This chapter is based around Fortnite.
To admit it, I've always been a huge fan of Fortnite. I started back in Chapter 1 Season 6 on my Nintendo Switch, and I'd played the game for a long time after that.
Then Chapter 2 Season 6 came out…Gosh I hate that season. It was such a departure from anything else Fortnite had done, not only that but I had burnout from playing the game.
BUT, since OG Season I have been having a blast with the new chapters! And since I've wanted to include Fortnite in SU, I figured now was the best time.
But I think we should answer some reviews. Yoel Armas says…
Did you mean Eight?
Eight? For what?
This chapter is based around Chapter 5 Season 3, enjoy!
(Yes, I know Chapter 5 Season 4 has been out by the time this is released. WAY after.)
Snake stood still in front of the man in the trench coat, keeping his silenced pistol in hand if he saw the man's finger even inch a bit to the trigger.
But the man had his Thunder Burst SMG pointed down.
"You…know who I am?" Snake asked.
The man in sunglasses dropped his weapon and walked towards the soldier, he put his arms on Snake's shoulders. "Oh Snake, oh thank God it's you. It's been so long man, you don't know."
"Well that answers my question." The spy said. "But who are you? And uhh…can you get off of me?"
The man looked perplexed, before taking his hands off. "Oh, sorry. You don't remember me?"
Snake took a good look at the man in the trench coat. He didn't look familiar to him at all, maybe he was a guard at some point?
"No, I don't remember you."
"But…you helped me. You helped out Hope and I when we took down the Society, you were a part of the Underground! Then you disappeared afterwards…" He explained.
Snake placed his hands on his chin. "Mmm, sorry man. I don't remember any of that. What's your name?"
The man's eyes widened. "Right, my name's Jonesy. But…you can just call me Jones. Vengeance Jones for a full name."
"Jones is good." The spy nodded his head, proceeding to take a look around their area. They were in a sort of wasteland at the moment, but far beyond Snake could see lands of grass and snowy mountains. "Where are we?"
"Zero Point." Jones answered as he walked towards the windmill. "Players'll probably be jumping out soon. For the Battle Royale."
Snake's ears perked up. "Battle Royale?"
Jones nodded his head. "Yeah. Battle Bus comes by, a hundred players drop out, land on the map, get guns, last person standing wins."
"Hmm, wait." Snake thought to himself.
That's when he pressed his ear piece and started a codec call.
CODEC
Colonel Roy picked up on the other side.
"Colonel, where AM I?"
"Snake? Is that you? When was the last time you called?"
"Don't remember, it's been a while hasn't it?"
"You could say that."
"Anyways Colonel, I was sucked into a black hole by this guy. Some dude who was a prison guard."
"He's no prison guard Snake. Tod sent you and everyone else into the multiverse."
"Multiverse? Are you joking Colonel? This isn't some Marvel movie."
"You say that now, but even the most unexpected things can occur."
"Ya got that right. But where am I?"
"Snake, you're in the popular Battle Royale video game, Fortnite."
"Ohhh. You've gotta be kidding me."
"Not a fan?"
"I'm not really, "hip" with what people are into these days. Not the kind of games I like."
Cutaway…
We see Snake inside of the Smash Mansion, crouched behind a wall with an original PlayStation in his hands and a copy of Namco Museum for the PS1.
"Classic." The sky said to himself, before a door opened.
"Is that a PLAYSTATION I smell?!" Master Hand came out of the door and looked around, thankfully he couldn't see Snake as he was behind the wall.
Snake pursed his lips. "Uhhh, nope." He proceeded to open a vent on the floor and jump right inside, slamming the hatch.
"Ah I get it. But because you've been sent there, it seems your only way out of there is winning the Battle Royale with your friend over there."
"Who even is he?"
"His name is Jones, he's a broken man, but a good man."
"How does he know me?"
"You were in the Chapter 5 Season 1 Battlepass, Snake."
"Battle what? Nevermind, I'll just try and win it with him. Can't be that hard."
"You'd be surprised, good luck Snake."
"Got it."
CODEC END
Snake stood back up and turned towards Jones. "Alright, Jones. Sounds like we've gotta win this Battle Royale, so what do you say we work together?"
"Like months back?" Jones shot a smile. "You got it." He pulled something out of his coat, being a Combat Assault Rifle. "Catch, hope you like it."
Snake caught the weapon and analyzed it, attached to it was an optic sight, fast magazine, and a silencer. "5.56 by 45 huh?"
"All the essentials." Jones walked over to his car, opening the door and getting in. "Alright, let's get Nitro Fueled!"
On the Battle Bus…
In the sky above the island, there was a blue school bus that was floating about. A hot air balloon was attached to the top.
This was the Battle Bus, where the one hundred players would jump out and skydive onto the map.
But there were some…different looking skins.
FOX MCCLOUD
The pilot and leader of the Star Fox team, he was sitting in one of the bus seats on there bus.
"I have no clue how I got here." The pilot thought to himself. "First thing I remember was getting sucked up in the black hole, then I woke up in here. How is this bus even flying? It'd need more than just a hot air balloon on top of it-"
"Hey man, nice skin!"
Fox snapped out of his thoughts and turned his head. Someone who looked like an orange humanoid fish with a hat, along with a blue sleeveless shirt and blue shorts.
FISHSTICK
"Uh…thanks. But what do you mean by skin? It's just my fur."
"Not that silly, your character skin! It looks like Fennix. Well…like a space version that is, maybe I'll buy it in the shop after the match. I think I've got enough VBucks left." Fishstick went back to minding his own business as he started kicking his legs and bobbing his head from side to side.
Fox blinked. "O…kay then." He turned his head back. "So wait, when do we get back on ground and they drop us off?"
"Oh they drop us off!" Fishstick said with a wide smile on his face. "Then we all fall down and get our weapons, then we fight until one person's left!"
The leader of Star Fox's eyes widened. "What?!"
That's when the back doors of the bus flung open, as multiple players jumped out or were forced out by the heavy winds from outside.
"HPLY CRAP!" Fox grabbed a part of the seat. "I mean I'm used to flying but in an ARWING."
"Hahaha what's that?" Fishstick asked as he was holding onto the seat and smiling.
"Well it's like a plane in space, that shoots lasers."
Fishstick laughed again. "Silly! We don't have planes here anymore! Just cars now, weeeee!!" He let go and flung out of the Battle Bus.
Fox's eyelids covered the top half of his eyes. "Guess I'll let go. All range mode!"
He let go and was flung back towards the door.
Suddenly the bus driver turned around, turning out to be a Ninja skin. "Not even a thank you?" He asked in sarcasm.
Suddenly the Battle Bus exploded as Fox was skydiving towards the island.
"Okay, just safely skydive. No problem! Yeah! I mean I'm used to piloting a ship in the air, but I'll manage!" Fox said, before his face dropped. "Dammit! Come on Fox think! You can't call your Arwing, so what can you do?"
Fox started searching his pockets, before he grabbed a disc that was attached to his belt. "Huh? What's this do?"
He let go of it as it transformed into an Arwing glider, with handles at the bottom. He strayed gliding through the air.
"Oh, cool." Fox narrowed his eyes as he scanned the area he was above on the Fortnite map. "Hmm, where should I land? Lot of places, how about…oh hey a car!"
He saw a vehicle and a black bus driving on the roads, with the car leading forward and the armed bus following from behind.
"Don't do it! Don't flipping do it!" A Cuddle Team Leader was gliding.
"Eh, I'll be fine. I've fought people that were threats to entire galaxies, and I've driven tanks. I can handle a car and a bus." The leader of Star Fox said as he started heading towards the moving bus and car.
He started gliding around the front area of the cars before he landed on the ground.
Both the car and the bus stopped, leaving Fox to stand by himself. Fox's lips wee pursed, whom he patted his leg with one of his hands.
"Uhh…hey?" He waved his hand. "You guys think you can help me?"
Multiple men in apocalyptic gear peaked out of the windows of the bus, aiming Enforcer Assault Rifles at Fox. In response Fox put his hands in the air.
"Woah! Woah hey there! Let's not aim guns now." Fox then had multiple red dots appear on his body. "Laser dot sight…great."
One of the minions took a good look at the anthropomorphic animal. "Hmm, what've we got here?"
"Seems like a lost little foxy! Hah!" Another one said. "Why don't we just run im over?"
"Yeah, after we make swiss cheese of him!" The first minion laughed. "Come on guys, let's pull a thing or two!"
Fox's face dropped. "Oh boy…" His tail had raised high.
Until a brutal voice spoke from a microphone inside of the car. "Men! Stand your place and lower your weapons!"
The men's eyes widened as they lowered their guns, keeping an eye on Fox.
The passenger door of the car opened, as out stepped a menacing figure.
A muscular man in with armor all over his body, along with a metal skull mask that covered all of his face with the exception of his hair.
MEGALO DON
"Woah." Fox whispered to himself.
"Lord Megalo Don!" The minion in the driver seat popped his head out. "Are you sure you don't want to just deal with him with the car?"
Megalo Don put one hand up. "Hold X-Lord, do not question my decisions."
The leader approached Fox with both of his fists at his side, each step he took made him appear more menacing to the pilot.
Fox looked up to Megalo Don, who was now looking down at him. Fox crossed his arms. "So, you're the big cheese around here?"
"You could say that, but I have to give you an applause of sorts. Never has someone stood before and lived longer than ten seconds." Megalo Don stated. "What is your name, creature?"
"Fox, leader of Star Fox." The leader answered as his eyes were narrowing at Megalo Don.
The lord of the wasteland paused for a second. "Star Fox…I like that name. But we're far from any stars, far from any space."
"Smite him boss!" A minion called out.
"Yeah step on him like my wife steps on me!" Another one yelled out.
"Yeah what he said!" The first minion turned to the other one with a perplexed expression. "Sorry WHAT?"
"Silence!" He said to his minions. "Now then, STAR Fox. I trust that you know what is to happen on this island?"
"What's that?" Fox asked. "Your uh…Megalo Don…ness."
The lord of the wasteland began walking with his arms behind his back. "For months now, my minions and I have roamed this island, we plan to make it our own. And create TOTAL MAYHEM."
"And what do I have to do with this?" The anthropomorphic Fox was slowly reaching for his laser gun at his hip. He was getting uneasy vibes from Megalo Don every second.
"You…appear to be an obstacle in my path." Megalo Son put his arms out by his sides, as Nitro Fists covered his hands, pumping out steam. "So I will give you a quick death, and smash your head into the ground. I enjoyed our little chat, but that has to come to an end."
Suddenly, there was a flash in one of the nearby bushes.
"SNIPER!" One of the men from the bus called out.
"Huh?" Megalo Don turned his head, only for him to be hit with a sniper bullet at top speed, right at the forehead. This knocked him far back as he grabbed his head.
