good night
Lake: wait...what about goodnight kisses
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Josedm08:...no...bye
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Rosa: he's not gonna kiss us goodnight Lake
Lake: I like him he's nice
Tess: but scary
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Lake: like santa
*they sleep*
*hallway*
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*family tree*
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*walks in*
James: only 48 hours till the launch and all systems are a go!
Josedm08: uh...about that...I thinking that maybe we could move the date of the heist
James: please tell me this is noise of the girls dance recital is it?
Josedm08: what?...no no no the recital that's stupid I just think it's kind of weird to do it on a Saturday I was thinking heist is a...Sunday thing...get it?
James: 8! you and I have been working on this for years! it's everything we've dreamed of! your chance to make history! become the man who stole the moon...but these girls have becoming a major distraction!...they need to go! you don't do something about it...then I will
Josedm08:...I understand *leaves*
James:...good
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*meanwhile*
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*printing*
*they laugh*
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*SHIP IS BIG AGAIN*
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Josedm08: okay okay now when we put our cups together we will make the clink sound with mouth ready...clink! there we go now we drink...now Lake clink
*DING*
Josedm08: excuse me girls
*aw*
Josedm08: don't worry...it's the door I'll get it...keep clinking
*open*
Josedm08:...huh? Miss...Karol?...what are you doing here?
Karol: I'm here for the girls I received a call that you wanted to return them
Josedm08:...what?
Karol: and also I did buy a spanish dictionary
*HIT*
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Karol: I didn't like what you just said
Josedm08: but I-
James: ahem...*nods*
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Josedm08: oh...I will get the girls ready
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*later*
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Lake: don't let her take us!...tell her you want to keep us!
Karol: alright girls come on let's go
Rosa: goodbye Mr. 8...thanks for everything
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*they drive off*
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James: I did it for your own good...come on let's go get that moon
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Josedm08: right...
*Brain Snatcher cries*
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*box of shame*
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*stuff*
Josedm08: AHHHHHHH
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*prepare rocket*
*walks*
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*going up*
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Brain Snatcher: look
*ticket*
Josedm08: what is this for?
Brain Snatcher: Recital
Josedm08: the recital...I am the greatest criminal mind of the century I don't go to...little girl dance recital
*they put in pocket*
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*enters*
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James: opening launch doors commencing launch sequence...and we are good to go!
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*surface*
*rumble*
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*BLAST OFF*
Kai:...oh my
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*squid launcher*
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Aiden: hold this
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*ATTACH*
Aiden: oh yeah!
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Josedm08: nice work Dr. James
Aiden: BOOYAH
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*SHOCKWAVE*
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*GLIDE*
Aiden: oh yeah once again I'm- *BONK*
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*ZAP*
Josedm08: so unstable!
*space*
Brain Snatcher:...huh? *swims away*
*pass*
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*dettach*
Josedm08: I'm at the moon!
*open*
Josedm08: here we go!
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*ZAP*
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*SURFING GONE WRONG*
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*NO WEREWOLF*
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*grab*
Josem08:...ha! ha! I've got it!...I've got the moon! haha I've got the moon!
*ticket*
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4:12
Josedm08: I can make it
*meanwhile*
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*BRAIN SNATCHER IS BIG AGAIN*
James: wait a minute!
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Josedm08: come on come on!
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*recital*
Lake: he's still not here
Rosa: why would he come he gave us up
Lake: but he pinky promised
Nina: girls girls places
Tess: no we can't start yet we're still expecting someone
Lake: can we just wait a few more minutes
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Nina: okay just a few more
Rosa: he's not coming
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James: 8...8! can you hear me?
Josedm08: HEAT!
James: quick we have to warn him! and fast
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*"fast"*
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Josedm08: SO MUCH SOLAR HEAT!...okay I can still make it!
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*Recital starts*
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*oh no*
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Josedm08: okay okay there's the library that's third street the dance studio! there there!
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*LANDS*
Josedm08: NO TOO FAST!
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*stops*
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Josedm08: oh god...*changes*
*OPEN*
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Marcus: sorry buddy show's over
Josedm08:...huh? over?
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*paper*
Josedm08:...aw their names and...me...what's on the back side?...*GASP*...*RUNS*
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*BRING THE MOON!*
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*his base*
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Josedm08: OPEN THE DOOR AIDEN!
*SCREEN*
Aiden: first give me the moon then we'll talk
Josedm08: ugh...here it is
*slot*
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*gives*
Lake: Mr. 8!
Aiden: zip happy meal
Josedm08: now the girls!
Aiden: actually I think I'll hold on to them a little while longer
Josedm08: *GASP* YOU [REDACTED]
Aiden: oh yeah! unpredictable!
*off*
Josedm08: listen close you little punk when I get in there you are in for a world of pain!
Aiden: oh I am really scared!
*PUNCH*
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Lake: he is gonna kick your butt
Aiden: pfft
*MISSILES*
Josedm08: oh dear...so that's how you want to play...okay...*EPIC DODGES*
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*BOOM*
*enters*
*SHARK*
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*PUNCH*
Aiden: he...he punched my shark!
