Hey, guys. Welcome to a new chapter of Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except my OC, and the OCs Marc Woods, John Woods, Liara Woods, Inferno, and Kara Woods belong entirely to 9655. Also, the OCs Ragnoras Vex Andrel, Oko Linar, and Kashi Relo belong to drakin6345 as he had gotten permission from The Crescent Rider to use these characters.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc-Season 2, Episode 3: Auto Erotic Assimilation!}
"Love. Connection. Experience." The gang sings while having Rick's Ship fly through a planet's rings as we see Leslie in the driver's seat while Rick sits beside her as Morty, Summer, Marc, and Kara sit in the back as Emma sits in Marc's lap. "Come together. With love. connection, experience!" The group sang as they all snorted and shared a laugh.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" The gang laughed before stopping as the distress beacon alert chimed.
"What's that?" A curious Marc asked as Rick and Leslie perked up as they shared a high five.
"Oh yeah, distress beacon! Yeah, baby!"
"You two are excited about that?" A disbelieving Morty asked as Leslie nodded with a big grin on her face.
"The first rule of space travel, kids, is always to check out distress beacons; nine out of ten times it's a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free shit...and one out of ten times it's a deadly trap, but fuck it, YOLO," Leslie says while making a sharp turn and flies off as we fast forward in time and we see the gang walking through the S.S. Independence Spaceship as they enter a corridor.
"Seems like something terrible happened here," Kara said worriedly as Rick grinned and nodded.
"Yeah. Cha-ching."
"Oh yeah, if you find a room full of eggs, don't shy away from it, give one of them a shake. Those Facehuggers are worth more than this ship." Leslie advised just as Rick began spray-painting a symbol on a closed door as Emma tilted her head cutely.
"Uh, what's that?"
"This will make the cops write it up as a looting by the Korblocks."
"That's horrible!" Summer scolded with a glare as Rick shrugged.
"I hear you, man, cops are racist."
"Not all of them though," Marc says just as the door behind them opens up as six crewmembers appear as an awkward Rick drops his spray paint can.
"Oh, hey...you're alive...thank God..."
"Can you help us? Some kind of...entity took over our planet! It absorbed the minds of our people! We didn't notice until it was too late. The people it takes over look like your friends, your family, your leaders, but they're not, themselves anymore; they're part of it!"
"And how do you know it didn't get on the ship with you?" Leslie asked with a raised eyebrow and crossed arms as Emma nodded in agreement and pointed over to two male aliens who were calm and not panting standing apart from the other four aliens.
"Yeah, I can't sense any fear in them nor are their hearts beating fast. I can also sense some strange entity inside of them." Emma says as the two male aliens screech loudly and go over to assimilate the other aliens as they all then turn to smirk at Rick slyly.
"Hello, Rick. Hello, Leslie, long time no see."
"Unity?!" A shocked Rick says as Leslie groaned and facepalmed.
"Oh, here we go..."
"Rick?/Grandpa?" Morty, Marc, Kara, Emma, and Summer asked confusedly in unison as Rick sweated nervously and coughed into his fist.
"Oh boy. Uh, Unity? You already know Leslie, and these two are my grandkids, Summer and Morty, and these three are their friends Emma, Marc, and Kara." Rick says to Unity while pointing over at the others as he then turns to Emma and co. "Summer, Morty, Emma, Marc, and Kara? This is, uh, Unity. We sort of used to, uh, date.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Mark Season 2 Theme Song!}~
In the middle of space, we see an hourglass fly by with a ripped-out human hand following after it as a single eyeball appears and shoots laser blasts around as a random 3 Plus 3=6 appears before zooming in on a large multi-colored planet with two-ring systems hovering over it, and we see Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, and Dan running from some Evil Frog-Like Aliens as Rick opens a portal and jumps into it with Marc following after him shortly as the Kids were about to jump down into the portal, but Morty accidentally trips and falls as he accidentally crash-landed on top of Leslie, Emma, and Dan and they'll groan in pain as the portal disappears. After recovering from the fall, the shocked Kids stood up from the ground as they looked around fearfully and flinched as Morty, Leslie, Emma, and Dan saw that the Evil Frogs were heading straight towards them at top speed, and the Draconian Teens narrowed their eyes angrily as they raised their glowing fiery hands while Emma morphed herself into a nightmarish creature as the trio was about to attack their foes when suddenly a small green portal appeared beside them as Rick appeared and reached out to grab a surprised Leslie, Emma, and Dan as he pulls them inside of the portal, and it disappears, leaving behind a stunned and bewildered Morty...again as the poor boy could only scream in fright as the Evil Frogs ganged up on him and began beating him the fuck up.