"What?" Fox turned to where the bullet had come from.
A blue Fox poked her head out of the bush, dawning a tight blue suit made for an Assault of sorts.
KRYSTAL
"Fox! Hurry to the car!" Krystal yelled out.
"Krystal?! Oh, right!" He ran towards the vehicle.
Megalo Don's head shot up. "Men! Stop him!" He pointed at the leader of Star Fox.
Fox jumped into Megalo Don's car, trying to find the keys to it.
"Dang, where are the keys?!!" He asked as he continued searching urgently for them. He proceeded to look to the driver that was seated next to him.
X-LORD
"Uhhhh…"
The driver was thrown out of the car through the door, as Fox immediately slammed the door and started driving the car. "Oh come on!" X-Lord yelled. "I had the keys taken out!"
"It's push to start!" Fox yelled out.
"Oh…dang it!"
Fox was driving towards Krystal as he intended to get her into the car. "Krystal get in!"
"Oh I don't think so!" Megalo Don jumped forward and forced his Nitro Fists, stopping Fox in his tracks. "Nice car Fox!"
The anthropomorphic fox slammed his foot on the gas, as the wheels were rolling at top speed.
"Hahaha!" Megalo Don laughed as his head span once. "Nitro-FUELED!" He yelled as the super villain was absorbing the leaking Nitro Fuel from the car.
Krystal fired another sniper bullet at Megalo Don, jumping onto his head and landing on top of the car. "Fox, get on it!"
Fox hit the gas again and drove around Megalo Don, speeding forward past the armored bus and driving off somewhere else.
Megalo Don's Nitro Fists went back into his arms. "Urgh…"
He looked back at X-Lord and the other minions in the bus, the latter of which hurried back into the bus and started it up.
Megalo Don approached X-Lord, who was still on the ground recovering from being stupid. He looked up at the lord of the wasteland. "Uhhh, sorry boss."
"Oh nice!" Exclaimed a Renegade Raider as the player opened the chest and picked up a purple Combat Assault Rifle. "Oh now I'm gonna have no problem winning the game! Huh?"
The Renegade Raider turned around to see X-Lord flying right towards the player, as it hit him and crushed him into the wall.
Both the NPC and the player were eliminated, dropping all their loot to the ground.
In the car…
"Holy moly!" Fox exclaimed as he was slightly steering the wheel. "Those were some sweet shots, Krystal!"
The blue Fox carefully made her way to the passenger seat, closing the door that she had opened from the roof of the car. She let out a breath of relief. "Thanks Fox, it looks like I showed up just in time. He could've pummeled you."
"Well I was close to grabbing my gun." Fox countered. "And I WAS the best in Melee back in the day."
"Melee was twenty three years ago Fox." Krystal smiled. "Fox!" She pointed at the front of the road. "Look out!"
There was a default skin doing the default dance on the road.
"Yaaaay Fortnite!" He said in a stuffy voice.
Fox proceeded to run over the default skin, immediately eliminating him at top speed.
"FOX! What the bloody hell?!" The blue Fox looked angrily at the team leader.
"Don't worry Krystal it's just a player, he's not an actual person." Fox explained as he blinked.
Her expression softened upon hearing that. "Oh, I hope he isn't too mad."
In real life…
"Aw man!" Said a young teenager as he was playing Fortnite on PlayStation 5. "Cars are really OP, eh that's okay. Good game man! Let's start up another match!"
"So how'd you end up on the map?" Fox asked as he kept his focus on the road ahead of him. "I woke up in a flying bus, started talking with an orange fish with a hat, then was blown out of the bud and flew down towards this car."
"Sounds crazy, but believable." Krystal closed her eyes. "I was lying on the ground of a snowy mountain, then I was approached by someone who looked EXACTLY like that Iron Man character."
Fox's eyes widened. "Iron Man is here?! Alright! Now we can get some more help from one of Marvel's—"
"His face was blown away by someone with a shotgun when I had left." Krystal said. "Then that person was run over by a speeding truck."
"Oh." Fox said in slight disappointment as his lips pursed. "Well that sucks, any thing else you know about this island?"
The blue Fox nodded her hand, pressing the watch on her wrist as a blue screen came up on it. "I was told by a Stormtrooper that in order to live, we have to eliminate everyone else on the island. And be the last ones standing."
"Gotcha, so it's like PUBG. Falco and I played that once. Cool." Fox nodded. "But I'm thinking we're not the only ones who ended up here, I mean…if you're seeing Stormtroopers and Iron Man in then there's gotta be more."
Krystal typed more on her watch, eyeing a certain part of it. "It seems that this wasteland area of apart of the map with a lot of action, I say we go there for support."
"Alright, time to use the boost!"
Megalo Don's car blasted onto the road, zooming up a hill towards the apocalyptic lands.
PEW!*
A laser was shot by the car, as Fox began drifting a bit.
"Woah! Hey now where'd that come from?" Fox asked as he looked around. "There's no lasers in Fortnite!"
"There's a Tri Beam laser, I believe." Krystal said.
On the same road that Fox was driving on, a man in a T-60 Power Armor was sitting in a chair.
"Man, why can't there be more Fallout in Smash Universe?"
That's when he was immediately run over and eliminated by Fox's car.
Fox continued directing both left and right, making as many movements as he could to dodge the oncoming lasers.
"Krystal can you get a look at who's shooting at us? You have telepathy right?" McCloud asked as he pushed his foot harder on the gas.
"Yes, I'll check." She put her hand on her head and closed her eyes.
Through a blue vision she looked outside of the car, looking at what appeared to be two Arwings flying above them.
As well as who was flying them.
PEPPY HARE
SLIPPY TOAD
"It's Peppy, and Slippy!" The Vixen said while she still focused on her telepathy.
"Tell them to stop shooting! They probably think we're an enemy or something!" Fox yelled.
Krystal put her other hand on her head, focusing harder.
(PEPPY. SLIPPY. FOX AND I ARE INSIDE THE CAR. STOP FIRING AND PULL OVER YOUR ARWINGS."
Inside of one of the Arwings, Peppy's ears perked up. "Huh? Ya hear that Slippy?" He asked through the communicator.
"Is that my dead grandma?!" Slippy exclaimed, as he started looking around everywhere. "It's me Gee Ma! It's Slippy! I'm still alive!"
"No ya goober!" Peppy responded. "Krystal's telling us that she and Fox are in that car that we're firing at. We gotta stop!"
Slippy quickly turned to him. "What?! Krystal knew my Gee Ma?!"
Peppy pinched the crown of his nose. "Slippy…"
"Sorry about that Fox." Peppy said to the Star Fox leader as he and Slippy had gotten out of their Arwings and Fox had exited Megalo Don's car. "We didn't know it was you two in the car, we thought it was the guy who was driving after us earlier."
"Did he have silver hair and a skull kinda mask?" Fox asked the rabbit, who nodded his head. "Megalo Don…got it."
"He's gotta be bad news!" Slippy pointed to the sky. "Just by his looks!"
Everyone else looked at him with lowered eyelids.
"Yes Slippy, we know." Krystal nodded her head. "Fox and I had an encounter with him earlier, then we took his car."
Peppy nodded his head while scratching his chin. "Hmmm, we suspect that he's definitely up to no good. At least, that's what the young lady Hope had told us."
"Hope?" Fox asked. "What kinda name is that?"
That's when a Raven skin appeared to make a point. "Who names their kid Fox when their name is James?"
Fox stared at Raven for a minute, before he frowned and shot him with his blaster, eliminating him.
"Right, well we can take you guys to Hope, she's not far from here." Peppy said. "But do think we should take the Arwings, they're quite fast as we all know how to fly-"
That's when a grenade was shot from a nearby car and hit both of the Arwings, causing them to explode right on the spot.
Peppy turned right around to the car. "Welp, the car it is."
"I second that." Fox said.
Elsewhere…
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!*
"Come on out you noob! Hahahaha!" Laughed a Skull Trooper with a stuffy voice as he was firing shots with a Combat Assault Rifle. "Youuu can't hide forever!"
He was firing at a the edges of the doorway to a building, where someone was hiding inside of said building.
"Geez, I thought I could build to protect myself. I'm in it now."
MAKOTO NAEGI
Makoto Naegi, a graduate at Hopes Peak Accademy even after the world had almost ended. He was hiding behind the wall while taking cover and wearing a black suit.
All he had was a Ranger Pistol in both of his hands. Only fifteen bullets inside of the magazine, and he wouldn't fire any bullets.
"I know he's not an actual person, he's just a player." Makoto thought to himself. "I've dedicated my life to hope, I can't pull the trigger on someone!"
"Come on duuuuuude!" The Skull Trooper said again. "I'm almost out of ammo! Not." He continued firing shots and reloading whenever he ran out. "I've got a drum mag on this thing so I got enough ammo to last me!"
Makoto shifted to the left and bit as a bullet chipped wood on the doorway. "Come on Makoto, think! He's gotta be out of bullets at some point."
The young man placed his hand on his chin while he closed his eyes in focus.
"He's using an assault rifle. The regular magazine carries 28 bullets in it, but the drum magazine increases the amount by 30%. So that means he's at…36 bullets! He's been firing it for a while so…"
The Skull Trooper kept pulling on the trigger, but no bullets were coming out of the barrel. "Huh? I forgot how fast this thing is!" He took out another drum mag slowly.
Naegi stepped out from the building and aimed his gun right at the Skull Trooper.
"Drop the weapon!" He exclaimed.
"Woah! Woah hey now man!" The Skull Trooper looked surprised, still trying to put the drum magazine into his AR. "Drum mags are really slow, just give me another three minutes."
A small sweat drop descending from the side of Makoto's head. "I don't think I can pull it, but I might have to!"
"W-wait!" Skull Trooper put his gun away and took out a pickaxe. "Now now come on bro, we can be chill ya know? See?"
That's when he started doing the Floss dance emote, making Naegi slightly cringe in confusion.
"Uhhh…what…are you doing?" The ultimate lucky student asked.
"I'm…dancing! Ya know? Flossing? Yeah boy!!" Skull Trooper breathed as he wouldn't stop flossing. "AH!"
Suddenly he was stabbed in the back with a knife. This caused him to fall to the ground and disappear by blue light, he was eliminated.
Behind him appeared to be a late teenager with dark navy hair, dressed in a pink idol dress.
SAYAKA MAIZONO
"Maizono! You're here too?"
The pop star nodded her head. "Makoto! Looks like I came here just in time." She ran towards him and hugged him.
"But, you just killed that guy! He was close to surrendering, I just know it." He said as he saw all of the loot left on the ground from the Skull Trooper.
Sayaka shook her head in response. "No, I didn't kill him. I ELIMINATED him. He wasn't a real person."
