The Quirk Assessment Test just confirmed that Izuku Midoriya was a badass. Shorty after his softball throw, a certain blond boy finally boiled over. "DEKU YOU LYING BASTARD!" Izuku knowing something like this would happen soon, immediately responded with a frontkick to his childhood friend's chest and getting him into a rear naked choke. "Kacchan, calm down, please just calm down!!" Izuku asked, trying to subdue the blond. It was having an opposite effect. So he tried something else, "Kitty has my name on tattooed on her back." Katsuki froze, the amount of rage making him catatonic. The greenette proceeded to push away and hide behind the teacher for when he regained consciousness.

After that scuffle, the tests continued on with Midoriya absolutely crushing most of them. Kacchan was livid. But the world doesn't revolve around pissed blonds and their problems. As the tests continued, Izuku kept showing off his prowess, using air pressure from his punches to dominate the long jump, flexing his impressive stamina in the long distance run and tying Shoji in grip strength.

At the end of the tests, Aizawa pulled up their scores. "Oh and I forgot to mention this, last place is getting expelled." At those words, everyone froze. As the scores were revealed, relieved breaths were heard from everyone that passed until it got to last place and a pervy grape bursted into tears. The class would have felt bad, but his words convinced them not to. "NO I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ALL THE HOT BABES THIS SCHOOL HAS TO OFFER!!" "Get out of my sight." The gruff teacher barked out. "Now for the rest of you, grab a syllabus and give a read before class tomorrow." Bagel barked at the words, seemingly trying to convey the importance. "Bagel, quit following Mr. Aizawa." the teen called out, making sure the pup didn't disturb his teacher.

"So how many fractures do you think you have?" A hellion asked as he popped out of the bush he was hiding in. "My left leg is throbbing, right side of my ribs feel lava, my spine is killing me and all my fingers hurt but I could keep going." Izuku reported, ignorant of the looks everyone was giving him. "You definitely have to get that fixed. But third place and no broken bones is an improvement, I think," Gou commented looking on the bright side, "and you beat Kacchan." At these words, Bakugo was alerted to the quirkless boy. "GOU ILL FUCKN BURN YOUR ASS TO A CRISP!" "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BAKUBITCH!!!" Gou screamed as ran like hell, away from the blond bomber. "Bagel go make sure your owner survives." The bloodhound barks and gives his best doggy salute before bounding after the two. Izuku watched as the living wrinkle left, until he talked to the air, "So Naka how was orientation? Anything I should take note of?" A drone then dropped down from the sky and stabilized next to him. "Nah, just a bunch of the usual shit. Anyways I'll see you after school. And I'm bringing my waifu with me." The drone spoke with Naka's voice. "ILL MEET YOU GUYS THERE! IS THAT ALL KACCHAN, I BARELY FELT THAT ONE!" Gou yelled as he passed by, the raging blond on his tail. "So hi other people if you wanna talk meet me at the front gate. I'm going to limp my way over to the nurse." The greenette proceeded to do that wincing the entire way there.

After a trip to the nurse and finally getting his autograph from Recovery Girl, Izuku stumbled his way to the front gates to meet up with his friends.

"...this is a lot of people waiting for me." Izuku observed as approached the group. The group consisted of the usual suspects, Gou Rock and Naka, but Naka had his arm around a pink haired girl. Katsumi was there too, and it seemed like she was flirting with Ochako while Iida tried to lecturer her for her behavior. Mid sentence the bespectacled teen spotted him, "Midoriya, you're finally here, starting off I would like to apologize for my behavior during the exam." "Imma shoot him in the face." Gou's hand was grabbed before he even attempted to grab anything. "Naka, cuff him." "On it, boss." Handcuffs appearing in his hand, he attacked.

As Izuku conversed with his new classmates, Naka and Gou struggled in the background, trying to put each other into cuffs. Until Midoriya started asking about their quirks. "NOO! Don't answer that!" Yelled out all of the people who knew what that rabbit hole led to. "If you say anything about quirks, it'll eventually end with you, a bunch of vials of your spit sweat and blood, testing out how effective they work with your quirk." Naka claimed, a hollow look in his eyes. "I didn't think it was that bad." Izuku said softly, redness creeping up his face. "If I see that fuckin clipboard again, I'm liable to beat you with a tire iron." Naka threatened pointing said tire iron at him. "Now I can introduce my new partner, sorry Rock," the mute shrugged and handed a hat brandishing the logo Nakamura Mechanics and Motorsport to the racer.