The Smith Family and the Woods Family can be seen having a nice, normal family dinner with each other just as the ground was broken apart because a huge drill appeared on the scene, and a naked Leslie and Dan emerged out of it while wearing a crowd, a cape, and held a scepter as they declared themselves the Queen and King of the Mole People and ordered their subjects to invade the surface world as a naked Emma could be seen standing on all fours near them with Leslie holding onto a leash that connected to her collar as she began sucking her Master's Cock and we then see the gang hanging out at Arthricia's Home Planet with Rick, Morty, Marc, and Kara wearing high tech battle armor as Leslie and Dan were left naked with their Draconian Features being more prominent as Emma was wearing a Mad Max Outfit and the gang looked disturbed by the sight of a furious Morty yelling at everyone and threatening to kill Arthricia, only for Rick to knock him out as he shrugged apologetically at the others.
A worried Jerry and a smiling Emma stood on two clear tubes that were connected to each other and a high-tech alien machine as Rick and Leslie were working on the machine as they pressed a random button on it, causing the machine to zap a surprised Emma, forcibly transforming herself into an eel-like black huge monster that was covered with red electricity and slithered over to began electrifying a screaming Jerry as both Morty and Marc were left worried about this as we then see a naked Leslie and Emma sucking Dan's big dragon cock in their Draconian House placed in the backyard as a grunting and naked Marc was having sex with Summer in her room while Kara was scissoring Tricia in Tricia's house.
Baxter, Princess Bubblegum, Azmuth, Zennith, Lisa Loud, Stella Zhau-Daring, Techno Kathy, Dawn Phantom, Maddie Fenton, Doc Holiday, Jumba Jookiba, Gia Tanner, Chase Davenport, Berto, Prof Ock, Peni Parker, Cyborg, Stature, Dexter Douglass, Bulma, Zak Saturday, Cooper Daniels, Rudy Conners, and Katherine Bourgeois can be seen working with Leslie on a secret project to help her figure out more about her Draconian Heritage and find a way to destroy the Central Finite Curve for good as Rick tried to peek in, only for everyone to glare at him sternly as Leslie gestured at him to leave and the Mad Scientist pouted as he rolled his eyes and turned around to stalk off childishly to mope and moan that Leslie is hanging out with all of Vgn OCs and Characters in a stupid cameo non-canon crossover that will probably never come true whatsoever.
A glaring Rick and Marc, a scared Morty and Summer, a laughing and cheering Kara could be seen riding around in Rick's Space Cruiser as they were flying away from what seemed to be an extremely furious Cthulhu, who was chasing after them due to Summer holding onto her baby as Leslie and Dan could be seen flying in the background in their Dragon Forms while Emma was transformed into a large, hellish and devilish monster as the trio were currently combating against the Cthulhu with Leslie and Dan rearing back their heads and breathes a giant stream of red fire/blue frost at Cthulhu as Emma roared out a giant stream of lighting at Cthulhu and their combined powerful elemental attacks nearly impacted against the group, but luckily, Rick was fast enough to react and swiftly flew him and the others to safety as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc Season 2 Theme Song Over!}~
"Quite an operation you got going here, Une." Rick says as we fast forward in time and we see the S.S. Independence flying towards Unity's Planet as it flew down to land on the ground and spotted a huge group of assimilated aliens standing around them as the hatch opened up and a walkway appeared as Leslie and the others walked out to talk with Main Unity, who seems to have taken over the body of a busty administrator alien of the whole planet. "You're a whole planet now huh?"
"After we broke up, I spent some time wandering through space then I found this world from where I was better able to focus on my passion for unification." Unity says as Summer rolls her eyes dryly.
"You mean stealing peoples' bodies?"
"Steal people's free wills like a monster," Leslie says with a scowl as Unity glares back at her.
