Chapter 1: Hells Arabian nights
The camera goes over a sandy dune in the lands of Hells desert sands a land that only the brave souls known as hell Arabians can live and make a beautiful life for themselves as smoke then billowed in the sky as the words formed the title of this tale along with a recitation
In accociation with Vizipop studios and from the minds of Lucky hyena
Comes a Spectacular Helluva boss story not many wanted
Helluva boss: Aladdin
The camera then goes to the outskirts of a great city known as Agrabah as just on a hill overlooking the place was a figure that seemed to be otherworldly. A large vibrant colored burly demon of a staggering posture with long arms and digitigrade legs and a broad upper chest and a narrow waistband three rooster like tail feathers colored red, black and ivory-white and dark blue feathers and large feathers running down his chest and a mane of thick cyan hair with two additional faces of a ram and bull on the sides and glowing green eyes and a mouth on the main head. He seems to be dressed in a blue outfit with gold buttons and dark red harem pants and pink pointed boots (AN: think the broadway genies outfit, referencing what his voice actor portrayed)
"Salãm and good evening to you worthy freinds, welcome to the fabled city of Agrabah, city of flying carpets *Cue showing flying carpets flying above the town* soaring heros" he started
Male voice: And famous love ballads that would make any sucubub or inccubus go aww
From the figures mane popped out a thin jester like imp as he was upside down. He had lime green scalar and pink irises and a long imp tail (Which was wrapped around the figure arm) and black dots on his cheeks and a white face with a cute red nose with a bright red and blue jester cap with bells, a white ruffle and a black collar bellow it with the front side of the outfit a lighter blue with gold trim at the bottom with pink hearts and the back being a dark blue with white and gold trim at the bottom with purple hearts and white and purple stripped pants and long light to dark blue stripped sleeves with gold cuffs and a yellow trim edging and yellow balls on the shoulders with red hearts and black heeled shoes with gold hearts on the front and black gloves with gold cuffs
The figure just laughed as the imps legs stretched as he slithered onto the figures shoulders as they nosed nuzzled "That is true and more glitz and glamour than any other fictional city in the world, my name is Asmodus the prince of lust *sees the imp wag a fingure* alright a former Prince of lust and now the Genie of this tale along with my husband Frizzaroli *cue the named Frizzaroli using his fingers to rub them into his cheeks showing his forked striped tongue cutely* as we tell of a tale in this Arabian desert sands of something amazing that had helped us both and our best freinds" said Asmodus as he begins to sing
Asmodus: Oh we come from a land from a faraway place where the caravan camels roam *Shows a long line of Camels with various Demons in caravans coming to the entrance of Agrabah
Where its plant and immense and the heat is intesnse
Frizzaroli: its barbaric, but hay its home
Asmodus nods as the sunslowly sets as the bird like demon walks to the town entrance as the winds blowed
Asmodus: when the winds from the east and the suns from the west *Frizzaroli shows a hour glass* and the sand in the glass is right
Come on down, stop on by *draws a magic circle as a magic carpet appears as he and Frizzroli steps onto it as it floats over the city*
Hop on a carpet and fly
To another Hell Arabian night
"Of course to you readers you know what Hell Agrabah is famous for? This magical lamp?" Said Frizzaroli as from Asmodus mane a lanturn that was pink and dark purple was pulled out with a blue flame as Asmodus looks at the readers and wags a finger "Ahh but dont be fooled by its "commonplace" apperance like so many things its not what's on the outside but what's on the inside that counts *Shivers as you can see his feathers fluff a bit* oooh got a little deep for a second, but this lanturn is what put Agrabah on the map" said Asmodus as Frizzaroli showed a map "These Readers never been here luv" he said "No then lets fix that up" he said as he guided the magic carpet to the center of town
Asmodaus: Follow us to a place where incredible feats
Are routine every hour or so *He then manipulated smoke and flames as Frizzaroli seemed to stretch and bend around poles as a audience of imps, hellhounds, sinners adapted to the harsh weather, gathered for the scene as the two showed off.
Where enchantment runs rampant
Its wild in the streets open sesame here we go
It then shows various imps, Sucubus, Incubus and female hellhounds dressed in Arabian clothing dancing under the cool starlit skies
Frizzaroli: See the dervishes dance in ridiculous pants *wraps around Asmodus as the two hugg and nosed as you can see couples holding hands*
Asmodus: then romance to your hearts delight come on down
Asmodus, Frizzaroli and Company: come on in
Let the magic begin
Its another Arabian night.
