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Oxford Not Brogues

I Spy

Chapter One

Seras, the two month, yellow haired, little vampire stood utterly bored out of her mind in the conference room. Sir Integra and the rest of her colleagues sat around the table discussing vampire activities, the increase of the vampire population, and how Hellsing was slacking on their chores, which was rubbish. Seras has already been on ten successful missions in the last three days. She was bloody tired and today was supposed to be her night off, but she was called into this bleeding meeting just to be openly criticized by the Round Table. Supposedly, Alucard had no right saving her life by turning her into a vampire. Seras hated being a vampire, but she wasn't complaining about Alucard saving her and she didn't think it was too polite that people were bitching about it right in front of her.

Eventually, her master and Sebastian were pulled into the meeting to discuss what happened that night in Cheddar and why she was transformed when Hellsing is supposed to be destroying these creatures. So, the elder vampire and demon both gave their sides of the story and Alucard gave his reason by saying that he had grown bored and wanted a new toy to play with. Of course this got Sir Integra in trouble for not having better control of her pets. And now here they were, arguing back and forth. The Hellsing sat calmly at the head of the table, hiding a subtle smirk behind her cigar that she occasionally puffed on. Seras, Alucard, and Sebastian had yet to be dismissed so they stood by and just listened to it all. Well, sort of. Her master and the demon were immersed and amused by the conversation, but Seras was off in her own little world.

Bags underlined her eyes and she blinked stupidly at a wall as random thoughts came and went. She went from wondering why strawberries were red to missing the taste of chocolate to getting a Beach Boys' song stuck in her head. Seras sighed through her nose while her eyes wandered the room. They flickered up towards the ceiling and she subconsciously started to count the tiles. But after getting to twelve, she grew bored and decided to look elsewhere. Her wandering eyes found their way to Alucard and Sebastian who stood across from her on Sir Integra's left side. Their attention was drawn to the men that argued back and forth so the Draculina was able to stare openly at them. Her eyes started at their hair. Her master's hair was a little wild and fuller while Sebastian's hair was far more tamable and framed his face elegantly. The lights above reflected off their deep, dark locks. Her eyes trailed down to admire their facial features. Alucard had strong jaw, deep red eyes, and his soft pink lips were pulled into his trademark grin. Sebastian had flawless pale skin and almost warm-like brown eyes that reminded Seras of the chocolate she so missed.

Her eyes skimmed over the rest of them until they arrived to a place she had never dared look. A couple of days ago, during a ride to a mission, Seras overheard some of the female soldiers talking about Michaelis. They giggled and blushed as they talked about being able to see the outline of his penis. The little vampire narrowed her curious blue eyes on Sebastian's groin and she was not disappointed. Faintly, she could see a crease, or rather outline, of his dick resting in his right pant leg. Seras' mouth just about fell open.

Sebastian was well hung! She thought to herself. How big was he though? By the looks of it he was maybe…six or seven inches. Damn, can that even fit inside of a woman?! How do well hung men have sex? How does Sebastian have sex? Does he have sex? When was the last time he fucked? Would he want to fuck me? No, Seras! Too far, too far! But…would he? What would it be like to have sex with a demon? Nah, what would it be like to have sex with Sebastian? Was he marvelous in bed? A real beast? Oh, he just had to be! Look at him! He's gorgeous and he's perfect at everything! What about Master? Seras' eyes flickered towards her Sire's groin and she searched for an outline. The search didn't take long. Just the same she found the outline of his dick as it rested comfortably in his left pant leg. How do they decide which pant leg to put it in? Is one way more comfortable for them or do they flip a coin every time they get dressed? Was it annoying to be so large? It was annoying to be large breasted at times. Maybe it was the same for well hung men? What was it like running for them with that giant thing between their legs? At least theirs doesn't come up and just about hit them in the face. Seriously, large breasts are such a pain. Maybe I should think about breast reduction? Can vampires have surgeries like that? Won't it just grow back whatever they take out? How do my healing abilities work? Surfing in the USA. UGH! Where did that come from? Why is that bloody song stuck in my head? Where have I heard it recently? Oh, well. Man, Master is thick! I've never imagined Master naked before, but I bet he wouldn't look half bad in the nude. What would he look like naked, naked and lying in my bed?

