Original Posted On Mar. 22, 2022
Re-Posted on April 9, 2022
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Response:
Clown Exorcist: Yeah, its very true with the nickname.
Jebest4781: Interesting idea for Naruto and Octavia being friends. Interesting event ideas, but we will see what happens.
MichaelTheFox: I am also a NaruHina fan, and initially was going to have Hinata be nice, but then had a thought of making her a Bad Girl. And I am not disappointed in my decision. I'm happy you enjoyed it.
Spark681: Well, we shall see what happens as the story continues.
Bednarczykmiki: If he met Alastor… I don't know. Well, not yet anyway.
Gamelover41592: Everyone is surprised with Hinata being a bully, because no one would expect it. Which is one reason why I did it.
DaftMerc39: Oh, you just reminded me of certain characters that HAVE to be in this story with that final comment about canon characters reacting to Naruto's presence and how it will change the story.
Church2550: We shall see if the bullies realize how far they pushed Naruto, and about M&M…. SSSSHHHHHHH!
Gaby11: Thank you.
xXWolfsterXx644: Enjoy.
Guest: I'm happy you do.
NSilver: I am happy I could be the one to give you a good story. Hopefully, I don't fuck up. Which terrifies me.
Insitreader: Thank you for your support, and I am glad I can help you.
Calderoneric758: I planned on that for chapter 2, but decided to not do it since it is something people expect to see.
Wolf Mike: Yeah, soon, Naruto will have to leave the Living world/Orphanage behind to live in Hell.
Dark Claw: Because I made them assholes, but don't worry, there are some good ones.
The Mothman: HOLY SHIT, EVERYONE, MOTHMAN IS REAL! LOL, anyway, yeah, I did make a subtle reference to Sam Raimi's Spider-Man with the scene of Naruto looking in the mirror.
SilverStar: Don't fret, there will be more.
Poll Suggestion Responses:
Jebest4781: There is a reason why I am having Naruto use a sword, and it will be epic, I promise.
DaftMerc39: Which is why I added the Gunblade from FF8.
Calderoneric758: Interesting idea.
Clown Exorcist: Sadly, never seen Baki or Kengan Ashura.
Wolf Mike: Interesting weapon choice.
PLEASE READ: Already have that in Kitsune of Bael. OH MY GOD, I thought about having Jayjay in the story, but I am still undecided about it.
BK201DarkKitsune: Thank you for your help.
Shadow9Kitsune: OH, nice idea.
Dark Claw: Hm, I could do that.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= To be Determined
Chapter 3: Retribution
Hyuga Mansion…
Hiashi Hyuga held Neji's phone, watching his daughter and Kiba on it.
"Are you sure this is from yesterday?" Hiashi asked his nephew.
"Yes, Uncle." Neji replied nervously as his heart pulsated in his chest as his uncle sighed, face palming.
The Hyuga family currently owned large shopping districts for four generations now, with Hiashi being the current patron of the large family.
"I told Hinata I didn't want her dating Tsume's boy." He stated in irritation.
Neji stayed silent.
"Neji, please bring Hinata here in thirty minutes please, and make sure Hanabi isn't present." Hiashi asked as he handed Neji back his phone before sitting at his desk.
"Yes, Uncle." Neji replied respectfully before leaving.
Hiashi pulled out his phone and went to his contacts.
Tsume Inuzuka.
Tapping on the name and hitting the call button, Hiashi waited a short time before Tsume answered her phone.
"Hello?"
"Tsume, it's me, Hiashi."
Meanwhile, Orphanage…
Naruto stood stark still as he sat in the Patron's Office, gripping his jeans tightly.
"… You know better, Naruto." The Patron finished as he took a deep breath, having spent the last few minutes talking to the blonde-haired boy, angered for his actions at the grocery store. "Now you have a criminal record."
"It was ruled…"
"I know it was ruled as self-defense, but the fact still remains YOU got arrested for attacking someone." Patron interrupted. "Thankfully, his mother isn't suing us, and is understanding."
