Beavis and Butt-Head Try to Score with Brandine Spuckler

by Buffcoat

Beavis and Butt-Head try to score with Brandine Spuckler but her husband/brother Cletus isn't having it

FADE IN:

EXT. TRAILER PARK - DAY

Beavis and Butt-Head stroll through, spotting Brandine sunbathing.

BEAVIS: (excited) Whoa, chick!

BUTT-HEAD: (equally thrilled) Yeah!

Brandine, pregnant and wearing a green bikini top, military shorts and ponytail, looks up.

BRANDINE: (smirking) Well, well.

BEAVIS: (nervously) Uh, hi.

BUTT-HEAD: (lecherously) Want to, uh, hang out?

Cletus, Brandine's husband/brother, emerges from the trailer, shotgun in hand.

CLETUS: (menacingly) What're y'all doin'?

BEAVIS: (terrified) Uh, nothin'!

BUTT-HEAD: (equally scared) Yeah!

CLETUS: (firmly) Leave my woman alone.

Beavis and Butt-Head hastily retreat.

BEAVIS: (relieved) Whoa, close call!

BUTT-HEAD: (equally relieved) Yeah!

CLETUS: (warningly) Don't come back.

Brandine smirks, blowing smoke.

BRANDINE: (teasingly) Maybe next time, boys.

FADE TO BLACK.