This is it, time to go and hunt for the real killer, and this is based off from the episode known as "Ghostf*ckers!" Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Time for some Ghost Hunting?"

(At some random place in America.)

The portal is made, and coming out is the I.M.P Van, but they didn't expect something in the way, and they crash onto a large gravestone. The ones inside are Blitz, Millie and Lucy. All three of them are shocked by this. "What the fuck?!"

Blitz comes out and sees the van. "God damn it. Looks like we'll handle this when we're done. What the fuck just happened?"

Millie then clears her throat. "Blitz, we used the Amadeus Crystal, unlike the usual portal medallions, that one doesn't give you control on where you wanna be sent through."

Blitz then recalls. "Right, right. I guess… Meh, it worked anyway. Alright, grab the gear and let's fucking do this thing!" They then see the hotel called the One Star Wonder. "Huh." Then they see the graveyard. "Well, I guess this place is haunted!"

Lucy looks to the cemetery, and the way the hotel looks. "Definitely sure there is a paranormal presence here." Yet she feels like the presence is weak, and being taunted or worse, contained by something.

Millie also notices. "So, our target is an actual fucking ghost?"

Lucy has her box of ghost stuff, which involves EVP device, EMF device, and pretty much the basic stuff for any starter in paranormal investigations. "Unsure in truth. But, we need to double check and see if the client was right. Otherwise, this might be an actual murder and—" They then see Blitz. "What in the hell are you wearing and what are those?"

They see Blitz dressed in something of a woman, and fake blonde hair, a vacuum cleaner and a vibrator. "What this? My disguise! I don't really know much about the ghost hunting folks, but I have seen Ghostfuckers, and this is the best way for us to sneak in there and get to whatever the fuck is doing this."

They see the tools he has. "Blitz, that right there is not a ghost tool" replied Millie.

"I know that" replied Blitz. "This is all part of the disguise, and they won't suspect who we are. So, you two do whatever the fuck you gotta do with that stuff, and let me handle distracting or whatever the fuck I gotta do." He then looks to the hotel. "Oh-ho, yeah, this place is gonna be ripe with fuckable spirits."

Lucy is not liking this and she whispers to her mother. "Mom, is he still going through some bad depression?"

Millie nods and she whispers back. "Yes, yes he is. We just have to, let him have this." Lucy groans and she doesn't like any of this.

Then Blitz hands them some clothes. "You guys are going to be the staff of the whole thing we're doing, your name is Milton and you're name is Luca." Lucy and Millie are so confused, and so they'll just go with it. They head to the hotel, and Lucy has her backpack filled with the things she needs, and even some stuff to remove paranormal presence.

They enter the hotel and lightning strikes outside, and they go into the lobby and then they encounter the man in charge, the hotel manager named Rolando. "Welcome to the One Star Wonder, where it's a wonder we still have that star." He then tilts his head to see them. "My name is Rolando. How may I help you today?"

Blitz then speaks in a valley accent. "We're filming a very special episode of my hit show and we're gonna need access to every room in this dump."

This upsets Rolando, and he takes the info card. "Christ, you Hollywood assholes are pushy little pricks." He adjusts glasses and examines the card. "I can't just give you keys to every ba-" But then he looks to Blitz and he realizes something. "Well snap me in half! You're Bethany Ghost-Fucker from that one show..."

Blitz snickers. "It's pronounced Ghost Fuckers, ya idiot."

Rolando thinks about this. "No, but you're getting close." This annoys Blitz, and confuses Millie and Lucy." "Anyway, I am glad to see you folks. We've been having more...disturbances than usual lately."

Blitz likes hearing this. "What kind? Se- sexy disturbances?"

Rolando slams down three photos of a crime scene. "The kind that are killing my guests!" In the crime scene photos, there were three people who were murdered: one was being levitated, one was bisected with its guts spilled out, and the third was decapitated.

Lucy and Millie are shocked to see this, and they can tell that one of them is their client. Lucy then asks. "Any weird activity going around here sir?"

