Yummy Kisses
A One-Shot AU Wade x Logan FanFic
Rating: PG-13
Story Type: Romantic Fluff, Erotic Fluff, Cutesy
Little Plot/Synopsis: Logan Howlett(Short King Logan to be exact) and Kurt Wagner(my Kurt Variant would be David Dastmalchian) both own a bakery called Yummy Kisses, they're about to meet a cute and bubbly librarian named Wade Wilson, the 3 of them will become close immediately
*Special Guest Star Characters: Remy Lebeau(Channing Tatum Version)
Chapter One: would you like some Yummy Kisses?
*1 in the afternoon, Manhattan, New York, Logan and Kurt are opening up their cafe/bakery called "Yummy Kisses" named after their infamous Snickerdoodle Hershey's Kisses Cookies, Logan's dressed like how he was dressed in Deadpool and Wolverine except he has a name tag on and a black apron, Kurt's not hiding his blue skin and tail, he feels free and this area of Manhattan is Mutant Friendly, Kurt's wearing black like Logan and like Logan also has an apron and a name tag*
Kurt: don't you just love Fridays, Herr Logan? so many people come in and they give us their money *giggles*
Logan: *giggles* it sure is nice isn't it Bub?
Kurt: the town I'm from Munich, Germany, when I was growing up, their cafes and bakeries had the worst tasting coffee *giggles* but here in New York, oh my Goodness, so many options to choose from
Logan: you like it here better Bub? in General?
Kurt: sometimes I miss Germany, but I really love it here too, so many hunky boys
Logan: *giggles* yeah, there sure are
Kurt: you ever miss Canada?
Logan: sometimes *smiles* but we like it here don't we Bub?
Kurt: we sure do
*the door opens and the bell rings*
Logan: come on in *smiles* I'll be with you in a sec
Kurt: first customer of the day already? oh, he's cute
*Kurt runs over to Logan and giggles, whispers in his ear, "Logan, this guy's really cute, come check him out"*
Logan: alright *smiles*
*Wade walks up to the counter, Logan and Kurt come down from the mini stair-case, Wade notices how short and cute Short King Logan is, he's holding in a laugh not because he's laughing at him, but because of how adorable Logan is*
Wade: *a chaotic and loud laugh bursts out of his mouth, he can't contain himself* I am so-so sorry
*Logan looks/feels a bit offended*
Wade: *feels so horrible* Wait, I'm not laughing at you, I promise, the reason I'm laughing is because you're really cute, you just look so cute and fun sized...oh God I do not know how to talk to people...please forgive me if I offended you...
Logan: *clears throat* you think I'm cute? as in I should work at Santa's Toy Factory?
Wade: no sir, God, I am so sorry, I really am...I think you're handsome...and adorable...I just didn't expect to see an adorable fun sized guy today...
Logan: *laughs lightly, feeling better* you think I'm cute?
Wade: oh definitely *smiles*
Logan: alright, that'll do for now, but if you really wanna make it up to me, how about a date sometime?
Wade: are you serious?
Logan: you said you find me handsome right Bub?
Wade: oh God yes...*giggles* I'm sorry, I can't mask for shit
Logan: *smiles* apology accepted, but only because you felt bad and because you're handsome yourself
Wade: uh, is the date thing really happening?
Logan: *smirks* do you want it to happen?
Wade: I would love that...I know we just met...but I would love to date you...
Logan: *walks up to Wade, crosses his arms, lightly bumps his foot into Wade's on purpose, smiling mischievously* you're not so bad...four eyes... I think we just might enjoy our first date
Wade: *giggles* when and where handsome?
Logan: anywhere I guess *giggles* surprise me
Wade: when does your shift end cutey?
Logan: my shift ends at 7pm
Wade: I'd like to take you somewhere nice
Logan: *giggles* I can't believe it...
Wade: can't believe what?
Logan: I have a date tonight *smiles* with you Bub *pokes Wade's chest, giggles*
Wade: *smiles* you got a name Tiny Angel?
Logan: *smiles* it's Logan *taps his own name-tag*
Wade: oh I see! *messed with his glasses, giggles*
Logan: *giggles* you're silly and cute *smiles*
Wade: I can't believe it...
Logan: what can't you believe Bub?
Wade: I have a date tonight...with you *smiles*
Logan: you got a name yourself cutey?
Wade: Wade *smiles*
Logan: *smiles* well Wade...you coming back for me at 7? For real?
Wade: I wouldn't miss this for the world
Kurt: are you guys get in love?
