The White Ronin

by Rebel Mutant

Crossover with Punch-Out and based on The Palladium TMNT RPG when the Ninja Tribunal gives Leo a message he must send his best students to the castle of the Mysterious White Ronin in a deadly game of death, the Turtles, the Students and the Boxers are put to the ultimate test this story is an examination of Eastern Shame-Based Culture VS Western Guilt Based Culture

23. Highlights From the Third Test

So I'm going to just give some highlights of the Mutant Students battle with each opponent determined by their weight class some of the pair-ups were determined by what felt right Lovelace was determined the be smaller than Bacon Bit because she is slimmer plus since Bacon Bit is now eleven years old it would be fair to say she's probably grew a bit including putting on a few more pounds

The White Ronin who appeared to be a very old Japanese man who had two other men, a Korean in a business suit and a black man from America sitting beside him said his third and final test was to see just how good they were in battle so he paired them up against his best warriors each mutant was paired with a warrior in a similar weight class similar to what they had learned about boxing.

Dana was paired with a former Sumo Wrestler who had been ejected for taking illegal bribes, he was armed with a Japanese polearm which made Dana really wish she had chosen a different weapon than a quarterstaff...As she had been created to be a lover not a fighter she really didn't want to learn a really violent weapon but realizing her natural Doberman agility could outmaneuver the rotund wrestler she decided to just use her built-in weapons of claws and fangs and jumped on his back to bite the back of his neck which would have normally been an instant kill for most normal humans but the Sumo wrestler was shielded by extra layers of fat and muscle...The White Ronin told the Sumo Wrestler to stop as it was clear Dana was going to kill him as he would not relent on his own.

Lovelace was paired with the smallest warrior who fought with two swords having metal arms really came in handy here as she was able to grab the blades with were robot arms and snap the blades in half...Seeing he was hopelessly outmatched by a Cyborg Snake the small warrior willingly resigned!

The second smallest fighter was paired off against Bacon Bit he fought with a dagger which was really at a disadvantage to Bacon Bit's spear and her technique to keep opponents away always keeper her spear towards the opponent never giving him the opportunity to come close! Finally when she had enough of waiting she charged at him she tried to jump away but she got him in the leg thus causing him to fake a bad fall and resign from the contest as he did not want to risk being killed by this aggressive piglet!

The fourth opponent was a bit crazy his weapon was the ax and chain, however his strategy was to entangle an opponents leg and knock them over, however he was paired against Shirley who didn't really have legs and didn't really stand…

So when he tried to entangle the Mutant Goldfish's tail Shirley realized that SHE actually had him where she wanted because she could only fight defensively with things like Judo flips so with her strength she simply flailed him around to him tossing him back and forth until he finally gave up from being banged around so much!

A giant of a man wearing Traditional Japanese armor and wielding a giant hammer was no match For Stripes superior Tiger agility who dodged all his attacks and removed his armor which was what caused him to surrender

Rover became the second Mutant to kill because his opponent paired with a giant sword would not surrender...Leo had taught the mutant Timber Wolf well as Rover wielded his broadsword well blocking the man's giant sword and being the one landing the actual blows...But the Ninja would not resign only accept some bandages and insisted on continuing the fight which finally ended with Rover skewering the ninja right through the stomach!

The best swordsman was paired against Goku armed with two sais but since Goku had already had a near death experience today he was in no moon to play nice! Instead the Mutant Shiba Inu weakened his opponent first with his psionic ability of Bio-Manipulation: Pain before slashing with his sais fortunately this opponent was much more quick to surrender after Goku slashed him a couple times.

When this was all done The White Ronin applauded from his viewing box "Well done Mutants…" He rasped "...You have done just as well as I have expected…"

Just really wanted to get that nonsense out of the way before the Final Showdown