I do not own anything in this story nothing no person no place no thing got it! It's All Echiro oda's or anyone else's i put in here as a funny references all respects and rights go to the numerous owners and franchises ect
oh and thinking, normal italics and normal boldening(or multiple people talking), (me)
Oiiiii luffyyyyyyy! Hmmmm what is it Nami? IT'S THE MARINES! So soon didn't we just kick there ass?
HUH!? It's one of those summoning circles those monsters used
JOYBOY WHERE ARE YOU! SATURN MAY HAVE FAILED ME, BUT I WILL NOT LET YOU SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY!
Hmmm who the hell are AHHHHHHHH! Everyone they're
they're dead what HOW! *stab*what what are you*crash*i i'll k kill you basta-*slump*
AHHHHHHH! Yo yo yo what is up Luffy! My man? Hmmmm who are you and why are you dressed like that?
Oh well you see I'm an angel and yo ass is dead! WHAT I'M DEAD! Hmmm ok whatever. wha what THE HELL, THAT'S IT!? Yeah I'm dead I can't do anything about it. Oh well that's actually a good point but uhh ok ahh whatever!
ahem uhhh you see my young Luffy yo ass is dead and well you ain't supposed to be. Hmmm wait can you say that word?
DO I LOOK WHITE TO YOU !
no I don't think so. Right that cuz I ain't so yes i can n@*a.
So back on track, yo ass ain't supposed to be dead.
Ohhhhhh you sure? Yes, says it right here. Ohhhhh ok cool uhhhh then what do we do about it?
Well we can send yo latino ass back in time to when's you was a kid ya see. Oh like I'm gonna go back to when I lived in the east blue? Yup you and yo brothers is going back with all y'all memories so you don't get distracted kayyyyy!
Oh really even *gasp* WAIT EVEN ACE!( Luffy's excitement at these words could envelop an entire country by its self and be heard thorughout all of the heavens.)
Yeah that's what i said homie wan kanobi! oh great i i thaaaaaanks so muuuuuch! I i can't believe this is happening *general sobing*
Ok just remember I'm A pimp named slickback got it you say the whole thing! Right thanks a pimp named slickback!
no problem Luffy you keep yourself alive this time now!
Ok SEE YAAAAA!
Hey A Pimp Named Slickback, have you seen that white god I've been looking for? I can't believe I've been lumped in with these . Yeah Ruckus he's right behind you. Oh really hey whi-*bang* man he was annoying! Well i better get going before he comes back shiiiit i hate that
ACE IS IS IT REALLY YOU!? Uhhh what the? LUFFY WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME! Uhhh Ace it it it it it wasn't my fault! THE HELL!?Uhhh Luffy is is is is is that? Ace yup shi shi shi! How!?
uhg Luffy you better explain how the hell this is happening to us! Well you see i died before i was supposed to annnnnnd this guy called A Pimp Named Slickback let us all go back here, Awesome right!
Uh so you died and now we're in the past? Yup. Well that's as good as an answer as we'll ever get.
LUFFY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIED YOU MORON!*thwack* Ace you good? Yeah I guess so. Man it's good to see you guys again! hey I'm sorry i didn't remember you guys. It's all good. so we're kids again right? I guess so, well at least we might have our strength right? Ok let's check it out Sabo! Shi shi shi I'm gonna win this time!
AHHHHHHH! Gum gum battle axe! Fire fist! Dragon claw! *KABOOM*
(twenty minutes later)yup i won as expected shi shi shi! Damn Luffy how'd you get this strong? Yeah he's better than us now the hell? AHAHAHAH I'M GOING TO BE*big breath*here we go again~THE KING OF THE PYRATES!
Well shit i guess he is! We already knew that moron! AHAHAHAH!
So uhhhh So what now? Uh Luffy got any ideas? Uhhhhh hrng ehhhh. no. Riiiiiiight it's luffy.
Oh i got an idea shi shi shi! Huh Luffy actually came up with one! Sure did! Uhhh this isn't going to get us killed again is it? No. (It might)
so what is it? Let's scare the shit out of gramps! HUH? Uhhh well i guess we can't be killed by him per say soooo sure why not. Ok all we have to do is wait!
Three days later! p.s Luffy just went around shoplifting and dine n dashing with his brothers oddly enough Luffy didn't seem to bothered by Ace suddenly not being dead as a door nail. Sabo on the other hand was very concerned about this whole situation.
