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Hey Arnold – Honeymoon in Gravity Falls (Chapter 05)
Fanfiction written by dj_ddt
All Rights of Hey Arnold by Nickelodeon and Craig Bartlett
All Rights of Gravity Falls by Disney and Alex Hirsch
„Good morning, Arnold!", Dipper greeted.
„Lovely morning, Dipper!", Arnold greeted back.
„Where is your wife?", Dipper asked.
„Under the shower!", Arnold answered.
„Good we installed the hot water pump. Back then you would have had to wait half an hour for hot water.", Dipper said.
„I know that from home, but helga would'nt approve that!", Arnold laughed.
„Have you spoiled her too much?", Dipper winked.
„No, but i was raised by my grandparents and they owned an old house with an old boiler in the bathroom. And all residents had to share it.", Arnold told.
„Okay, it was a border house, right!?", Dipper asked.
„Exactly!", Arnold answered.
„I prepared breakfast for you in the kitchen. You need power for your trip today!", Dipper mentioned.
„Thanks, but i wait for Helga!", Arnold answered.
„Your relationships seems to be very close!", Dipper said.
„Yes, that's right!", Arnold swooned.
„I can relate!", Dipper said, „If you've gone through thick and thin together, it welds you together."
„You really need to visit us in Hillwood!", Arnold said.
„If we find time, we would like to visit you two!", Dipper smiled.
„Ah, good morning Arnold!", Pacifica greeted, „Where is Helga?"
„Still in the bathroom!", he answered.
„After this day she will need it even more than now!", Pacifica grinned.
„Be kind to them!", Dipper winked to her.
Pacifica and Dipper laughed and Arnold was totally dense.
„Uhm...what do you mean?", he asked.
„Don't fear, it was only an internal gag! Back in time Pacifica would have refused to go on such a trip, because you will guaranteed get dirty!", Dipper answered.
„Yes, nobody would have been able to convince me!", Pacifica giggled, „And i don't miss this times!"
„I love you!", Dipper said to her and kissed her.
„I love you, too!", she answered and kissed him back.
Arnold looked at them with a big smile on his face.
„You two are really adorable together!", he told them.
„Thanks, same to you two!", Dipper answered.
„And that despise Helga and me have been such shrews back in time!", Pacifica laughed. „I am so glad i can laugh about that now. There have been times, where it was dragging me down. The change was not easy!"
„I know that! I've gone through that, too!", Helga said, coming down the stairs. „Good morning!"
„Good morning, Helga!", Pacifica and Dipper said in unison.
„Then please follow me into the kitchen!", Dipper smiled.
„Who should eat all that?", Helga asked.
„You two, who else!?", Pacifica answered.
Helga gulped and Arnold could not wait any longer.
„We are walking much today!", he mentioned.
„Okay, you're right!", Helga answered.
After the breakfast they waited half an hour and then it started.
„Are you wearing the boots i gave you?!", Pacifica asked.
„Yes, but how did you know our shoe sizes?", Helga asked.
„I estimated them!", Pacifica answered.
„Really! I'm impressed!", Helga said.
„You already know i was different in the past. And even if i don't wear fashionable clothes anymore, i don't have forgotten everything!", Pacifica answered and giggled.
First they entered the woods.
„Beware of gnomes!", Pacifica said to them.
„Gnomes?", Arnold wondered.
„Paz, you're joking, right!?", Helga asked.
„Nope, i'm not!", Pacifica answered. „Gravity Falls is a weird place! That's the reason why you cannot find it on any official plan!"
„Sounds almost like Area51!", Arnold said.
„Yeah, not too far away from the truth! We already had an U.F.O. here!", Pacifica said.
Helga turned white and asked: „Am i now in the X-Files?"
„Where do you think they got their ideas from?!", Pacifica laughed.
„Seriously?", Arnold asked.
„Sure!", Pacifica answered, „But you'll get used to it, believe me!"
Arnold and Helga noticed a big mansion.
„That was my home back then, before i escaped from my parents!", Pacifica explained. „But now it has a new owner, since my father ruined a big chunk of his money by speculation."
„WOW!", Helga gaped, „Have you used every room?"
„No, not really!", Pacifica answered, „Most of them only were used to store needless, but high priced junk!"
„As a child i would have loved such a home, i was a little greedy back then!", Helga said.
„Believe me, the most valuable home is useless, if you don't get any love and you are only treeted like you belong to the inventory!", Pacifica sighed.
„Oh...i'm sorry!", Helga excused instantly. „We've never been rich, but when beepers were still state of the art, we haven't been poor. We had our own house. But love was a foreign word for me back then!"
