Sunset Shimmer's Slow Start
Today, Sunset Shimmer has decided to go out and do something as she had relaxed at home all day yesterday because of something unusual that had happened to her the day before.
"I wonder what should I do today?" she thought to herself as she walked out of the front door after she had her breakfast, "It is a lovely day outside. The birds are singing songs. But let me hope that today, I don't walk into unnatural places of nothing." With that, Sunset Shimmer left her home and started to walk forward.
On her way to wherever she is going, she thought about what to do, but she hadn't thought of anything. Just then, an earth pony walked out of the bushes and walked right up to Sunset Shimmer.
To Sunset Shimmer, this pony has no idea where he is. "Um, excuse me," Sunset Shimmer said to the pony, "Hello?" The earth pony did not respond to Sunset Shimmer at the moment.
Sunset Shimmer said a little bit louder, "I said hello?!" The earth pony finally turned to face Sunset Shimmer, but with a clueless look on his face. "Why?" the pony said.
"I said hello," Sunset Shimmer called again, "Were you not paying any attention?" "Why's attention?" the pony said, "What are you? Are you a continent?"
"Ok," Sunset Shimmer said, "My name is Sunset Shimmer. I am a unicorn, not a continent, silly. So what is your name?"
"Oh, Simmer," the pony said, "What did you say?" "Uh, did you not understand what I asked?" Sunset Shimmer asked the pony. "Why?" the pony replied, "Let me get this first."
The pony picked up a carrying bag. "Here?" the pony said. "What?" thought Sunset Shimmer. "I don't know," said the pony. Just then, Sunset Shimmer saw a tag on the pony's carrying bag.
It says, "If lost, return to Mountain Moron". "So your name is Mountain Moron, right?" Sunset Shimmer asked the earth pony. "Oh, yes, that's it," the earth pony, whose name is really Mountain Moron, replied, "I was just going to say that."
"Yeah right," Sunset Shimmer thought to herself, "What am I dealing with here? An idiot?"
"Can you count to carrots?" Mountain Moron asked. "Let me think about what I am dealing with here," Sunset Shimmer said as she sat down.
However, when Sunset Shimmer sat down, she jumped back up in pain, "OW!" What happened is that she had sat on a porcupine. "A porcupine?" Sunset Shimmer asked.
"Oh, you found my rabbit," Mountain Moron said, "I've been looking for it 3 seconds ago." "That's a porcupine, you idiot!" Sunset Shimmer said aggressively, "And is that thing even yours in the first place?"
"What did you say?" Mountain Moron asked. He then walked backwards.
"I was thinking about doing something for today," Sunset Shimmer said, starting to get annoyed, "And then, I ran into you! I was thinking about asking if we could do something together, and you're going on about doing stupid things!"
"What?" Mountain Moron as he walked backwards into a tree with a beehive attached to one of its weak branches.
Sunset Shimmer immediately noticed this. "That's enough with you!" she finally burst out, "You're an absolute idiot!"
With that, she ran away from Mountain Moron just as he bumped into the large tree and the beehive fell on top of him and smashed into pieces. "What?" he said.
Of course the bees, angry about having their home destroyed, swarmed around Mountain Moron. "Are you continents?" Mountain Moron asked the bees.
Sunset Shimmer had gotten far away as she heard an "OOOOOOOH!" sound. Sunset Shimmer knew what had happened. "That will teach that simpleton a lesson," she thought, "Now lets me try again."
With that, Sunset Shimmer continued on, thinking for what to do for the rest of the day. "It's still morning," she thought, "I have all day."