Hey Arnold – Honeymoon in Gravity Falls (Chapter 03)
Fanfiction written by dj_ddt
All Rights of Hey Arnold by Nickelodeon and Craig Bartlett
All Rights of Gravity Falls by Disney and Alex Hirsch
„Good Morning, you two!", Dipper greeted Anold and Helga that Morning, as they came down the stairs.
„Thanks, likewise!", Helga yawned.
„A good morning for you too, Dipper!", Arnold answered happily.
„Man Arnold, how can you be in such a good mood so early?", Helga asked.
Arnold laughed: „You ask me this every day since we moved together!"
„Yes, and probably i will NEVER understand it!", Helga winked back.
„Should i make you breakfast or are you eating at the diner?", Dipper asked.
„Only cereals for me, please!", Helga answered.
„Same for me!", Arnold added.
„No problem, sit down at the kitchen!", Dipper smiled.
After the breakfast they discovered the town.
„Here is almost no traffic.", Helga wondered, „I am not used to that from home."
„Yes, i assume it is safer here, than in Hillwood.", Arnold said.
Suddenly a sportscar careened nearby Helga and almost rocked her down.
„That was tight!", Helga yelled.
„Have you seen the licence plate?", Arnold asked.
„Yes, something with Northwest!", Helga answered.
They visited the sheriff's office to make a criminal complaint.
„What? No! Cannot do!", the sheriff said.
„Why?", Arnold asked.
„Miss Northwest is the richest person of this town!", the sheriff answered.
„And because of that she has a fool's license?", Helga shouted.
„Hey Lady, calm down or i arrest you!", the sheriff answered.
„Helga, please!", Arnold whispered.
„Don't Helga me now, it makes me even more aggressive!", Helga groused, „And the truth is mine!"
„Yes, but the sheriff can do whatever he wants!", Arnold said.
Helga sighed.
„Okay Arnold, i am sorry! But it peeves me, that she did not gets penalized for that!", Helga said quietly.
„Me too, believe me!", Arnold answered and holded her hand.
„Now i am embarressed for brisking up so hard again!", Helga said shyly.
„Last time was long ago, so everything is okay!", Arnold smiled.
„I still cannot really believe, that you love the way i am!", Helga said and kissed Arnold on the cheek.
„You really are NOT that bad most of the time!", he smiled.
„Uhm…", the sheriff harrumphed, „Shall i book a room for you two, or what is this about?"
„Uhm...no, of course not, sorry!" Arnold answered.
„Good! So please leave, NOW!", the sheriff demanded.
„Right...have a nice day!", Arnold said and left the office together with Helga.
„He do not deserve a nice day!", Helga said.
„Helga, i am sure he wants to do something, but he can't!", Arnold answered.
„Okay, if you say so!", Helga said and rolled her eyes.
„Come, let's eat some ice cream!", Arnold said, „To cool down!"
„Eating? Again? Du you want to fatten me up?", Helga asked.
„WHAT? What do you mean?", Arnold asked back.
„Since we moved together, you feeded me sometimes a little!", Helga said with narrow eyes.
Arnold started to sweat.
„T...that was meant as an act of love! And it only ha...have been a c...couple pieces of chocolate.", Arnold stuttered.
„Males!", Helga said and looked away from him.
„What? Why?", Arnold asked totally confused.
„Hmpf!", Helga answered, „Is that a conspiracy from you and that Dipper?"
„What? Why should we do that?", Dipper asked, not understanding her.
„Well, Pacifica is not really thin herself, so maybe he feeds her.", Helga answered, „And you two talked alone yesterday at the kitchen, when i was already in our room!"
„But we have not talked about the weight of our wifes!", Arnold said desperatly.
„And what was is then?", Helga wanted to know.
„He just told me, what we could visit here at town!", Arnold ensured her.
„Hmmm...okay, i believe you!", Helga grinned, „You are a bad liar, anyway. You would have slipped already, if it was not true!"
„Thanks Helga!", Arnols said relieved.
She kissed him on his forehead.
At the eis cream palor Helga said: „Without whipped cream for me, thanks!"
„Alright, i understand!", Arnold sighed.
Helga looked confused at him. She wanted to ask him, if she is too thim for him, but decided against it.
Arnold came back with 2 ice cones and that to her: „Here, without whiped crem, without sugar, without taste!"
„Arnold? Really?", she asked, „You are exaggerating now!"
„I was just joking! It tastes good! I took the same!", he answered.
„We have to talk about that someday, darling!", Helga said.
„Whatever you say, Helga!", he answered.