"POLICE GIRL!" Sir Integra shouted while she slammed her hand down hard on the conference table. Seras jumped what felt like ten feet. Her eyes flickered upwards and she was horrified to see that Alucard and Sebastian were looking directly at her with arched brows and a smirk on their lips. Her face darkened with a blush before she glanced at her human master who looked beyond furious.

"Sir?" Seras muttered awkwardly while she cupped the back of her head in humiliation.

"I called you about five damn times?! Where in the hell is your head today?! Why were you just standing there gawking at your master and Michaelis?!" Sir Integra shouted at her and she gestured a hand at her pets. The little vampire laughed nervously while the blush on her cheeks worsened.

"Sorry, Sir, I spaced out." The Draculina apologized softly.

"Since you're being completely useless, why don't you just let yourself out; you're dismissed." The Hellsing ordered her while she leaned back in her chair and looked away from Police Girl dismissively. Seras' smiled faltered and she nodded her head in agreeance.

"Yes, Sir. Sorry," And with those final words, Seras left the conference room and returned back to her own room for much needed rest.

"Rest damn it!" The little vampire snarled at herself an hour later. She sat at her table in the middle of her bedroom. Her head was placed on top of the table, her one arm was outstretched, and the other was placed in front of her face. She watched her fingers lightly caress over the wooden surface while she tried to shut down her brain, but she just couldn't fall asleep. Ever since Walter replaced her perfectly good bed with a stupid coffin, Seras hasn't had a good night of sleep. She tried several times to sleep in her coffin, fill it with blankets and pillows for extra comfort, but nothing helped and she could never find sleep. By midafternoon, she would always find herself at the table trying to sleep. Sometimes she was able to drift off into sleep, but her dreams were always so…sexual. She would always find herself dreaming about Alucard and/or Sebastian. At first, it started out innocent with just light conversation or a touch here and there. But after a week or two, she would find them…kissing her. She would be thrown up against a wall or on top of Sir Integra's desk. Eventually, the kissing became…touching. Their hands would explore every inch of her body to the point where her flesh would be burning and she would be aching for release.

Seras was more than ashamed to be dreaming of them in such a way. She was disgusted with herself, but…she secretly loved it, even though it was also so very confusing. When she was human, she had random dreams that she couldn't control. But the day she became a vampire, her dreams were all about Alucard and Sebastian and she was always able to control every little thing she would do and say. And if she wasn't dreaming about them, she was in some form of darkness where all there would be was a voice. The soothing, baritone voice would whisper orders to her that she would obey without hesitation. Touch yourself, It would whisper and she would listen. Add another finger. Whatever it wanted. Twist it until it hurts. She always obeyed. Use your claws…Clean the blood away; lick it.

Some nights it went easy on her and others she could practically taste and feel how hungry it was for her body. He would make her do strange and painful things that she would never have even considered trying. At first, biting her claws into her flesh was painful and she hated it. But now she can't get enough of it. Now the voice didn't even have to tell her, she was already slicing into her flesh before he could give her the order. And she knew, even though he never said anything, she knew it pleased him greatly and that fed her pride. She would do anything for him; when he was pleased, she was pleased. But the voice and those strange dreams with Alucard and Sebastian wasn't even the craziest part. When she wakes, she would find that everything she did in her dream was happening in reality. Her clothes would be undone, claw marks would cover her body, and her fingers were wet from when she thrashed them along her pulsating and sensitive pussy.