"Anything of the ghostly manner?" asked Millie.

Just then, the lights in the building started to flicker spookily, which frightened Blitzo. "Ah! Where's my lube!"

This annoys Rolando. "I don't know. I don't go around the hotel often, and all I have seen and heard are the guests complaining and some dying!"

Blitz then speaks. "Uh, then we'll need those keys, cocksucker. Every last one of them, keys and condoms, hand 'em over." This still makes Lucy suspicious and she looks around, and she has her EMF ready, but she sees nothing is working.

Rolando digs through his draws and picks out the keys to every room in the hotel and a bunch of condoms. He gives them to Blitz. "Oh, I just can't tell you how glad I'll be to be rid of them. Just do me a flavor and clean up any fluids left behind." He then swipes off some condoms on his desk. "They already killed my last cleaning lady, now I'm stuck with this."

Rolando gestures to someone behind the counter, and Blitzo, Lucy and Millie peeks over to check. Turns out, there was a hunchback bellhop man with deformed eyes and drooling named Toledo the Igor behind the counter. Blitz, Lucy and Millie grimaced at the sight of his disgusting form. "Eugh."

The little guy's name is Toledo, and he tries to speak with drool spreading everywhere. "Buh- buh- bitch- bitch!" This has them so confused.

Rolando sighs. "Poor thing can't even blink right."

Blitz then continues to speak. "No promises, sir! Now let's go Milton and Luca!" They then head off, though Millie is unsure about this, while Lucy walks around and tests her EMF.

As they get past a painting portrait of Rolando, its eyes move to follow their movement like a Scooby-Doo scene. Lucy does see the phone ring, but when she picks it up there is nothing. Then Blitz asks. "So, anything on ya, Luce?"

"No, this doesn't make sense. There is paranormal activity everywhere here, why isn't the stuff working?" said Lucy, and she readies her camera. "This is just… What kind of spirit is it?"

Millie then asks. "Did you bring a Ouija board?"

Lucy nods and she shows it to them, but then the ceiling breaks apart, and it lands onto the Ouija board, and it's broken. This surprises them. "Okay, looks like something doesn't wanna be caught!" Blitz looks around in anger. "Where the fuck are ya?!" He starts pointing the vibrator and vacuum cleaner everywhere.

Blitz then kicks the door open, and he uses the vacuum cleaner on an old couple who are now panicking. "LOOK ALIVE, YOU UNDEAD COCK SLEEVE! Prepare to get sucked off to the astral plane Bitch!" Lucy and Millie see what is happening, and it's turning bad.

Millie then intervenes, while Lucy tries her EMF again, and yet nothing. "Damn it, Blitzo, they aren't ghosts! These are just shriveled humans!" She then looks to the old couple. "No offense."

This makes the elderly man angry, and he gets out of bed and has his hands ready for a boxing match. "Think you're pretty slick, huh? You looking for a fight? I'll give you a fight!"

Millie sighs. "Sorry, we're just about to—" But she gets punched in the fact, and she gets punched through the wall, this alarms Lucy and she checks on her.

The elderly man then yells. "I fuckin' beat the Nazis, and I'll beat you too, bitch!"

Blitz realizes who they're dealing with. "Holy fucking shit, Millie this guy is an old patriot veteran of war! Run for it!" He tries to run, but the old man grabs Blitz and punches him in the face, and he too breaks through the wall and lands next to Lucy and Millie. "He punches like Albert!"

Then his wife comes out, and she is old and angry. "Get back here you red, little shit! Get back here!"

They see she has a walking cane. "She's got a lethal weapon, fucking run!" They all make a run for it.

The old lady, named Dolores keeps rambling as she chases after them. "How dare you hurt my Hermie, I mean Humie I mean…fuck!"

They all just run around the hotel, and not realizing the trouble they are running into. Stumbling into the food court where Blitz' vacuum accidentally vacuums a lot of the food, and then they get chased. They accidentally run into some rooms where couples are having sex, and what looks like twin girls who want to play with them, but Lucy knows where this is going, and she throws a table onto them. This ain't the shining people!

