In the dark cave, Osha was playing around with Darkhelmet's helmet. Once Darkhelmet realized what was happening, he rushed over to take it back only to find himself in a cold dark world. "Damn, I'm in a genjutsu," he realized.

Darkhelmet struggled against the control he was under and took his helmet off Osha's head. Immediately, the power was broken. Osha panted heavily overwhelmed by the experience. "Holy shit," she said amazed.

"You really shouldn't fuck with my shit," Darkhelmet lectured her. "What was that anyway?"

"A technique my mother was able to do," Osha recalled.

"Could come in handy later," Darkhelmet mused.

"To do what?" Osha wondered.

"We're meeting up with my brother and your sister at Brendock using my ship," Darkhelmet told her.

"Why didn't we go to Brendock directly instead of coming here?" Osha wondered.

"So, I could seduce you in a controlled environment. Do you feel seduced yet?" Darkhelmet asked.

"I...guess," Osha said agreeably.

"Good, you will lead me to your fortress," Darkhelmet ordered.

Brendock

On Squidgamer's ship, Mae was still restrained on a medical table. "Where are we?" she asked.

"Brendock. I will contact Master Shrek. The Jedi will meet us here as well as my brother and your sister," Squidgamer said.

"Yeah, but why?" Mae asked confused.

"To finally put an end to the Squidgames once and for all," Squidgamer said seriously.

"You think that will get me to join you? You murdered my mother. I think I hate you," Mae said resentfully.

"What happened to you, to your coven, was an accident. If the Jedi really wanted to slaughter your coven, it would have been from space," Squidgamer told her.

"Then, why did you lie to Osha, blame it all on me?" Mae asked offended.

"Self-absorbed much? There was no one to blame. We all got accommodations for our work on Brendock," Squidgamer clarified.

"That's fucked up. You're fucked up," Mae spat. "Everyone died because of the four of you."

"It was right," Squidgamer insisted.

There was an awkward silence between them. "Oh, you're finished? I thought you were going to say more," Mae said dismayed.

"My biggest regret was that I couldn't make you both my concubines," Squidgamer said truthfully. Mae got out of her restraints and tried to tase Squidgamer with her pocket droid. "Yeah, no," he said as he froze her in place. "You want to take the escape pod fighter down to the surface. I'll end up chasing after you and we'll end up in the same place in your coven's fortress anyway."

"Fine but I want out of these restraints," Mae insisted.

Coruscant

Master Shrek was troubled in the Jedi Temple when Soyboy interrupted her thoughts. "Senator J'onn J'onzz is here to see you."

"Where?" Master Shrek asked annoyed.

"In...there," Soyboy pointed to the control room.

"You let him into the control room? What the fuck?" Master Shrek asked angrily.

"To be fair, he shape-shifted into you and fucked with my mind," Soyboy excused.

"That's fair," Master Shrek allowed and entered the control room. "Senator."

"Apologies for mind-raping your Soyboy," J'onn said with false sincerity.

"Not at all," Master Shrek said unconcernedly.

"I was surprised when they said you were traveling through hyperspace. How's that weak stomach of yours?" J'onn mocked.

"I'm fine, really. We can end this running gag right here right now," Master Shrek said pissed off. "What do you want?"

"I've heard some queer things. That you lost a shit-ton of guys to a Sith Lord," J'onn said knowingly.

"Outrageous lies. There is no threat of the Sith...ever returning," Master Shrek lied.

"How can you know that?" J'onn doubted.

"I am very close to apprehending the non-Sith suspect. Thank you for your concern," Master Shrek said dismissively.

"I get the impression you don't like me. Is it because you think my review of the Jedi is a personal vendetta, because it is," J'onn said smartly.

"It's actually because you're black," Master Shrek mocked.

"I think the Jedi are a massive system of unchecked power, posing as a religion, to avoid paying taxes. You're under the delusion you can control the uncontrollable. You think you can control your own emotions. You project an image of goodness and restraint, but it's only a matter of time before one of you snaps, becomes a weird-ass cyborg, kills you all, and ushers in a terrible dark empire," J'onn said.

"An oddly specific prophecy," Master Shrek scoffed. "The Senate doesn't share your insane paranoia."

"The Senate is clouded by hero worship. I am not," J'onn said.

"I think it's time you get your black ass out of my office," Master Shrek smiled.

