Good evening,

The story was written with the song Cherry Pie by Warrant in mind.

I hope you guys enjoy.

Oxford Not Brogues

Cherry Pie

Part One

2029

The No Life Queen was in her bedroom standing in front of a full length mirror to check out the new outfit she had bought recently. She was wearing dark grey jeans that really defined her ass and a black lace camisole that cradled her large breasts beautifully while showing some cleavage. Seras, unfortunately, wasn't able to wear camisoles because of her damn left arm that was made up of nothing more but black matter. The Draculina groaned softly as her dark red eyes went up and down her body. She really loved the outfit she put together. It was super cute! But that bloody arm of hers made it impossible for her to wear it proudly, even with it being in the form of an arm instead of wild wisps and flames. She had even made an extra effort by putting on some mascara and lipstick, and curling her hair a little to give it a more wavy, bouncy look. It was a rare feeling, but she was quite pleased with how it turned out. Deciding not to let her flame arm bother her, Seras smiled. Besides, it's not like she was going out in public. She planned on staying in tonight.

Taking one last glance at her reflection, she couldn't help but think back to when she was a fledgling just when the Wild Geese were hired. Quite often, the Wild Geese tried different ways to get Seras to either bend over, so someone could slap her ass, or get her to show cleavage in some way. A soldier would 'accidentally' drop something and pretend not to notice, taking full advantage of her kindness to return the dropped object to its owner. Other times someone would 'accidentally' spray her with water to make her shirt see through or bump into her to cop a feel. The Draculina was embarrassed to admit that it took her a while before seeing the pattern. She got groped and her ass slapped often. The way those soldiers would cheer or laugh afterwards, it was like they just won the lottery. They were so happy. It always made her self conscious and, even though she hated it, it always made her the tiniest bit flattered.

It seemed like wherever she was, even though she wasn't trying to, Seras was able to capture any guy's attention. However, there were two men she could think of that never, ever stopped to even look her way no matter what she was saying or doing. Alucard, who returned only three months ago, and Sebastian were unfazed by her existence…which she found quite disappointing. The smile vanished from Seras' face while it felt like her heart dropped in a hole of anguish. The girl mindlessly played with a loose string on her camisole as she hung her head in shame. For the last thirty years, Seras has been hopelessly devoted to them. She still wasn't sure if it was a stupid little crush or…if she loved them. And since Alucard returned, Seras was hoping to finally lose her virginity.

A part of her was praying and waited anxiously for her mentors to magically make the first move, but she was starting to think it was never going to happen. Why would it? She scoffed and shook her head. They haven't paid her any mind in the last thirty years. Why would they suddenly look her way and choose to have sex with her? The No Life Queen then had to wonder something. Did her mentors not find her attractive? Or did they find no one attractive? Looking back at her reflection, Seras had to wonder why she truly decided to get a new outfit, put on makeup, and do up her hair. Was she doing it for herself or…was she trying to get their attention? She supposed on some level she knew that she was trying to tempt Alucard and Sebastian. Hell, even if they didn't have sex with her, she would be satisfied if they glanced her way for just once or even react to her body by smirking or showing desire. Something. Anything.

A smirk cracked Seras' face as confidence and determination burned brilliantly in her dark, sinister eyes. The No Life Queen reminded herself that she wasn't afraid of anything. If she wanted something, she went for it. Just because she wanted Alucard and Sebastian shouldn't be any reason for her to back down and be afraid. No, she was going to go for it! If they didn't show any interest and or rejected her, then at least she'll finally be able to put those feelings to rest and move on with her damn life. But in the meantime she will see this as a challenge! The smirk on her face widened to show off her sharp incisors and she couldn't help but giggle maniacally.

Hopefully by tonight she will be riding Sebastian hard into the mattress or being fucked so hard by Alucard on top of the table that it breaks under them. Maybe both. What a delicious thought. She couldn't wait. Now all she had to do was get them in here. Seclude and seduce them. Nonchalantly, Seras walked to the middle of her room, grabbed an empty mug from her table, and placed it upside down on the floor. She then put on a big show to draw in her prey. With ease, she put a look of pure horror on her face as she worked up some tears.