"I-I know. Still bothers me though, we're not players here."
"Hah, if only I was accurate with when I had the knife. Haha…." Sayaka paused as Naegi looked at her with a frown. "Yeah…that was low, sorry."
"It's fine, well…not really but don't mention it again." Makoto said as he looked at the loot on the ground, proceeding to pick up the Combat Assault Rifle. "Are there just weapons left all around the map?"
Sayaka nodded her head as she picked up a Combat Shotgun and analyzed it. "Yeah! But I don't think many of us are fit for using them. Unless Mukuro's around."
She glanced at Makoto, who was checking his pistol and then put it away.
A smile came upon her face. "He's so handsome." Thinking to herself before she shook her head. "You look good in a suit Makoto."
"Oh, thanks Maizono." He smiled at the pop star. "Your outfit…looks great."
"We can talk later, but I think we should get moving." The pop star said. "It's coming?"
The ultimate lucky student looked confused. "What's coming?"
Sayaka turned around and pointed behind them. "The storm."
Naegi looked behind them and off into the distance. There was a wall of blue closing in around the entire map, with dark storm clouds and purple lightning behind the wall.
His eyes widened. "Ohhhh."
"Come on Naegi!" Sayaka grabbed his hand as the two of them ran over the hills and towards the circle.
Snake and Jones were driving inside of Jones' car. But neither had said very much on the drive.
Jones glanced at Snake, before looking back at the road, before he glanced at Snake again. "Soooo, who says no to some tunes?" He turned on the radio as Dynamite by BTS started playing. "Eugh."
"Change it."
"You know it." He changed the station, now the radio was playing some sort of strange transmission.
"Attention to all of those on this island, it is I Megalo Don." The radio spoke.
Snake and Jones gave the radio their attention, while the latter still focused on driving.
"In exactly 2 hours, this entire island's population will cease to exist in the blink of an eye. I may have lost my vehicle, but do not think that makes me vulnerable or weak."
"Tell that to the meta." Jones chuckled while leaning a bit towards Snake.
"My minions and I have a secret weapon that we plan on unleashing very soon, it is a devastating weapon that we had acquired from the very reaches of outer space. Once we have vaporized everyone, we will spread the wasteland everywhere, and NONE of you can stop me!"
The transmission then went to static.
Jones looked at the radio. "He's gonna take over the island? Pfft, in your dreams Don. I dethroned the king of Olympus AND the Underground."
"A dangerous weapon…a Metal Gear perhaps?" Snake had his arms crossed and looked up.
"You think it's possible?" Jones looked to the spy.
"If it is then it's a Metal Gear I've never heard of. None of them were from space." He took out a cigarette putting it in his mouth. "So it might be something else, but if it's a Metal Gear then people are going to get hurt. Hey!"
Jones grabbed the cigarette from Snake's mouth, throwing it out the window. "No smoking in the car, it depletes your health. There's better ways to let it out."
He turned on the radio again, as Before I Forget by Slipknot was playing.
"Alright!!" Jones nodded his head to the drums. "That's some good music!"
Snake started bobbing his head to the song with Jones.
The lyrics started.
"GO!"
The two of them were bobbing their heads while the song was playing, the heavily tuned down guitar and the drums syncing together perfectly.
"STAPLED SHUT, INSIDE AN OUTSIDE WORLD AND I'M SEALED IN TIGHT, BIZARRE BUT RIGHT AT HOME-"
"You know, I had this album back in 2004." Snake told Jones.
Jones looked to the spy. "Really? It's a good album!"
"Where are we going again?"
"Sandy Steppes! It's where my partner is!" The man in the trench coat explained. "She's good with prophecies and that other stuff, she helped me take down Zeus and her sister."
Snake looked at the road and pointed forward. "Is that her house RIGHT THERE?!"
There was another car driving towards the two of them! It was Fox and Krystal's car!
"AAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jones and Snake yelled as they held onto the car.
"AHHHHHHHH!!" Fox, Krystal, Peppy, and Slippy screamed.
The two crashed right into each other as they flung into the air and began falling towards Sandy Steppes.
"Hm hmmm." Hope sat in her hideout in Sandy Steppes, scanning and studying a vile of Nitro Fuel. She had a tiny portion of it under a microscope, taking a closer look at it. "Huh, alright. Seems there's more to it than just making people fas-"
CRASH!*
That's when she turned around as two cars crashed right into her house AND each other.
Fox and Krystal were in the front as they looked like they'd just seen Vietnam happen in front of their eyes, before airbags exploded in front of them. While Snake and Jones were on their stomach son the front of the car.
"Hey Hope!" Jones gave a wave. "Sorry about your living room!" He then pointed to Solid Snake. "I brought Snake! Ya know, the guy from our days of fighting the Society?"
Hope stared at him, her eye twitched.
She sighed.
"I'll go prepare some drinks."
A can of Mountain Dew was set onto the table.
Slippy guzzled down one can as he sat on Hope's couch.
The group had made themselves comfortable in Hope's hideout, as she had gotten out drinks for them.
"Mmm, thanks Hope!" Slippy crushed the can and grabbed another one. "I always love your homemade drinks!"
Hope chuckled as she was making coffee. "You know it's just a canned drink, right Slippy?"
"It's extra special because you made it though!" He began guzzling down the second can.
"Thank you Slippy." She smiled as she poured coffee in her mug.
Krystal inspected the can of Red Bull that she had picked up from the table. "I'm sorry but, is this all you have to drink?"
"Oh sorry." Hope said as she stirred her coffee with a straw. "Would you prefer a fancy glass of cherry whine? Or how about some caramel tea?"
"Actually yes. That would be wonderful."
"Well I don't got any of that. Sorry." She laughed as she sat down on the couch. She looked at her drink. "Ehhh not in the mood for coffee." She turned it upside down and poured it onto the floor, placing the mug onto the table.
Peppy looked at her in slight surprise. "Why just pour it out? That's a waste of good coffee!"
The dark blue haired girl shrugged her shoulders in response. "Need a break from caffeine, been pulling all nighters for the past few days."
Fox had a cup of water in his hand. "So…wait, you don't care that we crashed two cars into your literal house?"
Hope gave another shrugged. "Eh, it's whatever. Happens all the time here. Ya know gunfire, explosions, car engines, ALL the time."
"Woah! You're pretty cool Hope!" Slippy said.
She smiled in response. "Again, thanks Slippy."
Fox leaned towards Hope and whispered in her ear. "Why are you so nice to him?"
"He's nice, what's wrong with that?" Hope whispered back. "I like his company, he's positive."
Jones crossed his legs. "Alright, so let's get down to business. Snake here was found by me by my place, we talked it out and then I told him about Megalo Don."
"I encountered him." Fox pointed at himself with his thumb. "He was intimidating, like I could feel his wrath emitting off of his skin."
"That's gotta be the Nitro Fuel." Hope said.
"The juice that makes the cars here faster?" Peppy asked, receiving a nod from Hope and Vengeance Jones.
"He basically runs on the stuff. Normally people here just break the battle and they get a boost, but he injects it into his body." Jones explained. "It's bound to kill him at some point though."
"Not quite, it's the only thing keeping him alive." Hope put her finger on the bottom of her lip. "He fails to take it every two hours, his body suffers, and he'd likely become disabled upon lack of use."
"Right, I meant that." Jones put his hands together. "So Fox McCloud, big fan by the way, can I call you Fox McCloud?"
"Just Fox is fine."
"Thanks." Jones stood up off of the couch. "Now I bet you're all wondering about how we're going to take out the big Don. But I got a solution!"
Peppy nodded. "Alright, let's hear it!"
Jones pulled a map out of coat pocket, unfolding it. "Okay, so we-"
"Sneak into the giant shark ship that's acting as his base." Snake started explaining. "Then we take out his guards using stealth tactics and suppressed weaponry, then once he's out of guards we can corner him with weapons aimed. And if he tries unleashing that weapon, we can subdue him before taking him out."
Everyone stared at the spy as he took a sip of his water.
Jones was baffled. "Yeah, exactly. And we won't need to worry about-"
"The storm because the circle at the end of the game will be at his fort. The storm slowly damaged you over time if you're in it too long, it's essentially a tactic to get players closer to each other and thin out the remaining opponents."
Jones' jaw now dropped. "Snake, how the Hell did-"
"I read your plan in the car, very well thought actually." Snake answered as he stood up and set down his glass. "We'd better make our way to that giant shark and get on it."
The man in the trench coat put his nap away and smiled. "You really are the legendary Solid Snake. Who's ready to overthrow a shark named supervillain?!"
Everyone except for Snake raised their hands, but he already agreed to the plan.
"Wait, can Hope bring more Monster?" Slippy asked as he had crushed another can. "I've already had five of em!"
Hope nodded her head and smiled. "I'll go grab some Slippy."
The others were getting ready in Hope's house, grabbing weapons and altering them in upgrade benches.
Jokes had opted to wait outside though, where he was seen leaning by the truck they planned on taking.
He was analyzing his Combat Shotgun, making sure it was fully loaded to eight shells. It was equipped with an optic sight and a fore grip.
"Hey."
Jones held his gun by the butt of the stock, as its barre aimed up.
Snake had come back outside while checking his pistol, putting it away. "How goes the waiting?"
"Oh you know, it…exists." The man said as he looked on off towards Megalo Don's base, the Brutal Beachhead.
"Having second thoughts?" The spy asked as he leaned against the car alongside Jonsey.
Jones shook his head in response, setting down his shotgun. "No way, I'm dead set on taking down Megalo Don. I've got no other choice."
Snake blinked. "Oh yeah? Your friend with the shades was telling me you've been pretty laid back with him so far, but now you're a bit more motivated."
Vengeance Jones slightly laid back. "Yeah I guess, I'm just tired of all the vengeance and having to fight these big bad dudes."
"Not what you envisioned?" Snake asked.
"Not even close, I was just a regular player in the Battle Royale. Got into some business and some organizations, Imagined Order. My former boss told me that doing my job would protect my family, and it demanded a lot so I kept that promise."
Snake nodded his head. "Your family's dead, aren't they?"
"Yep, haha. Figured you'd guess." Jones sadly took out a picture, it was of him and his wife, along with their children. "They're all dead, leaving the Imagined Order got rid of their protection. I watched Sarah die, then the kids."
A small tear had dropped into the photo.
"Not a day goes by where I regret that change. I tried changing it by jumping through rift, after rift, after rift, after rift. The man in the trench coat turned his head to Snake. "It never worked, and I don't know if I've got any grandkids. It's just me left, and my other cousins."
"So why chase after revenge?" The spy asked.
