Narrator: In that moment, the sponge, the chalk drawer, the misunderstood youth, the spectral boy, and the astute scholar embarked on a quest to seek out a guide who could assist them in traversing the vast ocean that lay before them.
(SpongeBob, Rudy, Timmy, Danny and Jimmy walk along a shoreline until they meet June, one of the hosts of KaBlam!)
June: hey! Do you need any anchors today? How about a huge box of junk?
SpongeBob: I'm SpongeBob. This is Rudy, and these are my friends, Timmy, Danny, and Jimmy. We need your help crossing that ocean!
June: oh, seriously? I have something that can help you cross an ocean super fast! And guess what? It's right in front of you!
(SpongeBob, Rudy, Timmy, Danny, and Jimmy all look to see a gorgeous boat in front of them)
June: everyone, this is what I call the S.S. KaBlamalamadingdong delicious! So, what would you need it for?
Rudy: oh, we're looking for the Dark Mountains, where a lost Nicktoon resides.
(June becomes unnerving to the five Nicktoons)
June: (stern) are you trying to get me to take you to the Dark Mountains…? If so…
(She turns bright and upbeat again)
June: …I will gladly do so!
SpongeBob, Rudy, Timmy, Danny, and Jimmy: huh?
June: climb aboard! Also, this ship is auto-pilot!
(The five Nicktoons board the boat)
June: (to the audience) by the way the only episode of my show to air here was "now with more flava!", and it was exclusive to the A to Zim weekend.
(She boards her boat and the Nicktoons set sail)
Rudy: what's YOUR name by the way?
June: I'm June. I'm one of KaBlam's hosts. This ship is usually used for promoting our show, but I'm glad that I let you use it!
(SpongeBob looks down at the sea)
SpongeBob: wow! I can see my house from up here!
(June goes inside the boat and pulls out a microphone)
June: (on speaker) everyone, thank you for choosing to ride what we call the S.S. KaBlamalamadingdong delicious. Note that this ocean has some pretty unique wildlife including crabs, starfish, and the occasional sea squirrel.
Danny: is that June saying all of this?
Timmy: I think so.
SpongeBob: June! How long until we get to the other side?
June: (on speaker) the other side of this ocean is REALLY far away, but this boat is a beast. It can get us there in no time. So sit back and relax and maybe have some cotton candy as we continue to take this long voyage of ours. Thank you.
(June emerges from inside the boat)
Danny: well, guess I called it.
Rudy: she is such a weirdo, isn't she?
Jimmy: yep. Definitely a weirdo alright.
(June then spots the Magic Chalk from Rudy's pocket)
June: hey! Is that a chalk stick stuck in your pocket?
Rudy: uuh… it's not just a chalk stick, it's a Magic Chalk stick.
June: really? Well you must have some sacred powers if that chalk is magic.
Timmy: hey June, I kinda have something sacred too!
June: yeah, what is it, average kid that no one understands?
Timmy: my fairy godparents!
June: fairies, eh? Sounds pretty sacred. Anyway, let's keep this voyage going ladies and gentlemen!
SpongeBob: whee!
(SpongeBob's friend Patrick emerges from the water)
Patrick: oh hey, look! It's SpongeBob!
(He waves to the boat containing SpongeBob)
Patrick: hi, SpongeBob!
(SpongeBob notices Patrick in the distance and waves back)
SpongeBob: hi, Patrick! We're on our way to the Dark Mountains! Care to join?
(Patrick becomes nervous of what SpongeBob just said and goes back in the water)
SpongeBob: guess that's a no, sadly. Well, at least I still have my four pen pals with me!
(SpongeBob does his iconic laugh)
June: Hey guys, if you're feeling hungry, I've got some toast ready for you, spread with Harold's glow-in-the-dark butter!
Timmy: glow-in-the-dark butter? What kind of witchcraft is this?
Danny: just hearing that makes me think of ectoplasm.
(June looks at Danny)
Danny: I-it's a lie I'm not a ghost!
June: that's what I thought.
(Suddenly, the water begins to bubble)
Timmy: hey… guys…? Wh-what is that… sound?
(They all look down at the water, which is still bubbling)
Rudy: is that…?
June: oh no… it can't be!
(Appa, who is ridden by Aang, jumps out of the water, soaking SpongeBob and Rudy, who still has the chalk in his pocket, protecting it from the water)
SpongeBob: whew! If it weren't for that wave, I would've dried up again!
Timmy: heeey, was that a Sky Bison and… an Airbender…?
Rudy: they must be fleeing from something! But what?
Jimmy: over there!
(Jimmy points to an ominous storm cloud up ahead. SpongeBob and the others follow)
Danny: a storm? Those guys are scared of a storm.
Jimmy: this isn't just any storm; it's a nor'easter. It's a unique and unusual weather event that brings chilly winds and turbulent seas.
Timmy: chilly winds and turbulent seas sounds like a pretty dangerous meteorological event!
(As the nor'easter gets closer, June rushes to her mic inside the boat)
June: (on speaker) attention ladies and gentlemen, we are about to experience rough seas in about a minute or two so, try not to die. Thank you.