(suddenly a very respected old man crashed through the door) Oh hey gichan! Hmmm hey Luffy how's my grandson!
WE LEARNED THESE AWSOME TRICKS! Huh what is it? (It's haki) you see this nice old man named Rayleigh showed us wellllll this! *shin* HUH IS THAT HAKI!? Yeah isn't it cool!
Wait did you say Rayleigh? Yup he's super nice!Damn it Rayleigh you asshole, it better not be you Silvers!
Huh well that's pretty impressive Luffy don't go showing that around now ok.
it's supposed to help me be king of the pyrates! Huh you still going on about that nonsense? Fist Of Love! (As Garp went to sock the child he then realized he done goofed)
FLAME EMPEROR, GUM GUM RED HAWK, BYE SHITTY GRAMPS!*AHHHHHHH*(insert Garp going across the island here)
WHAT WAS THAT SHIT!(It was pain)
Owwww you brats what in the hell did you all do for training with that bastard!? Oh not much me Sabo and Luffy just punched some iron and uhhhh animals in this island in this really scary place!
Huh?If he put Luffy or Ace or even Sabo i guess? in harms way i might kill him and hang him on my door! Oh where was it uhhh some place in the calm belt!
THE FUCKING CALM BELT I'M GONNA GIVE RAYLEIGH THE GALAXY BELT, ahh just like with Dragon too bad the lessons never stuck WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh well you're definitely strong now brat. Yeesh this is a headache. So Gramps what do you wana do today? Well no need for training you three that's for sure WHAHAHAHAHA! But umma, OH I GOT IT I'M GONNA SHOW YOU OFF TO AOKIJI!
bedabedabedabeda caclick* HEY AOKIJI YOU GOTTA COME SEE THIS!
Hm what is it now Garp?
MY GRANDSON AND HIS BRATTY FRIENDS ALREADY KNOW HAKI! I'M SO PROUD OF THEM WAHAHAHAHAHA!
Huh haki seriously wait isn't he like seven?
Yup awesome right! Dammit Garp why did you teach him that? I didn't it was that bastard Rayleigh!
Huh RAYLEIGH as in the Silvers Rayleigh! the fuck is with your family? Huh what's that Supposed to mean?Nothing Garp, I'll be right over.*caclick*
Oh was that the ice guy i heard about?
Yeah awesome right? I guess so, as long as we can have a good fight!
Hmm oh i see my darling grandson wants to test the waters of marine-hood does he?
WHAT NO WAY I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PYRATES NAWAHAHAHAHA!
Did he just laugh like Roger? Wait did Raylegh teach him that to piss me off dammit well you old crow it's working! Man I'm so gonna get him for this!
Two weeks later
oiiiiii Garp where are these miracle brats? oh. Shi shi shi hey ice guy wana fight? Huh sure why not? I've got some time to kill anyways.
alright I'm not going easy on you just because you're Gramps's student!
Wait is this one of those miracle brats?
GUM GUM JET GATLING!Oh shit! *slam slam slam slam slam slam slam*
ahhhhg damn kid you pack one hell of a punch! GUM GUM ELEPHANT RIFLE!The fu- *kaboom*
owwww shit that hurt A LOT!? Alright then. ICE AGE! Heh that the best you got ice guy? Damn kid you scary.He'll win if he has anymore surprises in store but i doubt it.
GEAR FOURTH! Uh oh, GARP HELP! SNAKE-MAN! GAAAAAAARP WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAMILY!? GUM GUM PYTHON! GARRRRRRRP!*SLAM*
Wahahahahaha what did i say Aokiji impressive right? Yeah he hits like a truck. Uhhh you need a doctor? Don't know.
Luffy why did you have to rough him up so bad? Sorry Gramps i just wanted a good fight. WAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S MY GRANDSON FOR YA WAHAHAHAHAHA!
So Garp care to explain why I'm here exactly? I just wanted you to see this that's all. Oh so you brought me to an island so i could get my ass kicked? Well to be honest I didn't know he had more than two gears.
How many do you have kid? Five. So so AHAHAHAHAHAHA! So that wasn't the best you could do? Heh i really need to train harder aha!
Yeah you do my stupid pupil! Alright I'll see you later Luffy, i need to train Aokiji some more! Ok bye!
Two hours later at the ASL fort!