"Girls, rude."
"Rick, you are the last person to call someone else for being rude." Emma pointed out wisely as Rick grumbled angrily and walked over to Unity.
"Why don't you kids run off and play with Unity while Unity and I do some catching up?"
"Yeah, no, Emma and I are out," Leslie says while she and Emma summon their wings and fly up into the air as four aliens come over to Morty, Summer, Marc, and Kara and put their hands on their shoulders.
"Wait, Rick, aren't these people going to barf into our mouths and absorb us?" Morty asked worriedly as Unity giggled amusedly.
"You're guests here on my planet, you're free to be yourselves; I've never been good at disappointing Rick."
"That's a lie!" Leslie yelled in the far background as Unity fumed.
"Anyway, I can't even assimilate the majority of you anyway because Leslie will burn off the barf in her mouth, Emma is not a real person, and Marc and Kara's tech prevents them from getting assimilated anyway." Unity says, silently telling them that she tried to assimilate them either in the past or recently as Summer rolled her eyes dryly.
"Come on Morty." Summer says while turning around to leave with Morty as we cue back to the girls.
"Do you hate Unity?" Emma asked as Leslie nodded.
"Yeah, Unity may seem nice but she's an evil bitch who has assimilated tons of innocent people. Not to mention that whenever she and Rick get together, bad things always happen, which is why I'm going to build a device to deal with Unity, but don't tell anyone about this or else Rick will get on my ass about it."
"Kay Kay," Emma says with a smile before following after her best friend to find a lab on this planet that was empty as we cue back to the others, and we see Rick approaching a newsstand as he whistles impressively.
"World peace achieved. Nice...a little weird to publish a paper about it for yourself, but hey, so what's next?" Rick asked Unity Newsagent as he filed some papers.
"After I become a type-one civilization, this world will be invited into the Galactic Federation."
"Oh, goody," Rick says with a dry tone while walking forward as Unity switches between people nearby to have a flawless conversation without having to stop what they're doing, which consists of a customer, a pedestrian, an old woman, a Delivery Worker, a Busker, and a Police Officer.
"From there, I'll have access to countless planets and species. One by one, I will unify them, I will become the universe, and I will be what the single-minded once called a God.
"I like that. Oh, that's pretty sexy. Hey, listen, where can I get a drink around here?"
"Recreational substances were phased out here. There's no need for escape from the self when your world is one."
"Unity, Unity, who am I talking to? I watched you assimilate a whole police station just to get your hands on the evidence locker." Rick says with a sly grin as Unity sighs heavily and shakes her head seriously.
"Rick, when we met I was a young hivemind with the population of a small town. People...change. Especially when I change them. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but...I've grown."
"Hey, listen, I've grown too," Rick says as all of the Unities give him dry and disbelieving looks. "I have. See, I've reconnected with my family, right?"
"Hmm, why is that I wonder?"
"Maybe it's part of getting old. Maybe I just miss being with...a collective." Rick says while going over to kiss Unity, essentially creepily kissing a random alien without their consent as a crowd forms around them and moans out, 'Yes!', repeatedly, but the Old Scientist then separates from her.
"Wait, wait, stop. H-Hold it. Not like this. We need a hang glider and a crotchless Uncle Sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked redheads. And I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father." A turned-on Rick ordered as we cue then cue over to the others, and we see Morty, Summer, Marc, and Kara being fanned and eating hamburgers provided by Unity as a bunch of Unties can be seen carving the shape of Morty, Marc, Kara, and Summer's heads on a nearby mountain.
"Look at 'em go, so coordinated." An impressed Morty as he then noticed how angry the others looked. "What's your problem? They're making you into a Mount Rushmore. They made burgers."
"Morty, open your eyes. There is no they." Summer pointed out with a glare as Marc nodded.
"Yeah, these poor people's bodies are being used. They're a planet of puppets."
"I can hear you guys."
"Good!" Kara snapped at Unity Fanner as Morty shrugged.
"Well, seems like everybody here's cool with it. Except for all those redheads. They seem like they're in a hurry to be somewhere else." Morty says while pointing over to a bunch of Unity Redheads running away as Unity Clown appears before them and holds out several balloons.
"Balloon, kids?"