They run through so many doors, and it looks like something out of Scooby-Door.

They then enter the pool area, and they see an air vent and they bust it open. Blitz throws the vibrator and vacuum cleaner to the crowd, and they all crawl intro the vent and escape the angry hotel guests.

Inside, they all take the time to catch their breath. "Well, that didn't go as I thought" replied Blitz, and he sees the stern glare from Millie and Lucy. "What?"

Lucy then speaks. "Blitz, there was barely a plan from the beginning. But I have a plan, so listen up. We're going to split up and use the EMF's and see if we can get an energy reading around the hotel, and then we contact each other and deal with it with a new plan, no sneaking around and doing whatever the hell is going on. Got it?!"

Blitz sighs and he nods, and so does Millie. Lucy hands them some of the stuff, and even some cameras. "Do not screw this up guys. Well, mostly Blitz. This is a paranormal issue which we don't even know if it is real, or someone else who is good at hiding and fooling us. We don't even know if this is a trap. We see if there is a ghost, and if there is none, then we gather at the lobby and discuss what we find."

"Sounds like a good plan" replied Millie, Blitz sighs and he goes along with it.

They all split up, and Blitz is still wearing the outfit. He goes through the vents, and he checks each room through the grates. "What the fuck is with this place and sex? This should be the One Star porn hotel." But then he feels the surface is slippery and slimy. "What the fuck?"

Blitz sees the black slime everywhere. "Wait, is this Ectoplasm?" But then the vent slowly tilts and he tries to grab onto something. "Ugh, uh, ahh! Oh shit. Shit, shit shit shit. Satan, Satan, Satan. Oh, FUCK!" He tries to grab something, but it's all too slippery. "No, Millie! Lucy! I need help, help me now!"

Blitz loses his grip and he fall down the vent, but he busts through an open vent made by Millie. "Ow!" He gets up. "What the fuck?!" But then he sees her. "Millie, in the vent… There's slime and—" He has Millie turn around, but he gets freaked out seeing her faceless figure. "What the hell?!"

The faceless Millie then speaks. "You ALWAYS need help, Blitzo!"

This horrifies Blitz. Then a hotel room pries itself open, and reveals another Millie, but this Millie has glass shards in her eye would've been killed if she was hit by the glass bottle Ralphie had in "Murder Family". "Always needing to take from those around you—"

Then more hotel rooms open, revealing all the Millie's if she had ever died; Millie with melted skin if she was caught in the fire that happened at Loo Loo Land during the episode of "Loo Loo Land"; Millie with purple skin if she was eaten by the Catfish Monster back in "Spring Broken"; Millie with golden arrows piercing her head, body, and arms if the C.H.E.R.U.B had successfully shot her with their angelic arrows in "C.H.E.R.U.B"; Millie with an injured right arm and a missing left leg if she was injured any further before being killed in "The Harvest Moon Festival".

All of them surround him, and start scaring the imp boss, and speaking sentences that would hurt him badly.

Loo Loo Land and Spring Broken Millie. "and leaving them worse and more broken than you found them."

Cherub killed Millie. "You think you can change and make things different?"

Then all of them speak. "You'll never ever stop being who you are, and ruining other people's lives! You can't even make up for the mistakes you made, and everyone you ever fucked up!"

Blitz runs away, but he changes into his teenage form and he runs into a tall demon, one whom he knows. "Mom!" He gores over, and he hugs her and cries in her dress, and she hugs him back. "Momma...! I was having the worst dream."

But this form which is his mother, speaks but not in her voice. "This isn't a dream, this is your life. And it always will be."

Blitz notices that the green flames were spreading, and the skull that once belonged to his mother falls into his hand. Much to his horror, Blitzo realized that his mother was burning, but she wasn't screaming in agony. She still smiles down at Blitzo as the flames spread to her hair, and now, she was on fire. But she didn't feel any pain. Her body burns to a crisp as her left eyeball fell into Blitz's hand. He screamed desperately to save his mother as he holds onto her face until it was burning into a skull of what remains of his mother.