„Let's leave from here and not open more old wounds!", Arnold said.
„You are absolutly right, honey!", Helga said and kissed him.
„You really got yourself a sweet husband, Helga!", Pacifica mentioned.
„Your husband would do EVERYTHING for you too, i'm sure!", Helga answered.
„Yes, he would!", Pacifica swooned, „But let's go further now!"
After some minuted Helga shouted: „There! I've seen a gnome, but he ran away!"
„Yes, they are afraid, since Dipper and his sister busted there asses!", Pacifica grinned, „They wanted her to make their queen!"
„This please really IS weird!", Arnold said.
„Yes, even more than i can tell you!", Pacifica said, „But i love to live here!"
„I started a panic in our town at halloween, with a prank-broadcast. The whole town believed that aliens are invading us!", Arnold told.
„Criminy, don't remember me of that shit!", Helga groused, „My father almost killed me, believing i was the boss of the aliens!"
„I am still endlessly sorry for that!", Arnold said sadly, „But the prank was not directed at you, but on my grandpa and the borders!"
„I know!", Helga said and took his hand, „And i already forgave you back then!"
Suddenly Bill Cipher materialized before them.
„What the hell? Bill, get lost!", Pacifica hissed at him. „I don't have time for your shit!"
„Hold your horses, Northwest!", he answered.
Pacifica's head turned dark red and she shouted: „I AM NOT A NORTHWEST ANYMORE!"
„I know, but i love to mess with you!", Bill grinned.
„You big pain in the butt!", Pacifica grumbled.
„Thanks for this compliment!", Billd answered.
„Uhm...what is happening right now?", Arnold wondered.
„Yes, we've not seen or heard you like that before, Pacifica!", Helga added.
„I am the reason!", Bill proudly said, „We know each other from the past!"
„I wish i would NOT know you!", Pacifica shouted, „What do you want?"
„I saw you showing new people our wonderful town and i needed to say hello!", he said. „Maybe i can make a deal with them!?"
„No, you CAN'T! Let them alone!", Pacifica demanded.
„As if you could tell me what to do and what not, LOL!", Bill laughed.
„You are not that powerful anymore!", Pacifica said.
„Maybe...maybe not...who knows!?", Bill answered.
„I call Dipper!", Pacifica warned him.
„Oh, i'm shitting my pants!", Bill laughed, „Wait a minute...i am not wearing pants!"
Pacifica took a raygun out of the pocket.
Bill saw it and flinched.
„Okay Paz, i'll let go for NOW, but i'm coming back!", he said and vanished.
„What or who the hell was that?", Helga asked.
„This creature caused many damage in the past!", Pacifica sighed. „He was very powerful back then! We defeated him but could not destroy him! We thought we had destroyed him, but anyhow he managed to come back!"
„Okay, we don't have such supernaturally creatures in hillwood, but it's a dangerous big town, anyway!", Arnold said.
„Okay, let's forget it! And i am sorry for my outburst! That guy sucks!", Pacifica said, „And i believe, that big cities are dangerous!"
They continued walking and Helga asked: „Is there a monster in the lake?"
„Yes!", Pacifica grinned.
„I know it! I'm not crazy!", Helga shouted and boxed Arnold lightly onto his shoulder.
„Yes, okay, i believe it now, too!", Arnold said.
They entered the valley with the old train bridge.
„Oh, you had train traffic here?", Arnold asked.
„Yes, untill the big accident, caused by my ancestors to get the insurance money!", Pacifica sighed.
„That's insame!", Arnold shouted.
„Yes, it is!", Pacifica said, „They were even more putrid than my parents!"
„How does the rock keep steady with that big gap?!", Helga asked.
„That's an enigma, but i can tell you how the gap came into beeing.", Pacifica answered.
„And how?", Helga asked.
„Look at it! Don't you see it?", Pacifica told her.
Helga made small eyes and the opened wide and she shouted: „Holy moly!"
„What is it?", Arnold asked.
„That's the outline of an U.F.O.!", she shouted.
„Exactly!", Pacifica said, „It crashed here a long time ago!"
„Must have been very big!", Arnold suggested.
„Yes, and Dipper flew with it!", Pacifica answered.
Helga and Arnold looked disbelieving and Pacifica said: „I'm just telling the truth!"
„Uhm...oooookaaaaay!", Helga said, „I need a coffee break!"
„Me too!", Arnold added.
„No Problem, let's hike to the diner!", Pacifica grinned and Helga and Arnold agreed.