"Guess I was addicted to the feeling. Society captures my best friend, I rescue him and then nothing. Greek Gods come along, dethrone em, felt good." He put the photo away and grabbed his forehead. "Guess I was just on a ride of dopamine for vengeance, I got blindsided by it."
Snake stared at the man for a few seconds. He too knew what he had been going through. Snake had seen his own family die like Jones had, his own mother and his own father died right in his arms. Even his brother Liquid, he had defeated.
"I hear exactly what you're saying."
Jones turned to him. "You do?"
"Yeah, as it was just stated by the author. I've seen family die too." Snake leaned against the car and looked off into the distance. "My own mother, my brother, and even my father. The man I had fought against and even tried killing at one point. Even I was dying at one point." Snake pulled out his silenced pistol. "I watched my own father die in front of me, and at that point I had lost everything. I loaded one bullet into the gun, and put it into my mouth."
Jones looked surprised. "No way, you're serious?"
"I figured that the Foxdie that was causing my accelerated aging would just kill me anyways." The spy said. "But…I was lucky. The bullet didn't kill me, and the Foxdie had been neutralized. I got to live the rest of my life, without fighting. I retired, spent my days with Otacon and Sunny. I couldn't leave Otacon after he lost another family member." He crossed his arms and saw a fight between players going off in the distance. "I'm not a real hero Jones, war doesn't make men into heroes. Brave men are sent out and their lives are changed. We're just killers, because it's our job. And I wanted that to be over."
Jones was stunned. "So…what happened after? I mean, you're here right now."
"Well…Master Hand had come by to us, and said he needed me for the new Super Smash Bros. Everyone is here, he told me." The spy explained as his headband was flowing with the wind. "Otacon looked at me and said it was up to me, honestly I was more than glad to come back. I hadn't been in Smash since Brawl, and it was great to get back into it. Master Hand had completely stopped the accelerated aging, brought me back to my younger self."
"But I thought you were done fighting."
"Not for Smash, Smash has always just been fighting for fun. No one actually dies, people's necks aren't snapped, and you meet some great people." Snake stated. "And it's been great to be back."
A small smile had crept on Snake's face as he reminisced on his times as a Smasher, and a smile had found its way onto Jonesy's face as well.
"I should call Otacon. I haven't seen him or talked to him in a while—"
That's when a huge alarm went off out in the distance, it was the kind of alarm that you would hear when a military level threat was on its way.
Or when an Air Strike Grenade was used, in Fortnite sense.
"What the?" Jones grabbed his shotgun. "What's going on?"
Hope and the Star Fox immediately came busting out do the door with their weapons locked and loaded. "Megalo Don's firing off the weapon early, we gotta step on the gas right now."
"What?!" Jones exclaimed. "He wasn't supposed to do it for at least another two hours!"
"Well he changed his mind!" Fox exclaimed. "Now get in!"
Snake took out his silence pistol, as Jones put out his hand.
"You ready to take down a super evil mega lord?" The man in the trench coat asked the spy with a smile.
Snake looked at his hand, before he shook it with a firm grip. "Ready as I am."
"Okay, let's cop the dub!"
Meanwhile in Brutal Beachhead….
Upon the throne inside of the shark like ship, sat the one and only Megalo Don as we had seen before.
He sat upon the throne with his head resting above his fist, his glowing red pupils stood out in the blackened space of the rest of his eyes.
"You assure that the weapon will work?" He asked without much so much as an inch, asking this to the Rust Lord that stood beside his throne.
"Yeah lord Megalo Don, he is willing to comply. Especially after we had told him about your previous encounter."
He turned his head. "Oh really? Then this may be easier than I had thought." Megalo Don let out a small laugh. "I say we release it now."
"Now?" Rust Lord looked surprised. "But you said you'd release it another two hours!"
Megalo Don looked at him dead in the eyes. "What? You mock me?"
The man with the rest helmet shook his head. "No I'm serious! The radio message we put out today says you'll unleash it in two hours!"
He was grabbed by the throat by Megalo Don's large hand.
"That was the radio message, made TWO WEEKS AGO." Megalo Don began gripping his neck harder, bringing him to his face. "That was for our Nitro Bomb, which FAILED."
"Sorry, sorry sorry I'm so sorry. It won't happen again…"
He was suddenly thrown in front of the throne by the lord of the wasteland.
Rust Lord grabbed his head as he looked up. "Why?"
He was met with the barrel of a Combat Shotgun to his face, being held by Megalo Don with one hand.
BANG!
Without hesitation, Megalo Don pulled the trigger and eliminated Rust Lord in one shot.
All of his minions turned their heads to Megalo Don, slightly shaking.
"YOU IDIOTS SENT OUT A TWO WEEK OLD MESSAGE!!" He yelled towards his guarded underlings. "You didn't send in the new one, I should've figured as much."
They all stood up straight as he stepped down on one step.
He attached his shotgun back to is hip, his Nitro Fists changing shape.
Then he pressed the red button on his throne.
"I suppose I'll have to do everything myself."
Makoto ran towards and leaned towards a nearby wall, holding his pistol up as he tried to get a peek at what was beyond the building.
"See anything?" He asked in a whispered tone.
"I don't see anyone yet." Sayaka said as she was crouching behind a garbage dump, checking the area with her rifle. "I think we're in the clear. Wait!"
Sayaka saw a muscular cat wearing jeans walking by, holding what appeared to be a Desert Eagle.
"Hm." Meowscles scanned his are by squinting his eyes, his Deagle pointed towards the ground. "WAAAAAIT!!" He yelled in a Joe Swanson voice.
Naegi and Maizono hid behind the walls even more.
"I THINK I SMELL SOMEONE! I think they have…CATNIP!" He said again in his Joe Swanson voice.
"He's coming this way!" Sayaka whispered to Makoto.
"Keep low!" He whispered back, gripping his pistol.
Meowscles began creeping towards the path between the wall and the building, a cute little mail on his face. "I'm a kitty kitty kitty, I'm a cat…" he started singing in a low, lullaby tone. "If ya mess with me…you're gonna get…SCTATCHED!"
Makoto and Sayaka had their guns ready.
But the Meowscles didn't even notice them, he was just looking at a little creature on the ground. It was a mini Klombo.
"Well hey there little guy." He said with a smile, before shoving the barrel of his Desert Eagle right in the Klombo's face. "NOW YOU DIE."
BANG! BANG! BANG BANG BANG!*
The Meowscles was shot five times as he was immediately eliminated, with Makoto standing with a smoking pistol in his hands.
Sayaka's eyes were widened. "Woah, Makoto you didn't hesitate!"
"It just kinda happened all of a sudden." Makoto let out a breath of relief as he aimed his pistol down. "Didn't want him to hurt that animal for no reason. Huh?"
"Cute…" Sayaka thought to herself.
The little Klombo was no longer in sight.
"Where'd it go?" The pop star asked as she got up from behind the garbage dumpster.
"Not sure, but we'd better keep going."
"WEEEE!!"
That's when the two looked up into the air to see two people falling right towards them, without any parachutes.
ICE CLIMBERS
Popo landed right on his face in from of the graduates of Hopes Peak Academy, he pulled his face off of the ground. "Ow…."
That's when Nana landed right on her brother's back.
"Ooh, yowch!" Nana exclaimed as she shook her head, before jumping up and standing on Popo. "Oh hey Mr. Naegi and Miss. Maizono!"
"Nana…please get off…" Popo raised his hand up.
Nana's eyes widened. "Whoops! My bad Popo!" Nana hopped off of her brother and helped him up. "Thanks for making a good landing pad!"
Popo nodded his head. "Yeah…a landing pad. That's all I am."
"Hm? Anyways, how did you two get here?" Nana asked as her hammer was mounted on her shoulder.
"Well…I think we all know at this point. But we got sucked up in that black hole." Makoto said. "What about you?"
Nana blinked. "The same way you guys did."
The Ultimate Lucky Student shook his head in response. "No, how did you end up falling from the sky?"
The Ice Climber in pink understood. "Ohhh. We woke up on the Halberd, and then it shook which caused us to fall off. We landed right on some Launch Pad and ending up flying."
"And Nana landed on me…"
"Oh brush up!" Nana smiled as she smacked him on the back. "You're alright little brother!"
Sayaka's eyebrows descending to above her eyes. "Little brother? I thought you two were twins."
"We are." Popo nodded silently.m
"I'm just four minutes older!!" Nana pointed at herself with a smile. "Probably why our parents abandoned us at Icicle Mountain."
"We were a few hours old."
Sayaka and Makoto looked at each other in disbelief. "That's terrible!" Naegi exclaimed. "Why would they do that?"
Nana put her hand to her hip and smiled. "We were big babies. Especially me." She sounded proud of this.
"But…they abandoned you."
That's when the ground started rumbling, causing everything around the group of four to shake.
"Whaaaaaaats going oooooon?" Popo asked as he kept getting slightly lifted up from the quaking earth.
"I tttthhhhink it's an earthquake!" Makoto said.
"Take cover right now!" Nana exclaimed as she got on her knees and grabbed her hands over her head, proceeding to pull Popo down as well. "We did this during avalanches!"
Now where exactly was this earthquake coming from?
(Play Up In Here by DMX)
Well it was coming from the wasteland areas of the Fortnite map, as what appeared to be a vault was opening up by Brutal Beachhead. Steam was releasing from the cracks of the opening doors.
"It's looking like something big." Fox said as he was looking closer at the vault while the car was driving through the orange sands.
Slippy chipped in through the communicator while flying with his Arwing. "Hey that's what she said!"
"Slippy!" Peppy said.
"No really that's what Hope told us earlier! It'll be a big threat!" The frog explained as he did a little spin in his Arwing.
Hope stifled her laughter, smiling as she continued driving. "Oh Slippy."
"Wait hold on!" Fox exclaimed. "I see bodies getting thrown out of that big shark. I think we'd better take a shot if Megalo Don's coming out!"
"On it." Jones nodded as he took out a launcher and loaded it with a bunch of Batarangs.
Snake turned to Hope. "Where'd he get that beauty?"
"That's uhhh Batman's, Batarang launcher."
"Which Batman? There's been like five of them."
Jones was steadily aiming his launcher. "There's only one Jones. There's only ever gonna be one Jones."
Snake looked up o the fourth wall, raising his eyebrows.
Krystal's eyes opened up. "Wait! Don't fire it!"
Jones pulled the trigger on the launcher, as a bunch of batarangs blasted towards the lair.
Suddenly all of them were immediately vaporized.
"What?! Where'd that come from?" Jones asked as he threw the Batarang Launcher behind him. "Megalo Don doesn't have anything like that."
"Does he not have a giant head coming out of that vault?" Peppy asked as he pointed towards something rising out of the vault. "What is that?"
It raised itself more.
The hare's eyes widened. "No…"
"It can't be." Fox said as the secret weapon mentioned earlier was finally in a better viewpoint.
