Naomasa:...

Izuku: Ok here me out-

Naomasa: You deliberately hunted the other Overhaul and succeeded while wiping out his followers in his Yakuza group.

Izuku: They took the wrong Eri.

Naomasa: I- oooohhhhh...but still-

Izuku: It was either me going full John Wick on them or All for One decimating their whole base and most likely the whole city block and underground.

Eri 2: I-Is he nice?

Eri: Yeah!

Izuku: Would it be really funny though if the alternate version of my dad became my dad. I mean...he's a really nice guy.

Naomasa: Are you doing this to be petty?

Izuku: Yes.
Naomasa:...I'm down for that shit.

Izuku: HECK YEAH!

Naomasa: And you're gonna be the other Eri's guardian if that's okay with you.

Izuku: Sure! She can stay with me.

Naomasa: Good...

Naomasa: Because the two All for Ones are going to meet soon.

Izuku: Ah...

Later

Tomura 2: You're...hmmmm...

Tomura: You lack a clear motive other than to destroy.

Tomura 2: I see...*chuckle* But to think that the deaths of your UA are the faults of the infamous Todorokis, Bakugous...and that disgusting spawn of All Might.

KNOCK*

Toga: IZUKU!!!

Toga 2: GREENIE!

Izuku ducks under Toga 2's knife and trips her before Toga gives him a big squeaky hug.

Toga 2: Eh?

Toga: DON'T STAB MY BOYFRIEND!

LOV 2: BOYFRIEND?!

Izuku: No, I'm not a villain. These guys are my friends though.

Tomura 2: Great. Now we have the hero-

Izuku: Why the fuck would I become a hero?

Tomura 2: Aren't you All Might's son?

Izuku: He's a shitty father with a shitty wife. The twin's even worse along with her murderous buddies. Oh I got pizza for everyone.

The alternates were wary of Izuku though they were surprised at how casually he got along with the others.
Tomura 2: You're not a villain, but not a hero.

Izuku: I'm just trying to live the quiet life.

Tomura: He went full John Wick on the Shie Hassaikai.

Izuku: THEY KIDNAPPED MY DAUGHTER!

Tomura 2: Is that some kind of movie?

Tomura: Let's say...Izuku's a big fan of guns. And he's REALLY good at using them even if he's quirkless. He killed a lot of high ranking villains.

Tomura 2: *interested* A quirkless gunman. That would've made a great villain story.

Izuku: But I'd rather be free than to be in jail. Crusty face is chill though so even if I'm not a villain, we are good friends eh?

Tomura: Damn right. Anyone up for video games? Izuku's a beast at FPS.

Tomura 2: *smirk* I want to test that out actually.

RUMBLE*

They ignored how AFO was beating the shit out of AFO 2 elsewhere for their conflicting ideals as the country rumbled beneath them slightly.

Tomura 2: To be honest...I like your world's All for One.

Tomura: He's like a father to me. Of course he's a great guy.

Tomura 2: Yeah...'Wished I had that level of love.'

Later

Toshinori 2: PPPPFFFFTTTTTT!!!!

He was trying hard not to laugh while the alternate UA looked horrified along with the other Naomasa, and Izuku was cackling as he wipes a tear off his face.
Izuku: Uh yeah...I don't think you need to worry about a symbol of fear anymore.

Torino 2: So you decided to pit the two against each other.

Izuku: The AFO I know is at his prime even when he has no eyes. Yours is on life support.

Toshinori 2: I do not know how...but he is a much better person than I thought he'd be.

Nighteye 2: I can't even fathom this absurdity.

Izuku: I live in the absurd!

Torino 2: So...Toshinori's an asshat in your world?

Izuku: It's more like a hypocrite but yeah.

Torino 2: I should BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THAT BIG OAF!

Izuku: Hey he's already getting that done in.

Nezu 2: *smile* What's your reason for coming here then?

Izuku: Cause why not?

Aizawa 2: You're even more of a problem child over there.

Izuku: I'm just living my life. Don't worry about me!

Later

Inko 2: I-Izuku? T-There's two of you?

Izuku:...Can I call her mom?

Izuku 2: W-Well uh- if you want to!

Inko: Did you have a mom like me?

Izuku: You were a pro hero in my world.

Izuku 2: That was quite the news but...you weren't really that good of a mother.

Izuku: I'm not talking about you. You're a terrific mother.

Inko 2: *smile* Why thank you.

Izuku: All Might was a terrible father.

Inko 2: FATHER?! I-I'M MARRIED TO HIM?!

Izuku: On second thought...you two would actually look cute together.

Izuku 2: EEHHH?!

Inko 2 was bright red as Izuku pats her back.

Izuku: Just think about it.

Izuku 2: I-I know my mom i-is divorced and there's a void where my father is

Toshinori 2: BUT I AM HERE TO FILL THAT VOID!

Toshinori 2 slaps a letter onto her face as she grabs it-

THUD*

And proceeds to faint with Izuku 2, unable to comprehend the love letter as Izuku and Toshinori 2 blink at each other.

Izuku:...

Toshinori 2:...

Izuku: Can you both be my parents?

Toshinori 2: WHY IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT WHY NOT?! Let's just take it slow...

Inko 2: *RED* 'AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!'

Izuku: 'Lmao my plan to get them together actually worked holy shit I didn't expect that.'

Later

Izuku: The heroes are actually semi decent in the other world. Like hell, even Endeavor's so much better. It's like he actually regrets the past.

Revy: Huh. They seem alright I guess.

Izuku: Any concerns about your living arrangements?

Revy: Not at all. I...I actually really like it here. It's not as shitty as Roanapur, and I can finally relax...

She slumps on the table with a goofy grin on her face as Izuku turns on the TV.

Rei: Izuku...

Izuku: Yeah?

Rei: Is it ok if I come with you on the date tomorrow?

Izuku: I- HUH?

Rei: I know our age difference is...big.

Izuku: You're young again.

Revy: If you're into milfs just say it.

BONK*

Rei: *COUGH*

Izuku: I'm into older girls.

Toga/Rize: Like us?

Izuku: Around my age is fine. Below my age is just weird.

Rei: But I feel like...I want to know you better as a man. 'It's...strange how I'm feeling this for such a young man, much less Izuku who used to be so little.'

Izuku: Sure.
Rei: Just like that?

Izuku: Just like that.

Eto: 'Hehe...it's all going to plan.'

Toga: 'Operation harem commences now!'