That's why it was always so upsetting when days like these came and she couldn't find sleep. "Sleep," She grumbled to herself. "Please, sleep." Slowly, the girl closed her eyes and waited for sleep. Her fingers stopped moving across the wooden surface and her breathing evened out to a slow, gentle rhythm. She hadn't exactly fallen asleep, but she drifted between reality and unconsciousness. It was so quiet, so peaceful, and she was so tired. She tucked one of her arms under her head to use as a pillow and tried to fall deeper into that darkness that would lead her to sweet dreams. But her concentration was interrupted when she heard footsteps. By the sounds of it, it was boots meeting with concrete. The hairs on the back of her neck rose and a shiver shot down her spine. The footsteps stopped right behind her. It was a long minute of silence before she heard the familiar sound of clothing brushing together. Seras jumped slightly in her chair when that same person tangled his fingers in her hair.

"Seras," Came a low, hypnotic whisper. Hearing the voice, her body felt heavier and she became completely dazed, willing to listen and do anything that familiar voice tells her. This was the first time she had ever heard the voice outside of her dreams or at least that's what she thought. It dawned on her that whoever possessed that voice, he was here in her room with her. But the little Police Girl couldn't find the strength to even open her eyes. The voice hadn't bid it so she had to keep them closed. "You are going to make the most perfect mate." The voice chuckled after hearing her thoughts. "We haven't been able to visit you in your dreams as of lately, Seras, and I'm sorry for that. It appears you've been having trouble sleeping ever since those humans removed your bed, and I suppose the coffin isn't to your liking? Too uncomfortable? That's alright. I don't mind sharing my coffin. It will be far more comfortable than yours; it's lavished with the finest of silks and is big enough for two. And if that's not comfortable enough, I'm sure my arms are." He went on softly and she could just tell that he was smiling from the sound of his voice. The fingers slipped from her hair. "You may open your eyes now, Seras."

The little vampire did exactly as she was told. She ever so slowly opened her eyes to see her plain bedroom wall and lonesome wardrobe. It was quiet in the room once more. It was unsettling and yet soothing to her. She wanted the voice to keep speaking to her, but at the same time, she was so…excited…maybe even a little scared to finally see who that voice belonged to. Seras carefully sat up straight in her chair. Her hands slid off of the table to land lightly in her lap and she took in the rest of her empty room. She could sense more than one presence behind her. Something inside of her, buried in her mind somewhere, she knew who they were. But for some reason, perhaps their doing, her head just reeled every time she tried placing a face to that voice. The Draculina just sat there while her eyes fell towards the surface of her table. She wanted to turn around and face them, but some part of her was too nervous to, too shocked.

"Those dreams," Seras started, but didn't finish. She just continued to sit there and stare at her table in disbelief.

"Were real?" Another familiar voice whispered making her eyes widen even though she already knew of his existence in the room. "Yes," He agreed softly. "Every single dream since your transformation,"

"Why?" She whispered in monotone. She didn't sound angry or scared or even excited.

"How would you have felt knowing that we're your mates?" Alucard whispered to her. "How would you have felt lying with monsters for the rest of eternity?" Seras didn't answer to that, not that he was expecting one. But her silence did sting them. "It was far easier visiting you in your dreams and showing you our desire for you. While dreaming, you're not shy. You go for what you want and you do what you want because you know there aren't any consequences. Do you recall the first night we visited you? You thought it was merely a dream, but we talked all day, from sunrise until sunset. And every night then, we continued to talk to you until you were comfortable in our presence."

"And then you tested the waters by kissing me?" Seras whispered. "To see how I would react?"

"If we had done any of this in real life, Seras, even just approach you to converse, you would have been frightened to death." Sebastian responded.

"Frightened?" She repeated sadly. "No," She had started, but the demon cut her off.

"You would have been far too shy, Seras." He corrected himself. "Again, you're not shy in your dreams because you think there are no consequences. You happily spoke with us for hours in your dream."

"You've been…training me." She whispered while she pieced it all together. "You've been training me to…fall in love with you guys. You've been training me to…satisfy all of your needs. You've been training me to become the perfect mate."