"I have reported your lack of transparency to Chancellor Dew-lick. He may invite you to the tribunal for an update," J'onn threatened.

"I wish I gave a shit," Master Shrek said unconcernedly.

"I hope, for your sake, you have apprehended your suspect by then. Good luck with that," J'onn mocked.

"Or I just arrest some random schmuck with false charges," Master Shrek rolled her eyes.

"I'm no longer just a DEO Director. I'm a Senator now," J'onn reminded her.

"You went from Supergirl to Acolyte. Many would call that a step-down," Master Shrek mocked.

"I'm only here for a cameo paycheck, you actually think this crap is art," J'onn shot back.

"You could only get a cameo because you've ruined your career," Master Shrek replied.

"And you're only here because you're the wife of the director. How's that for nepotism?" J'onn asked.

"We done breaking the fourth wall here because I have to go back to the make-up room to cover up all of my white privilege again," Master Shrek taunted. The two then went their opposite ways.

Mystery Planet

Osha and Darkhelmet made their way to the ship once the tides went out. "Ugly-ass bird," Osha remarked of a critter.

"I made a deal with your sister but since you're actually the same person divided in two, I expect you to honor it as well," Darkhelmet demanded.

"Fuck out of here with that nonsense," Osha refused.

"You should be fucked by me. Would you ever consider it?" Darkhelmet asked bluntly.

"No," Osha said disgusted.

"Last chance," Darkhelmet said seriously as he gave her his sexiest look.

"I told you, I'm not my sister," Osha reminded him.

"Definitely not, your sister fucked me without even thinking about it," Darkhelmet said disappointedly.

"Can we not?" Osha scolded.

Brendock

Squidgamer arrived on Brendock and activated his transponder beacon. As predicted, Master Shrek gathered a squad of Jedi Knights including Soyboy for an "end resolution."

At the same time, Darkhelmet and Mae arrived. "They already here," Osha informed Darkhelmet.

Squidgamer made his way to the fortress, around the deep hole that was highly unkept, and found the place trashed up even though no one had been there in over a decade. "Mae! Did I lose you?" Squidgamer asked as he looked around.

Darkhelmet and Osha came to the old elevator shaft. "The elevator shaft is the only way to get to the top unless you want to climb," Osha said.

"You, sure?" Darkhelmet mocked and then used the Force to fly up to the top easily.

"What an asshole," Osha shook her head annoyed, and then worked on the controls.

At the top, Squidgamer and Darkhelmet finally met. "Thank you for leading the girls to me. We make a great team," Darkhelmet said.

"I know, right?" Squidgamer agreed.

"You know what I want, and I know what you want. Only together can we achieve our goals," Darkhelmet reminded him.

"Master Shrek is on her way," Squidgamer assured him.

Osha confronted Mae in their old room which was all burnt up from the fire. "All this death just because you didn't want me to be a Jedi. How could someone I love so much be such a hater," Osha scolded. "I failed at being a Jedi because I was so pissed with you, my hatred of you, my grief over our mother. So, I never got to be a Jedi anyway."

"Yeah...duh. I knew you would fail. Our whole family is dead and you're empty-handed for it. That makes you a total loser," Mae critiqued.

"Squidgamer killed our mother. He's an asshole. How could he teach me to stop being pissed off when he's the cause of it? I didn't fail. I was set up for failure," Osha said defensively.

"Yeah, whatever," Mae rolled her eyes.

"You want to fight about it?" Osha asked.

Master Shrek and her Jedi squad arrived on Brendock. They included Trinity Thomen, Notbacca, Soyboy, and some other diverse characters. Master Shrek's squad operated the elevator shaft and made their way to the top. Upon entering the courtyard, the Jedi squad saw no one but the still body of Squidgamer. Master Shrek started hearing Force echos of the past greatly confusing her.

"You, two, search the area. The rest of you, form a five-click perimeter. They couldn't have gone far," Master Shrek ordered.

"Shouldn't we clear the compound with all available men before setting up a perimeter," Soyboy advised.

"Just do what I tell you. Use the tracker," Master Shrek told him off.

Master Shrek went to a knee as she got close to Squidgamer's body. He suddenly activated his lightsaber into her chest stunning her. Darkhelmet jumped down and slashed her back with his own red lightsaber. "You!" Master Shrek realized as she fell.

Squidgamer and Darkhelmet looked down on Master Shrek as she perished.