This horrifies Blitz, and he cries and yells. "NO! NO, NO, NO MOM I'M SORRY! MOM PLEASE I'M SORRY!"

But then Millie shows up, and she sees the skull ball on the floor and she picks it up, she goes into a hotel room and she sees Blitz huddled in the corner, and crying. "Are you okay?! Blitz, what happened?!"

But then Blitz pushes her away, and he is in tears and looks horrified. "No, no, don't touch me! I destroy everything, everyo- I-I make everyone's lives worse!"

This makes Millie concerned, and she can see that something is messing with his head. "No, you don't. You didn't destroy everyone's lives. Not mine, and not even you're daughters, or you're grandkids." This makes Blitz stop and look to Millie and then she asks. "Do you remember how we met?"

(Meanwhile.)

Lucy checks the hallways again. "This doesn't seem right." She then uses her EVP and she calls out. "Is there anyone here? Hello?" But she gets no reply, but then she sees a hotel room door slightly open, and she checks inside and she is shocked.

The mutilated remains, of the elderly couple, and she can see scratches, and gashes and a whole lot of blood and guts everywhere. "What the hell?" She then sees her EMF is now spiking, and she uses her EVP device. "Who is in here? What happened?"

She then listens for a response. "Demon… Demon… Something… Evil…. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!"

Lucy remains silent, and she can hear some foot steps in the vents. "Oh no."

(Back with Blitz and Millie.)

Millie had finished talking to Blitz, and both of them having the flashback inside on how they met, and how Blitz meeting them all and bringing them together made their lives better than before, and changed it all for the better.

"He gave me so much… A career, a husband, a future, a loving family, adopted kids, a new home, and he's my best friend." Millie sighs. "He also made new changes, new lives, improved, and fixed some of his mistakes, and even though there are some mistakes he cannot go back and fix, he's still trying to change, and that makes me proud of who he is becoming."

Blitz sighs, and he looks to Millie. "Thanks, and… I'm sorry."

"Nothing to be sorry about" replied Millie. "Now, how about we finish this job and see who the fuck we're dealing with?"

Blitz smiles. "Yeah, I'd like that." They get off the bed, and Blitz ditches the wig, and they leave the room. "So, in the vent I saw this black ectoplasm, which wouldn't make sense since ghosts would leave it anywhere, and whatever it was… Made me see all that bad stuff."

Millie thinks about this. "Come on Blitz, what's the only thing we know that comes to earth and fucks with—" She then realizes. "people's minds that badly?"

Blitz then realizes. "An infestor demon?"

Then they hear Lucy on the comm link. "Guys! It's not a ghost! It's a god damn demon! An infestor demon!"

They remain silent. Then a creepy voice is heard, and they see Rolando down the hallways. "So-ho. Figured it out, have ya? That little Goth girl did, but I plan on something…. Better, how about you two?" Rolando appears before them with an evil grin. The lights flickered once before Rolando disappears from the scene. The lights then go out as Rolando comes up in a close-up horror scene. "A bit out of your depth, aren't you little ones?"

Rolando retreats into the darkness with his form slowly revealing himself to be more demonic with his eyes glowing and teeth showing in the dark. The lightbulbs break, and more break as the shadow force comes to destroy them, heading toward Millie and Blitz. They run away when the shadows start to come close with Rolando's shadow figure chasing after them. Rolando's evil laughter echoes as he comes closer to the demons, and more ectoplasm slime races behind them.

Blitz and Millie make a run for it. With each light breaking, Rolando's shadow figure comes popping every time, and then. "You know my secret, I guess you gotta die like all the reeest!"