So uhh Ace what was heaven like? I can't remember. Why not? Oh they said it's just supposed to be a suprise for people so I wasn't allowed to remember. Oh ok well that makes sense.
So Luffy what's the plan? Plan don't have one. Oh ok i got one then. Really Sabo? Sure enough. Well what is it spit it out already! Ok ok sheesh! So i think we should all just train untill the events that we were supposed to leave the island at happen.
Hmm like you leave in two months, me and Luffy leave when we're seventeen? Yup. Oh ok so like we don't mess up time or some thing like that. Yup that's basically the plan.
Well it's better than nothing, what do you think about it Luffy? Hmm I'm alright about it the less i have to remember the better!
Uh Ahahahahahaha that's so you!
Seven years later
(the sound of chear fills the air as Portgas D Ace departs forme the island)
BYEEEEE ACE! SEE YOU LATER LUFFY STAY SAFE NOW! Hmmm so i guess i just have to wait another year maaaaaaaaaaan this is so boring.
OH HEY ACE! Hmmm what? KICK PIE GUYS ASS FOR ME WILL YA! RIGHT SURE THING LUFFY!
Ohhhhhhhhhohohohohoooooo i am soooooooo gonna kick Black Beard's ass!
Three years later
ok there's the whirlpool time to get in this barrel!Wait a minute why did i get in this barrel i could have just jumped on her ship DANG IT man I'm stupid!Ah no time for thinking!
Hey i think this is a sake barrel! Let's bust it op- I SLEPT SO GOOD! the THE HELL ARE YOU! Hmm gum gum pistol!
Oh hey I'm Monkey D Luffy, what's your name? Uh k k k k k k k k Koby! Koby huh well hey! W what? Do you have a dream? A a dream? Yeah i want to king of the pyrates and you? I i i i i i I WANT TO BE A MARINE ADMIRAL! Ok cool.
That that's it you're not gonna laugh? nope i think you can do it! Really no no ones ever believed in me before not even my parents! Well i do. Thanks luffy! What you wana do now?
Uh i i want defeat that whale Al- WHO YOU CALLING A WHALE KOBY! Y y y y y y y YOU I'M GOING TO ESCAPE YOU AND WHEN I BECOME A MARINE I'M GONNA CATCH YOUR LOUSY ASS FIRST! HA DIE KOBY!
Well said, GUM GUM BAZOOKA!
oh look there's Nami wonder what she's doing?
At Shell Town p.s it's run by a man who will soon no longer be in charge.
(as Luffy and Koby were walking to the base)
oh look it's Helmepo. Oi little girl you can't be here! Uh i was just! Don't you know the law! N n n n no. Well anyone who helps a criminal must be executed! Wha wha p p please don't! Well since you're just a little girl I'll just throw you over the wall. Do it. Yes Helmepo!
Curl into a ball. Ahhhhh! Caught her, stay here Koby! Huh Luffy what are- GUM GUM ROCKET! What th-*CRASH*
IS THIS GUY NUTS!? YOU IDOT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST DID!? Yup. ARE YOU CRAZY!? Maybe. Huh well I can't stop you so do as you please i guess?
Oh hey Zoro. Hmm you've heard of me, ah well what is it? He's going to exacute you tomorrow.
WHAT! Yup he never wanted to up hold your agreement. Why are you telling me this? Well you see i have a deal for you! Hmm what is it? Join my pyrate crew and I'll get your swords and set you free! Huh a pyrate crew huh? Well I'm not exactly in a pool of options right now so sure why not.
Ok bye Zoro! HEY YOUR GOING THE WRONG WAY! No I'm not watch! GUM GUM ROCKET! What the hell is he!? HEY KOBY UNDO HIS ROPES WITH YOUR KINFE! Huh uh ok?
OH HEY AXE GUY! Huh who are you that destroyed my statue!? Oh me I'm Monkey D Luffy and I'm gonna be the king of the pyrates! Huh a pyrate!? GUM GUM WHIP! (They all fell off the roof) hmmmm Zoro's swords? Oh just use observation haki! There!
hey look it's Nami again.
Oiiiii Zoro! Huh oh you're back? Here! Oh thanks. Oh looks like fighting time! Ahg damn. It's ok Zoro i got this!Huh is really going to fight them all him self!?
BEWEEEEEEM* HUH WHAT THE DID DID HE JUST WHAT WAS THAT WHAT IS THIS GUY!?