*ESCAPE POD*
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Josedm08: *gasp* he's getting away!...not a good spot to hide a pyramid
*climbs*
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*GRAB*
*FLYS*
Josedm08:...such a slippery material
*my ship*
James: ah! there he is!
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Josedm08: come on!
James: hang on 8!
*slips*
Josedm08: Ahhh
James: oh no
*falls*
Josedm08: AHHHHHH *lands*...huh?
*Brain Snatchers wave*
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Josedm08: Aiden has the girls...go!
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Josedm08: what happened to the ship it's big again?
James: not as big as the moon's going to be!
Josedm08: what?!
James: the larger the mass of an object the quick the effects of the shrink ray wear off I call it the James principal...I just came up with it now actually
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*realize*
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*the moon grows*
Lake: *gasp*
Rosa: did you see that?...Aiden!
Tess: hey!
Lake: over here!
Aiden: hey what are you girls doing back there?
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*weighs*
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Aiden: *stable* phew...*CRUSHED*...ouch
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*touch*
*SHATTER*
Josedm08: get as close as you can!...you got it
*GRAPPLE GUN*
*PULL*
*open*
Rosa: *gasp* Mr. 8 up here!
Josedm08: okay girls...you're gonna have to jump!
Tess: jump?! are you insane
Josedm08: don't worry I will catch you!
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Rosa: you gave us back
Josedm08: I know I know and it is the worst mistake I have ever made! but you have to jump now
Rosa: it'll be okay
*closer*
Josedm08: okay
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Rosa: jump now!
*Tess and Lake jump*
*catch*
Josedm08: Rosa...I will catch you...and I will never let you go again!
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*jump*
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*stop*
Aiden: not so fast!
Josedm08: NO!
Rosa: let me go!
Aiden: hahahaha!
*MOON*
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*grab*
Rosa: AHHHHHHH
Josedm08: ROSA!
*grab rope*
Josedm08: oh no!
*Aiden climbs*
Josedm08: I'm coming *walks*
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*trip*
*grab*
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Aiden: HAHAHA *CRUSH*
*gasps*
*SCREAM*
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*CATCH*
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Josedm08: I got you
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Aiden: AHH
*BUTTON*
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Josedm08: oh no
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*BREAK*
Aiden: AHHHHHH
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Aiden: NOOOOO
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*MOON IS BACK*
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*moon*
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Aiden: oh poop
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*NEWS*
Conner: this time good triumphs and the moon has been returned to its rightful place in the sky but once again law enforcement is baffled leaving leaving everyone to wonder who is this mysterious hero? and what will he do next
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*bedroom*
Josedm08: okay girls time for bed
Tess: oh come on tell us a story
Lake: three sleepy kittens
Josedm08: oh no sorry that book was accidentally destroyed maliciously
Riya: pfft
Josedm08: so tonight we're going to read a new book this one is called...this one is called one big unicorn by who wrote this oh! me! I wrote...oh look a puppet book watch!
*nose*
Josedm08: that's the hole
*they laugh*
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Lake: this is gonna be the best book ever
Josedm08: not to pat myself on the back but..yes it probably will be here we go...one big unicorn strong and free thought he was happy as he could be...then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down
Tess: hey that one looks like me!
Josedm08: uh what are you talking about? these are kittens no relations to persons living or dead is completely coincidental... they made him laugh ho ho they made him cry aw he never should have said goodbye and now he knows he could never part from those three little kittens...that changed his heart...the end
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Josedm08: okay alright good night
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*good night kisses*
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Rosa: *hugs* I love you
Josedm08: I love you too
*close*
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Brain Snatcher: ahem good night kiss?
Josedm08: no no
*aw*
Josedm08: okay
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Josedm08: didn't I get you already?
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*cam*
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*recital recreated*
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*they dance*
Josedm08: they're very good
Lucia: oh so proud of you son you've turned out to be a great parent hehe just like me...maybe even better
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*PUSH*
*REMIX THIS*
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*they dance*
*come on*
Josedm08: no thank you
*pulls*
Josedm08: no no no *let go*...*carried*
*they all dance*
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*I dance*
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*PAIN*
*James dance*
*Lucia dance*
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*up we go*
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*Aiden dances*
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*on top*
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*moon*
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*THE END*
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*OUT OF PLUSH*
*lands on top*
Josedm08: oh jeez what just happened?
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Aiden: ugh...what was that?!
James: my ears feel weird
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Josedm08:...oh right...green worm take plush...personalized the entire DC2 cast...what even are you?
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*shows book*
Josedm08: Brain Snatchers?...oh wow...you take over people's minds...where is the rest of your crew?
*jumps*
*video*
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Josedm08:...ah...they ruined your personalization plans...just like me...but with movies what-ifs games creepypastas!...say...is there a way I can...help you get your crew back?
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*thinks*
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*agrees*
Josedm08: okay let's go!
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*leaves*
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*THE END*