*Both Logan and Wade are giggling at each other*
Logan: it's a yes from me *giggles*
Wade: *giggles* it's a yes from me too
Logan: uh...I almost forgot, I'm working
Wade: oh right *giggles*
Logan: I imagine you wanted to order something, Wade *smiles*
Wade: ah yes, I'd like to try some of those Snickerdoodle cookies that people have been raving about
Logan: ahh, you mean Yummy Kisses? would you like some Yummy Kisses?
Wade: I beg your pardon
Logan: *giggles* the cookies are called Yummy Kisses, Kurt and I created them together, we also run this store and named it after the recipe
Wade: I would love some of your Yummy Kisses *giggles*
Logan: you would? alright, here's one *grabs Wade's face and kisses him once*
*Wade is shook, even Logan shocked himself as well, Kurt's covering his mouth, in shock*
Wade: you-you kissed me...why did you kiss me?
Logan: I'm sorry...
Wade: no, wait, Logan, don't be sorry *grabs one of Logan's hands* don't be sorry...
Logan: I acted without thinking, I don't do that, not normally...
Wade: it's okay...I kind of liked it too to be honest
Logan: you did?
Wade: *nods his head meaning "yes"*
Logan: *stares into Wade's eyes* you have some strange effect on me Bub
Wade: *smiles* I feel that way too, about you
*Wade holds Logan's face, stares back into his eyes*
Wade: can I kiss you?
Logan: you want to?
Wade: I do
Logan: okay...
*Wade holds Logan's face and kisses him slowly and softly for a minute, Logan kisses back, when the kiss is over, they're both slightly shaking*
Logan: I have to go back to work Bub...
Wade: I have to get my cookies
Logan: 10 Yummy Kisses right?
Wade: oh I didn't ask for 10
Logan: 10 it is Bub...5 dollars
Wade: *hands Logan a 5 dollar bill* here you go Bub
Logan: Thank You Bub...
Kurt: cookies?
Wade: oh, thank you Mr
Kurt: it's Kurt *smiles*
Wade: have a good day Kurt...*has Tiny Wolfies dancing all over his brain*
*Wade almost leaves, Logan runs after him, despite the fact that he himself has Tiny DP's dancing on his own brain, Logan grabs Wade's arm, Wade comes back to and looks at Logan, Logan looks worried that Wade might forget*
Wade: are you okay Logan?
Logan: *nods his head "no"*
Wade: what's wrong?
Logan: we have a date tonight, please don't forget, 7pm
Wade: *kisses Logan's hand* I won't *smiles* I promise
Logan: Good *smiles*
Wade: Hug?
Logan: yes *giggles*
*Logan hugs Wade, Wade hugs back, the hug lasts a moment, they both notice how good each other smells*
Wade: *holds Logan's face* I won't forget our date okay handsome?
Logan: okay *smiles*
Wade: see you at 7
Logan: okay
*Wade squeezes Logan's hand before leaving, as soon as Wade leaves the store, Logan just stands there and partly dissociates, Kurt walks up to him, he puts a hand on his shoulder*
Kurt: *taps lightly* Herr Logan?
Logan: *turns around and looks at Kurt, comes back to the present moment* he kissed me
Kurt: you kissed him first
Logan: *sits down at one of the tables* what's happening Kurt? I just met this guy and we kissed...and now we have a date at 7?
Kurt: that's a good thing isn't it Liebling?
Logan: *gets up from the table and goes to the backroom/lounge room, Kurt follows, Logan sits on the couch* this never happened to me before...
Kurt: I know Logan...but this whole thing is so spontaneous...
Logan: it's exciting and scary...do you think he'll show up?
Kurt: he said he wouldn't miss it for the world
Logan: ...we kissed...oh my God we kissed *hides his face with his hands*
Kurt: *sits with Logan* was it nice?
Logan: *face still covered/hiding in his hands, he nods yes*
Kurt: are you okay Liebling?
*Logan uncovers his face, tears in his eyes, he sniffles and whimpers slightly*
Kurt: hey, what's wrong Liebling?
Logan: I'm nervous...and in shock...and this whole thing was just so spontaneous and fast...am I sleeping? am I sleeping on this couch and I'm gonna wake up?
Kurt: I don't think so Liebling
Logan: he likes me...
Kurt: he fancies you big time *smiles*
*Wade sits in his car in shock, still staring at the bag of 10 cookies, the Yummy Kisses, his phone goes off abruptly, he screams, he then answers it*
Wade: Remy?
Remy: whereareyouWade?
Wade: a new cafe/bakery
Remy: the bitch is leaving Wade, you can take her chair
Wade: oh Good, good, good, that's great to hear
Remy: areyouokayWadeyousoundsodisconnectedfromreality
Wade: I'm fine...I had Yummy Kisses
*to be continued in part 2/chapter 2*