"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" The 'helpless' girl screamed on the top of her lungs. "MAS-" To her bewilderment, before she could even finish calling for her mentors, Alucard and Sebastian immediately appeared in her room looking concerned.

"Seras?" The elder vampire called her name as his eyes took in their surroundings to see why she was screaming. The demon checked her over, looking for any visible wounds.

"What is it?" Sebastian asked. It stunned her seeing how disturbed the men looked, as if they were expecting to find her bleeding or dead. Her great hearing picked up on the sounds of their racing hearts. Wow! Did Alucard and Sebastian actually care about her wellbeing? It warmed her heart. If she wasn't trying to manipulate them, she would have smiled. When her mentors saw that nothing was wrong and that Seras was all dolled up, their demeanor changed in a blink of an eye. The dark haired males' backs straightened while they looked befuddled.

"There's a big spider!" Seras exclaimed as she pointed at the upside down mug. Neither of them bothered looking down at the mug. Sebastian frowned while he arched a brow. The males looked her up and down, but there was not an ounce of desire in their eyes. The demon, however, did show a hint of realization.

"There's no spider. You're lying." Sebastian claimed. "You're wearing makeup."

"And your hair is different." Alucard added, sounding somewhat disappointed. The No Life Queen dropped the act and instead smirked up at them. Brushing away her fake tears, she then placed her hands behind her back and flashed them an 'innocent' look while bating her long lashes at them.

"But I trapped the spider under the mug." She played with them. "It's so big and intimidating." She whispered these words, using her best seductive voice she could. "Help me release him." Her mentors remained unfazed by the words she used. They only stood there and blinked at her, looking puzzled still.

"There's no spider, Miss. Victoria." Sebastian used a strict tone. The Draculina laughed, making her sound sweet and yet…evil to their ears. Seras purposely swayed her hips as she walked her way back over to the mug. Then, in a sexy way that will give them a perfect view of her ass in those tight fitting jeans, Seras bent over.

"God, you're so smart, Sebastian." The No Life Queen purred as she lifted the mug, showing that there was no spider underneath. "However, did you become so smart?" To her displeasure, Alucard and Sebastian showed no emotion but anger as they stared directly at her ass. That was not the reaction she was hoping for! The smirk faltered on her face. Her mentors looked so unbelievably furious.

"You're flaunting yourself. You want our attention." The demon accused her angrily. She witnessed Alucard clench his hands into tight, shaking fists. And then that's when she noticed the Hellsing runes on their gloves were glowing a bright red. She found it peculiar, but didn't pay any mind to it as she glanced back up at them. "Why?" Refusing to give up on seducing them, Seras slowly stood up right. She ran one of her hands up her leg and over her torso as she came up into a straight position.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Seras laughed before she ran that hand further up. Those delicate fingers caressed over her neck, purposely arching her throat to further tempt them, and then she buried her fingers in her hair. Sebastian gritted his teeth while his red eyes burned fiercely in their sockets. "So, do you like what I did with my hair?"

"It's cute," Alucard answered truthfully, but still looked greatly disappointed as he stared at her. "But I hope this isn't a permanent change because I like how you had your hair before." The smirk disappeared completely from her face as her eyes widened.

"Really?" She whispered. Alucard liked her old hairstyle? Her heart rate spiked in pure excitement. There was something he liked about her! "It's not permanent." The smirk returned to her face then and her lashes lowered halfway over her heated gaze. "I'm just experimenting." The Draculina breathed, hoping they were currently picturing her with a girl. Something had to turn them on and she was so determined to find it!

"What are you doing, Seras?" Sebastian asked in a deep sigh, looking beyond frustrated.

"Nothing," Seras replied with a shrug as she casually enclosed the space between her and Alucard. Ever so slyly, the No Life Queen stretched her arms upwards as she thrust out her breasts, pressing them against her master's chest. The girl then gave a fake yawn. "Wow, it's been such a long and hard night. But I suppose I'm not entirely worn yet, Master, if there's something you want to do." Alucard's eyes instantly flickered down to stare at her breasts, but the look on his face still hadn't changed. If anything, he looked angrier. Lowering her arms to boldly place her hands on his chest, she proceeded. "You know, I've always loved calling you Master. It's kind of thrilling. Don't you think, Master? Do you like having such a devoted servant eager to obey and fulfill all of your needs and wants?" Alucard's upper lip curled into a sneer as he glared at her breasts. What the hell was she doing wrong?! Were they really not attracted to her?! Seras' arms dropped back down and she sighed heavily in frustration. Okay, maybe she'll have better luck with Sebastian?