It was a long time enemy, one that the Star Fox team hadn't seen until such a long time. His gigantic head fully emerged from the rising steam, made completely out of polygons. All else that dawned on his face was a mouth and two red eyes.
"It can be." Krystal stated with an expression of nerve.
ANDROSS
"It's Andross!" Peppy exclaimed.
"I thought he was dead." Snake said as he turned to Fox.
The Fox looked to him with lowered eyelids. "Star Fox has been retold so many times, I don't know if he's ever dead or alive anymore."
"Andross huh?" Jones asked, his hand above his eyes to look closer a the giant polygonal head. "Thought he was a giant monkey head."
"Someone wasn't around for playing with super power." Fox mentioned.
The man in the trench coat shrugged. "Hey I'd just gotten back from the military and my first kid was on the way, didn't have time. Stop the car Hope."
She looked surprised. "You WANT me to? Do you not see what's coming out in front of us?"
"Maybe we can ask him why he's here." Slippy suggested.
Hope shrugged. "I guess it's worth a shot." She took a quick turn, slamming the break and putting the car in park. "Go for it Fox."
The leader of Star Fox nodded his head, taking a quiet deep breath and closing his eyes.
A hand was placed on his shoulder, causing him to reopen his eyes. Krystal's hand was on it, a smile on her face.
"You've got this. You'll be fine."
"Thanks." Fox smiled.
He climbed up the car and stuck his head out of the roof.
Andross' red eyes locked onto the vehicle. "I've been waiting for you, Star Fox."
"Andross! Didn't think I'd be seeing you again after so long." Fox said in a confident tone. "Though you look a few pixels short than usual."
"All apart of the progress, I am best in this form."
Fox raised an eyebrow. "Oh are you? Whatever, what's your deal working with Megalo Don? Thought you were a mastermind."
"He translated my memories into a new body, and promised me a hand in his new empire." Andross explained. "Once he has eliminated everyone."
"Oh we're not gonna let that happen." Fox drew his pistol, aiming it at Andross. "So just surrender now or get taken down for the fifth time now."
Jones ducked back down and whispered to the group. "You guys deal with poly face, Snake and I'll sneak away to take out Megalo Don."
"Be careful Jones." Hope said. "You know how strong he is."
The man adjusted his sunglasses. "You can count on me. Come on Snake."
The spy moved to the back of the car. "On it. Let's go."
Both Jones and Snake exited out of the car, sneaking by with a box over them. Luckily Andross didn't seem to have noticed.
"Whaddaya say we just get on it with it?" Fox tilted his head to the side. "You and me only?"
Andross laughed. "No, I'll just take on you and all of your team! This will be our last encounter…Star Fox. You'll meet your father!"
Andross' giant head started to shake, as the red wires that were attaching him to the base started disconnecting from the inner mechanisms of the underground area.
Suddenly two giant hands came out in front of the giant polygonal head, opening their palms.
"Let's settle this, again."
Fox nodded his head. "You're on."
Slippy was suddenly thrown out of his Arwing and fell into the car. "Fox!"
"Sorry Slippy!" Fox said from the Arwing, which he had jumped onto and thrown Slippy out. "Can't trust you to fight Andross with this!" He immediately closed the hatch and flew towards Andross, with Peopy joining him.
"Come at me!" Andross flew higher into the sky and started to swing his fists at both of the Arwings, in which both were firing lasers at him.
Hope had a "well what the Hell" expression on her face as she watched the Arwings clash with the giant polygonal head with hands, just like a majority of Nintendo bosses. "Welp, no planes in this chapter. I hope there's a Boom Bolt lying around." She put the car in drive and stepped on the gas.
Snake tiptoed closer inside of the Brutal Beachhead, with the box still over him and Jones.
"Alright, there's likely still some soldiers in here. I know we saw him throw a lot out." Jones whispered.
Snake shook his head in response. "No, it's just him."
"How do you know?"
"It's too quiet." The spy answered. "He's here, but everyone else is dead."
Jones's eyebrows raised. "You don't think…"
"Yeah. He killed his own henchmen."
"Indeed I did."
The two of them turned to the inside of Brutal Beachhead, where Megalo Don sat upon his throne not too far away from them.
He sat with his shotgun in his hand, the stock mounted on the floor as he looked at them with straight eyes.
"So much for sneaking in." Jones quietly said to Snake. "Heyyyy, so this is Megalo Don."
"You, you're the one I've heard about. Jones, correct?" The lord of the wasteland asked. "Splendid, I didn't know I would be receiving a visit from one of the originals. But I shouldn't be surprised."
"What's he talking about?" Snake turned his head.
"Ah, AND the legendary Solid Snake. I see the Foxdie wasn't enough to take you down." Megalo Done placed his shotgun on his lap. "Now I'm quite glad I killed all of my men."
Jones stepped forward. "Speaking of which, why'd you kill all of them? They were your OWN men!"
"They followed you, and you just tore them apart." Snake added in. "What kind of commander does that?" He drew his silenced pistol.
"My henchmen were nothing." Megalo Don answered. "They continued to make mistakes, and were weak." He then pulled something out from behind the throne. "Just like your friend…"
He took out a giant banana peel, one that had two eyes and a frown.
PEELY'S PEEL
Jones' eyes opened wide. "No…Peely…"
"Who's Peely?" Snake asked, still aiming his pistol.
"He had come in without anyone to back him up." Megalo Don crushed the giant peel with his own hand. "I peeled him off his skin and stomped on his flesh." He took another step forward. "Although, he did make quite a tasty sandwich, Elvis Presley would be proud."
Jones grit his teeth. "You killed Peely? Ohhh you bastard!"
"Jones, calm down." Snake said as he put a hand in front of his comrade. "Your banana friend will just reappear, right?"
"You don't mess with my best friend Snake? Peely's always been my best buddy." Jokes immediately drew a Harbinger SMG and fired bullets from it.
Each bullet hit Megalo Don, but none of them appeared to graze him.
After 30 rounds had been fired, Jones continued pulling on the trigger. "Damn, bullets won't work."
"Precisely." The lord of the wasteland said. "Which makes use of firearms a waste." He held his shotgun forward, breaking it in half with his bare hands. "Come here, I will crush you insects."
Snake and Jones ran forward, Jones' fist flew right at Megalo Don, who dodged in time and punched Jones in the gut with his Nitro Fist. Shines recovered and attempted to grab Megalo Don by his arm, kneeing him in his gut and kicking him forward.
Megalo Don jumped forward and delivered a kick at Snake, who blocked the attack with his arms. Snake through a few punches and an elbow hit at the wasteland lord. Megalo Don slammed his arm down and Snake did a dodge roll. Snake turned his tranquilizer pistol to Megalo Don's head, firing a shot.
"Augh." He grunted. "Bullets aren't supposed to work!"
"Not bullets." Snake said, slightly cracking his neck. "Tranquilizer."
Megalo Don responded by immediately grabbing him by the neck, Snake didn't even have time to move in time. "You mock me soldier…your life is mine!!"
He aimed his Nitro Fist at Snake's chest, as he pumped it and punched him extremely hard in the chest, creating an explosion that launched Snake.
"Ragh!" He yelled in pain.
"Snake! Snake! SNAAAAAAKE!" Jones yelled with his arm out. He looked up to see Megalo Don staring him down. "Sorry, had to do it."
Jones proceeded to jump backwards, running forward and doing a jump kick. Megalo Don grabbed him by his foot and slammed him onto the ground, stopping on him afterwards.
"Urgh, dammit." Jokes said, as Megalo Done stomped on his chest again.
"Oh?" Megalo Don asked. "I thought there was more to the so called "Vengeance Jones" than what I've been seeing." He then stomped on his face, stomping again and again. "Get up weakling! Your own wife was in that exact stance, can you not last longer than her?!"
Jones heard what he said.
"What…*cough*…" Jones spat out a bit of blood. "Did you say?"
"I believe you heard what I said." Megalo Don stomped on him again. "Your own wife, I believe her name was Sarah. She screamed, after I broke her arm."
He grabbed Jonsey by his arm, twisting it.
"AAGGGGHHH!" He yelled in pain.
The lord of the wasteland continued nodding his head. "Yes, she was in my way. I had removed her, anyone who crosses me does not escape."
Then Megalo Don began rubbing his foot on Jones' face, crushing his head while doing so. "As for your two children…hmmm…I wonder where they are. If they still alive."
"You…bastard…I'll kill you!" Jones struggled. "AGH!!"
Megalo Don twisted his arm again. "Yes, struggle. Struggle until your last breath, it makes no difference to me-"
That's when a guided missile came flying towards Megalo Don, hitting him as he was launched back.
Jones turned his head. "Snake?"
The solider stood there with his boots on the ground, but the upper part of his suit was destroyed from Megalo Don's impact. He held the Nikita rocket launcher in his hands.
"Had to get him off somehow." He put away the launcher and quickly ran towards Jones, picking him up. "You alright?"
"Yeah." Jones breathed as he adjusted his arms, cracking it. "He…he killed my family Snake."
The soldier nodded his head. "I'd take what he says carefully, he could be lying."
The man in the trench coat shook his head. "Nah man, the way he's saying it. He's gotta be telling the truth, I gotta eliminate him Snake."
"We're here to apprehend him, we'll do just that." Snake gripped Jones' arm with both of his hands. "Hold." He twisted it back into shape.
"Urgh, already fixed it you know." He said as he swung it around.
"Wasn't completely fixed." The soldier said.
Megalo Don looked up from the ground, getting back onto his two feet. This brought Snake and Jones' attention back to him.
"I should've suspected, it'll take more than simple fighting to defeat the legendary Solid Snake." Megalo Don cracked his neck. "Let's continue, men."
Megalo Don came running towards them, winding back his fist and launching it forward. Snake ducked under his attack and delivered a spin kick.
Jones had dodged to the left, doing a roll before jumping back towards Megalo Don. The lord of the wasteland in response grabbed him and began to throw him, but Jones got out of his grasp.
Megalo Don's eyes opened out of surprise.
Jokes had a grenade in his hand, as he pulled the pin while falling back. "Eat this."
He tossed the grenade into Megalo Don's hands, as the emperor grabbed it immediately in one of his gauntlets.
"Hah! You really think."
Pew*
A bullet flew right at the grenade, causing it to blow up right next to Megalo Don.
Snake had drawn his silenced pistol, as a bit of smoke emitted from the tip of the silencer. "Shouldn't have dropped your guard so soon."
Megalo Don stood back up, but then Jones jumped up behind him and grabbed him. "What?! Let go of me!" The emperor yelled.
"Fat chance." Jones responded, looking at Snake. "Snake! I can't hold him much longer, like at all. So get up and disable his Nitro core!"