"Mei Hatsume, future CEO of Hatsumura Industries and now your exclusive Support Technician." The now-identified teen extended her hand, a familiar bandanna wrapped around her wrist. "Well I thought that was Naka's job but why not?" Izuku replied before he shook her hand. "That's ok, Baby Daddy and his magic fingers can be my assistant." Mei reassured. Gou busted out laughing immediately from his position on the ground, his right hand cuffed to his left leg. "You're banging already dude!? God you work fast." "Only speed I know, and she was talking about these." Naka clarified before anyone could question the statement Mei said, and removed his bionic left hand. "It's just so adorable!!" Mei squealed as she grabbed it and started tinkering with the hand.

"So yeah that's my waifu, anybody need a ride?" Naka asked holding up a handful of keys. "I call Gaia," the greenette said, snatching the keys before anyone else could even consider the question. With a wave of Naka's hand, Gaia appeared, a green dirt bike with an absurd amount of power and she was practically Izuku's bike, considering no one else used her. "Kitty, you want a ride?" Izuku asked, pointedly ignoring her brother glaring at him. "Oh Hell Yeah!!" The blonde yelled showing off the family resemblance. "See you at my house," the hero student called out before donning a helmet and racing off with his girlfriend whooping her heart out.

Arson Anonymous

Orphan: so are we inviting a thw newbies to Ma Mido's

Balboa: I say y not

Raceist: only Burnouts allowed at Midos so only Mei can come

Orphan: whrn did she become a Burnout

Raceist: when she branded herself with thee logo

Balboa: bullshit I had to capture a pigeon to join

Balboa: screw it I'm inviting em all

With the decision made, Rock turned to the three new people. Then kicked Gou, who was still stuck on the floor, to answer for him. "Ow that hurt," Rock pulled his leg back again, "chill I get it." As Gou addressed the group, Naka appeared next to a blond bomber. "So are you gonna join us at Mido's?" Naka asked, draping his left arm around his shoulder. Katsuki flinched when his hand touched him. "Join us Kacchan, you still owe me anyways." The blond only grunted at him. "Whatever I'll let you brood," Naka relented, leaving the bomber alone, not before tossing something at him. Katsuki caught the unknown item on instinct. "Oh you are a bastard."

"Alright everyone buckle up and don't worry this is Ma's van," as Naka was starting the car Bakugo opened the passenger door and grumpily sat down. "Knew you would come around." Naka said as held his hand out. Katsuki grumbled and dropped the object, which happened to be his glass eye, into his palm and proceeded to pop it back into his head. "Everyone good? Great." And before anyone could say anything else, Naka slammed on the gas pedal and booked it away from UA.

After a high speed drop off, Naka, Rock, Mei, and Katsuki arrived at the Midoriya house. Gou, Ochako, and Iida had to opt out of coming due to various reasons. At the front door rested Bagel, who seemed to be waiting for the group at the door. Hearing footsteps, the pup perked up with a bark and walked straight through the door. "Guess we don't need to knock." Naka commented before just waltzing in, Mei following his lead. Rock brought the trumpet he had to his lips and announced his entry. Bakugo wasn't impressed and pushed him out of the way.

In the living room was a sight that seemed to becoming more common. Izuku Midoriya doing one handed handstand pushups while Katsumi told him about her day. "I still can't understand how you guys understand Rock, he just kept tooting at the teacher the entire day." Katsumi ranted to the inverted green. A upset toot came from the hallway, where Rock was retrieving his spare guitar. He plopped down on to the nearest couch and started strumming. As he played multiple clones of him appeared around the room helping clean the house. Bagel following them around looking for pets.

Naka and Bakugo made their way to the kitchen to start dinner before Inko came home. "Oi Mei, not that couch, sit on mine, Inko won't mind the grease stains as much." Naka directed the inventor to a beat up grey couch covered in black smudges. As everyone settled the two blond boys got to making dinner.

As everyone at the Midoriya house unwinded from the school, Gou arrived home to see he wouldn't get his nap so soon. "Gou Sato, happy to finally meet you. I helped myself to some tea if you don't mind. Now I'd like to know how exactly you rigged my entrance exam?" The color drained from Gou's face as the principal of UA sat on his couch sipping tea. "Don't worry I have plans for you Mr. Sato." Nezu claimed as he sipped his tea.