"Think about it, Seras." Alucard spoke up. "If we had done any of those things to you in real life, you would have been scared of us. But in a dream, it all goes away and we can try again and again and again until you start to like it, even crave for it."

"I don't think a whipping is something I should be craving for, Master. You've made me depraved; a masochist." Seras whispered in disbelief and she hid her face away in her hands. "I'm a masochist," She continued to whisper and shakes her head while she groaned. "And you are both sadists. Oh, God."

"Not entirely," Her master corrected her. "You're a bit of a sadist since we taught you that we like pain and you seem to greatly enjoy inflicting pain onto us." The small blonde shot straight up in her chair with wide eyes.

"I thought those were only dreams!" She exclaimed in embarrassment. She fisted her hair in both hands before she slumped down in her chair in utter humiliation. And then something clicked in the girl's head and she once more bolted up right in her chair. "Wait!" She shouted and she swung around in her chair to finally look up at Alucard and Sebastian. "We had sex! Does that mean I'm no longer a virgin?! Can I lose my virginity like that?!" A gentle grin crossed over her master's face and he lightly waved his hand at her.

"No," He reassured her with a deep chuckle. "They were only dreams, Seras." He reminded her. "We haven't had sex with your physical form…yet." Seras furrowed her brows with a frown and she relaxed a little more in her chair.

"Wait," She muttered again. "If none of those dreams were real, then how come I woke up from time to time with my clothing undone and my body covered in claw marks?"

"You did that," Sebastian chuckled. "Whenever we told you to touch yourself, you would get a little too frisky."

"Of course I did," She grumbled under her breath and her eyes fell downwards. But the second she found her eyes gazing at their groins once again, she instantly rolled her head to the side to stare at a wall. A faint blush appeared on her cheeks and she avoided all eye contact.

"This is exactly what we mean." Alucard snickered while he gestured a hand towards her. "If you were dreaming right now you would have been on top of us the second we stepped foot into this room. But since this is real life there are consequences, so you're back to being shy, little Police Girl."

"I just found out that not only you guys are my mates, Master, but all of my dreams of you two fucking my brains out are real." Seras whispered and after a long few seconds of silence she looked back up at them. "What made you guys decide to tell me the truth?" She asked with a shrug. "You were both so worried about how I would feel about it all. Why today? Why now after two months of keeping it a secret?" Both males pulled off a mischievous smirk that sent a pleasant shiver down the girl's spine.

"Because you did something that you've never done before." Alucard answered, looking more than pleased.

"Look at your groins?" She admitted sheepishly and lowered her head to hide her shame.

"Well, there's that." Sebastian responded with a chuckle.

"You looked at us with desire in your eyes. You wanted us for the first time ever outside of your dreams. You weren't afraid of looking at us. You weren't afraid of thinking about us in such a sexual way. You wanted us." Alucard repeated proudly and his dark red eyes simmered with lust and hunger.

"You guys heard my thoughts too? That's so damn embarrassing!" Seras groaned.

"Telepathy is very much like an intercom, Seras, and you leave your intercom on all the time." Sebastian explained to her.

"How in the hell am I supposed to know which thoughts are private and which thoughts are being thrown at you two?! Neither of you could have told me that my thoughts are constantly out in the open?!" The little vampire shouted.

"Well, we needed to be sure that your thoughts of us would change over time." The demon responded with a wave of his hand. "It was easier to hear every thought of yours instead of having to dig through your mind to find the answers we needed. By the way, strawberries have a chemical in them called anthocyanins. When anthocyanins are in an acidic solution, the object, or the strawberry in this case, appears red."

"Your facts are boring," Alucard stated in annoyance. He continued to stare down at his Childe, but this time in disappointment. "Seras, we need to know how you feel about this. Are you angry with us? Are you scared?" The disappointment vanished from his eyes to be replaced with pain. "Will you not accept us as your mates now that you know the truth?" Seras' gaze fell back towards the ground and a look of disappointment crossed over her face, worrying the males.

