Hey Arnold – Honeymoon in Gravity Falls

Fanfiction written by dj_ddt

All Rights of Hey Arnold by Nickelodeon and Craig Bartlett

All Rights of Gravity Falls bs Disney and Alex Hirsch

Arnold and Helga had just married and were on their honeymoon.

But the budget was too low for a travel of the world.

It was SO low, that they landed in Gravity Falls.

Some of you may know this little town.

Arnold and Helga were not aware of what will await them.

„Criminy Arnold, where the heck are we here?", Helga asked irritated.

„This place is called Gravity Falls, Honey!", he answered.

„I know the name, but look around you...that's no place for a honeymoon!", she groused.

„I don't think it's great, either!", Arnold answered, „But we don't have enough money for a better place and you know that!"

„Yes, but...*sigh* ...okay, let's get the best out of it!", Helga said, „At least they have a nice wood here!"

„Yep, always look on the bright side!", Arnold smiled.

„Who do you think you are? Monty Phython?", Helga grinned. „That's SO you!"

„And you love me for that!", he winked at her.

Helga sighed again and kissed him on the cheek.

„Now let's search our hotel!", she demanded, „After the long ride i want to lay down while!"

„Well...you cannot call it a hotel exactly.", Arnold said sheepishly, „It's more like a accommodation."

„Great...it's getting better and better!", Helga grumbled.

„The only thing i need on this honeymoon is YOU!", Arnold smiled to her.

„Okay, okay, you won!", she answered, „I cannot say anything against THAT!"

After some minutes on a forest way, they arrived at their destination.

„That's our accommodation?", Helga asked shocked. „That's a hovel!"

„We only have rented one room, but we can use the kitchen!", Arnold said.

„What? We have to SHARE with the inhabitants?", Helga asked, „You know i am not so good with strangers!"

„I believe in you! Don't talk bad about yourself!", Arnold answered.

„Man, you really should be glad i love you that much!", Helga said annoyed.

*knock knock*

„Yes? How can i help you?", the person inside asked.

„Hi, my name is Arnold Shortman-Pataki and this is my wife Helga. We rented a room at your house for 4 weeks."

„Ah yes, i remember.", the person said, „My name is Mason Pines, but you can call me Dipper if you like."

„I am very pleased.", Arnold said and shook Dipper's hand.

„I would like to introduce MY wife to YOU, but she is working now.", Dipper said. „But if you like pancakes, i suggest you to visit her at Pacifica's Diner."

„Oh, so your wife is the owner of that diner!?", Helga smiled, „Long live the women power!"

„Helga, please!", Arnold said and rolled his eyes.

„Yes, she took it over from her adoptive mother.", Dipper answered.

„Oh...did her mother die?", Arnold asked compassionate.

„Arnold, don't be so nosey!", Helga cautioned him.

„Since when do YOU discipline ME?", Arnold asked unbelieving.

„If i HAVE to do something like that, then i DO it!", she answered dryly.

„It's okay!", Dipper said, „Maybe she tells you by herself!"

„Yeah...sorry! Please show us our room, please!", Arnold said.

Up at the room Helga said: „It's not the Ritz, but seems cozy enough."

„Yes, we renovated a little here and there.", Dipper said, „Before i took it over from my grunkle, it really was a hovel."

„And from outside it STILL looks like it!", Helga whispered in Arnold's ear.

Dipper left the two alone and they unpacked their luggage, because they stay for 4 weeks.

„And now?", Arnold asked, „Will you really sleep or do you want to go the Diner with me?"

„Okay, i am hungry anyway!" Helga grinned.

When they left the car at the Diner, Helga noticed: „That's a tree trunk on rails!"

„Yeah, odd, but original!", Arnold added.

Entering the diner, they noticed theire is no bell at the door, like it usually would be.

There were only two women at the diner, which got served by a blonde woman.

„Hello!", Arnold said.

„Oh, good day!", the blonde woman said to them, „Tourists, i guess!?"

„Yes, we are on our honeymoon!", Arnold answered.

The women looked appalled at them and said: „What? Here? Really?"

„Yes, really. We rented a room at the Mystery Shack.", Arnold answered.

„Hey, then we are temporarily housemates!", the blonde woman said, „My name is Pacifica and my husband is running the Mystery Shack!"

„Oh yes, he already told us about you! My name is Helga!", Helga smiled and shook Pacifica's hand. „By the way...i really like your hair!"

„Oh, thanks!", Pacifica smiled, „I like yours, too!"

„Thanks, that's really nice of you!", Helga said and blushed a little.

„I always tell the truth, even if it would hurt!", Pacifica grinned.

„Wow, i do the same!", Helga grinned back.

Arnold facepalmed and sighed: „OMG! Two of the same kind!"

„I heared that!", Helga and Pacifica said in unison.

They looked at each other and started to laugh.

Arnold sighed and sat down at a table.

The two blondes laughed for a while and then Pacifica asked: „What can i bring you? You are not here for the jokes, right!?"

„Your husband recommend your pancakes to us.", Helga said.

„Good Choise!", Pacifica said, „Which topping?"

„Anything, but strawberrys!", Helga answered, „Or you have to call an ambulance for me!"

„Okay, we surely don't want that to happen!", Pacifica said, „Please sit down!"

Helga sat down and asked Arnold: „Uhm...are you allright, honey?"

Arnold answered quietly: „How can i survive this holiday with TWO of you?"

„WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH THAT?", Helga asked upset.

„Helga, i love you and you know that, but TWO Helgas? I am going down!", he whined.

„Cool down, Anoldo!", Helga said, „Pacifica seems quite nice!"

Arnold looked shocked at her and asked: „Are you mad at me now?"

„Not now! But if you continue with that shit, then yes!", she answered.

„Okay, i am sorry! I'll stop it!", Arnold said.

„Good!", Helga smiled, „It's our honeymoon after all!"

„Yes, dear!", he answered meekly.

„Hey, don't worry Arnold!", Helga said, „I am sure you will start to like her, if we know her better."

„What do you mean?", he asked.

„I don't know why, but i have a feeling, she has an interesting backstory and suffered much pain to become the person she is now, just like me.", Helga answered, „My senses rarely lie!"

„Whatever you say, Helga!", Arnold sighed.

Pacifica served them the pancakes and promised them to have a big chat later that day.

„I like to share stories with people, which i feel are pleasent, and i think you two are very likeable.", Pacifica said.

„Thanks, that's nice! I like you, too!", Helga answered with a big smile.

After eating the pancakes, they drove back to the Mystery Shack.

„I don't know how YOU feel, but i need some sleep!", Helga said.

„Good idea, i am joining you!", Arnold smiled and Helga grinned wide.