"On it." Snake ran forward and grabbed the core in Megalo Don's chest, beginning to unscrew it and wriggle it out.
Megalo Don's eyes began glowing more vibrantly. "Don't touch that weakling! You don't know what you are doing!"
Snake continued to unscrew it, ignoring Megalo Don's words as he could tell the lord was just trying to stall time.
"Keep him down Snake!"
The two of them turned to the entrance, where Makoto and Sayaka stood with their firearms ready and aimed.
Snake's eyes widened. "Kid! Don't shoot-"
But it was too late, Sayaka pulled the trigger of her rifle, firing a bullet out of the barrel. The bullet flew through the air in slow motion, traveling towards Megalo Don and the two that were holding him down.
But right when it was about to hit his head, it bounced right off into another direction.
"What! I thought that would hit!" Sayaka said as her eyes turned white, both her and Makoto growing in worry.
"Urragh!" Megalo Don kicked Snake away and threw Jones over the shoulder. "Fools, my armor is made of metal! You cannot hit me with your messily bullets."
Megalo Don started to approach the two Hopes Peak Graduates, preparing his Nitro Fists as he was ready to pummel them into the ground.
"What do we do Makoto?" Sayaka turned to him quickly. "Don't you have any lucky bullets or something?!"
"I'm not sure I just picked them up with the handgun!" Makoto said as his arms were slightly shaking. "Unless…"
The Ultimate Lucky Student looked at his surroundings, almost the entire fortress was made of metal. What could he do in a situation like this?
He looked at the approaching Megalo Don. Despite his barely scratched armor, there seemed to be a bit of hot, steamy, orange liquid dripping from his core.
Makoto had an idea.
"I got it!" He thought to himself.
Makoto aimed for one of the walls, during multiple rounds with his pistol.
Megalo Don only laughed. "Hah! You've given up I see, you aren't even shooting at anything!"
"Kid what are ya doing?!" Jones asked as he was helping Snake back up.
That's when the bullets bounced off of the metal walls, flying back towards Makoto.
"AGH!" Megalo Don was stuck with three bullets in his back, all of them hitting his Megalopak. The wasteland lord got right down onto his knees, grabbing his arms while doing so.
Makoto's eyes widened. "That actually worked!"
"Woah." Jones said as he was quite surprised himself. "Never seen luck like that before."
Snake slightly tilted his head. "Kind of the kid's thing. Those Ultimate Talents are crazy."
"You did it Naegi!" Sayaka grabbed him in a hug and smiled. "Your luck never runs out does it?"
"Yeah, seems that way…" Makoto was blushing.
"Hmhmhmhmh…"
"Huh?" Sayaka turned her head while her arms were still around Makoto.
Megalo Don was laughing on the ground, his hands pressed against the floor. Gripping the metal with his cold, metallic hands.
"What's so funny?" Jones asked. "Think of a funny joke?"
"HahahahahaHAAAHAHAHA!" Megalo Don's laugh grew louder and louder. "No jokes, vengeance hunter. But it seems your friend's luck proved to be MY luck too. HGRAH!"
His Megalopak burst on his back, blasting everyone back as he began shaking.
Snake and Jones withstood the blast as their feet dragged on the ground, but both Makoto and Sayaka were knocked down.
Megalo Don began shaking, the pumps on his back began fuming. Eventually they began leaking with Nitro Fuel. Makoto had slightly gotten back on his feet, helping Sayaka up as her arm was over his shoulders.
The lord of the wasteland stood on his legs, and yelled.
An orange burst of energy engulfed him? Before exploding to reveal a new form.
Most of his outer armor had melted, revealing his skin in his biceps and his stomach. He had cords plugged into parts of his body where Nitro Fuel went into him, a new mask, and a flaming head.
He stood still, before e his head went towards the two soldiers. "I, am, INCINCIBLE!!" He came charging towards them.
"Roll to the side!" Snake said as he and Jones split apart and dodge rolled the attack, but Megalo Don stopped right there and threw a fist at Jones.
Jones flipped on his back and drew his pistol, firing shots.
The bullets were hitting Megalo Don, and finally damaging him believe it or not! The problem was that it only slightly damaged him.
"What should we do Naegi?" Sayaka asked as the two of them were watching the fight. "Those bullets only made him stronger!"
Makoto analyzed their environment. "Not necessarily, his attacks may be stronger but his defense is weaker." The Ultimate Lucky Student turned to his girlfriend-I mean his close friend. "Do you still have that knife?"
"The kitchen knife?" Sayaka reached into her imaginary pocket, taking out a microphone. "Nope, but I've got this microphone!"
Makoto put his hands to his chin and nodded. "You aren't the Ultimate Pop Singer for no reason, hmm." He looked at Megalo Don's armor, and then at a nearby plug. "You have the chord for it?"
Sayaka took out a power brick. "Even better, wireless!"
Makoto was given the brick from Sayaka. "I'm gonna plug this in, get ready to sing Maizono."
Megalo Don jumped up and stomped on Jones, dashing towards Snake. Snake blocked one of his punches, before ducking under a kick that came next.
Snake delivered a jump kick of his own, hitting Megalo Don in the chest, but Megalo Don swung his head forward with a jump, head butting Snake.
The spy fell to the ground with a thud, getting back up on his feet and drawing a knife.
Jones rolled at Megalo Done, pulling a Pump Shotgun out of his coat and firing it from the hip.
It scraped his knee but not too badly, Snake attempted to stab him with his knife. But he blocked it.
Snake and Jokes were now sandwiching Megalo Don with their fighting attacks, between Jones' shotgun blasts and Snake's knife jabs.
Megalo Don grabbed the shotgun by its tip and bent the barrle, throwing it away and grabbing Jones' arm.
"Hah! I have you know, AGH!"
He looked to his other hand, which had a knife through it. Done by Snake.
"Shouldn't have dropped your guard." Snake grabbed his arm and flipped over his head, quickly placing a C4 on his back.
Jones took this opportunity to break free of the wasteland lord's grasp and kicked him in the face, before doing a cartwheel beside Snake.
Snake took out a grenade, pulling the pin with his teeth and giving an underhand toss. "There!" He pressed the button on his C4 remote.
An explosion blew up on Megalo Don's back, combining with the nearby grenade to knock him down to the ground.
"Nice job Snake." Jones smiled, as he fist bumped the spy.
Megalo Don's body was now lying on the ground, seemed to be a bit unconscious.
This gave Makoto the opportunity to strike as he shoved a microphone brick into Megalo Don's back. Which was no exposed because of the C4 left by Snake earlier.
"Kid what are you doing?" Snake asked.
"Sayaka and I's plan." He said as he stepped back and took out a walkie talkie. "Popo, Nana, now!"
The Ice Climbers were up on the ceiling of Brutal Beachhead, as Nana had her hammer ready while Popo held a rope.
"Are you sure about this sis?" Popo asked his few second old sister. "Look how big that guy is!"
Nana gave her brother a stern look. "Come on Popo! We've lived on a mountain for our entire lives! We've had avalanches, we've hit yetis and seals with our hammers, and we've lived off of vegetables and ice cream our whole life!"
"And our toilet was just a hole in the ground…" Popo said with a shudder.
"Exactly! This guy can't be any better!" Nana jumped right off with her hammer.
Popo watched her, slightly nodding his head. "Okay siIIIISSSS!" He was pulled down by the rope with his hammer in hand.
Nana slammed her hammer onto Megalo Don's head, before landing on him feet first. "Come on Popo!"
Popo landed next with less Grace, as he began slamming his hammer with his eyes closed. "Take that! And that!"
Both of the Ice Climbers were wailing at the lord of the wasteland with their mallets, and agh hit putting him in more pain.
"Agh! Ow! Damn you!" Don yelled. "You pathetic children, get off of me!"
"Maizono start singing!" Nana yelled.
Sayaka had her microphone connected to the wireless microphone brick, as she was tapping on the microphone while clearing her throat. "Alright, here's a solo performance!"
She put it to her mouth, and started singing Monochrome Answer. Which was a famous song by her and her idol group.
"Ashita no machiawase no basho wo toku ni kimenai mama ni BAIBAI."
Megalo Don's eyes widened, as his whole body was shook by the volume of Sayaka's voice.
"Ofuro ni haittetemo sowasowa isso denwa shichaou kana!"
Makoto was in amazement watching Sayaka sing. He knew she was a good singer, but hadn't seen it in person. Let alone in Japanese!
"I'll never understand kids these days' music." Jones shook his head. "Though I'm a bit of an old fart I guess."
The singing was working as Megalo Don continued to struggle. With the singing shaking his whole body, the hammers coming down on him, and the knife through his hand, he was getting weaker by the second.
"DOKIDOKI tomannai!"
"AAAAAAAAAGGH!!" Megalo Don screamed as he stood right up and knocked away Popo and Nana, pulling out a hammer pump shotgun. "I give up!"
He pointed it to his mouth.
Then pulled the trigger.
(BLAM!)
(Megalo Don Eliminated himself)
Sayaka stopped singing as everyone stared in complete shock.
"Did…he just…kill himself?" Jones asked as his sunglasses fell to the floor.
"Eliminated, but yeah." Snake said, even the spy was surprised. "Guess he wasn't who we thought he was."
Sayaka dropped the microphone toy eh ground. "I…I didn't want him to die from it! Oh what have I done?" The Ultimate Pop Idol fell on her knees and started crying, her hands covering her face.
Makoto immediately comforted her, putting his hand to hers and kneeling down. "Maizono, c-come on! It wasn't your fault! You didn't know he was gonna do that!"
Sayaka stopped for a minute, before showing her face and looking up at Makoto.
She had a smile on her face. "Just kidding."
Makoto's eyes widened. "W-what? Maizono?"
She gave him a confident look and turned to the side, pulling out her Combat AR and firing shots.
"OW!"
She shot someone who was above the ceiling.
Megalo Don suddenly came crashing down, more wounded than before he had taken out his shotgun.
"What?!" Nana exclaimed.
"But how?!" Popo asked.
Sayaka stood back up with the AR and a confident smile. "I saw him move quickly as soon as the shotgun went off! His maxing out on that orange stuff made him so fast that we couldn't even see him!"
"But, how did you know he would do that?" Makoto asked the pop singer, who walked up to him.
"Because silly…"
She leaned forward and delivered a kiss on his cheek, causing Makoto to blush.
"I'm psychic." She stated.
"They should've…" Megalo Don tried putting his hand up. "Nerfed the AR, ogh." He fell back down.
Snake and Jones went over to inspect the lord of the wasteland's body, getting a closer look to make sure he was down.
"So what do we do now?" Snake asked. "Drag him out and put him somewhere he can't escape?"