"No, we don't want your dumb balloons," Kara said with a glare as Summer nodded and crossed her arms.
"We're bored. Take us back to Rick and the girls."
"Now's...not a good time." Unity Clown says with a hefty blush on his face as we briefly go over to Rick, and we see him gliding through the air with the help of a hang glider and wearing a crotchless Uncle Sam Costume as he flew towards a stadium, which was filled with a bunch of naked Unity Red Heads, who laid on the ground and presented their pussies to him as a bunch of Unity Men who resembled Rick's Father can be seen chanting, 'Go, son, go! Go, son, go! Go, son, go!'. "As for the girls? I don't know where they are." Unity says as we then cue over to a random laboratory on Planet Unity, and we see Leslie wearing goggles and a white lab coat as she was building something with Emma grabbing a Unity Scientist and barfing into her mouth to cancel out Unity's control over her without her finding out as she did the same with several other Scientists and they were quick to help out Leslie with her little project to save their whole planet.
"Why not?" Marc asked just as his and Kara's earpieces beeped as they reached up to tap it and realized it was Leslie calling them to help her out with her little project as they grinned slyly and nodded.
"Uh, sorry, we have to go, see ya guys," Kara says while she and Marc got up from their chairs as they walked off and we then fast forward to an hour later as we cue over to Rick and we see him walking out of the stadium while wearing a bathroom as he looked pretty proud by the fact that he essentially raped thousands of innocent girls, not caring about the fact that they didn't give him their consent to have sex with him.
"Oh my god. Oh my god." Rick says while drinking some water as a bunch of Unity Redheads appeared, and they all wore bathrobes as their legs shook.
"Oh, Rick, it was so bad~,"
"What's this 'was' stuff? I just need to hydrate and then we're doing that again." Rick says with a perverted grin on his face, acting like a huge hypocrite due to chiding Morty for almost raping Jessica during the whole Cronenberg Incident with his love potion and yet was more than okay with continue raping more innocent women as everyone then flinched in surprise when Beta-7's Spaceships arrive from skyward and flew over to land on the ground.
"Oh damn..."
"Listen, if this is an invasion I gotta sit this one out, but I'll be back to have sex with the survivors," Rick says as Unity Redhead turns to him concernedly.
"It's a neighboring hivemind species, Beta-7. Our planets maintain a practical alliance for the exchange of vital resources, so be nice." Unity Redhead says to Rick, who rolls his eyes as Beta-7 walks up to them and pauses a bit at the sight of the Mad Scientist.
"Unity...is it a...bad time? Are all...present lifeforms...assimilated?"
"Beta-7, this is my single-minded friend from Earth, Rick." Unity Male With Glasses says as Beta-7 frowns jealously.
"Rick...Sanchez. Unity has spoken of you."
"All bad I hope," Rick says with a laugh while putting his hand on the lead Beta-7's shoulder as all Beta-7s assimilated scream and point at him as he flinches in surprise. "Whoa, Jesus Christ!"
"Beta-7, if my allies are a problem for you perhaps our alliance is as well." Unity Redhead says as Rick then turns around to walk away upon spotting a nearby lab set.
"Our alliance is beneficial. When Beta-7 expresses concern it- it's only...be-because..."
"Oh snap! Powdered Neutronium? Amphetetron? You know what I can make with this stuff?" A smiling Rick says while holding up two beakers filled with Powdered Neutronium and Amphetetron as Unity Redhead bit her lip nervously.
"Oh...Rick, I-I shouldn't..."
"Come on, it's not every day that I'm in town! It's for old time's sake."
"Uh...okay, what the hell! We can purify the resin and make fractal dust!" A grinning Unity Redhead says as Rick blinks in surprise.
"Oh, I was thinking velocitinis, but..."
"Aww, old man Rick can't party with the whole planet?" Unity Redhead says with a teasing tone as she and the others walk off with Rick.
"I can do whatever you do and more, baby. You know, I think Beta-7 over there is hoping your alliance can be more than practical." Rick says with him and the Unities laughing loudly as they disappeared, and all of the Beta-7s felt extremely cucked right now as they pouted in disappointment but then flinched in surprise as Leslie and Emma flew onto the scene while carrying around Marc and Kara as they landed in front of them.
