Usopp's 'Unfortunate' Bad Luck

by Warrior095

Usopp is considered by many for a few things. A liar, a coward, a bit of a perv, and most of all, one of if not the most unluckiest people alive. Seeing as he's considered the comic relief of the Straw Hats that gets beaten up pretty badly most of the time during their journeys. However, sometimes his bad luck can be a blessing in disguise, usually without him knowing it too.

Usopp's 'Unfortunate' bad luck

A/N: This Fanfic took place after sometime after the Wano Country Arc.

D: All anime/manga property of ONE PIECE are a trademark of Eiichiro Oda, Weekly Shōnen Jump & Toei Animation. No Original Characters were used for this Fanfic.

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Usopp is known in the world to be the most accident prone, and one of the most unluckiest men alive. From his compulsive lying that got him into a lot of trouble, to being a useless coward and trying to runaway from any fight whenever it's mainly needed. In fact, it's gotten so bad for him that he's mainly the one among them that gets himself seriously injured or beaten down the most when the Straw Hat crew fall for somebody's trap, having to fight someone more of a better fight than him, and just plain being attacked by one of his crewmen (mainly Nami & Zoro). So yeah, being unlucky is like second nature for him.

However, that can have it's advantages too. With Usopp having the best endurance and durability out of them all, having been able to not only to survive a lot of sever injuries but also continuing the fight with his opponent too. Furthermore, he also turns his greatest weaknesses into a type of strength against opponents too. Like in the ONE PIECE: GOLD movie, when the beautiful, big breasted and sexy hostess/concierge woman of the Gran Tesoro crew, Baccarat used her devil fruit powers to take the luck away from her victims & opponents, while not realising that Usopp doesn't really have any luck in general, thus eventually lead to her defeat.

In addition to that fact, because he's somewhat of a pervert. His bad luck has been both a blessing and curse at the same time when it comes to perverted nature, especially during the Thriller Bark Arc after accidently wondering into the bathroom of an old haunted mansion when Nami was having a shower, screaming for help after being violated by a ghost live inside (Absalom), and thanking god for the sight of seeing Nami's beautiful & busty body in full bloom. Moreover the point, in the Wano Country Arc he also gotten himself inside a tank full of busty women and knocked around inside it too, making him super happy and much against Sanji's jealousy about it as well. However, these small wins are usually ruined by either Nami snapping on Usopp or a villain showing up and attacking him, proving once and for all that nothing is perfect in this world.

But Usopp never thinks about his constant bad luck where instead it usually happens anyway, nor does it make him feel a bit down about it too. Like for today when he was working with Franky on the ship's repairs when he accidentally fall off the ships sail main and landed on something super soft. *COMING AROUND AFTER FALL *OPENED EYES *FACE BURIED INTO SOMETHING SOFT *GRABBING SOMETHING SOFT *GRABBING SOMETHING SOFT "U-UGGGGGH!... W-Wha?... What did I land on?... (*LEAN BACK UP *LOOKING DOWN *GRABBING SOMETHING SOFT *GRABBING SOMETHING SOFT) HUH?!..." said Usopp after failing from the sail main onto something nice and soft that in turn felt good to touch for him, but soon is in shock to discovered what he landed on, *LOOKING DOWN *IN SHOCK *EYES POP OUT *EYES POP OUT *EYES POP OUT "WHAAAAAAAAAA-!?".

It turns out that Usopp fall from the 1st levIel of the ships sail main and land onto the Straw Hats crew's scholar, Nico Robin (who at the time was wearing her Post-Wano Country Arc clothing of a Light-Brown Long-Sleeve Jumper with a Yellow Kilted Short-Shorts too). Not realising that the soft thing that his face and hands landed on was none other than her large well-endowed boobs, that shook him right to the core. *GETTING HER LARGE BOOBIES GROPED BY USOPP *GETTING HER LARGE BOOBIES GROPED BY USOPP *GETTING HER LARGE BOOBIES GROPED BY USOPP *BLUSH A LITTLE *MOAN "Hmm... AAAH!..." moaned out Robin when she's getting body violated unintentionally by Usopp.