"We had to, Seras." Sebastian tried defending themselves. "I know that it was wrong to trick you into loving and desiring us, but it was the only way. You would have never even looked at us if we passed you in the hall. You would have went on seeing us as monsters as so many do. We didn't want you to see us that way. We wanted you to look at us differently and to love us." He didn't know if she was listening or not, but he tried to get through to her in a state of panic. His heart felt like it was being wrenched from his chest. He just wanted his mate's approval. He wanted to know that all was good between them and that she wasn't mad at him for what they did. He just…wanted to finally be with his mate without having to lie to her anymore.

"The only way was to trick you into thinking that you wanted us." Sebastian continued on. On this note, Seras got up from her chair causing his heart to speed up in his chest. Again, he panicked thinking that she was either going to barge out of this room or pick up the chair and throw it at them. But instead she stood up on it so she was a little less than a foot higher than them. Oh, great, she was inclining to their level to hit them. The demon thought while he gazed up at her. "Please, don't be mad, Seras." He was bewildered when Seras grabbed him by the chin just to kiss him hard on the mouth. His eyes widened in pure shock as he felt her lips move against his slowly and lovingly. Before he could fully comprehend their kiss, the Draculina was pulling away to smirk down at him.

"Will you shut up?" She snickered with a light shake of her head. "I'm not mad,"

"You're not?" Alucard and Sebastian responded simultaneously. Seras glanced at her master and her smirk widened while she shook her head once more.

"No," She whispered. "I don't exactly agree with what you guys did, but I would be lying if I said that I didn't enjoy it." The smirk then dropped from her lips and her fingers slipped from the demon's chin as she stood up straighter on the chair. "I'm sorry if I made you guys feel like you couldn't approach me. I never meant to make you guys feel like you couldn't even talk to me. I understand that visiting me in my dreams was the only way you both could get close to me. But…do you think that maybe you guys weren't exactly worried about me being shy and that you two were just…nervous talking to me? It's like you said. In the dreams there are no consequences, you can just try again and again and again until its right. I think you guys were just afraid of taking the risk by speaking to me and getting rejected. I'm shy, but I would have…talked to you both if you had wanted to talk." The little vampire then snickered. "It's funny. This entire time I thought you two hated me or something, only to find out that you were both too nervous to just talk to me." The males stared at her looking stunned from what she said.

"Nervous?" The males repeated her again as the little vampire hopped down off of her chair.

"We don't get nervous." Sebastian corrected her. "Especially not around women. We were just trying to give you some space since you didn't seem to like us very much."

"You two were nervous." Seras chuckled. "I bet you both have flirted with women that didn't like you and ended up persuading them into sleeping with you." The males grimaced. They absolutely refused to believe that they were actually nervous to talk to their mate, but it was the only logical thing. Visiting her dreams there weren't consequences, no fear of rejection because they could just try again the next day. Their conversation was interrupted by the ringing of a phone. The little vampire practically skipped across the room, still giggling at the thought of them being too nervous to talk to her. As she picked up the phone to answer it, she spun on her heel and leaned back against the desk so she could stare openly at her mates. Such a sadistic, sexy smirk crossed over her lips as she let it be known to them that she was checking them out.

"I'm here, Sir." She answered. "Sorry," She apologized several seconds after. Those lovely blue eyes of hers trailed down their bodies to once more look at their groins. Sebastian wagged his finger at his naughty mate. The little heathen giggled and her eyes bolted back to their faces. "Sorry, Sir, I wasn't laughing at you. And yes, I'm sorry for the way I acted earlier." Seras subconsciously nodded her head as her boss continued to lecture her. "Yes, it was unprofessional." The looks she was giving them, she was practically begging to get fucked. Alucard tilted forward and held out a hand to crook a finger, beckoning her to him. Silently he ordered her to get off the phone. The girl's eyes widened and her mouth fell open from that sexual look in her master's eyes. From there Alucard and Sebastian could hear Sir Integra screaming Seras' name. Snapping out of that trance, the small blonde shook her head. "Sorry, Sir, I'm just a bit distracted at the moment." The Draculina frowned as the Hellsing proceeded to shout at her. "Well, Master and Sebastian are here, that's why. Master was just about to lecture me for earlier." Saying this brought a bashful smile to her lips. But once more that smile was gone in a flash. "Hold on," She lowered the phone and looked back at her mentors. "She wants to speak to one of you." Sebastian sighed before walking across the room to take the phone from her. He raised it to his ear.