Rolando's shadow grabs hold of Blitz's shadow leg, making him fall. Millie turns and tries to help, but Rolando grabs her and throws Millie aside. As Blitzo recovers, an invisible force levitated him over and throws the demon over to the wall, crashing him through several hotel rooms before landing near the pool. Blitz grunts and coughs as he sees Rolando in his true form: a tall, spindly, fish-themed eel demon with shades of teal and green, silvery fins, yellow eyes with no irises or pupils, and a mouth full of sharp teeth.

They now see, the demon that is on earth. Both Blitz and Millie are confused on this demon and how he came to earth. Rolando crawls through the hole and confronts Blitz. "Oh, this is fun!" Rolando stomps Blitzo in the face, holding him down to kill him. Before he can, Millie suddenly appears and kicks Rolando hard enough to crash him into a hole on the wall.

Blitz grins. "Atta girl, Millis!"

However, Rolando escaped and is in the pool. He props himself out, angered by the demon girl. "No thatta, bitch!"

Rolando leaps over, but Millie dodges him. Two against one, Rolando attacks Millie and Blitz. Despite being two to one, Rolando is easily overpowering them with him kneeing Blitzo before kicking him down. When Millie tries to punch him, Rolando backflips and kicks Millie down too. He tries to stomp Blitz, but he dodges leaving only crater. Millie kicks at Rolando but he caught her and Blitzo, throwing them over to the pool.

Underwater, Rolando has a huge advantage as he swims through and tackles Millie in the pool before thrashing her around. He then grabs Blitz and then surfaces with him smacking both Blitzo and Millie on the ground. Seeing how pathetic they are, Rolando laughs as he walks back. Millie and Blitz recovers, but they're exhausted. This makes Rolando laugh.

"And you call yourselves fucking assassins? You're all useless, and pathetic, and perhaps… I can take this time to see which one will take me, to Royal Woods!" Rolando then destroys all the lights in the ceiling, and then knocks Millie and Blitz down with his powers. The lights sparked above as Rolando then decides to choose which demon he can get into.

"Eenie, meenie, miny…" He then looks towards Blitz. "Mo!" Rolando levitates, and then he zooms right into Blitz' head and he passes out.

Millie is alarmed by this and she goes over to check on her boss. "Blitz! Wake up, are you okay?!" She then sees his eyes open, and only to reveal that the imp is already possessed by Rolando the Infestor Demon. "Oh sh—"

Millie was punched right in the face, sending her flying backwards to a support beam. Millie looks up and sees that Blitzo is now possessed, and he props himself up with bone cracking. "Oh, the filthy little Wrathian wants to help!"

Millie then ducks away as the Rolando-possessed Blitz headbutts her, but he hits the support beam instead. "You can't help anyone, you're just the muscle remember? It's all you and your imp kind are good for, you once said it yourself."

Millie doesn't seem like she cared for his word play, already been through that plenty of times. The Rolando-possessed Blitz then attacks Millie with stabs, but she blocks them every time. "I'm in his mind, bitch, I see everything." grabs Millie with his tail and knocks her down. "Every thought, every opinion, and boy-" He roundhouse kicks Millie's legs, causing her to fall. "does he have some nasty shit to say about you."

With a maniacal laughter, Rolando-possessed Blitz headbutts Millie to knock her back before grabbing her wrist and throws her across the pool to the other side. the Rolando-possessed Blitzo jumps into the pool before resurfacing in front of Millie. "He thinks you're a brute!" He crashes Millie to a support beam.

Rolando-possessed Blitz leaps over and twists himself around the support beam to double-kick Millie. "Too stupid to do anything but kill!" He tries to axe-kick Millie, jumping up to kick her, but he misses. "You never should've left the farm!" Then he tries to attack her with punches. "You're nothing more but a backwards, filthy, inbred, lowborn, fucking hick!"

He tries to land one last punch, but Millie intercepts his fist with ease, and she is unfazed by his words. "Ya done?" She then kicks his legs to make gum fall, and then she grabs his wrist before to twin pin the possessed Blitz, holding him down with both arms and stomping him onto the ground.

So, he tries to taunt her again. "Nobody cares about you or what you want, they're too caught up in their own misery to even remember you exist."

