Manager: You're getting the hang of this really easily.
Izuku: I worked before in cafes! It's no biggie.
Manager: Your friend Josei is rather clumsy though.
Ippan: S-Sorry!
Ippan profusely apologized for bumping into someone's seat, her big size making it hard to navigate through right paths before she manages to serve everything in her hands.
Manager: But she's dedicated and learns quickly. I like that. And Rei. She's got some experience in the kitchen?
Izuku: She was parent before that whole mental thing.
Manager: Figured. She gets along with the customers. So...Your shifts are Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday from 2-8PM. You cool with that?
Izuku: I'm cool. Someone gotta take care of the kid though-
Eri was wearing a mascot costume, dancing around and attracting customers in as Izuku watches dumbfounded.
Manager: I had some kids before. One of them was quirkless.
Izuku: Just like me.
Manager: He faced a lot of discrimination but made it in life. I see that fire in you too. Don't lose that drive.
Izuku: I know. I just like the quiet life.
Manager: I don't judge.
Manager: So...what are you waiting for?! There's another customer coming in!
Izuku rushes to the front as everyone did their part in working for money.
Later
Izuku: The salary isn't bad at all.
Rei: I can make a living with this money if I continue to save too.
Izuku: With all the other ways I'm earning-
THUD*
He bumps into someone and they face each other-
???: Holy shit...
Izuku: *surprised* Crusty face?
???: *frown* Hey! My name's T-
Izuku: God damn you need lotion Tomura. Your face is even drier than a day ago.
Tomura: Mother-
???: BESTIE!!!!
WHOOSH*
Izuku ducks under a knife swipe as the girl jumps onto him.
Toga: IZUKU WE FINALLY MEET!!!
Izuku: So you're Toga!
Toga: Can I have your blood? Pretty please!!!!!!
Izuku: My apartment. I prepared it just in case.
Toga: YAY!
Izuku: BUT!
Toga: Yeah I know. Don't transform into you. BUT YAY!
Touya:...
Rei: T-Touya?
Touya: Hey mom.
Rei: W-Where have you b-been?
Toga: Ooooo! A family reunion!
Eri clings onto Ippan as Toga checks them both out while they let the two reunite with one another.
Izuku: Huh. I hear the UA entrance exam is in a few days.
Tomura: So your twin's going to UA. I reckon her pretty ass is gonna be in the top class. Hmmm...
Izuku: Tomura, no.
Tomura: *grin* Tomura yes! It's only to make a point!
Izuku: I have a feeling that things are gonna go bad even without your presence. Just a hunch you know.
Tomura: So they are just gonna self destruct?
Izuku: They never learn from their flaws. I believe... there will be an incident regarding the entrance exam.
Tomura: Hmm...then I believe something will happen in the first week of the beginning of their school year.
Izuku: Confident are we?
Tomura: *grin* I can say the same about you.
Ippan: Uh...
Izuku: I'm just saying their practices are flawed. It's only so long before something bad happens.
4 days Later
Candidate Dies during UA Entrnac Exam
Izuku:...Told you.
Toga: Damn...
Everyone was in Izuku's apartment, having spent the day hanging out though they see the news of someone that has died during the entrance exam.
Rei: *gasp* Oh that's terrible! Those poor parents...
Izuku: The exam is flawed in its reliance of physical capabilities, especially that zero pointer they mentioned. It's a shame the girl was killed and crushed.
Tomura: How irresponsible of a prestigious hero school. *scratch* It sickens-
Izuku: No scratching.
Tomura: I'm trying dude. But this is one of the reason why I hate these heroes.
Ippan: B-But there are good heroes out there though right?
Tomura: I won't deny that.
Ippan: Like All Might-
Izuku: All Might's my dad.
Ippan:...Wait...WHAT?!
Izuku: He's not perfect. As a hero in the eyes of society maybe, but he's a shitty person and a shitty father.
Touya: Just like my dad Endeavor.
Ippan: ALL MIGHT- ENDEA-
Ippan was babbling, confused at the revelations as Izuku calms her down.
Izuku: Calm down.
Ippan: Y-Your father is-
Izuku: A walking skeleton.
Tomura: Touya sent me a photo of All Might. To think he looks so pathetic...tell me, he has a time limit on that big form of his am I right?