Awwwwww they all fell down that's disappointing i thought at least Axe guy would stay standing.
Luffy what was that!? Oh uhhhhh it's a special power some people just have Koby.
Really? Yup it's called conquers haki! Conquers haki? Yeah only one in a millon people have it, even fewer awaken it though.
Wow that that's amazing Luffy where'd you learn this stuff?
Oh my master Rayleigh tought me. Rayleigh? Yup Silvers Rayleigh!
SILVERS RAYLEIGH! Luffy you you were tought by him!?
Wait Luffy! What Zoro? YOU DON'T MEAN THE ROGER PYRATE SILVERS RAYLEIGH DO YOU?
Yup. *BONG* HE SAID IT SO MATTER OF FACTLY! that's really something Luffy!
So that's why Luffy's so damn strong i mean no ordinary human could beat Alvida like that!
this guy was tought by Silvers Rayleigh huh? Good to have him as my captain, hate to think what would have happened to me had I tried to capture him.
So uhhhh let's get going Zoro! Uh aye aye captain?
Oh hey Koby! Huh what is it Luffy? If the marines think you're my friend they won't let you join so i gotta punch you out now.
WHA-*THAWACK* DAMN LUFFY DID YOU HAVE TO HIT HIM SO HARD!? Whaaaaat i had to make it look real! Huh, ok what ever.
Hold on i gotta wright a recommendation letter for Koby! Huh why would the marines listen to your recommendation? Well they won't mind me much but they will gramps! Gramps? Yeah my gramps is in the navy. Oh ok.
(In the letter) dear Monkey D. Garp i your grandson Monkey D. Luffy personally recommend Koby and Helmepo to whatever horrible training program you can muster, they show real promise especially Koby, although Helmepo has some kinks to workout. As always yours truly Monkey D. Luffy! p.s I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PYRATES!
DONE! you're done ok then let's get going I'm starving. Ok shi shi shi!
Oh Zoro look a bird! Huh so? Let's catch it! Huh how are you gonna d- GUUUUUM GUUUUUUM ROCKET!
ZOOOOOOROOOOOOOO I'M STUUUUUUCK! Ah... oh goddammit, LUFFY!
AHHHHHHHHH*crash* hmmm oh hey. Uh hey could you help me w- with the pyrates sure. GUM GUM-WHIP!
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? W W What are you!? Oh I'm a rubber man i ate the gum gum fruit. Uhhh ok then. is is he talking about a devil fruit!?
Man I'm hungry! *sigh* ok I'll make you a sandwich, it's the least i can do for saving me. Ok!
So what are you doing here? Oh i fell. Fell? Out of a birds mouth how about you?
WHAT THE, oh why even bother with this guy.Oh I'm stealing from pyrates it's what i do.
Hmm why isn't that dangerous to steal from us? Wait you mean you're a pyrate? Yup*humungous breath* I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PYRATES!
WHAT ARE YOU NUTS!? Maybe but it's my dream and I'm gonna do it or die trying!
Oh well not like i can stop you. I'm gonna go kick buggy's ass now see ya! Huh you can't just g- GUM GUM ROCKET!
Uh! Ahg that dumbass I've gotta stop him from getting himself killed!
HEY BIG NOSE! Huh who dare calls me that!? ME, GUM GUM PISTOL!
What the!?A devil fruit user here in the east blue that's nuts, well I've fought a lot of them soooooo not that big a deal right Buggy? right get your head in the game let's do this!
hey Buggy i want to know something. What's that Strawhat? If Roger was here now, do you think he would be proud of you?
wha wha WHAT WHY THE HELL WOULD I KNOW!? Well it's just you're pretty weak for someone who was in his crew.
How how do you know that!? STRAWHAAAAAAAT! GUUM GUUUUM BATTLE AXE!
Finally this is probably where Luffy is! Huh what the! GUUUUUUM GUUUUUM BAZOOOOKA! I'M GONNA GET YOU FLASHALY FOR THIS STRAWHAAAAaaaaat! Bye buggy!
Uh Luffy what just happened? Oh i kicked Buggy's ass. Who? That guy. Oh.
I AM CABAJI THE- you can get this one Zoro. Alright then. HEY WHY AREN'T you listening to me. ONIGIRI!
USOPP USOPP USOPP I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE USOPP!