Naruto's eyes widened.
"You talked to Inuzuka's mom?"
"Of course, I did." Patron replied. "I had to apologize for your actions since you couldn't do it in person."
Naruto scoffed, rolling his eyes.
"Naruto Uzumaki," the Patron stated as he stood up, staring sternly at Naruto, who returned the gaze. "You are to return home every day for the next two weeks, do your homework, and take care of the kids. Do you understand?"
Naruto stood up quickly, startling the Patron from how fast.
His glare was intense, precise, and held a fire.
However, his gaze softened before he bowed.
"Yes, sir." Naruto replied softly.
Naruto exited the patron's office, stopping when he saw Loona leaning against the wall a few feet down the hall.
"Naruto, I am…"
"It's not your fault, Loona." Naruto said through clenched teeth and jaw as he and she started to walk down the hall to the kitchen. "I should have known better."
Hyuga Mansion…
Hiashi sifted through some paperwork, signing documents and going over their profits as Hinata entered his office.
"Neji told me you wanted to talk to me, dad." Hinata said with upmost respect.
"Please, sit, Hinata." Hiashi gestured to the chair.
Hinata did as asked and sat down, hands on her lap.
"How is school, Hinata?" Hiashi asked his daughter as he looked at his laptop and started typing a response to an email he received.
"It is going well. My friends and I are planning on visiting the ice arena soon. You know, the one with the little dog that sleeps on top of his dog house with his yellow bird friend." Hinata replied with a smile, very happy that they were going.
"Well, that sounds like fun, but you might have to push it back a few weeks." Hiashi replied as he finished his response and sent it.
Hinata quirked an eyebrow.
"Why?"
"Because," Hiashi stated as he closed his laptop, giving Hinata his full attention. "You are grounded."
"WHAT!" Hinata shouted, standing up and slamming her hands on Hiashi's desk. "WHY AM I GROUNDED!"
"Neji showed me a video, one with you being around Kiba, on top of it being security footage from the grocery store. Were you antagonizing someone?" Hiashi demanded calmly, his face becoming stern from Hinata's outburst.
"SO, WHAT IF I WAS AROUND KIBA! HE IS MY BOYFRIEND!"
Hiashi pursed his lips and quirked an eyebrow.
"So, you are dating?" He asked, making Hinata bite her lip, realizing she threw herself under a bus.
Her dating Kiba was a secret.
"Hinata, I am going to allow this, because I talked to Tsume and you two sound happy, but the fact that he attacked…"
"It was Stray Dog, so who cares?" Hinata interrupted.
Hiashi's brow furled into a scowl.
"This 'stray dog' is a high school boy, and from what I was told, he was attacked by Kiba unprovoked." Hiashi continued, ignoring Hinata's outburst. "You, Hinata, didn't stop him. With these inactions, you are being punished."
"But… but…"
"One thing about any relationship is knowing when to stop your friend or partner from being reckless or destructive." Hiashi stated as he stood up. "YOU chose to let him harass that boy, so you are to be punished as well."
Hinata stepped away from the desk in disbelief.
"For the next two weeks," Hiashi continued. "You are to come home right after school and your club, I will have someone pick you up. Failure to do so adds another week to your punishment."
Hinata clenched her jaw and nodded.
"I… understand, dad." Hinata replied as she gripped her hands tightly.
Dismissed, Hinata walked out to the hall, snarling with a fire in her eyes.
'This is all Stray Dog's fault!' Hinata thought as she stomped toward her room. 'I'll get him for this!'
Orphanage…
Loona couldn't help but smile as she held one of the children in her lap.
All of the children, Loona, and Naruto were wearing pajamas, Loona and Naruto wearing shorts and wore out shirts, as Naruto sat in a chair holding a small bound hand made paper book, which he had made.