But then he is punched on the face, and Millie confronts him. "Now look here, combover. You may think you know everything, but you missed two. One: your words don't mean shit to me, and two: Blitzo can handle this!" As payback, Millie punches the Rolando-possessed Blitz in the face, meaning that whatever pain Blitz feels, it's inflicted onto Rolando too. "So, buckle up, buttercup!"

With that, Millie throws the Rolando-possessed Blitzo over to the wall and starts beating the living dead shit out of the Rolando-possessed Blitzo. With every pain she inflicts, Rolando can feel it when he's possessing Blitzo, and beats him up more until he's swollen from the face with bruises and a black-eye. Mille then grabs the Rolando-possessed Blitzo and throws him over her shoulder before delivering a kick to the chin upwards, sending him flying over until he lands at the edge of the pool with his head halfway to the water.

Lucy then shows up. "Sorry for being late, I heard a commotion, and thought we were going to meet at—" She sees the mess, and Blitz. "What the hell?"

"That's not Blitz" replied Millie. "Well, it is him, but he's possessed by the hotel manager. He's the one doin' all of this!" Now it makes sense to Lucy.

But then they see Blitz surface, and he vomits and this means Rolando is not inside him and he looks to the others. "Ugh, good work, Mils and—" But then he's punched in the right eye. "OH-HO! AH FUCK, IT'S ME!"

This makes Millie realize. "Oh shit! Sorry, I thought you were still possessed."

Lucy goes over, and she hands him an ice pack. "Glad to see you're alright, Blitz."

Blitz smirks. "Thanks, and also… Damn, Millie you sure can land a punch." He feels his body, aching, and both Millie and Lucy can tell that he might need some medical attention after this.

But then Rolando crawls back up to the deck, and he looks all beaten up and spits out a tooth. "You little ass plugs are done for. You're dead, Bethany!"

Blitz gets back up, and he is pissed off at Rolando for tormenting him with all of the god damn awful memories. He grabs a vacuum cleaner which is still there. "Well that's where you're wrong. I ain't Bethany Ghost-Fucker. Tonight, I'm Blitzo DEMON-DICKER!"

Blitz lands a punch to Rolando's face, and then he uses the vacuum cleaner and he smacks it across the face of Rolando and sending him into the pool. Lucy sees the chance, she throws a crucifix and it impales onto Rolando's face. "Ow! What the heck?!" But then he shrieks as it hurts and feels like fire.

Lucy then throws two batteries into the water, and she drops some holy water into the pool, and so Blitz tosses his vacuum into the pool and this electrifying Rolando in the holy water filled swimming pool and he shrieks in pain and feels like melting. Lucy then speaks. "Go back to the shadow, and enjoy torment!"

Lucy throws a red soul orb and lands into Rolando's mouth, and then Lucy has her medallion, and she does an enchantment and his body burns and melts, and then glows. "There, I have sent him through a portal, where he will come face-to-face with Zestial."

Blitz and Millie clap. "Now that's impressive." They then take their leave from the place.

(Outside.)

They all manage to pull the van out of the mess. "There we go, and a mission finished." Blitz then looks to Millie. "Thanks, for helping me back there. I guess… I do have some issues within me that I haven't quite let go yet."

Millie understands what he means. "Hey, what matters now is that we finished the job, and those memories of the past do not define you anymore. But what does define you, is the change that you can make happen. Also, I'm pretty sure you have done all of that, and changed for the better."

Blitz smiles. "Thanks Millie." Lucy notices this, and she can tell that Rolando did something to Blitz, and obviously made him go through his past, and that means he will need help, and some comfort, from those whom he sees as family. The people whom he helped change their lives, for the better.

"To be continued folks!"

A/N: There we go people, the end of this arc. I don't know what else is coming, but I so look forward to what else is new for the series, and also this is a mission that didn't even involve Lincoln, Luna and Loona. I hope you all enjoyed this new chapter folks!

Date made: 11/05/24.