Arabian nights like Arabian days
More often than not are hotter than hot
Asmodus: in a lot of good ways
Asmodus, Frizzroli and company: Arabian nights *Shows the beautiful full moon above*
'Neath Arabian moons…
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes
A imp dressed as a soothsayer seemed to manipulate and burn incense as it shows images of magic and bottles and lamps as genies seem to pop out
Company: in that magical place in that mystical land
Theres a genie inside every jar
It goes to show Frizzarolis reflection in beautiful clear jars as he slunked studied each one
He'll do all your bidding your wish his command
Frizzaroli then bumped into Asmodus as he shrugged
Asmodus: Its demeaning but hey there you are
Company: unbelievable yes
An unethical mess
Nonetheless no ones very contrived
You come here and you've come to a land where any mountain can move
A land of high intrigue with tricky logistics
By prophets and mystics
Asmodaus *Holding up a piece of paper with various numbers and words* And I've got the statistics to prove
Company: Arabian nights
Arabian nights
Suddenly Asmodus and Frizzaroli started to gesture and show off the citizens of agrabah and all its splendor "Agrabah come for the hummus stay for the floor-show" said Asmodus showing off the dancing citizens as Frizzaroli slooped with a plate of hummus "Have a snack as you watch its always a great treat to enjoy!" He said as you can see the poor type class dancing looking amazing "Even the poor people look Fabulous!" Said Asmodus gesturing to the dancers "And everyone has a minor in dance" said Frizzaroli holding up a degree in dance as Asmodus snapped his fingers to summon his magic carpet "How about the more softer side of Agrabah luv" he said as Frizzoli jumped on and patted a space as the genie stepped on as they flew off
Company: Arabian nights…
Arabian nights
"And of course you much watch your step here in Agrabah for danger lurks around every corner" said Asmodus as in the darker alleyways of Agrabah you can see silhouettes of what looks like a moth demon in a top hat and a furry collar and a snake creature with a top hat and a back pack with chatting egg like creatures. "And Ugly bad guys too" said Frizzaroli to the audience
Company Arabian nights
"Its a grand and amazing city where a penniless nobody can turn out to be…" started Frizzaroli as it shows a shadowed figure of a tall imp with a serpent lie lithe body in rags as it shows him sharing some food to a young Succubus and Hellhound pup "A noble somebody" said Asmodus as he wrapped a arm around his husband happy at the gesture the imp had done as they soon came to the palace
Company: Arabian nights
"Its a place where a prince would give up his crown for true love" said Asmodus as shadowed you can see a owl like prince put his crown on a pillow as a heart flame seems to form above but a fox demon dressed in a kimono holds a hand up showing a parchment paper "But his mother the Queen is a stickler for the ancient ways" said Frizzaroli before lean whispering to Asmodus "*Whispers* good thing there is no more caste system" he said as the rooster nodded as they returned to the market place "And our heros pals are as thick as theifs" said Asmodus as it shows running on the rooftops with the thin imp were two other imps a male and a female one with black hair one with white, a hell hound, a fox demon, a tengu demon and a humanoid demon "Adorable…but also theifs" said Frizzaroli as the couple then returned to the center of Agrabah as Asmodus grinned at the audience "Oh did we also mention…is that everybody sings!" Said Asmodus "So come on people! Let it rip!" Said Frizzaroli
Asmodus, Frizzaroli and Company:
Arabian nights like Arabian days
More often Thant not are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Arabian nights 'neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes
Company: Arabian Nights…
Arabian Nights…
"Ozzie I think we should start our tale of our freinds" said Frizzaroli as Ozzie smiled "Of course dear *To the readers* you would all like to hear the story?"
Arabian Nights…
"I think they do Ozzie, I know we lived through it but it always feels refreshing to hear you tell the tale" said Frizzaroli as Ozzie nossed his partner as he pulled out his lanturn as he opened it manipulating some of the flames into his open palm.