"… After Momotaro, the Pheasant, the Dog, and Monkey defeated the Oni," Naruto said as he turned the page, showing the children the hand drawn picture of an Oni on its hands and knees with a large welt on its head before Momotaro and his companions. "The oni promised to be good and to give its stolen riches back."
The children ooh'd and Awe'd as Naruto turned the page again.
"Momotaro, having fulfilled his journey, traveled back home, and lived a long life, helping people with his animal companions." Naruto said as he closed the book. "The End."
"Awe, that was cool." One of the boys declared with a smile.
"Now, let's all get going to bed." Naruto said as he stood up. "All good boys and girls need their sleep."
The children boo'd, but one by one they were tucked into their beds.
"Good night." Naruto whispered.
"Night~" the children replied before yawning.
Naruto closed the door and walked a few feet with Loona before going to his room.
"I still can't believe you made this." Loona said as she combed through the hand made book.
"Well, my dad told me many of Japanese stories, so I thought it would be cool to tell them to the children." Naruto explained as he blushed. "I drew a lot as a kid, and so I thought this would be fun."
"I think its cute." Loona said with a giggle from Naruto embarrassment.
Naruto took the book from Loona and put it away, which allowed Loona's smile to fade.
"Naruto, are you… happy here?" Loona asked Naruto as he sat in his desk chair, letting her sit on his bed.
"Yeah, of course I am." Naruto replied with a confused look.
"I mean, don't you get mad at the rules the patron puts on you?" Loona asked specifically.
Naruto leaned back, looking at the ceiling.
"Yeah, sometimes they feel unreasonable, but I know that when he scolds me, it is because I did something wrong and need to be better." He stated logically.
"Have you ever lashed out?" Loona asked in concern.
"No." Naruto said dully. "I chose not to because what would be the point. People already hate me, so why give them more ammo."
'Oh my god… he…' Loona thought in horror as Naruto glanced over at her with a dull look in his eye. "You know bottling up your emotions isn't good."
"Who says I am bottling my emotions?" Naruto asked in slight panic. "I'm not doing that, what makes you think that?"
Loona could see Naruto wasn't comfortable.
"I'm sorry, I guess I am just not use to hearing that." Loona replied. "I mean, my dad… and I argue a lot."
"Must be a bad dad then."
"He is… but when I think about it," Loona said as she thought of Blitz and his antics. "He is just being himself, and he really cares."
"Then why did you run away?"
Loona tensed.
"It is getting late," Loona said as she got off Naruto's bed, since she had her own room. "I guess I'll go to bed."
Naruto nodded and stood up, but went stiff when Loona kissed his cheek.
"Good night, Naruto." Loona stated before she left, leaving Naruto standing there…
With a boner.
'God, damn it.' Naruto whimpered mentally as he turned off the lights and got into bed, pushing his shorts down.
Hour later…
Loona was jostled awake when she heard her door open, the sound of running feet, and a shifting of her bed.
"Loona…"
"Loona…"
Said woman woke up, blinking multiple times.
"Huh… wa…"
"We're scared…"
"Oni is going to eat us!"
Loona, awake enough, looked down and saw two of the children, one boy and girl, were holding onto her tightly, shaking.
"Oh, must have been a nightmare from the story Naruto told." Loona mumbled as she put her arms around them and her hands in their heads, rubbing them. "It's going to be okay, there is no Oni here."
"We want to stay here!" the boy stated as he tightened his grip on Loona.
"Yes, stay!" the girl mumbled as she pressed herself into Loona's body.
Both shook in Loona's arms, making Loona's face soften.
"Hm, Hm, HMmmmm…" Loona started to hum, catching the attention of the children.
"~Somebody's taking the train to sleepytime junction,
Somebody is so tired he can barely
function
So he's hopping on that train to
sleepytime junction
Somebody's taking the train to
Sleepytime Junction
"ALL ABOARD!" cried the engineer
"Sleepytime Junction is so near!"