"Sebastian," The Draculina practically moaned his name as she stepped towards him. She brought her face close, leaving only an inch between their lips. Seductively, she placed her arms over his shoulders before burying her fingers in his hair. She further teased him by playing with those black strands and gently tugging his locks. "Sebastian," She whispered and pressed her entire body up against him. The demon gave a breathy hiss and instantly pulled his hips back away from her. Alarmed by him hissing right in her face like that, Seras instantly took the hint and backed away. Her fingers slipped out of his silky hair as she took several steps back away from the seething monsters. What the fuck did she have to do in order to get some bloody sexual reaction out of them?!

Glowering at them for being so damn stubborn, and being too stubborn herself to give up, Seras did the first thing she could think of. The Draculina grabbed her camisole by the hem and lifted her shirt to flash her bare breasts at them. Again, her mentors' eyes shot down to focus on what she wanted to show them, but she still received no reaction from them.

"What the hell?!" Seras growled before she pulled her camisole back down over her breasts. When her breasts were hidden from them once more, the monsters glanced back up to make eye contact with her. "Are you both truly that dead that you can't even smile when a girl shows you her boobs?! Are you desensitized to breasts and asses?! Or am I not attractive to either of you?! Please, tell me because not getting any type of reaction from either of you but anger is very frustrating!" Simultaneously, the males frowned. However, before they could say anything, Seras proceeded. "I got a new outfit, put on makeup, and curled my hair! Is it my arm?!" She asked as she raised her black shadowy arm. "Does it bother you guys?! Is it unattractive?! Or is it just me that's unattractive?! God! You both can really make a girl feel so self conscious and unwanted!"

Again, before either man could say anything to her, Seras jumped forward onto her tiptoes, wrapped her arms around Sebastian's neck, and kissed him right on the mouth. The demon stood there and watched her, looking composed and disinterested in her advances. Sighing through his nose, the demon gently pushed the girl off of him. Looking wounded, Seras slowly took a step back as she frowned up at him. Did he really feel nothing? Feeling like an utter fool, the No Life Queen lowered her gaze before licking over her lips.

"I'm sorry," Seras whispered a moment later. "All of that was completely inappropriate behavior. I just…I just have to know why. Why do guys I don't want flirt and harass me? But…those I do want, they…you guys don't even notice me. Just once I want to be able to…stun you both or make you do a double take or something. Why can't I do it? Why can't I make you guys feel desire or even just a brief moment of joy? A smile! Anything! Is it me?"

"Believe me, Draculina, it's not you." Alucard responded before her mentors turned their backs on her. "You have no idea what you've done to us."

"Master?" Seras perked up as hope appeared in her eyes. "What do you mean by that?" But her question was ignored.

"Stay put," Her master ordered in his thunderous voice. "Don't move. Don't change. If things work out, Michaelis and I will return shortly."

"Master?" The little vampire repeated, but they were gone. Don't move, don't change, and they'll be back shortly? What the hell was going on? Where were they going and what were they doing? He also said that she had no idea what she had done to them. Did that mean she had…turned them on? From what was said, it sounded like when they did get back…they might have sex with her. Or was she just hearing what she wanted to hear? Obediently, Seras sat down at her table as she stared anxiously at her bedroom door. How long will they be gone for?

"Master," Alucard practically growled as he stormed into the Hellsing's dimly lit office. With a fierce look in his eyes, the demon followed close behind. Sir Integra sat quietly at her desk, completely unfazed by their disruption in her work. Calmly, the elderly lady lifted her head to look at them with her one good eye. For the first time in a very long time she saw nothing but fury in their hellish eyes, and it was directed towards her. The Hellsing sighed heavily. What was their problem this time? Approaching her desk, Alucard placed his hands on the polished mahogany and leaned over it to glower at her. "You must retract your order pertaining to the Police Girl."