"Hey, you want to get into Unity's coochie or suck her cock? Then take a look at this." Leslie says while holding out a black crown-shaped device as Emma beamed.
"If you give this to Unity, it should be able to give her the ability to assimilate entire galaxies."
"Wait...why do you want to help us out?" Beta-7 asked suspiciously as Marc put on a fake smile.
"Because we are about Unity and we want her to leave Rick as he is a toxic influence on her."
"Besides, once Unity leaves Rick and she will, when you give her this device, it will make her love you forever, we promise," Kara says as all of the Beta-7s perked and blushed heavily as the Lead Beta-7 went over to snatch Leslie's device before turning around to walk into their spaceship with the others and took off into the air as Leslie and the others shared a fistbump and a cocky smirk.
"...Wake up, people! You have to fight it! You're under the spell of an evil monster!" Summer screamed while standing in the street on a soapbox with a megaphone, and Morty stood near her as all of the Unities stared at her oddly.
"I can hear you." Unity Man With Glasses as Summer glared down at him and jumped down from her box to begin slapping him.
"Summer!"
"Wake up! You have to have some individuality left in there!" Summer yelled as Unity Man With Glasses composed himself and adjusted his glasses as she eyed him with a hurt look on her face.
"Why do you hate me, Summer?"
"Uh, maybe because you took away people's free will." Summer pointed out as Unity Man With Glasses sighed heavily.
"Ugh, this is like Leslie all over again. Look, Summer, before I took over this planet, this man was a registered sex offender." Unity Man with Glasses says as she then points over at Unity Woman. "That woman was a drug addict on the verge of suicide. Now she's a marine biologist."
"Listen, Unity, I don't think my sister's trying to say that life would be perfect without you. I think she's just saying that life would be... you know, life. I mean, look, sure, that guy was a registered sex offender but maybe he was trying to change his ways? Or the woman, she was on the verge of suicide but she could've gotten help with her drug addiction and yet, thanks to you, they both lost their choice to better themselves."
"Exactly, this whole world peace you are doing is a facade. You didn't create world peace. You took over an entire planet and took away the free will of everyone inside." Summer says as Unity Old Man glared and was planning to say something, only for him and all others assimilated in the area to crash down onto the ground and begin barfing as Summer and Morty flinched in surprise.
"Oh man! Let me help all of you guys up!"
"I'm fine!" All of the Unities snapped furiously as we then cued over to a penis-shaped house, and we see various assimilated dancing as Rick is on the couch drinking.
"Do you know what I love about you, Rick? You're the only single mind I've met who really sees the big picture." A drugged Unity Administrator says as Rick nods with a laugh.
"You got that right, but...baby, listen. Y-You're talking about taking over planets and galaxies, you gotta...you gotta just...remember to let go sometimes, you know."
"I can let go! Hey, look! You see that town across the river?!" Unity Administrator asked excitedly while going over to bend down and grab Rick as she pulled him over to the window. "Watch this." Unity Administrator says just as planes fly past and bomb the town, blowing it all up as Rick is left stunned and horrified by this.
"Whoa! That's not what I meant!"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! It's okay! It's okay, I evacuated! I evacuated the town, look!" Unity Administrator says with a laugh while pointing over to all of the Unity Townspeople as Rick laughs anxiously.
"Oh, that was awesome...uh my kid wasn't in that town, right? Or My Grandkids and their friends? Are they alive? H-Hey, my drink is empty." Rick says while turning around to walk away as we cue back to the others, and we see more assimilated dancing, though they're falling over and puking as vehicles crash as Morty and Summer are running and almost get crushed by falling beams as, thankfully, Leslie and the others appeared onto the scene as they flew over on a stolen Hovercopter.
"Guys, get in!" Marc ordered with a serious glare while opening the door as Summer and Morty quickly ran inside.
"What's going on with Unity?!" Morty asked nervously as Leslie shook her head with a heavy sigh.
"What always happens when Rick and Unity hang out. Come on, let's go and pick up loverboy."
"What about Unity? We can't let her continue doing what she is doing." Summer says concernedly as Kara turns to her smugly.
