Authore note: fuckyou i wanna writte, see ya later
- the infornamt-
jorry and the othr prople were eating in howards saloon, because yeah, their again in howards, i forgot the reason of harru with wednesday so they change from school again to howards, all of them, aldos ultra kira is dead.
but then a child with pink hair appeard while usong a fros as a phone
"im sorry, searching for hermione2 said the guy "my boss is lookinhg fro her"
"opio i already toldyou that we are not longer dating yo ass sucker" said hermione
then tiem stop and a lot os space transform into diavolo
"i came to advice yoy" said diavolo
then ron killed diavolo cause was jeallousy that diaolo was his ex
"that happens to you for being a bitch" sceramed ron and started dancing over the corpse and its grave
but then resurrect cause he needs to died and came back for all the eternity and then he stardted talking again
"harry, the evil legaue is searching for you and its financed by grug! and there is a drug cartel fight, its a gangstar war... did you get it? gang star like star and gang" said harry
"oh no" said harry, we need to do something
"im going to tell you wich are the sides of thsi war so listen carefully" said dopio "by first, there is the good side led by heiseberg and his partner that nobody knows who is, we only know that is a mahician and is old, and i knowo that becaus i am also jessy pinkman" said jessy pinkman, befor knowed as diavolo "thats wy i have my hair pinted into pink"
"oh my good jessy" said hermine and start sexinghim "oh" said hermione "change, know i want the doppios dick" and then jessy transform into doppio, but it have a tiny dick so didnt satisfy hermi and hermione started to milk from hertitis
doppio i didnt want this, call your boss
doppio then used the hermin¿es butt as a phone and called diavolo
"bosss, they need you and also yur long dick" then doppio transform into diavolo and his dick aldo grown and was that long that came out from her throath.
"oh yeah, a cream grandson flavor" said hermione "oh yeah, did you like my king crimson?" and then king crimson joined them to the orgy.
Then diavolo died because had too much sex, also the stand died because is te soul of diavolo
"that was amazing" said hermone while sawing ron masturbating and criying while hi was filming to sell the video.
"hermione you dumbass, you killed diavolo" said wednesday
"do not worry, im going to resusitatehim and then harry called the pope and the pope udes his stick pope into the corpse and he resusitate
"remember that i can only resusitate a guy per day"
"you fell into my trap said a misterious voice and the voice was sdiavolo who was actually a bad guy"
"im goint to kill ypu because ypu are one of the seals that protect harry, but you are not an animal so ypu are a seal" said pinkman
the pope was scared for a second but then remembered that he had a stand so he could defend himself.
"hallelujah" screamed the pope and his stand came into the place and appear
diavolo spawn his king creamson and then started to fight
the pope extended his stickpope to the sky and the used the power of the light and the divinity to meade diavolo totally blind
diavolo was blind, but then started laughting
"why are you laughting?" ask the pope
but diavolo said nothing to him and thow a brick to the sky
"that brick is not even close to hit me" said the pope windomsly
"is not for you" said diavolo
the brick fell into harry who was distractedd with the previous video that ron filmed and he fell to the floor
"oh no, is he dead?" ask the pope
"no, is not, that brick cant kill him, i need to destroid the seals, and need to kill you" screamed diavolo
everione in the room were helping harry because its need it a lot of pepople to save the life of such an important person as harry, so this battel was against the pope and diavolo only
diavolo stared moving to the pope, but the pope used his sacred wind to trowhim to a wall, diavolo cut the time and appeard very close to the pope but the pope move his hands and summon a thunderbolt from his hands that missed diavolo becaue diavolo cut the time again
while diavolo was triying to hit him with a punch, the pope put his hands in the floor and summon two wntities, an angel and a demon, the angel had a sword and the demon had a trident
both entities crossed their weapons to protect the pope from his punch and started fighting too
the angel udes his halo as a fresbee and cut a finger of diavolo, and the demon throw his horns as rockets that explded
while this was happening, the pope was using his sacred hosts in himself and whispering something
but the demon and the angels were nothing to diavolo, he only ctu the time and then there were crossed by diavolos hands, the demon in the right and the angel in the left hand, with te¿heir last breath both used their weapons and the anges almost crossed his neck, but he lost their srtengness and died, de demon explded because their crosses exploded and destroyed one of the diavolos hand, but that didn stopped him.
when both entities were deds he try to hill the pope but the pope strarted shining and smiling and said "too late"
the pope now had a perfevct shild, but it have a weak point, but he didnt said anithing because he is not stupid.
diavolo know that nothing is impossible and try yo kill him without exit, every attack that diavollo does just was reflected, diavolo then notice that in his back, is a chalice with wine inside, so he try to throw all of the content and it worked, his perfect shild dissapeard, the pope then used his last resourse
"im going to use my last resource" said the pope
and he trow something to diavolos, but was too slow and missed diavolo, the pope then used his croiss and a sword appeard from the bottom, the pope started screaming but he wasnt running to diavolo, he stabbed himself
"what?" asked diavolo "what are you doing?
the pope used his blood to create a tool, it was a rosary, the pope just drop the rosary and then the rosary was sliding as a snake, sliding to diavolo, diavolo just cut the time and appeard in fron of the pope, but he wasn moving... the snake, the sake is trapping me
the rosary was covering his full body and diavolo coudnt move.
"thats it diavolo, meaby i cant kill you, but at leas i can inmobilize you" said the pope very weak
"a good move pope, but i already prevent this" said diavolo "didnt ask why i can do all of this being blind?, well im going to tell you"
diavolo made a dramatic pause and then show his hair
"epitaph, i cant see without my eyes, but if i can see the future in my mind, i can see what you can, and thats is and advetage for me. now pope... died"
diavolo look up in the sky and the pope did the same
a knife was falling from the sky, the pope coudnt move because he was too weak
while everithing was happening the pope screamed "save harryyyyyy" and the knife killed him
"diavolo was laughting even if he coudln move yet, but then he saw somethinf from the future, he saw something aproching... he saw a boomerang, the boomerang that the pope throw seconds before, diavolo cant move so the boomerang judas hit him and he fell to the floor, blooding and in a coma, the judas boomerand was a perfect shild so reppelled all diavolos powers.
but diavolos wasnt dead, he was just fainted
while everione was looking at the panorama, a litte guy shoot with a gun into diavolos head and then said
ok guys, i think he is dead, we need to get out of here
"everyone were so confused, but then screamed at the same time...
"dobby?!"
authore nte: ok, im very tired of just writting, so good by my frineds.