Arabian Nights…
Arabian nights…
"Our story begins *tosses the flames up as it zooms to the dark stary* during a dark stary night" he said
Asmodus voice: where a dark and sinister man plots something for a dark wicked purpose…
The camera then goes to the wide desert of Agrabah empty and covered in a dark purple hue of the night as a tall figure in a top hat and a serpent like demon with a backpack and a top had and a cobra hood with many eyes waited with a hell horse and what looks like a mechanical way finder fit for the serpent as another hell horse galloped up as a figure jumped off it. It was a imp dressed as a ganster with yellow eyes and a dust of freckles and white hair poking from the hat. "You are late Crimsion" said the tall figure as closer it was a moth like demon with heart shaped glasses and a robe with a furry collar "I am sorry Valatino" said Crimsion though his tone showed a sarcastic edge as the now named Valatino glared "Do you have it?" He asked as Crimsion smirked and pulled from his pocket what looks like half of a heart with a feathery wing "Had to 'cut down' a few imps but I got it" he said as Valatino reached but Crimsion pulled back "Ah ahah, the treasure" he started but was jumped on buy a trio of eggs with a face and eyes and legs dressed in fine suits as they waddled over to the victorian dressed serpent as he hissed "Sssssorrry you must fulfill your half first" said the snake giving the half to Valatino "Thank you Sir Pentuous and trust me Crimsion you will get your reward" he said as he took out a amulet piece the same as the angel wing one but this one had a bat like wing as Crimson got up and growled as Valatino reunited the two half as they glowed and took off "Quickly follow the trail!" He barked as he and crimson got on there hellhorses as Sir Pentuous got on his electronic way finder and sailed as the trio followed the glowing light "Faster!" Barked Valatino as soon the heart shaped amulet stopped and started to spin and float as emerging from the sand was a large door like entrance on its side were two heartless like demons known as the Threasholder on the front of the door was a heart with a angel wing with a kneeling angel bellow it, the other showed the demonic heart with a imp with bat like wings keeling bellow it.
"Final after all my years of searching the cave of wonders" said Valatino with a dark glee as Crimsion was just stunned "By Mammon…" he started as Valatino grabbed Crimsion by the nape of his neck "Now remember! Bring me the lanturn any other treasures are yours, but the lanturn *Grins darkly* is mine" he said tossing Crimsion as he got up but he had a nasty grin on his face as he walked up to the door way as Sir Pentnous looked at the moth sinner "Sssssheeesh Val where did you find ssssuch a greedy worthless thing?" He asked as his Egg boys chatted repeating loser as Valatino shushed him.
Crimsion approached the doorway slightly nervous but as he came close the doors slowly open billowing a powerful wind as he fell on his back as the two heartless guardians moved [Who disturbed our slumber] they echoed speaking like two voices a male and female as Crimsion got up and bowed "It is I Crimsion, a mafia boss leader" he said as the two guardians looked down at the imp as if judging him
Female voice: only one may enter through our doors
Male voice: one who had suffered through great loss and yet gained so much
Female voice: One who's soul holds grand worth with in
In unison: the diamond in the rough
That made Crimsion turn and stare at Valatino who shrugged "What are you waiting for? Go on" he said as Crimsion seeing the door open walked up to it as stairs form as he carefully took a tentative step through the door…seeing nothing has happened he let out a sigh of relief. However it was short lived as the door began to shake as Crimsion screamed as the two guardians roared as he tried to escape but the sand sunk his feet trapping him as the door slammed shut sending a powerful wind out as Valatino braced himself as the storm blowed Crimsions screams and the sound of a squelching blade echoed through out the desert as the doorway sank transforming into sand.
[Seek it out the diamond in….the diamond…the diamond in the rough]
After things calmed down Penuious popped out of a sand dune his egg boys falling out of his backpack as he spat out sand "I Just cant belive it I just tone belive it *Snaps his fingers as a egg boi rushes to get the amulet* we are never gonna get that stupid Lanturn! Just forget it" he said as he started kicking eh swishing at the sand with his tail "I AM SSSSSSSSO MAD MY SSSSSSSTUTTTTER IS BAD AND I AM KICKING SSSSSSAND!" He yelled as his egg bois jumped "Mad Second boss" "Really Mad" the egg bois said as Valatino took the amulet "Patiance Sire Pentious, patiance, it is obvious Crimsion was not the worthy soul in hell to enter the cave" he said pocketing the amulet "Oh theressss a big ssssurprise what are we gonna do we got a big problem a big…" he started but Valatino pinched his Lips to get him to stop taking.
"I understand my victorian serpent inventor, we must return back to Agrabah to find this Diamond in the rough" he said
But who is this diamond in the rough in all of hell?
Authors note: well I joined the bandwagon in making a proper Aladdin parody and now here it is with Helluva boss/Hazbin hotel characters with elements from the broadway musical why? It adds some zeel to the tale
Next chapter meet our heros Blitzo and IMP who must steal to survive and avoid Adam and Strongarm the Palace guards, though with how long they have done this its just second nature, however Blitzo holds a secret that he wants to give a better life to his freinds and adopted daughter much better then stealing to survive can do.