"And which order would that be, Alucard?" Sir Integra asked as she leaned back in her chair and interlocked her fingers.

"Disallowing us to be sexually and romantically involved with our own mate." The No Life King snarled, thoroughly sexually frustrated, especially after the little show his mate put on for them.

"It was necessary," The Hellsing responded with a deep sigh. Since implementing that order when the Police Girl was brought to the Organization, Alucard and Sebastian had been on her case. It seemed like at least once or twice a month, the monsters would storm into her office and demand she renounce her previous order. "I didn't know your intentions with Seras. I didn't want you morons hurting the girl or taking advantage of her."

"It's been thirty years. We have proven that Seras means more to us than just a person we can have sex with." Sebastian intervened as he came up beside the elder vampire.

"We haven't been able to evolve our relationship with her in thirty years because of your damn order. She has no idea what she means to us because we were forced to stay silent and keep our distance." Alucard growled.

"Now, Seras is trying ever so hard to seduce us and we can't do anything about it." The demon added.

"Seras, really?" Sir Integra questioned in surprise. "I honestly didn't think she had the spine to try such a thing with either of you." She laughed.

"Well?" Alucard asked. "Will you retract your order and finally allow us to be with our mate? Or will you continue to stand in our way?" The Hellsing sat there for a moment and studied both monsters. Finally, after a few seconds, she sighed and let her shoulders sag in defeat.

"Is she truly your mate or is that only a ploy so you can have an intimate relationship with her?" Sir Integra asked them carefully.

"What would be the point of lying about such a thing?" The demon raised his voice as the look in his eyes darkened.

"Lower your voice or so help me I'll prolong tormenting you." She threatened. The demon closed his eyes, clenched his fists, and sighed through his nose.

"I apologize for losing my temper." Sebastian whispered and bowed his head in submission. He refused to reopen his eyes to see that smug look he knew was currently on her face.

"I'll ask again, is she truly your mate or are you deceiving me just to get in the Police Girl's skirt?" Sir Integra asked. The demon's eyes opened to pierce her with a fierce, dark look.

"It's the truth," Sebastian answered.

"That was the whole reason why I even turned her." Alucard added as he pushed off the desk to cross his arms over his chest. "She's our mate, and we would very much like to make our feelings known to her so we can actually have a relationship with our mate." Her icy blue eye flickered up and down to take them all in. It wasn't long before a smirk graced her perfect wrinkled face and she gave a charming laugh.

"You both seem incredibly anxious." She noted. "Seras must have really gotten under your skin. Just what did she do?"

"You're torturing us on purpose." The No Life King realized as he glared at his cruel master.

"I just find it amazing that you both come in here demanding for me to retract my order because you love the Police Girl and want a serious and honest relationship with her when in actuality you just want permission to screw her brains out." Sir Integra responded.

"We do want a relationship with our mate." Alucard growled. "But how is it our fault if our mate intentionally flirted and tried seducing us? Do you expect us to be dead from the waist down? Do you expect us to not have an intimate relationship with our mate?"

"I am merely concerned for the girl. I'm worried that after you get what you want, the both of you will hurt her, whether it's intentional or not. I don't want to see her hurt in the end." The Hellsing retorted as she gave the monsters a foul look.

"How long do you plan on interfering for?" Alucard asked. "Seras is our mate. Rather we screw up or she does, it's none of your concern. That will be an issue for Michaelis, Seras, and I to resolve." The elder vampire then lifted his hand to show the glowing runes. "And with these damn restrictions keeping us from her, there is no possible way for us to develop a healthy relationship with our mate."

"Are you unaware that you're making Seras as miserable as us?" Sebastian asked. "Because we're unable to express our sexual or romantic feelings to her, Seras believes we're completely disinterested. She's upset, offended, angry, and heartbroken. This is not our fault, but yours. If it was up to us, we would have her feeling loved and satisfied throughout these last thirty years." Once more, Sir Integra sat there quietly and studied them for a minute. Then, she nodded her head and gave a deep sigh.

