Settling In With Unwanted Attention
After Sunburst had moved into Fillydelphia, he had already made plans on what he is going to do with his life.
"All right," Sunburst said, "Now I need to figure out the ancient magic tricks. Or something like that. Whatever comes first."
Sunburst was about to set things up when he heard a knock at his door. "What?" Sunburst thought, "What the heck? Who the hell would be knocking at my door?"
Sunburst then headed to his door and a large earth pony barged into his room. "Hello!" a large earth pony said.
"What the hell?!" Sunburst shouted in excitement. "I've heard that you've moved into Fillydelphia!" the earth pony said, "And I'm here to make you happy beyond your wildest imagination!"
"What?!" Sunburst shouted, "Wait a minute! Who are you first of all! I don't even know you!" "My name is Gladmane," the pony said, "And you are a amazing customer!" "Customer?!" Sunburst replied, surprised, "Of what?!" "Of Fillyelphia!" Gladmane said.
It's obvious that Gladmane has no real product to sell. He's trying to sell Sunburst happiness, which is obviously impossible.
"Look!" Sunburst said, using his magic to force Gladmane out of his room, "I've just moved here! And I can find happiness on my own! Now get out!"
Sunburst rightfully slammed the door in Gladmane's face. Sunburst can finally relax. "Finally!" he said.
"If you change your mind," Gladmane said from behind the door, leaving Sunburst a card with his number on it.
"I take it that guy won't give up," Sunburst said, "Forget him. I need to concentrate on my studying."
And that's what Sunburst set his mind onto. Without any further interruptions for the rest of the day.
But when Sunburst set out on his morning outdoor walk the following day.
"Oh no," he groaned, seeing Gladmane from behind a tree. He knows this is going to be a long day. "And I don't know who is worse," Sunburst thought to himself, "My mom, or him."