Izuku: Hey that's for you to find out not me.
Tomura: Hmmmm...
Rei: Izuku...is it really safe to be friends with Um...villains? No offense to you Touya.
Touya: I'm more of a vigilante these days mom.
Toga: Mmmmmm~
Izuku: Hmmm...I'm going to guess something bad will happen on the 2nd day of UA later.
Tomura: I'll count on that.
Toga: Let's do something together!
Izuku: Like what? A vacation?
Tomura: A vacation...that sounds nice I have to admit.
Izuku: It's hella expensive though.
Rei: It is the summer so we can take a week off to vacation elsewhere in Japan. There are many places we can visit.
Ippan: S-Should we make plans?
Eri: Are we gonna have fun?
Toga: We can just wing it!
Izuku: You're just gonna get lost again-
BEEP*
Izuku: Yeah?
Aizawa: Hey nephew.
Toga: Ooo it's the uncle!
Aizawa: Who's that?
Izuku: A good friend. What are you calling me for?
Aizawa: Is it ok if we talk later? Just name the place and I'll be there.
Izuku: Uncle there better not be anyone with you.
Aizawa: Don't worry there won't be. But Izumi and the others are looking for you everywhere though.
Izuku: They don't have a clue where I am do they?
Aizawa: Not at all.
Izuku:...Alright fine.
Later
Aizawa: Huh?
Izuku: Care to explain why Izumi and the others are following you?
Aizawa:...
He turns, seeing a head pop into an alleyway as he sighs.
Aizawa: Sorry nephew. I didn't notice them at first.
Izuku: Use your skills and lose them. Meet me here.
Izuku tells him the location of where he wanted to meet up and Aizawa suddenly disappears, dodging and weaving through the streets and alleyways. He was able to lose the others behind him, and eventually after 30 minutes he made it to the designated location to see Izuku holding Eri on his shoulders.
Aizawa: *surprised* You're taking care of a kid?
Izuku: I been doing so for a few weeks. Saved her from a villain and no. I did not do vigilante work. You can confirm with Naomasa.
Aizawa: *groan* So he knows where you've been living. No wonder he was even more pissed than I was. Look-
Izuku: I have no grudges against you. You were one of the only ones in the "family" to actually be there for me so thank you.
Aizawa: I see...are you sure you don't want to go to UA?
Izuku: Nah. I'll be fine. Honestly, the quiet life seems better now that I think about it.
Aizawa: You heard of the death at the entrance exam.
Izuku: I'm more worried on what's gonna happen during the first week of UA.
Aizawa was rather confused as Izuku explains his reasoning.
Izuku: I been seeing the Bakugous design what appears to be gauntlets. I'm guessing it's for massive firepower. Tell me, does the school do mock trials?
Aizawa: Yes...I believe so.
Izuku: Don't allow them to use those gauntlets or anyone to cause unnecessary damage. That's all I'm gonna say.
Aizawa:...'Problem child.' So what do you mean by saving this child from a villain?
Izuku: Oh the villain? I killed him in self defense.
Aizawa chokes on his own spit, coughing as he looks at his nephew bewildered.
Aizawa: K-KILLED?!
Izuku: I have a registered gun license.
Izuku reveals the two guns he holds to his hips as Aizawa looked stupefied.
Aizawa: How...how did you get a gun license without Naom- don't tell me.
Izuku: I did some training and went through the process with him. Being quirkless does has its advantages. Oh, and the villain was Overhaul.
Aizawa:...Please tell me that's the-
Izuku: I also killed Muscular in self defense.
Aizawa: *sigh* God damnit problem child.
Izuku: Hey I'm still alive though so it's fine!
Aizawa: *raised brow* Are you responsible?
Aizawa asked multiple questions questioning his usage as Izuku answers truthfully.
Aizawa: It seems you're doing quite well. I won't force you to do anything. Do you need money?
Izuku: I'm financially stable with my jobs. I'll be fine.
Aizawa: *relieved* That's good to know. But...be careful, and make sure to be safe ok?
Izuku: Whatever you say.
After some talking involving the introduction of him to zero he leaves, reassured that Izuku was doing just fine as he walks away.
Izuku: 'Why do I feel like someone's watching me?'
???: Oh my~