Ihwa: Who's that big guy to you?

Izuku: He's kind of like a dad figure to me.

BOOM*

An explosion shook the entire forest area as Izuku and Ihwa held onto the ground.

Izuku: That blonde wanted to fight someone strong so I asked the alternate version of my father.

Ihwa: So your father looks exactly like him?

Izuku: He may be a good hero but he's a terrible father and person. No not terrible person...more like delusional.

Toshinori 2: CAROLINA SMASH!!!!

BOOM*

Ihwa: I like swords.

Izuku: I like guns.

Ihwa/Izuku: I like food.

Izuku: Don't steal my sandwich.

Ihwa: I won't stop.

NOM*

Izuku:...I'm going to eat you.

NOM*

They both growled, not wanting to let go of the sandwich Izuku had in his hand as they grab each other's face.

Ippan: Izuku! I-

The girls were taken aback by Izuku and Ihwa biting each other on the cheek, wrestling each other for the sandwich still in his hand.

BAM*

Izuku: You...WON'T TAKE MY FOOD FROM ME!

Ihwa: IT'S MINE!

Izuku: MINE!

Ihwa: MINE!

NOM*

Toshinori 2: Hey now let's not get too feisty here!

Izuku/Ihwa: *GROWL*

Ihwa: Wait...you defeated Victoria?

NOM*

While she was distracted Izuku was able to roll away with his sandwich and devour it all.

Izuku: YES!

Revy: *munch* We all have that moment.

Jirou: True...but did you really have to bite her face.

Izuku: She bit me too.

Meanwhile Ihwa was shocked, seeing Victoria's unconscious body as Toshinori 2 grins and poses.
Toshinori 2: SHE WAS STRONG! But I am stronger!

Ihwa:...She's...she's like the strongest hero out there- no...she's one of the strongest of the world. And you...defeated her just like that?

Toshinori 2: Just like that young Ihwa!

There were two cuts on his chest though they were rather shallow

Toshinori 2: But the heroes...I'll admit, I don't like them very much.

Ihwa: They're not the best.

Toshinori 2: And they have control over a lot of the world...well there's not much I can do! But oh well!

BOOM*
Toshinori: *raised brow* Was that supposed to hurt?

Ihwa: I'm just...testing my capabilities.

Toshinori 2: If you want a spar then go ahead! Hit me!

Later

Izuku: *yawn* First lesson.

WHOOSH*

Izuku: As you can see here Zeke's being a dumbass.

Evie: Uhuh.

Izuku: His punches are so telegraphed it's painful for me to even dodge them in the first place. A fighter like this will get exhausted quickly.

He weaves the bully's punches, frustrating him before-

BAM*

Zeke: The hell? HOW ARE YOU STILL STANDING?!

Izuku: Cause your punches are weak.

BAM*

Izuku: And you leave yourself wide open for a nut shot.

Zeke falls to the ground in agony, everyone shocked how a cripple or a quirkless managed to defeat someone like him.

Izuku: I mean people here are generally a lot stronger and more resilient to damage.

Roland: But...wow. A-Are you really quirkless?

Izuku: Yes I am. Yes being someone with no abilities sucks but you just gotta deal with it. Hey, life ended up well for me at least.

BAM*

He backhands Zeke, knocking him out before casually taking a stroll with them, guiding the newcomers through Japan as the day progresses.

Later
TENYA IIDA, BROTHER OF INGENIUM KILLED BY HERO KILLER STAIN

Izuku:...You motherfucker-

Charlie: What's wrong?

Izuku: Ever since the first year of UA started people have been dying left and right. Well technically it was the Todorokis, Bakugous, and my twin sister.

Charlie: Oh...wait you said Bakugou?

Izuku: Wait...you know him?

Charlie: Some sinner heard I was the daughter of Lucifer. He demanded to see me and blew up things around the hotel so...let's say my friends kind of...blew him up.

Izuku: And what happens if you die in hell?

Charlie: My dad did use an angelic weapon cause he was pissing him off so...he doesn't exist anymore?
Izuku:...

Charlie: What's so funny?

Izuku: I killed him.

Charlie: What?

Izuku: He threatened to kill me. Kill my two daughters. Make my life miserable again. I killed Katsuki for that...but to think he didn't learn a single thing even in hell-

He had to stop himself from laughing as he bends down.

Izuku: Okay that's way too funny and ironic. At least I won't have to deal with him in the afterlife.

Charlie: But you're happy with this?

Izuku: He deserves it.
Izuku: Name's Izuku by the way.

Charlie: Charlie Morningstar. It's nice to know the human world's like this-

???: And what the hell is the spawn of Satan doing in the human world?!

Izuku: Uh...who are you?

???: Who am I?! I am fucking Adam! The one and only! I'm the first one, the original dick! All you humans came from ME! *grin* S-

Izuku: That's fucking cringe.
Adam: C-CRINGE?!

Izuku: You already sound annoying.

BAM*

Adam gasps as he grasps his heart.

Izuku: You're outdated. Weird. A bit full of yourself. Narcissistic.

Adam: 'O-OH THE PAIN!'

Izuku: I'll take responsibility if Charlie here causes trouble but don't worry. She won't do anything except to observe and watch. Oh...your clothes look a little funny. I thought you were a demon for a second.

Izuku brutally gave his honest opinion of Adam who shrunk back more and more.
Izuku: But you're still Adam I guess...so hello.

Adam: 'J-JUST A HELLO?! T-TO ME?!'

Unable to bare the embarrassment he leaves, and Izuku merely walks with Charlie down the street once more.

Izuku: Hell's looking really tempting right now if that's how Adam's acting.

Charlie: I can assure you Heaven's where you want to be.

Izuku: I done a lot of bad shit before. But...even as angels and demons, you're all still human in some way.

Charlie: Yeah...

Izuku; So, where do you want to go or see?

Izuku had to follow her everywhere, knowing both sides of the afterlife were watching as he gives her a tour.

Breaking News!

Ojiro and Shoka Todoroki has been killed by Izumi Yagi who is said to be All Might's daughter and has completely lost it!

Currently at large
Izuku:...'So she completely lost it. Good. I have a plan for her.'