Osha and Mae then stumbled into the courtyard pulling each other's hair and pushing each other. Squidgamer and Darkhelmet just stared at them for a moment. "Enough!" Squidgamer said as he used the Force to separate them.

"Holy shit," Mae said of Master Shrek's body.

"There is more at stake than your mothers and this coven. You were both created by your mother through the Force," Squidgamer told them.

"A Force experiment from my master," Darkhelmet added.

"We are all pawns in a game between the forces of light and dark. If you want to know why the secret to your creation, you must follow us," Squidgamer said.

Osha and Mae gave each other exasperated looks. "Fuck it," they both said together.

Darkhelmet twisted his lightsaber to detach into two blades and then had them fly around the fortress. The blades hit the two patrolling Jedi, killing them instantly, and then came back together in his hand. "Hold onto me," Darkhelmet then said to the others. He dropped off the fortress edge with the other two and landed on the ground like a boss.

In the middle of the forest, they met up with Trinity, Thomen, and Notbacca. Trinity gave Darkhelmet a look. "Are you sure we can trust him?"

"I trust he wants to slay his master and replace him," Squidgamer replied.

"The way of the Sith. Very well, apprentice," Trinity allowed. "What is your master's name?"

"His identity will be obvious once we meet him," Darkhelmet evaded.

"This could be a trap," Thomen doubted.

"If he double-crosses us, I'll kill him, myself," Squidgamer promised.

"As if?" Darkhelmet scoffed.

"Betray us and I'll have you experience the deaths of everyone I have ever killed all at once in your mind," Trinity threatened.

"What of the other Jedi?" Osha said.

"We'll need a decoy," Trinity said.

At the yellow tree, Mae hung out until she was surrounded by Jedi led by Soyboy. "Lay down any weapons you have and surrender," Soyboy said timidly. "You're under arrest."

"For what? For being black?" Mae assumed.

Soyboy was taken aback by this, so he had a strong diverse female Jedi arrest her instead.

Squidgame Planet

The Scimitar landed on a landing pad on an island. Five corporate big shots exited the ship and walked down a path with Jedi sentinel lines on either side of them. One of them was a Bith and the other a Munn; they were Tenebrous and Plagueis, secret Sith Lords. As far as the Jedi knew, they were insanely rich and powerful in Galactic politics. They were escorted inside by Ki-Adi-Mundi.

"Where is the host?" Plagueis asked gruffly.

"Regrettably, some urgent business has prevented her from attending," Ki-Adi excused.

"That sounds like bullshit," Tenebrous sensed.

"She asked me to apologize on her behalf. It's just a last-minute side-quest mission," Ki-Adi said awkwardly. "The remaining games will be held as scheduled."

"I'm a difficult man to please. Be prepared to suck my dick, tonight," Plagueis warned him.

Ki-Adi sighed at that. "Shall we?"

The five VIPs entered the facility and made their way to the guest viewing suite. The room had a jungle scene to it with humanoid aliens acting as statues for the VIPs to rest on or play with. "Rest in your rooms. We'll get you when the game is ready," Ki-Adi assured them.

The Jedi/Sith team arrived on Squidgame planet ready for action. Osha went into a little seizure and then Mae suddenly teleported onto the ship where Osha was. "That's a nice trick," Trinity noted.

"Is this the place?" Mae wondered.

"We're here. My master will sense my presence here," Darkhelmet warned.

"You'll be with me at all times. I can cover your signature," Trinity said. "Squidgamer, you will have to infiltrate first. Your knowledge of the facility is fresh."

"What is this place?" Mae asked confused.

"A select group of Jedi padawans are made to play the Squidgames but only one comes out victorious. The victor is promoted to Jedi Knight. The rest do not survive," Trinity said grimly.

"Wow, what the fuck? Did you all play this game?" Mae asked shocked and appalled.

"Only one of us," Trinity said referring to Squidgamer. "It's funded by the galactic elites. They watch the games and bet on the padawans."

"That's really fucked up," Mae remarked.

"It keeps politically powerful from interfering in Jedi affairs," Trinity explained. "Now, let's move."

End

Author's Notes: In the lore of legends, Plagueis isn't a creepy monster hiding in a cave but a well-to-do businessman with political connections. The same is also true of his master. The ending here is everyone gets canceled by Plagueis just like the show.