Somebody's taking a ride to
sleepytime junction~"
Loona hummed again, rocking back and forth as the children started to drift off, the warm embrace of Loona and the comfort they took with the soothing of her song made them sleepy.
"~"ALL ABOARD!" cried the engineer.
"Sleepytime Junction is so near!"
Somebody's taking the train to
sleepytime junction
Somebody is so tired he can barely
Function, Hmmm….~"
Loona sighed at the sound of soft snoring.
Lying down, Loona fell asleep with the children snuggling into her warmth.
Morning…
"FUCK!"
"LOONA/YOUNG LADY, LANGUAGE!" Naruto and one of the sisters shouted in unison as they fed the children.
Loona, who had a bleeding finger in her mouth, blushed in embarrassment as she had cut her finger cutting some carrots.
"Sorry…" She whispered.
"Fuck…"
"Naruto, what does fuck mean?"
"Yeah, what does fuck mean?"
Naruto groaned as he and the sister did their best to explain that it was a bad word to the children.
"The Patron will be talking to you about this later, Loona." The sister explained in disappointment.
'Great, some old man is going to scold me for swearing. Soooo bad.' Loona sarcastically thought with a roll of her eyes.
She wore a pair of jean shorts and a gold-yellow shirt that had Prince's symbol on it as it was designed to look like the Gold Experience Album.
Naruto, meanwhile, wore his headband, a Queen symbol shirt, and black jeans with an orange belt that stood out to it.
"Alright, time for school." Naruto said as he cleaned up the dishes and grabbed his bag.
"Mind if I go with you?" Loona asked.
"Sure, I don't mind." Naruto replied.
"BYE!" the children spoke in unison as they waved Naruto and Loona off.
The two walked in the summer morning briskly, enjoying it as they neared the high school.
"I guess this is far enough." Loona said as she stopped. "I'll return to the orphanage I guess."
"Okay, I'll see you after school." Naruto replied as he thought about something.
Loona turned and as she took her first step, Naruto grabbed her arm.
"What…" Loona started to say before she felt Naruto's lips upon her cheek.
Blushing, Naruto turned and crossed the street, leaving Loona a blushing woman.
Her heart pounded in her chest, butterflies in her stomach, and an intense heat in her loins.
'Oh god, I want to fuck him again!' She thought as she started walking back to the orphanage.
Lost in thought, Loona passed an alley, only to be grabbed by someone and pulled inside.
"WATCH IT YOU SON OF A…" Loona started to shout before she was pulled into a tight embrace.
"Loony, I was so worried!" Blitz shouted with massive tears. "You look awful as a human!"
"Blitz? How… I thought… but…"
"Stolas did me a solid and made me a portal." Blitz explained as he pointed behind him, showing a portal. "Now come on, we need to leave…"
"No."
"No…" Blitz asked as he tripped, face planting into the ground. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO, LOONY?"
"I have stuff to do here."
"With those kids at the orphanage?" Blitz questioned. "Why were you with kids, I thought you hated children?"
"I do, but these ones…"
"And what about that that boy you turned." Blitz scoffed, making Loona snarl. "Who cares, come on already, we need to leave. The company hasn't been able to do its duty as you have the book."
"I can give you the book. But I can't leave." Loona explained.
"Is it because of that boy this?" Blitz asked with an eyeroll.
"I am not leaving him!" Loona stated clearly and sternly. "He needs me to be there. Besides its tradition…"
"TO WHO? A BUNCH OF DEAD PEOPLE FROM THE PAST?" Blitz shouted as he growled. "NO, I WON'T LET YOU THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY FOR…"
"HE MAKES ME HAPPY!" Loona shouted, pulling away from Blitz. "WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT HE IS MAKING ME HAPPY! FOR ONCE I DON'T FEEL LIKE A FAILURE!"
"I DON'T WANT TO FAIL YOU TOO!" Blitz shouted, making Loona take a step back. "I CAN'T FAIL YOU TOO!"
An awkward pause enveloped the father and daughter duo.