Soooooooo Zoro? *sigh* What Luffy? You see that guy? Hmm the long nosed one? Yup, that's my friends crew mates kid and if he's just like his dad he'll be a sniper. Oh so you wana add him to our crew? Well if you think he's good enough, then it's fine by me. OIIIIIII USOPP COME HERE! Huh Uh m m me? Yes you be my sniper!
Huh how do you even, uh i mean AH YES WHY OF COURSE MY FAME FOR DESTROYING THAT GIANT ANT IS WELL KNOW ALL ACROSS THE WORLD AHAHAHAHA!
Why does this guy lie so much and so obviously?
No. Uh then how? Your dad keept whining about you all the time when i was a kid. Huh m my dad? YOU MET MY DAD!? Yup Yasopp right? Yeah i i can't believe this i... hey wana come get a bite to eat?
Sure as long as you join my crew Usopp. Right *BIIIIIG BREATH!* *sigh* alrighty then! Ok LET'S GO!
Hey Usopp we need a ship, know where we can get one? A ship oh my friend Kaya might have a ship to spare, if anyone here has one it's her. Ok where is she? Righ- GUM GUM ROCKET!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LUFFY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUU!?
We're here! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! Ahahahahaha! Sooooo where is, oh there. HEY! Huh? Who who are you? I'm Monkey D. Luffy and I'm gonna be the king of the pyrates!
Huh who are you rabble? We're- doesn't matter get out now your trespassing! And you Usopp get out of here you son of a filthy PYRATE!
Why you! Hold on Usopp you're my crew.
Hey Kuro did you just insult my crewmate!? Huh how do even!? I mean i have no idea what you're talking abou- GUM GUM PISTOL!
KLAHADOR! That's not his name. Huh what are you doing kla-
OUT OF THE BACK ATTACK! GUM GUM BAZOOKA!
shi shi shi, i win peace. Uh Luffy what did you do!? Oh i punched him he sucked.
WHY DID YOU HURT KLAHADOR!? One he insulted my Nakama's father, two he's an evil douche bag, three i just didn't like him, four he lied a lot but not like Usopp.
He he lied about what!? He's a pyrate. A a pyrate? Yes his name is Kuro and i can assume he's here to steal from you or something.
Steal no way he's been here for to long! GET LOST YOU ASSHOLES! Huh hm ok. Seeeee yaaaaaa.
LUFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Hmm what is it Usopp? Kuro and his men are coming for you! Oh ok, well let's go get them guys.
Oh hey Kuro. STRAWHAT I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR DEFEATING ME! No.
OUT OF TH-*THWACK* hey hey captian get up! Is is joking around or something?
DID DID HE JUST ONE PUNCH CAPTAIN KUROOOO!?
(queue the coc haki) what the that power again huh? Ok Zoro, Nami, Usopp, you get the rest.
(four minutes later) oh hey look it's Kaya!
You you already defeated him? Yup. I'm I'm so sorry I didn't believe you Luffy! It's ok I don't mind as long as you're ok. Thank you so much! Shi shi shi, It's no big deal.
If there's anything you need let me know! Oh do you have an extra ship? Yes I'll get it ready right away! AWESOOOOME!
Well here she is the going merry! Sweeeet! So let's set sail guys! YEAH!
(I'm not righting Gaimon's story it's boring.)
Ohhh look the sea restaurant Baratie! Sanji meat!
So what's his problem? Oh that costumer wasted food, Sanji hates the shit out of that. Hmmmm i gonna get him to be my cook. Huh well uh good luck i guess?
Huh oh is is that Mihawk's voice? Neet.
MY NAME IS DON KIREG AN- GUM GUM BAZOOKA!
Huh did did that guy just!? RUUUUUUUUUN! GUM GUM GATLING!
Huh what's this, i thought i'd just be here to kill time, but this is far more interesting. Oh hey Mihawk.
Who are you? Hmm me I'm Monkey D. Luffy and *da big breath* I'M GONNA BE... THE KING OF THE PYRATES!
the pyrate king huh? That's quite the statement young man. Well it's true so there! Heh.
Luffy get out of the way this is my fight! Huh, Zoro he's totally gonna. DON'T CARE! Hmpf don't say i didn't worn you.
(Zoro dun fucked up)
oh hey johnny. Luffy it's! Nami yeah i saw, oi guys! What? LET'S GO SAVE NAMI! YEAAAAAAH!