Going For The Better Way
The following day, Jet Set and Upper Crust were out walking together. "Nice day, today," said Jet Set. "True," Upper Crust agreed, "The child agreed." "Right," Jet Set replied, "And that is true with you." Just then, the married couple approached what looked like a poorly organized garage sale.
"Looks like some pony got nothing better to do thank throw out his or her old garbage," Jet Set said. "Old garbage?!" a voice shouted, "Why that's insulting!" "Who's there?" Upper crust asked, demandingly. That's when a unicorn pony popped out of nowhere.
"Who the hell are you?" Jet Set asked. "My name is Lickboot," the unicorn pony said, "Selling products is my game, which you called garbage!" "Well, it's true," Jet Set said. "Perhaps I could change your mind," Lickboot said in a persuading manner.
"No thanks," said Upper Crust, "We must be on our way." And the two married unicorns left, this time, in their posh attitude. "Oh well," Lickboot said, agitated. That's when another unicorn named Smarty Nerd came into Lickboot's sight. "Can I get that massage table?" Smarty Nerd asked.
Normally, this unicorn is very unsympathetic and most of the times, stupid.
Meanwhile, Jet Set and Upper Crust continued on their way. "Now we must think about what to do next," Upper Crust said. "Ok," Jet Set agreed. Just then, they came across a poster featuring a Pegasus pony named Songbird Serenade.
"Maybe we can let some pony else make their own decision," said Upper Crust, "Like this one." "Yes," Jet Set agreed, "Wanna go see her perform someday? Whenever she comes?" "Yes," Upper Crust agreed, "Someday, but not right now." "I understand," Jet Set replied, "I know, my love." "And it won't be just us," Upper Crust said.
That's when Jet Set and Upper Crust notice a pony named Smarty Nerd. Right now, he is being beaten up by a massage table. "Ow!" he exclaimed, "Stop it! Stop it!" "Now that's amusing," said Upper Crust. "I agree, my love," Jet Set said.
What happened was that the massage table Smarty Nerd bought from Lickboot malfunctioned and attacked him. "I think we'll leave that problem up to him," Jet Set said. "Right," Upper Crust agreed, "That stupid pony's products are garbage." "True that," Jet Set agreed. And the two continued on their way.