Jones shook his head in response. "Nah, all the Nitro Fuel's leaking from his entire body. Once it's all gone he'll barely be able to walk. Underground officers might be able to pick him up and throw him in the cell though."
That's when Brutal Beachhead's roof was torn off by a giant hand, that belonged to Andross.
"I see he failed." The giant polygon face spoke. "But so has your own team."
He threw the others who had battled him onto the ground, with Team Star Fox covered in bruises and battle damage. But Krystal was nowhere to be found.
"Fox!" Jones exclaimed.
"Peppy!" Popo and Nana yelled with their hands on their cheeks.
"How did you take them down?" Makoto asked in stress.
Andross let out a chuckle. "These new upgrades have made me stronger, just enough to defeat not just Fox, but his ENTIRE TEAM. Now there is nobody who can defeat me. Mwahahahaha!"
That's when a giant shadow started creeping over Andross, as his laugh became slower and slower.
"Hahaha-huh?" He turned around, only to be grabbed by a giant hand and thrown to the ground.
MECHAKUMA TEAM LEADER
"What?!" He asked in shock before MechaKuma Team Leader threw him right into the ground, stomping on him with one foot.
Everyone in Brutal Beachhead just watched in confusion and amazement at the same time.
"Hey Naegi, isn't that?"
"Monokuma's head on a giant robot? Yeah." The Ultimate Lucky Student answered without taking his eyes off of the robot.
The mech turned back around, squatting to the head so it could see everyone.
The front part of the head opened up to reveal…
JUNKO ENOSHIMA
MUKURO ENOSHIMA
"What's up bitches!!!" Junko exclaimed while doing the "rock on" symbols with her hands. "Junko Enoshima is so back in town! With a brand new giant killer robot!"
"You always think of amazing ideas Junko." Mukuro said with a smile.
Popo blinked. "Where on Earth did you get that robot?!"
Junko shrugged in response. "Eh, I got my ways. And guess what? Everyone's already inside!"
The body opened up to reveal all of the students of Hopes Peak Academy working inside of it.
Mondo was managing one for the arms, pulling on one of the levers with his strong muscles while Kiyotaka was doing the same with another lever.
But then there were two that the smashers had never seen before.
"KEEP RUNNING FATASSES!" A loud girl exclaimed as she threw a wrench at Hifumi Yamada and Teruteru Hanamura, both of which were running as fast as they could on treadmills that generated power to the mecha. Said loud girl wore goggles on her forehead, a pink jacket, and black boots.
MIU IRUMA (The Ultimate Inventor)
"We're…*huff* running as fast…as we can!" Hifumi exclaimed as he was starting to sweat bullets from running so long.
"Can't we have a…*huff* small break?!" Teruteru aksed before another young woman appeared wearing blue long sleeved shirt and a skirt, with green hair and white socks.
TENKO CHABASHIRA (The Ultimate Akido Master)
She had a whip in hand as she cracked it. "Keep running you degenerate men! If you don't this whole thing will have no power!"
"Yeah!!" Miu nodded her head, before turning to Kazuichi Soda. "Yo Kazuichi, is Kiibo's upgrades done?"
The Ultimate Mechanic gave a grin. "Yep! All set to go!"
All of the other students were managing other parts of the robot, such as the legs and feet.
"Looks like ol pixel face is getting back up." Junko said. "Let's fill him up with despair!" The robot closed up and turned back around, as it picked up Andross and started throwing him into the sky.
That's when a robot launched out of MechaKuma Team Leader's shoulder, flying like Iron Man towards the head.
KIIBO (The Ultimate Robot)
"My sights are locked on, I've got him." Kiibo's hand turned into a laser canon and started firing energy blast at Andross.
Each hit was blowing parts of Andross' polygons away, as the hits got more accurate with the closer KIIBO got.
"Try out the missiles!" Miu yelled to him through a communication device.
"Alright." Kiibo stopped mild fight as he was floating in the air and the tiny holes were seen in his robotic body. Multiplier tiny missiles blasted out of them and assaulted Andross, doing more damage to him.
"No…this cannot be!" Andross exclaimed. " I was supposed to win! It was my chance to conquer, to finally be victorious!"
Kiibo aimed his arm canon one last time as the eye and mouth of what remained of Andross.
"I don't think so."
BAM!
That's when a long range bullet shot Andross' mouth, and then another shot his eye.
Kiibo was confused, as he and the MechaKuma robot looked down to the ground.
Makoto was holding a Heavy Sniper Rifle in his hands, while Krystal was holding another one.
Makoto aimed the gun down. "No, that's wrong."
"Nice shot!" Sayaka said in an excited whisper.
Jones smirked while nodding his head, with Snake giving him a strange glance. "What?"
"I thought you told me Barrett 50 Caliber's weren't on this island."
The man in the trench coat widened his finger. "Ah ah ah, Epic Games may not allow them. But my coat's practically filled with Vaulted wepoans." He pulled out a Tactical SMG. "Like my favorite gun! And even…" Then he took out a Drum Gun. "Pre nerf season 5 Drum Gun! This thing was my JAM!"
"Hey!" The front of the robot opened up as Junko and the other students began exiting it, with Kiibo flying back down to the floor. "Not cool Makoto! You just had to steal the last kill on that guy, we TOTALLY had him!"
"Yeah I didn't give Kiibo missile upgrades just so he couldn't finish someone off with them!" Miu complained as she touched the robot on the back.
"Hey cut him some slack you guys." Leon Kuwada stepped forward and put his hand on Makoto's shoulder wearing some sort of outfit with red pants and a blue suit. "He literally helped beat this guy over here." He pointed his baseball bat to Megalo Don. "And he managed to survive with Maizono."
"I guess, whatever." Junko crossed her arms and rolled her eyes.
Not just Leon, it seemed like all the other Hopes Peak students were wearing an anniversary outfit of sorts.
But the ones who hadn't been seen before stemmed to be in normal clothing, if you counts a yellow shirt coat and white brah and skirt as normal clothes.
And whatever the heck the guy with the hat and mask over his mouth was wearing.
And the fact there was even a robot among them.
"How'd you guys know about Megalo Don and Andross?" Popo asked.
Taka stepped forward. "Maizono was in contact with us for the entire match! She managed to help find your location and helped with the giant head!"
Makoto's eyebrows raised. "Maizono was?" He turned to hee to revive a cute smile.
Leon leaned next to Makoto. "And we hea d the other stuff too." He smiled.
"H-hey! Wait!" Makoto blushed and threw his hands around in front of him. "It's not like that!"
Nana rolled her eyes and jumped up forward. "Alright I'd hate to break this up but can someone explain who THEY are?" She pointed to the students that she and Yoshi smashers had never seen before.
"Yeah, some odd looking people if I've ever seen some. And I have." Snake said as he was looking at them with crossed arms.
Until one student in a black uniforms DN a black hat stepped forward. "Sorry, we're sort of new to this whole thing. I'm Shuichi Saihara."
SHUICHI SAIHARA (The Ultimate Detective)
"Oh, a batch of new students from that school of yours?" Snake asked as he shook hands with Shuichi.
"What school?" Shuichi asked. "Oh, you mean the Ultimate Academy for Gifted Juveniles. We WERE there."
"Makoto!"
A teenage girl with short green hair and a skirt tan towards Makoto, throwing her arms around him. "I missed you bro!"
KOMARU NAEGI (The Ultimate Little Sister of Hope)
"Oh, hey Komaru!" He smiled as he hugged his little sister back. "I haven't seen you in a while, how'd you get here?"
The younger Naegi squinted her eyes. "Well…"
"Seems like there's some explaining to do." Fox had his hands on his hips. "Why don't we all just…"
"Crystal smash!"
Slippy threw an orange crystal onto the ground , everyone's eyes immediately turned to him.
"Slippy where did you get that?!" Peppy asked.
The frog smiled and pointed behind him. "Hope gave it to me! She told me to break it!"
"Trust me, it'll work." She suddenly disappeared with an orange flash.
"Woah…woah…" Jones was lifted into the air. "Going through the rift, woohoo!"
"What has claimed us, could it be the demon king from the ninth stage of Hell?!" Gundam yelled.
Everyone was gone in a flash, except for Megalo Don, who was actually starting to gain consciousness.
"What? Have I won?"
Creak.*
"Huh?"
Now that there was no pilot, the MechaKuma Team Leader was now unbalanced while it wasn't moving.
And now it was falling towers Megalo Don.
He stared at it as it came crashing towards him.
"Oh sh-"
CRUSH!*
The cave…
"OWAAAH! OWAAAAAAAAAHH!!"
The cries of a baby ran throughout the cave, as Stephanie had woken up from her nap and dirtied her diaper.
Which explained why Pittoo was kneeling on the grass, changing her.
"Easy, you're alright Steph." The dark angel said as he placed the diaper to the side, applying baby powder to the wipes, while others watched him do it.
"You've done this before?" Pandora asked.
Dark Pit shrugged in response. "Sure, I've babysat once or twice, there there." He started wiping the poor baby, who was still crying.
"Waaaaaahh!" Stephanie's little hands were curled up into fists as she was throwing them around, wriggling.
Pittoo placed the wipes to the side, as he started attaching a new diaper to Stephanie. The baby began to stop crying, as Dark attached the bottom part of her onesie back together.
"Ah…ah…" Stephanie said as she had completely stopped crying. "Da-da!"
Dark Pit picked her back up and patted on her on the back. "Yeah, you're all better now."
Pandora watched the dark angel hold Stephanie like it was nothing, he was able to calm the baby down in a matter of seconds. "I guess you don't expect some things out of people." She thought to herself. "Now come to mama Stephy!"
She put her hands out to the baby.
Stephanie responded by biting her finger.
"OWW!" Pandora pulled back her finger in pain. "You little twerp! What is wrong with you?!"
Stephanie proceeded to stick her tongue out, blowing a raspberry at her mother. "Hate, mama!"
"Nice one kiddo." Dark Pit moved the baby up and down.
Then the orange light appeared, before all of the smashers who had just been on the Fortnite Island appeared.
Nekumaru, who had already been in the cave for a while, was simply sitting down with his legs and arms crossed.
His eyes opened, leading to a big smile coming across his face.
"Hey all! Been wondering where you guys've been!" The ultimate team manager said.
"Nidai!" Akane jumped forward from the crowd.
Makoto looked around the cave, seeing all of the other smashers spread across the ground and doing their own thing.
"What's…going on here?" The Ultimate Lucky Student asked, as Twilight Link came up to him.
"It's a bit of a long explanation, but this is where everyone ends up when they get an orange crystal." The hero of twilight explained. "So just make yourselves comfortable."
"Ayyy Falco!" Fox put his hand up as he walked towards his best friend.
"Ayyy Fox! Glad ya made it!" The two of them threw their hands together and did a handshake. "You and everyone else got out safe."
