Chapter 36: Life is Not a Fairy Tale:
LilyMu:
(Team LilyMu is trying to figure out who sabotaged the Battle Wagon)
Mitsuki: Mikey, I think I might have an idea.
Mikey: What is it, Mitsuki?
Mitsuki: Have you noticed Guano's been reacting negatively around Lily? I believe that might be Blossom Fang, disguised as Lily...
(Blossom takes off the Lily Mask)
Blossom: I NEED AIR!
Guano: CUT!
Blossom's POV:
"Why do I even bother," asks Guano.
"Sorry," I said, "it was getting really hard to breathe under there!"
Nanami then comes. "Blossom, did you hear," asks Nanami, "the Princess of Enchantica is coming to Tokyo!"
"Wow... what's Enchantica," I asked.
"It's a country that isn't found on most maps," says Nanami, "we have got to check this out! Come on!"
She then pulled me away.
...
We arrived at the airport. "There she is," says Nanami, "I don't know what it is, but I find her very attractive. I hope you won't get jealous!"
"Don't worry," I said, "because I think I might know what it is!"
Nanami then looks at her and at me. You see, the Princess looks exactly like me! "Whaaaaa-"
...
We kept watching her. "It's uncanny," says Nanami, "she could be your twin!"
"I doubt," I said, "her ears are too round!"
"Y'know, I've been thinking how weird it is that I never noticed your ears when I thought you were human," says Nanami.
"Hey, it worked for me," I said.
"Wait, she's looking at something," says Nanami, "I wonder what it could be... she's looking at you, isn't she?"
The Princess then approaches us. "It's incredible," she says, "you look just like me!"
"Yeah... weird," I said, "I'm Blossom Fang and this is my girlfriend, Nanami Nakamoto!"
"Blossom Fang and Nanami Nakamoto, you must join me, I am Princess Rosalie!"
"Wow, you even have a name that sounds like a flower," says Nanami, "weird."
"We'd love to join you," I said. After all, how often do you get to hang with a princess.
...
You probably think hanging with a princess is like a fairy tale... and it's literally like one! It's like her life comes from every fairy tale book you have ever read! She has a mean ugly step-mother, while the Princess is beautiful and nice, an animal sidekick, it's a hamster, and that's not all...
Rosalie: In my favorite dream
Everyone is so delightful
No one's mean or spiteful
In my favorite dream
Yes, and in my favorite dream
There my heart can go romancing
Dancing to a heavenly theme
But there's something else I look forward to
It's a secret, but here's a clue
He's my favorite you-know-who
You're the hero of my most favorite dream
(Chorus: hums)
In his right vest pocket, you'll find the key
The right vest pocket, go carefully
(Chorus: hums)
Oh!
(Chorus: hums)
Yep, she even sings. "Wow, this could get annoying," says Nanami.
"She comes from a fantasy while I come from a world where blood comes up in a lot of conversations," I said, "how can we look alike while being so different?"
"I sing that song when I think of my true love," says Rosalie, "Prince Gabriel, but I think his older brother, Alistair wants me!"
"Well, you are hot," says Nanami. I looked at her. "You share the same face! Calling her hot is like calling you hot!"
"Actually, Alistair only wants the throne," says Rosalie.
"Don't worry," I said, "I'm sure he won't try anything. By the way, can I use your bathroom?"
"Of course," says Rosalie.
...
I just walked out of the bathroom when someone grabbed me and dragged me away...
...
"At last," says Alistair, "Princess Rosalie is mine!"
"Boss, I don't think this is her," says one of his goons.
"What are you talking about," asks Alistair.
"Well, it does look like her, but this girl's dressed in a more gothic style, and she has pointy ears!"
"That's because I'm not the Princess," I said, "I'm not even straight! I'm a lesbian!"
"Nice try," says Alistair, "you expect us to believe that someone who looks just like the Princess would show up in the embassy where the Princess is staying?"
"I know that's too much of a coincidence, but when the Princess saw how much I look like her, she wanted to invite me and my girlfriend over," I said, "look, if you just let me call her..."
"Better idea," says Alistair, "marry me or die!"
"Look, what if I can show you, I'm not Rosalie," I asked.
"How," asks Alistair.
"Do Princesses in Enchantica ever defend themselves," I asked.
"No, they just wait to be rescued," says Alistair.
I then used my staff to take them all down. "That proof enough," I asked.
"W-w-witch..." Alistair is then out cold.
Then this handsome prince comes in. "Alistair, my brother, I have come... oh, never mind."
"Gabriel, right," I asked.
"What Rosalie says is true," says Gabriel, "you look just like her!"
"You're probably wondering how I did this," I asked.
"Don't worry, unlike other princes of Enchantica, I am a strong believer that women can defend themselves... it's just that the ones back home never do," says Gabriel, "we're from a very sexist country."
"Okay, let's go," I said.
...
And we watched as our new friends leave for Enchantica.
"Things are never normal, are they, my princess," asks Nanami.
"Come here," I said. I then tilted Nanami, and we shared a kiss.
"Get a room," says Alistair. We then looked at him. "Yeah, my brother and the real princess left me behind."
LilyMu:
(Team LilyMu is trying to figure out who sabotaged the Battle Wagon)
Mitsuki: Mikey, I think I might have an idea.
Mikey: What is it, Mitsuki?
Mitsuki: Have you noticed Guano's been reacting negatively around Lily? I believe that might be Blossom Fang, disguised as Lily!
Mikey: You might be right!
Lily: (Coming out of nowhere) She is!
(Lily attacks Blossom and removes her mask)
(Blossom makes her escape)
Mikey: Good to have you back, Lily.
Lily: I'm glad to be out of that icky place. Now, let's get something to eat.
In the next chapter, Nanami's Dad meets Bloodfoot.