"Very well," She responded before sitting up straighter in her chair. "I'll retract my order." A look of surprise shot across Alucard and Sebastian's faces before they grinned in victory. Finally! "You may be with Seras sexually and romantically. However, if problems do arise and the Police Girl is repeatedly hurt by you idiots because nothing is being resolved, then I will reimplement the order. Now, go enjoy your night. Keep the noise down and try not to break anything." Before she could even finish speaking, the males shot out of her office like a bullet.

Seras was seated at her table. Having been bored out of her mind, she picked up a book that was supposedly popular, that she had been trying to read, but she was dreading it.

"He…sparkles?" The Draculina scoffed. "I don't get it. God, this is so painful to read, but I can't put it down." Completely drained because of this book, Seras placed her head in her hand as she forced herself to keep reading. "Where is Carlisle? I would love more of him." To her horror, Alucard and Sebastian showed up sooner than she thought. As her heart practically leapt into her throat, Seras' first instinct was to throw her copy of Twilight across the room so they wouldn't see what she was reading. Thankfully, the males were in such a good mood that they either didn't notice or didn't care. Alucard and Sebastian grinned so widely as they approached the little vampire. Arching a brow, Seras slowly stood up to face them.

"What's going on?" She asked as she folded her arms over her chest. "Where did you guys go?"

"We had to meet with Sir Integra about something." Sebastian answered as the smirk on his face widened.

"Sir…Integra?" Seras whispered with a deep frown. Is that what turned them on? They needed the Hellsing to get their motor started? "Oh, so…what exactly is it about her that…gets you both excited?" Alucard cackled loudly when his Draculina asked them that.

"No, Seras." The demon laughed. "It's not like that at all. I actually detest her."

"Don't be so mean, Sebastian." The No Life Queen snickered. "If she doesn't excite you, then…why did you guys run off to see her before coming back here?"

"You were asking earlier why we never did a double take or take full advantage of the little show you were giving to us. It's simply because we were forbidden to. From day one, Michaelis and I were ordered by my master to keep our distance from you and bury our feelings." Alucard admitted to her with a large grin.

"What?!" Seras exclaimed. "Really?! Why the hell would she involve herself like that?! Why would she do that to us?!" Such anger seared in their mate's eyes, managing to please the males by how strongly she felt betrayed by the Hellsing.

"Every little thing you did was killing us." The No Life King breathed before he reached out to brush his thumb over her lips. "Not being able to touch or even react was maddening torture." The Draculina's eyes then lit up with realization.

"Oh!" She blurted. The way the little vampire jumped like a spaz caused her master to move his hand back away from her face. "The anger wasn't of disgust! You guys were upset because you couldn't touch me!" A large smile spread across her face as pride sparkled in her eyes. But all too quickly that smile vanished from her face. "Wait, but…you hissed in my face." Those sad eyes flickered over to look at the demon.

"I am deeply sorry about that." Sebastian apologized, looking so full of regret. "I didn't do it to scare or intimidate you." Unable to look at her, the demon lowered his gaze to stare at the runes on his gloves. A deep frown formed on his lips. "You were running your fingers through my hair and pressing yourself up against me. My body did respond to you, Seras. I was swollen from arousal. I wanted you so badly that the runes…They put me back in my rightful place."

"Wait, when it comes to me, the runes won't even let you guys have an erection?!" Seras asked before she threw her hands up to cover her mouth. "Oh, my god! I am so sorry for putting you both through that! I had no idea! That must have been absolute torture!" Her hands then slipped from her mouth. "I guess that's one reason why you guys never did a double take whenever I bent over or my shirt was see through." A bashful smile spread across her lips then and her cheeks reddened from a blush.

"Now that we're free from that burden, perhaps you will show us again how interested you are." Alucard suggested in a deep purr. That gorgeous smile on her face widened into something sinister. Smoothly, Seras moved closer to her master. Placing her hands on his waist, she stood up on her tiptoes and pressed her breasts against his chest.

"Gladly," She whispered and then leaned in the rest of the way to press her lips against his. The No Life Queen was enthralled when the eager No Life King wrapped his long arms around her and deepened their kiss. Seras' eyes flew open wide and she whimpered in his mouth. Holy fuck! Her master was a way better kisser than she had ever imagined! He immediately made her stomach coil and such a strong, tingly feeling shot up between her legs. Overwhelmed by their first kiss, Seras pulled away.