Krystal crossed her arms, nodding her head. "Yes, and you did too. Surprisingly."
"Hey what's that supposed to mean?"
Makoto, Sayaka and Leon went off to chat with the others, as did the other students of Hopes Peak. As well as all of the new students that they hadn't met before.
"So then." Bowser was telling a story to Ganondorf and Bowser Jr. "I told that guy I wouldn't give him the bacon, if he wouldn't give me the pizza!"
"Seems like an unfair trade." Ganondorf remarked.
"Hello there everyone!" A girl with darker skin, a yellow coat, white beach clothes, and white hair approached the three. "Would you be interested in learning more about Atua?"
ANGIE YOMADA (The Ultimate Artist)
Bowser stared at her. "Atua? Isn't that some fancy Italian restaurant?"
Angie grabbed both of his hands and put them together. "No silly, Atua is the god that me and the people of my island worship! Mocking him like that will make him cut you down! Would you like to hear his words?"
"Listen lady we don't care about your Italian god." Bowser Jr spoke up. "We all got our own beliefs and-"
Angie immediately picked up Bowser Jr and looked at him in amazement. "Wow! What sort of creature is this? Did Atua create a new species of animals?"
"Angie, I don't think they're really interested." Said a short girl with red hair and a magic hat. "But maybe my magic can persuade them."
HIMIKO YUMENO (The Ultimate Magician. Or Mage, as she prefers)
"Would you like to join in the worship of Atua?!" Angie pulled Bowser Jr close to her face. "A simple drop of your blood is all that is needed."
The younger koopa's face dropped. "My blood?"
"Hey get away from my son lady!" Bowser pulled his son away from Angie. "It's okay Jr, that crazy girl won't harm you oh my watch."
Olimar was sitting with Louie by Moss, who was chewing a bone peacefully.
Louie was shoving slices of pizza into his mouth. "I still hunger!"
"You still have the same appetite as always." Olimar said, the two of them were approached by a teenager with purple hair, goatee, flip flops, and a purple coat around him without his arms through the sleeves. "Oh, hello there young man. May I help you?"
"Yeah, are you two astronauts?" He asked.
Olimar nodded his head. "Well yes we are actually! We're space explorers!"
The teenager smiled. "That's awesome!! I'm Kaito Momota! The ultimate astronaut!"
KAITO MOMOTA (The Ultimate Astronaut)
"We assume you've been to space before?" Olimar asked, receiving a head shake.
"Not yet, well I kind of did. But…it was kind of through an execution of sorts." He explained. That's when he felt a hand placed on his shoulder, this slightly sent a chill up his spine. "Uhhh…"
He turned around.
MAKI HARUKAWA (The Ultimate Assassin)
"HI Maki…" He sweat as the girl was glaring at him.
"You took the blame for my attempt at killing Kokichi." She said coldly. "I'm getting you to space, no matter what."
"Thanks…Maki Roll." He nodded his head, he hadn't seen her like this before.
That's obviously a lie.
Luigi was looking at all of the other new students, perplexed.
"Hey."
Someone tapped on his shoulder, causing him to turn. "Hello?"
"Hi!" Said a young man wearing white with a checkerboard scarf and dark purple heard. "Did you know that your shoes are untied?"
The plumber's eyes widened. "What?!" He looked down at his shoes, but they weren't untied. "Wait a minute, my shoes don't even a have laces!"
"Heehee. Guess I lied." The young man grinned with his eyes closed while his hands were behind his head.
KOKICHI OMA (The Ultimate Supreme Leader)
That's when a girl with ash blond hair, wearing a pink uniform, a skirt, and a backpack on her back came by. "Kokichi, I thought you were going to work on lying."
KAEDE AKAMATSU (The Ultimate Pianist)
"Sorry Kaede" He turned to the girl. "Guess I just can't help it!" He turned around, slightly patting the Ultimate Pianist's backside. "Heeheeheee!"
"Kokichi!" Kaede turned her hand with her hands at her butt. "Just because you're my boyfriend doesn't mean you can just do that."
"Kokichi…" Kiibo said as his antenna hair went down.
Luigi looked at Kaede. "Is he normally a like that?"
"Lying? Yes. Playing around with me like that, no." She shook her head.
"Pftttt ha!" Miu laughed and pointed at Kaede. "Suck it Kaediot!"
"You're supposed to be my friend Miu…" Kaede shook her head.
Captain Falcon pursed his lips as he was watching the students walk around. There a was a strange looking one by the name of Korekiyo Shinguji, who was talking to Corrin. Something about "sisters" or something else.
Even Green was showing one of her Pokémon to someone whose name was Gonta Gokuhara.
"And this is Heracross." Green said as she took out a Poké Ball, as a blue light came out to reveal her Heracross. "I've got a fascination with bug Pokémon too!"
"Heracro!" The Heracross put his arms up in a pose.
"Wooow!" Gonta looked amaze. "Gonta is amazed by it! It look like a horn beetle!"
Toon Link sat up next to Captain Falcon, whispering to the racer. "They're not gonna be residents when everything is saved, right?"
The racer scratched his chin. "Dunno kid, maybe they will. But it would make up some more room for when the other kids leave."
Other kids leave? Was Captain Falcon talking about the students from Hopes Peak?
"Wait, I just realized something."
The others looked at Mahiru.
"Hajime and Hiyoko are missing."
"And so is Nagito." Sonia noticed, standing next to Gundham. "Where are they?!"
Meanwhile…
Soleil was sitting on the ship, staring at her hand in silence.
"What happened to me? What was all that power?" Soleil gripped her fist and looked between the knuckles. "Those blades hurt, but they were unbreakable! And I shot lasers out of my eyes, it felt good." She was thinking to herself all this time. "That…thing gave me these, I could FEEL it."
"Soleil? Are you alright?"
The princess snapped out of her focus and looked to her side, where Inigo sat.
"Huh? Oh, yeah dad I'm good." She said and crossed her legs. "Dad, I got a question."
The dancer adjusted his hair and smiled. "Ask away princess."
Soleil tapped her fingers together. "So…say something had happened to me and I'm…different because of it. Would you guys still love me?"
Inigo blinked, giving a light chuckle. "Soleil, of course we would love you. Nothing can change the fact that your mother and I love you." He placed his hand on her head, ruffling her hair a bit. "Is there something different about you?"
"Uhhh…"
She looked at her mother, who was talking with Brittany while holding baby Soleil. The innocent baby was taking a nap as her head rested on the shoulder of her mom.
"Nope, nothing at all."
"Eyes open everybody." Officer Bill was turning the gears on the ship.
The mech entered a new universe, one with Aurora Borealis skies and miles upon miles of snow and mountains.
"Ah."
A polar bear was chilling out on the top of the summit, grabbing an ice cold root beer from the refrigerator and then closing it. Then he went to his recliner chair and sat down, cracking the bottle open.
"Ah." He said as he turned the TV on. "I do wonder how the kiddos are doing, maybe I should give em a call. Oh darn it I can't! Phone's broken. Visit sounds good then."
He took a sip from his root beer, when suddenly a robot crashed into his living room…er, living mountain.
"AHHHH! The aliens are coming! Oh wait, it's some robot or something." He said, as the hatch opened to reveal the two officers and Spider-Man.
"Is that a polar bear?" The web slinger asked.
Polar Bear raised his hand. "That's me."
Eric looked at Bill. "So…he's a polar bear in sunglasses, that's it."
"Yep, name is Polar, last name Bear." He said. "Got two kids, you might know them. In fact." Polar Bear jumped up onto the ship, landing right inside of the cockpit in between Bill and Eric. "You know these two kids?" He took out a photograph and showed it to them.
On the photograph was Popo and Nana!
"Wait, the Ice Climbers are your kids?!" Bill looked in shock. "But you're a polar bear!"
He nodded his head slowly. "Yeah, they were at the bottom of my mountain when they were babies. Took me in and now they're my kids, why else do you think their last names are Bear?"
Eric and Bill could only blink, before turning to each other and shrugging.
"Aw heck, sounds good to us." Bill said before the hatch closed and the Greater Sacred Machine blasted off.
"And then you ALLWAYS let it crust! Instead of wiping like a normal person!"
"We don't have butts! Where do we wipe?!"
Dharkon and Galeem were still arguing with each other in the middle of the black void, whatever was it they were arguing about?
"In fact." Galeem created a role of toilet paper, making it float over to Dharkon. "Here's some toilet paper! Use it for once!"
Dharkon looked at the roll. "Pffft screw that! Here's what I think of your toilet paper!" He whacked it away with one of his tentacles, as it began floating in the black void.
"ARRGGHH! You DARN darkness!"
Meanwhile, Luke had fallen asleep in the middle of the void, having gotten bored of the constant bickering between the orb of darkness and the orb of light. Just drifting off in his dreams while in place.
"Hey!!" Dharkon looked to the teenager. "Are you even listening?!"
Luke's eyes shot open. "Huh, what? Sorry, fell asleep."
Galeem let out a sigh. "I am not surprised, you have to listen to THIS guy."
"You're blaming me again?! Oh classic light!" Dharkon rolled his eye.
"Can you guys STOP arguing?" Luke asked while raising an eyebrow. "It's not gonna get any of us anywhere."
Galeem put one of his wings to his…chin? If the light ball even had a chin. "The boy is right, we're just wasting time."
"We're in the middle of a black void, time doesn't exist here!" The eye of darkness said. "But you've got a point, what do you want to do kid?"
Luke stood straight and adjusted his body. "Well, first things first. Do you guys have any idea of how I can use my powers from that Tabuu guy? Any kind of idea?"
Galeem nodded. "Yes, hold still."
Luke did so.
"Now put your arms right to your side, and keep your palms open."
Again, Luke did just that.
"Now keep your legs tight together."
The teenager nodded his head and did so. "Now what?"
"Now stay in that position for the next few hours." Dharkon turned back to Galeem and took out a deck of playing cards. "You down for Go Fish?"
"I am indeed." Galeem said.
"Hmmm, where am I?"
Asked an eighteen year old hero, one who was sneaking through the dark hallways. With his light source being a tiny flame that was ignited in his bare hand.
ELEVEN, THE LUMINARY
The hero of Erdrea leaned against one of the walls of the dark hallway. It felt almost like a museum, but he had the odd feeling that it wasn't one anymore.
Then, strange breathing noises emerged from the corner of the hallway.
Eleven's eyes widened. "Is that a person? I'd better check."
He turned to find the source of the breathing, he had found it only a few feet away from him.
"Hggreeeh." The figure spoke.
Eleven's eyes widened in response.
In front of him stood a terrifying zombie.
I'm so sorry this came so late, I promise to try and be more consistent with updates, I've been lazy and busy.
