Naomasa:...
Izuku: Ok here me out-
Naomasa: You deliberately hunted the other Overhaul and succeeded while wiping out his followers in his Yakuza group.
Izuku: They took the wrong Eri.
Naomasa: I- oooohhhhh...but still-
Izuku: It was either me going full John Wick on them or All for One decimating their whole base and most likely the whole city block and underground.
Eri 2: I-Is he nice?
Eri: Yeah!
Izuku: Would it be really funny though if the alternate version of my dad became my dad. I mean...he's a really nice guy.
Naomasa: Are you doing this to be petty?
Izuku: Yes.
Naomasa:...I'm down for that shit.
Izuku: HECK YEAH!
Naomasa: And you're gonna be the other Eri's guardian if that's okay with you.
Izuku: Sure! She can stay with me.
Naomasa: Good...
Naomasa: Because the two All for Ones are going to meet soon.
Izuku: Ah...
Later
Tomura 2: You're...hmmmm...
Tomura: You lack a clear motive other than to destroy.
Tomura 2: I see...*chuckle* But to think that the deaths of your UA are the faults of the infamous Todorokis, Bakugous...and that disgusting spawn of All Might.
KNOCK*
Toga: IZUKU!!!
Toga 2: GREENIE!
Izuku ducks under Toga 2's knife and trips her before Toga gives him a big squeaky hug.
Toga 2: Eh?
Toga: DON'T STAB MY BOYFRIEND!
LOV 2: BOYFRIEND?!
Izuku: No, I'm not a villain. These guys are my friends though.
Tomura 2: Great. Now we have the hero-
Izuku: Why the fuck would I become a hero?
Tomura 2: Aren't you All Might's son?
Izuku: He's a shitty father with a shitty wife. The twin's even worse along with her murderous buddies. Oh I got pizza for everyone.
The alternates were wary of Izuku though they were surprised at how casually he got along with the others.
Tomura 2: You're not a villain, but not a hero.
Izuku: I'm just trying to live the quiet life.
Tomura: He went full John Wick on the Shie Hassaikai.
Izuku: THEY KIDNAPPED MY DAUGHTER!
Tomura 2: Is that some kind of movie?
Tomura: Let's say...Izuku's a big fan of guns. And he's REALLY good at using them even if he's quirkless. He killed a lot of high ranking villains.
Tomura 2: *interested* A quirkless gunman. That would've made a great villain story.
Izuku: But I'd rather be free than to be in jail. Crusty face is chill though so even if I'm not a villain, we are good friends eh?
Tomura: Damn right. Anyone up for video games? Izuku's a beast at FPS.
Tomura 2: *smirk* I want to test that out actually.
RUMBLE*
They ignored how AFO was beating the shit out of AFO 2 elsewhere for their conflicting ideals as the country rumbled beneath them slightly.
Tomura 2: To be honest...I like your world's All for One.
Tomura: He's like a father to me. Of course he's a great guy.
Tomura 2: Yeah...'Wished I had that level of love.'
Later
Toshinori 2: PPPPFFFFTTTTTT!!!!
He was trying hard not to laugh while the alternate UA looked horrified along with the other Naomasa, and Izuku was cackling as he wipes a tear off his face.
Izuku: Uh yeah...I don't think you need to worry about a symbol of fear anymore.
Torino 2: So you decided to pit the two against each other.
Izuku: The AFO I know is at his prime even when he has no eyes. Yours is on life support.
Toshinori 2: I do not know how...but he is a much better person than I thought he'd be.
Nighteye 2: I can't even fathom this absurdity.
Izuku: I live in the absurd!
Torino 2: So...Toshinori's an asshat in your world?
Izuku: It's more like a hypocrite but yeah.
Torino 2: I should BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THAT BIG OAF!
Izuku: Hey he's already getting that done in.
Nezu 2: *smile* What's your reason for coming here then?
Izuku: Cause why not?
Aizawa 2: You're even more of a problem child over there.
Izuku: I'm just living my life. Don't worry about me!
Later
Inko 2: I-Izuku? T-There's two of you?
Izuku:...Can I call her mom?
Izuku 2: W-Well uh- if you want to!
Inko: Did you have a mom like me?
Izuku: You were a pro hero in my world.
Izuku 2: That was quite the news but...you weren't really that good of a mother.
Izuku: I'm not talking about you. You're a terrific mother.
Inko 2: *smile* Why thank you.
Izuku: All Might was a terrible father.
Inko 2: FATHER?! I-I'M MARRIED TO HIM?!
Izuku: On second thought...you two would actually look cute together.
Izuku 2: EEHHH?!
Inko 2 was bright red as Izuku pats her back.
Izuku: Just think about it.
Izuku 2: I-I know my mom i-is divorced and there's a void where my father is
Toshinori 2: BUT I AM HERE TO FILL THAT VOID!
Toshinori 2 slaps a letter onto her face as she grabs it-
THUD*
And proceeds to faint with Izuku 2, unable to comprehend the love letter as Izuku and Toshinori 2 blink at each other.
Izuku:...
Toshinori 2:...
Izuku: Can you both be my parents?
Toshinori 2: WHY IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT WHY NOT?! Let's just take it slow...
Inko 2: *RED* 'AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!'
Izuku: 'Lmao my plan to get them together actually worked holy shit I didn't expect that.'
Later
Izuku: The heroes are actually semi decent in the other world. Like hell, even Endeavor's so much better. It's like he actually regrets the past.
Revy: Huh. They seem alright I guess.
Izuku: Any concerns about your living arrangements?
Revy: Not at all. I...I actually really like it here. It's not as shitty as Roanapur, and I can finally relax...
She slumps on the table with a goofy grin on her face as Izuku turns on the TV.
Rei: Izuku...
Izuku: Yeah?
Rei: Is it ok if I come with you on the date tomorrow?
Izuku: I- HUH?
Rei: I know our age difference is...big.
Izuku: You're young again.
Revy: If you're into milfs just say it.
BONK*
Rei: *COUGH*
Izuku: I'm into older girls.
Toga/Rize: Like us?
Izuku: Around my age is fine. Below my age is just weird.
Rei: But I feel like...I want to know you better as a man. 'It's...strange how I'm feeling this for such a young man, much less Izuku who used to be so little.'
Izuku: Sure.
Rei: Just like that?
Izuku: Just like that.
Eto: 'Hehe...it's all going to plan.'
Toga: 'Operation harem commences now!'