"Don't worry, we have a way to deal with Unity once and for all," Kara says reassuringly as Leslie then flies off, and we fast forward in time as we see the gang parking inside of the penis-shaped house, which is now on fire as the gang steps forward to confront Unity Administrator, who is still drunk as she giggles goofily.
"Ugh, Unity, this place is a mess." An annoyed Summer says as Unity Administrator giggles and laughs.
"Oh, it's cool. The part of me that's the cleaning lady is coming on Friday...oh my god, I have a meeting at the Galactic Federation in an hour...oh, I'll never make it...ah, I'll push it to next week."
"Unity, could you get Rick out here, please?" Morty ordered as Unity Administrator blushed a bit.
"He's...unavailable! He's-,"
"Having sex with you, we get it, you evil slut just get him out here now," Leslie ordered as the Unity Administrator glared at her.
"I don't think he wants to be-,"
"Emma, do it now," Leslie ordered as Emma coughed into her fist and began moaning loudly while copying Beth and Summer's voices as an angry Rick stumbles out while topless and wearing an ammunition belt, a Mexican hat and pants, a fake mustache, and clutching a bottle of beer.
"Hey, why are you ruining my mood? What the hell...is your problem?"
"Rick, we need to go home. Now." Marc ordered as Rick groaned.
"Then why find me? You and Leslie have your own Portal Guns. You can leave whenever you want."
"We came here because we wanted you to come with us," Kara says as Rick rolls his eyes dryly.
"Tend your garden, kids, I'm kinda doing a thing here," Rick says while putting his arms around two assimilated, who cheer and laugh as Leslie steps forward.
"Dad, we're not leaving without you."
"Oh my god, you guys I get it. You're afraid the big bad hivemind is gonna steal your Dad, Grandpa, and friend away."
"Damn right, every time you guys get together, you bring out the worst in each other," Leslie says with a scowl as she then leaned over to whisper into Rick's ear. "Not to mention that I know that you don't really love Unity. You are just using her as an unhealthy coping mechanism to try and replace your wife, but in your mind, no one can replace her, so all you are doing is trying to hope that partying with Unity will kill you, and if you can't see that and want to die right here with that hivemind cunt, then so be it. We are out of here." Leslie says while pulling out her Portal Gun and firing a blue dimensional portal as the gang goes through it, and the last thing that Rick saw was them killing Blim Blam in his garage before the portal closes up as a tense silence rang out with all of the Unities looking filthy as Rick has an emotionless look on his face, but there is a twinge of understanding, frustration, and sadness in his eyes as he then took a deep breath and turned to Unity Administrator.
"I'm not looking for judgment, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?" Rick asked with all of the Unities being silent as we fast forward in time and we see a full-dressed Rick watching TV surrounded by several assimilated on the couch. "Okay, okay, now make him cry, but happy cry. Now make 'em all make fun of the blonde one. Now make 'em all do it on the table. I can't believe you created a whole show for me. Now cancel it...okay, now put it back on. Ha, ha, ha...alright, I'm bored."
"Rick, is there a way for you to call Leslie and the others? I feel bad that they-,"
"Pfft, screw those guys. Uugh, I'll be right back. Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They're no different from any other aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful and then because they put you there they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?"
"...Never..."
"Never. Back in a flash." Rick says with a grin while getting up from the couch and walking off with all of the Unities sharing a somber and knowing look as we fast forward in time and we see him coming back into the main room as the Mad Scientist noticed that Unity has disappeared, but there are letters everywhere as he began reading it and Unity talks in a voiceover, using the voices of different assimilated for each part.
"Rick, forgive me for doing this in notes. I'm not strong enough to do it in person." Unity says as Rick starts wandering around town, which is filled with letters as he picks up to read some as he goes. "I realize now that I'm attracted to you for the same reason I can't be with you. You can't change, and I have no problem with that, but...it means I have a problem with myself. I'm sure there's no perfect version of me. I'm sure I'll just unify species after species and never really be complete, but I know how it goes with us. Your Daughter knows too. I lose who I am and become part of you because strangely you're better at what I do without even trying. Yours, and nobody else's, Unity...p.s. I don't know where those coal miners were before they got assimilated. You might want to get checked." Unity says as Rick gains an emotionless look on his face and drops the letters as we fast forward in time, and we see Leslie, Emma, Morty, Marc, Kara, Summer, Dan, Tricia, Beth, Jerry, John, and Liara hanging out in the Smith House's Living room as Rick entered the room.
