1 weeks later

Ai: YOUR PARENTS ARE THE NUMBER ONE AND SEVEN HERO?!

Izuku: They're damn neglectful parents.

Ai: I...I can't believe they could do such a thing. *sad* But it seems the discrimination quirkless face even applies to heroes like All Might and not just me-

Izuku: *surprised* Wait you're quirkless like me?

Ai: *happy* Yeah! It's not everyday I meet someone like you!

Eri: Uh Izuku do I change their diapers?

Ai: *panic* ERI I'll be changing them.

Ruby: We can change our own diapers.

Izuku: Is it me or do they speak like adults at times?

Ai: *shrug* Who knows? *smile* They're my children regardless of what they are. Now-

KNOCK*

Eto and Rize were munching on sandwiches as Izuku excuses himself to open the door and peaks through.

Izuku: 'Oh shit.'

CREAK*

???: Excuse me. Are you by any chance Izuku?

Izuku:...Yes.

Akira: My name is Akira Mado, investigator of the CCG. We have reason to believe you are living with a highly dangerous ghoul.
Izuku:...I can't refuse can I?

Akira: No.

Izuku: Come right in. Just take off the shoes.

Akira and 2 other investigators take their shoes off and enter only to be taken aback by Rize shoving another sandwich into her mouth, her kagune poking a Jenga tower and Eto had her kakugan out as she waves at the investigators with an apple in her hands.
Akira: *confused* And they're eating human...food?

Izuku: It's a complicated matter.

Akira: But I thought-

Izuku: They're legally protected by the govenrment. If you're asking how and why, that's classified but you can enter the nearest police station and they'll fill you in.

Eto: Ya can't do anything so suck it!

Akira:...*cold* We shall see then. If what you're saying isn't true, there will be consequences.

She leaves for a short amount of time as the investigators were left to watch.
Izuku: You scared?

Investigator1: *trembling* O-Of course not!

Rize: What if I told you...I was the binge eater~

They promptly faint, and 5 minutes later Naomasa arrives with Akira-

Izuku: They fainted from fear.

Akira: *sigh* And you're really allowing the Binge Eater...*grit* And the one eyed owl to LIVE in this place with other humans?

Naomasa: I see no problem.

Akira: I can see a million things that'll go wrong. How the hell can they eat human food?

Izuku: An associate can kinda ya know...manipulate one's biology.

The two adults walk outside with the investigators still fainted.

Akira:...Still, they're not human. They're like animal

Naomasa: But besides their diet, they are similar like us. After all, Rize's father is the chairman of the CCG.

Akira: I'm like...trying to wrap my head around that. Like you're actually certain this whole thing...the conflict between ghouls and humans is because of them...

Naomasa: Her testimony opened up a whole can of worms. Are you certain you can keep this a secret?

Akira: I can. The report will be simple and besides, the two can eat human food. Ghouls don't have quirks, so I can just rule her out to have a strength enhancing quirk.

The two made some plans to meet up again as Izuku and Eri were sweating buckets trying to win Jenga.

Ruby: Come on! You can do it!

Izuku/Eri: NNNNGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Later

Mado: *surprised* You knocked the binge eater out in one shot? *grin* Impressive. How did you do it?

Izuku described the events of what had happened before as Akira's eyes narrow and Mado's grin widens.
Mado: For someone quirkless you're rather strong...and bold. The CCG would like someone like that. Though, they would want someone that can throw their life away...just for the ghouls to eat.

He seemed a bit better though calms down as he looks Rize up and down.

Mado: You got cocky. But you're lucky someone like Izuku got you protected. And for the one eyed owl...

Eto: If you want, we can fight in a secluded location.

Mado: I've always wanted to avenge my wife. *grin* You better not go soft on me just because I'm an old man. I'm going to kill you.

Izuku: And I'm just gonna MOVE AWAY.

He tiptoes from the scene before moving towards the vending machine nearby.

THUD*

???: Oh. Sorry for bumping into you.

Izuku: Eh it's no biggie...huh.

???: ????

Izuku: I don't want to bring anything back but...do you happen to go to UA?

???: I used to.

Izuku: Oh...do you happen to know a Katsuki?

???: You know him?

Izuku: I recognize those scars. After all...

He lifts his shirt up, revealing much more scars similar to the girl who looks on shocked.
Izuku: He used to be my bully. I don't even know why they accepted him and his sister into UA.

???: Now that I think about it you look awfully familiar to a former classmate. Her name's Izumi...yeah I think.

Izuku: Twin sister.

???: Huh.

Izuku: Estranged twin sister. I disowned myself from the family.

???: *confused* Why?

Izuku: I'm quirkless.

???:...

Izuku: I been through shit, and yet they never loved me.

???: I'm...sorry to hear tha-

Eri: Did big meanie hurt you?

Eri's head pops out from behind Izuku as he looks at the girl's head.

Izuku: That's part of your quirk right?

???: Well...more like used to be.

Eri: Can I help her?

Izuku: Eri you don't have a good control over your quirk.

Eri: But I can always do that!

Izuku: It...are you sure?

She nods with determination as Izuku held Eri up.
Eri: NNNNGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

She pouts, her face turning bright red from the concentration as her horn glows.

???: Why does she look constipated?

Izuku: It's her way of concentrating on her quirk more efficiently. I find it cute though.
???: *smile* I guess it's pretty cute.

Izuku: Eri you don't have to hold your breath.

Eri gasps for air and the girl felt a sudden pressure as she reaches to find her headphone jacks back.

???: They're...back?

Izuku: Eri has the right quirk just for that.

???: I...don't know what to say.

Izuku: So, thinking of being a hero again?

???:...No.

Izuku: I see...

???: If the school is really allowing murderers to stay there, and kick me out just for the aspect of having no quirk, I don't see a reason to. It's just not fair for me to be thrown out like that...

Izuku: Being a hero isn't always the dream you know. Sometimes your passion lies elsewhere. What's your name?
Jirou: Kyoka Jirou.

Izuku: Izuku. A pleasure to meet you.

Jirou: Likewise. I'm into instruments and music by the way.

Izuku: Cool.

BAM*

Izuku: And they just started fighting in the middle of the parking lot. You down for ice cream?

Jirou: I'm cool with that. 'Huh. He's really chill.'

Mado/Eto: AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!