"Yes, Sir?" He greeted the Hellsing. His eyes flickered to Seras then. "Are you sure, Sir?" Sighing once more, he caved. "Very well," He then unexpectedly slapped the back of Seras' head. The small blonde hunched over and cupped the back of her paining head.

"Ow!" She exclaimed. "Why did you do that?!"

"I apologize, Seras, but she ordered me to." Sebastian muttered while the Hellsing talked to him. The demon went silent as he listened to what she had to say. After a long moment of complete silence, he finally spoke. "Yes, Sir, Alucard and I will be there in a minute." He then hung up the phone before glancing over at the elder vampire. "She wishes for us to report to her office. I believe it's for a mission but she didn't say."

"Of course, just when Seras was finally starting to seduce us." Alucard snickered. The Draculina still rubbed over the back of her head where the demon hit her. In attempt to soothe her, Sebastian moved her hands aside and rubbed over that sore area.

"It's not like Seras is going anywhere. She'll be here after we've completed the mission." Michaelis responded. He then glanced at the little vampire and smirked at her. "Since Alucard and I will be leaving, and god knows how long before we return, would you like to sleep in the bed in my room? I don't use it since demons rarely need sleep, and you've been having trouble sleeping since you have no bed." Seras gave him a timid look.

"Really? You won't mind?" She asked in a whisper. His smirk became a warm smile and he gently laughed at her silly question.

"No, I won't mind." He answered. His fingers continued massaging over her scalp, but he had no idea if that was helping with the pain or not. "I'm sorry for hitting you; that was all Integra. And I'm also sorry for not knowing my own strength. I guess I hit a little too hard."

"Yeah," Seras snickered and a dark blush decorated her cheeks. If possible those gorgeous blue eyes of hers practically sparkled with that lovely smile of hers. "It's alright though. I know it was Integra…or from Integra, not you, and I know you can't really disobey an order she gives you." Her eyes flickered to the runes on the back of his white gloves. She frowned at the ancient symbols that bound him and Alucard to the Hellsing. She wondered what would happen if they did disobey an order. Was literally impossible for them to disobey? Or would they suffer from unbearable pain? What was the pain like?

"Almost like an electric sensation." Alucard answered her private thoughts. Seras didn't mind though. She curiously glanced over at her Sire and she was a little stunned to see him looking so serious. His lips didn't hold that grin she had grown so accustomed to seeing. His eyes were stern as they stared directly into hers.

"Like you're being electrocuted?" Seras questioned with furrowed brows.

"More or less," Alucard responded with a shrug. He uncrossed one of his arms to inspect the runes on the gloves. "It comes with this burning feeling, like a red hot poker is being pressed against our skins. The same burning feeling if you were to step out into the sun." His eyes flickered back to her face then. "It's not pleasant, even for us who have grown used to pain. I certainly don't recommend you to ever piss off a Hellsing, like I did. I don't want you to ever experience this kind of pain, Seras." The elder vampire then flashed a small grin that was meant to ease his mate. "Go rest. We'll be back in a couple of hours." He promised her softly. The demon's fingers stilled against her head before he listened down to kiss her hair. Seras glanced up at Sebastian as his fingers slipped from her hair. He walked off to leave with her master.

"What…" The little vampire started but trailed off. The males looked back at her. "What's going to happen once you guys get back?" She asked and her blush darkened. Her master's grin manifested to large and frightening. He cackled softly before answering.

"Wait and see, Draculina." Alucard purred.

End of Chapter One

I hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter.

Oxford Not Brogues