"Oh my god!" The Draculina exclaimed as she cupped a hand over her mouth. Alucard chuckled at the little virgin's reaction. Lovingly, he ran his fingers through her short, curly tresses.

"I love you," The No Life King breathed as such warmth emanated from his dark crimson eyes. That maniacal grin of his shifted into a tender smile. While one hand ran through her hair, his other hand cupped the side of her face. As he stared deep into her unholy, but incredibly enchanting eyes, he caressed his thumb over her soft, red cheek. "I love how strong and confident you are, but still so sweet and, let's admit it, daft." Seras snickered while she smiled up at him bashfully.

"Let's say silly or clumsy, but yes, I'm well aware." She giggled with a nod. "But that first thing you said. Did you really mean it?"

"I love you?" Alucard repeated.

"Yes," The Draculina whispered before she leaned in to press her lips against his gently. "Is it true?"

"Yes," The No Life King answered softly and kissed her back. "I love you,"

"I think that I love you too." Seras whispered and their kisses deepened. Her stomach was buzzing with excitement and she could feel the blood rushing through her veins. "Scratch that." The Draculina murmured between kisses. "I do love you."

"I love how you have to stand on your tiptoes just to kiss me." Alucard added. "And I love the feel of your soft, warm lips against mine."

"Really? I wish I knew the feeling." The demon intervened, using a sarcastic tone. Seras snickered before she slowly parted her lips from her master's.

"Sorry, Sebastian." She muttered. Smiling in embarrassment, she glanced over at the smirking demon. "I got lost in the moment. That was rude of us." The No Life Queen then lowered back onto her feet and took a step away from the tempting elder vampire. Before she could even recover, Sebastian was on her like white on rice. He raveled his arms around her, one around her lower back and the other around her shoulders. He then kissed her hard, immediately taking her breath away.

Instinctively, Seras' hands shot out to grab him by the shoulders. Earning a delicious whimper from the helpless blonde, he wrapped his arms tighter around her petite body. She incidentally drove her nails into his shoulders as she tilted her head to deepen their phenomenal kiss. Sebastian gave a deep moan of satisfaction from her abuse. Pulling her closer, he pressed every inch of her body against him. His arising cock rested against her lower stomach, making him eager to rub up against her, but he refrained.

Harder, The needful demon begged her through telepathy. His darling mate granted his wish and drove those wonderful sharp nails deeper into his shoulders. Her talons pierced his skin and drew blood. Seras, Sebastian's moans deepened as his cock throbbed for the little beauty. He was on the brink of erupting already just from kissing her and feeling her nails pierce him. He wanted to pull her even closer, to crush her against his cock, but he didn't want to ruin or disrupt their first real kiss together.

Grabbing his girl gently by the arms, he pushed her away from him. Her nails tore up his shirt and sliced deep into his skin until she was forced to let go. The demon then roughly turned her around to press her fantastic ass against his cock. With her now facing Alucard, the elder vampire was quick to pounce at her. Cupping her face in his large hands, he bent down so he could kiss her deeply on the mouth. Sebastian's hands left her arms to trail down her torso to grip her waist hard. Once her arms were free Seras didn't hesitate wrapping them loosely around her master's neck.

"Seras," The demon hissed softly as he lathed her throat in hot kisses. "Seras," Anxious for relief he started rubbing his aching cock along the seam of her soft ass. "I love you," Sebastian breathed against her flesh, sending shivers down her spine. His hands kneaded her waist while he occasionally pulled her hips back to ram her ass against cock. "Seras," His tongue poked out between his lips to dance it across the hot flesh that made up her glorious throat. He was incredibly tempted to sink his fangs into her and devour her ambrosiac blood.

"Seras," Alucard whispered her name after temporarily ending their small snogging session. He kept his lips close to hers, not wanting to ever part from them again. No, he's been waiting for this for three decades. From now until eternity, her lips were his.

End of Part One

I hope you guys enjoyed.

Oxford Not Brogues