Seattle Mariners Commercial Parodies

by AcerJack

Based on a series of videos I once made on Youtube, these are parodies of older Seattle Mariners commercials the team made with skits in them, parodied with the characters from Eto Rangers and Samurai Pizza Cats.

3. Bakumaru, Pochiro, and the Long Ball

Bakumaru: Now this next item's a real crown pleaser.

Pochiro: It sure is, Lord Bakumaru.

Bakumaru: Folks, this is your chance to get the long ball. It works in pretty much any situation.

Pochiro: And it makes scoring a snap!

-the crowd cheers-

Bakumaru: And another thing, Pochiro...

-Pakaracchi suddenly runs in, then slides headfirst, whilst Bakumaru and Pochiro look at him in confusion-

Pakaracchi: You can slide head first, feet first, hey, it works either way!

Bakumaru: Hey, Pakaracchi, uhh... the stolen base isn't until the next hour. This is the long ball.

Pakaracchi: Oops. Well, I'll see myself out until then. -walks out of the room-