"Hey."
"Dad..." Beth says nervously while standing up from her seat as she clears her throat. "I... um... Jerry and I were looking for our weed whacker, and found your subterranean lair...and your alien prisoner, who was killed by Leslie and the others...anyway, I know I sound like Mom but I can't sacrifice this whole family's safety just because I'm afraid you'll leave again, so no more alien prisoners, and, no more subterranean excavation without consulting us."
"...Okay..."
"...Okay? Okay like you're gonna quietly teleport somewhere and never come back?" Beth asked fearfully as Rick shook his head somberly.
"No. It's your house."
"Grandpa Rick, what happened with Unity?" Summer asked as Rick scoffed and put on a pretend look of indifference as he shrugged.
"Who? Oh. Unity. Yeah, well, I mean honestly we're talking about an entity that thrives on enslavement, you know. It's not cool. Fun's fun but who needs it? I'll be in the garage." Rick says while turning around to walk away as Leslie frowns knowingly and sighs heavily as she stands up from the couch and walks off as Rick enters the garage and the song, 'Do you feel it?', by Chaos Chaos starts playing in the background as a depressed Rick drains his flask before throwing it away as he then pulls out two bulbs and puts together a metal contraption on the desk as the Mad Scientist pulls a frozen alien creature out of the drawers and brings it to life with a flask of chemicals, strokes it while it shrieks helplessly, and drinks the rest of the chemicals as Rick puts one of the bulbs into the contraption and sticks the alien under it, disintegrating it with a blast of energy, then replaces the bulb and repeats the process with his own head, wanting to commit suicide as, at the last second, Leslie and Marc appeared as they went over to pull him away with Rick narrowly missing the killing blast as his daughter allowed him to hug her and began rubbing his back with Marc doing the same as a tense silence rang out.
~[Stinger]~
"Unity! Unity! Unity!" A drunk Rick yelled while flying around in his spaceship as he was floating outside Beta-7's main ship, and Rick was in the driver's seat with Leslie in the passenger seat as Marc and Kara sat in the back.
"How can I assist you?" Beta-7 asked as a transmission came in front of them.
"I wanna talk to Unity, Beta-7, I know it's in there!"
"You're classified as a hostile entity, and Unity doesn't want to talk to you."
"I know your game, Beta-7, I've met a billion of you, you little on-deck in-the-wind shoulder to cry on!" Rick ranted angrily as Beta-7 gave him a smug grin.
"You are classified as a hostile entity."
"Well, you're just loving this, motherfucker! This isn't gonna shape out like you think, pal! Unity's not into other hiveminds! It's gonna suck you in and use you up and a month from now I'm going to be making out with all of you in a bunch of red wigs!"
"Weapons systems engaged."
"Oh, in your dreams you have weapons systems." A furious Rick says as a deadpan Marc turns to him and is thankful that he was able to convince him to not fly them around without his pants on.
"Ugh, Rick, you said we were going to a movie."
"We are, Marc. Alright, Beta-shit-7, you just got saved by the bell, bitch." Rick says to Beta-7, who laughs mockingly and holds up Leslie and the other's invention.
"Yeah, well, while you are off to the movies, I'm going to win Unity's heart. Oh, Unity." Beta-7 says as he turns around to leave.
"Oh, hell no! Unity! Unity! Unity!" Rick yelled while slamming his fists into the console as a smirking Leslie began silently counting down from five just as Beta-7 placed his present on Unity's head, which caused the entity to scream in agony and pain as she felt her and all of the assimilated drop down into the ground with the entities known as Unity and Beta-7 getting vaporized from existence all at once while all of the assimilated were left alive as Rick's eyes widened in shock and horror. "Unity?! Unity! No! Beta-7, you fucker!" A rageful Rick yelled with teary eyes as Leslie, Marc, and Kara turned to each other while discreetly sharing a high five as they all mentally cheered at their success in killing all Unities and Beta-7s.
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, I want to say that the Parmesan Dimension Unity is still alive and that only C-131 Unity is dead.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.