bill pov:

ford is at the table writing about gnomes as i shuffle into the kitchen. looking up at me he grins. he brings his hand up as if praying, a cheeky grin on his face.

"oh what have i done to be blessed with such a beautiful sight?" ford says his voice slightly raspy. i roll my eyes and strike a quick pose, my left hand on my hip, my right hand palm up and held out to him.

i sneeze and my teasing pose is ruined making me pout, while ford chuckles.

"come here my muse, let me give you a kiss." ford sighs and grins sheepishly.

i make my way over to him and lean down for a kiss and he grabs my waist. melting into his touch i grin and pull back for the kiss. "i worship you my muse." ford murmurs and kisses me again.

"i could assist you...if-" i breathe out as i place a hand on the front of fords pants as i trail kisses down his neck. he lets out a soft moan as i work my hand up and down slowly.

"bi-"he starts and pauses his face beet red, i glance over my shoulder following his line of sight. fiddleford and stan are standing in the doorway.

"oh come on louder we have an audience this morning... or are you shy about it cause of your brother is watching?" i tease ford as i grind my palm on him again feeling his arousal grow.

"q-quit it, ive got work to do." he whispers clearly embarrassed and i laugh and remove my hand. stan snickers in the doorway.

"fine fordsy you win i can attack you later. just know im unavoidable." i say half pouting as i walk away.

"stan lets hit the road, your mom wanted me to visit her, and ford isnt allowed to come with." i say smirking over my shoulder at ford. "cant disobey your mother can you?" i ask sticking my tongue out.

stan pov:

bill looks out the window of the car as i drive.

"hey stan.." bill looks at me from the passenger seat, "do you know why your mom demanded i visit without ford?" he looks concerned.

i sigh and look back at the road. "yeah i do, she uh wants to take you dress shopping. ford had mentioned to ma' that your family isnt 'round anymore." i say as i bring one hand up to scratch the back of my head. "and since ford proposed, ma had been absolutely heartbroken that you dont have anyone ta' take you dress shoppin' and all." i put my hand back on the wheel and glace over at bill.

his eyes are watering slightly a look of disbelief on his face. "i.. but im lying to her... she thinks her son has this beautiful woman. im not that stan, ive never been that. i know the way i dress isnt showing of that, i like the frills and such...i know i dress in girls clothes and..-" bill starts spiraling.

"hey, its ok ma would be fine with it, we just dont want dad to cut ford off from the family. that old man is stuck in his ways, and we dont want him hurting you like... well he did me when we were growing up. he was a bit too tough, especially when he caught me with, well a football player." i rub the side of my chin remembering the heat i got for that.

"so take a deep breath ok, ma loves you. if the old man sees you as a beautiful young woman, let him, it will save you and ford trouble." i finish and pat bills knee.

bill leans into me after a minute, his head on my shoulder. "thank you stan. theres something i want to do after shopping, know a good place to get some ink done? maybe a piercing or two?" a grin on his face as he sits back up.

my neck and ears grow hot. "fuckin hell man, he told you 'bout that? bunch of gossiping girls..." i mumble half hiding my face as i run my hand through my hair.

"ive grown quite fond of fiddleford, and pardon me but i love some good dirty details. but no being serious, i want to get some ink done on my back, fidd mentioned you might know someone good." he says sounding nervous and excited.

a few days of driving later_

"stanley, cy! oh im glad you both are here!" my mom exclaims as she pulls me into a hug and kisses my cheek.

i hug my mom back. "ma calm down, we've been driving for days." I sigh as she turns her attention to bill.

"fine i'll turn my attention to the beautiful bride, come on dear lets go over all the plannin' details. we can go shoppin for a dress thats just as stunning as you tomorrow." she exclaims, whisking a blushing bill off into another room.