SpongeBob: MAN YOUR STATIONS! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! TAKE COVER!
(The nor'easter begins to hit, and the boat and Nicktoons are suddenly engulfed by a dense snowstorm)
Jimmy: HANG ON, EVERYONE!
(The Nicktoons begin to panic as the boat gets tossed around by the waves)
Timmy: THIS ISN'T WHAT I WISHED FOR!
Jimmy: I can't even do my Brain Blast out in this!
Danny: you think THAT'S bad? Apparently, I'm too nervous to even go ghost and get out of here!
SpongeBob: guys! I think I have an idea!
(He gets out his bubble wand and begins to blow bubbles at the sky… only for them to freeze up and fall to the ground)
SpongeBob: well, I guess you're right. This really IS hopeless!
(The Nicktoons continue to panic in the nor'easter)
Rudy: I don't even know what a nor'easter is, but it sure is deadly!
Timmy: I think I'm gonna be seasick!
(Timmy's face turns green, then he rushes to the edge of the boat to hurl up. June, on the other hand, stares at the sky with a look of dismay on her face)
June: we dreamed of creating the coolest boat to showcase our show to the world. But now, it feels like everything is falling apart because of the bad choices we've made. In the end, it feels like we're all just going to end up freezing to death. Everything we did seems pointless.
(SpongeBob and Rudy walk up to June)
SpongeBob: what's the matter June? Do you need a Krabby Patty?
(June glares at SpongeBob and Rudy while Timmy, Jimmy, and Danny stare)
June: you buttheads. That storm is going to smash our boat to bits! You've put us all in danger!
Rudy: hey! Why are you blaming us now?
June: YOU! This is your fault! And it's all because of those sacred powers of yours!
Rudy: hey! I only have two powers; making portals, and making drawings come to life!
June: oh yeah?! Well you better keep those powers to yourself!
Rudy: I only use these powers for the good! Admit it!
(June lunges at Rudy and the two begin to push each over)
Timmy: I can't look!
(The two continue to push each over until June has a realization)
June: fine then! I could just send you straight to Davy Jones's locker! That would get you out of my hair for good!
(June begins to back Rudy towards the edge of the boat)
Rudy: no! Wait!
SpongeBob: June, please stop! Don't push him overboard! He's only here to help, not drive us toward doom!
June: you can't fight it! There's no way you'll return! I'm about to tell you why! It's your destiny… to be defeated by me!
Rudy: wait, what?!
(Timmy, Jimmy, and Danny cringe at the scene)
Rudy: J-June? Why are you trying to get rid of me?
June: how can you act like you have no idea?! You're using powerful forces without thinking about the consequences! There's only one way to stop these forces now, and that's for you to be thrown into the deep ocean forever!
(Rudy is dangerously close to the edge of the boat. He then looks behind him)
Rudy: AAH!
SpongeBob: Rudy! NOOOOOOOOO!
(Rudy tries to balance himself)
June: so long… chalk mania-
?: WAHAHAHAHA!
(June pauses her final blow)
June: where did that spooky laugh come from…?
(SpongeBob, with a nervous look on his face, points upwards and the other Nicktoons follow. A 10-year old with red hair, green eyes, and buck teeth lands on the boat using his rocket shoes. The boy glares at everyone)
Rudy: y-you… who are you?
Truman: I go by the name Truman X. I am the one who controls technology.
SpongeBob: Truman?!
Danny: THE Truman... you mean the one that's been around since 1997? THAT Truman?!
Truman: yes. THAT Truman.
(Truman looks over to June, who is about to push Rudy overboard)
Truman: hey, blue-haired lady, just back off from him!
(June backs away from Rudy, saving his life)
Truman: thank you.
(Truman looks over to SpongeBob)
Truman: and what's up with that cheese that's talking over there?! I can totally imagine it being one giant, cheesy, golden, yummy, gooey, creamy, soft, and moist treat!
SpongeBob: excuse me, your smellyness, but I'm actually a sponge, not a piece of talking cheese.
Rudy: hey, Truman. Why are you showing up in the middle of a storm?
(Truman looks over to Rudy)
Truman: I have arrived to settle the argument between you and the person with blue hair.
Rudy: what?! Unbelievable! You can do that?
Truman: sometimes.
Timmy: Truman, we need your help to find the Dark Mountains! There's a Nicktoon hiding in there! Can you assist us?
(Truman leers at Timmy)
Truman: the journey you are looking for is one that no one else can walk. You shouldn't go near that restricted area.
(Truman activates his rocket shoes and takes off as the wind and snow begin to clear and the waves begin to calm)
SpongeBob: look! The sun is out!
(The boat bumps into something, startling the Nicktoons)
June: and just in time! LAND HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The Nicktoons exit the boat)
June: I apologize for the anger, Rudy. But you were correct. You really only have two abilities, after all.
Rudy: June, I've got to ask, what made you so mad like that?
June: sometimes, I just get really angry for no reason.
Rudy: that's interesting.
(The Nicktoons are embarking on their journey again)
SpongeBob: hey, Rudy.
Rudy: yes?
SpongeBob: will we get to see Truman return again?
Rudy: I don't know.
(The Nicktoons leave as June waves)