"Phoowee! Zowie wowie! I'm beating you!" Captain Toad boasted with both him and Reimu farting in tubas within a packed location in Gensokyo while they fanned away their loud bassy poots away from themselves due to their plump pooters pumping out bassy ass rips that echoed within the broken wind that lingered longer than the flatulent fungi expected to be for their sloppy sounding dumpers wouldn't let up their flatus filled output 1 bit for the shrine maiden responded while pinching her nose "P.U.~ You're going to need a new pair of pants to poop in way more than I need to change my dirty underwear that feels like a diaper after this fart contest because this kinda smell is definitely making me want to use the potty from this farty we're having since at least it's not work!"
"Geeze they're passing so much gas." Yukari laughed for she felt a fart go through her with her watching in interest while she turned to her other tooting Touhou female. "Guess that's cool enough for you, hmm?"
"Oh you bet I can best them!" Cirno taunted with her proceeding to fart an icy wind that froze both the methane making mushroom and the other chick with her pooting on top of the ice blocks containing them boasting quite proudly "I am the coolest! And the stinkiest too!"