This also gained the unwanted attention of both Sanji and Brook, who saw the whole thing happen right in-front of them. Who then went into a fit of rage soon afterwards, angrily cracking the fists and arming themselves with some weapons, ready to attack. *UNINTENTIONALLY GROPING ROBIN'S LARGE BOOBIES *UNINTENTIONALLY GROPING ROBIN'S LARGE BOOBIES *NERVOUS FACE *TEARS *COLD SWEATS "W-W-W-WAIT YOU GUYS!... I CAN EXPLAIN!... Uggggh! I'm not gonna get out of this... Am I?!" said Usopp when he soon realised that he wasn't going to get out of it, thus leading to him being beaten up, *PUNCH *PUNCH *KICK *WHAM *BAM *BOOM *BLOODY PULP *TEARS "OWWW!.. AAAAAH!... OOOOOUCH!... AAAAH!... AAAAHAHAHA!...".

Later that day, after Usopp was finished recovering from the injuries he suffered at the hands of both Sanji and Brook. He heard that Sanji had just finished prepping the food for them to eat, leading him to go to the kitchen to eat again. However, on his way there he once again find himself into trouble again when he accidentally tripped over a cabin-boy broom and once again landed on top of something soft again.

*OPENED EYES *FACE BURIED INTO SOMETHING SOFT *GRABBING SOMETHING SOFT *GRABBING SOMETHING SOFT "... This feeling... THIS SITUATION!... DON'T TELL ME!..." said Usopp as he soon realised want has happened now, once again shocking him with deja vu, *LOOKING DOWN *IN SHOCK *EYES POP OUT *EYES POP OUT *EYES POP OUT "WHAAAAAAAAAA-!?". Thus once again, accidentally groping another beautiful and big busty woman again with this time being the ship's navigator, Nami (who was wearing her outfit from the ONE PIECE OVA: Adventure of Nebulandia. The 2nd outfit of a Yellow Mini-Dress with the Pink Lines on it with a Bottom Collar through the middle. Meanwhile having it buttoned down, exposing her large breast to all).

*GETTING HER LARGE BOOBIES GROPED BY USOPP *GETTING HER LARGE BOOBIES GROPED BY USOPP *GETTING HER LARGE BOOBIES GROPED BY USOPP *BLUSH *MOAN *MOAN *PANT *PANT *MOOOAN "A-AAAH!... U-USOPP!... WHA-WHA-WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!... GET OFF ME!..." yelled Nami after the Usopp once again fell on top of another beautiful & busty woman again. Much to his shock and awe, *GROPING NAMI BIG BOOBIES BY ACCIDENT *GROPING NAMI BIG BOOBIES BY ACCIDENT *IN SHOCK *MOUTH WIDE OPEN "Ah... A-AAH!..." spoke a completely dumbfounded Usopp.

Soon after however, Usopp was complete out of it and wasn't listening to Nami's pleas, and so Nami got up and repeatedly beat him down, leaving him blooded and knocked out. *PUNCH *WHAM *BAM *BOOM *ANGRY FACE *FIST CLUTCHING "THERE!... When I say get off!... I mean... GET OOOOOOOOFF!... GRRRR!" yelled Nami who then soon left an already knocked out Usopp lying on the floor as she stomps away from him frustrated.

And while that happens, Usopp is once again on the ground crying again. *KNOCKED OUT BY NAMI *BLOODY PULP *TEARS *INNER THOUGHTS "AAAAAH!... WHY ME!... (*EXPRESSION CHANGE *PERVY SMILE & LAUGH)... HE! HE! HE!.. Bu-Bu-But totally... WORTH IT!... HEHE!" Usopp said to himself after that. As he still continues to perversely laugh about the fact at touching the beautiful large boobies of his fellow female crewmen, while also wondering that something like this would eventually happen to him again.

THE END.