"Who… who did you fail?"
Blitz realized he said to much, and turned, hiding his face from Loona.
Before he turned around with a patronizing, cocky smirk.
"HA, GOT YOU BITCH!" he laughed with his cheeks round and rosy. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY FELT SAD!"
Loona's eye twitched in irritation before she growled.
Reaching into her pocket, Loona produced Stolas's Grimoire.
"Here! Take your DAMN book," Loona shouted as she threw it into Blitz's chest, his arms wrapping around it to catch it. "I memorized the spell, so I'll be back when I am ready!"
With that, Loona stormed out of the alley, leaving Blitz alone.
His cocky attitude and smile vanished as he curled into a ball, shuddering as tears streamed down his cheeks.
Hours later, High school…
Sixth Period.
P.E.
Naruto stood off to the side as he watched his classmates play basketball.
The class, of course, had been divided into two teams.
"Aburame, switch with Uzumaki." The coach called out to Shino.
The young man nodded, wiping his forehead of sweat as he stepped off of the court, letting Naruto go on.
"Tsk, Stray Dog is on our team." Ino scoffed as she was on the team Naruto was apart of.
"Easy win now that Stray Dog is playing." Sasuke, who was on the opposite team chuckled with his teammates.
The teams squared off.
The coach threw the ball into the air…
Sasuke jumped up and batted the ball to his teammate, who made direct shot toward the basket.
"DAMN!" Ino shouted in irritation as the dude weaved past her and their teammates.
"Sasuke!" he called out, tossing it toward Sasuke who was open.
Smirking, Sasuke positioned himself to catch the ball.
Naruto caught the ball and dribbled it to the opposite side.
"WHAT!"
Naruto dribbled with ease, avoiding all the classmates who attempted to block him, and with what could have been practiced ease, he jumped up and slammed the ball into the basket.
"… fuck…"
Naruto landed on the court, smiling as he felt blood zooming through his veins with much excitement and joy.
"Naruto… that was cool." Shino stated as he approached Naruto. "How'd you do that?"
Naruto chuckled nervously.
"Been hitting the gym lately." Naruto nervously replied.
"Uzumaki, that was amazing." The coach said as he patted Naruto's back. "Why haven't you tried out for the team?"
As Naruto talked to the coach, the rest of his class were stunned.
Sasuke, one of the Star Basketball players of the school, sizzled at the sight of Naruto receiving praise.
'Stray Dog, you're going to regret stepping into my turf.' Sasuke thought as Ino was picking her jaw up off of the floor.
Meanwhile, Hell, M&M's House…
Millie, wearing a bathrobe, sat on her couch watching TV as Moxxie was cooking a late lunch for the two of them.
*BAM, BAM, BAM*
"OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!" Blitz shouted as he continued to slam his fist against the door.
Millie opened the door.
"Blitz, what are…"
Millie was cut off when Blitz barreled into the house, a large bottle of open bourbon in his hand, loudly groaning as he sat his ass in a chair.
"GOD, DAMN IT!" He shouts as he slams a manila envelope file on the table and then his head.
"SIR!" Moxxie shouted as he took notice of Blitz as he was chugging the bourbon from the bottle. "WHAT ARE…"
"LOONY IS BEING STUPID!" Blitz shouted over Moxxie, making the two imps quirk an eyebrow, slamming the bottle into the table before putting his face in his hands, tears slipping through. "I DON'T… I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOO!"
'He never says anything like that about Loona.' Millie thought as she walked to the table, Moxxie pushing what he was cooking to the side and turned off the stove.
"What happened sir?" Moxxie asked Blitz.
Drunkenly, Blitz explained what he had seen, his argument with Loona, and then he grabbed the envelope.
"… And Stolas gave me this file on the little orphanage cocksucker who…" Blitz's eyes dulled. "Seduced my DAUGHTER!"
Blitz stood up to fast, his tail hooking his chair. The chair leg hit Blitz's ankle and he collapsed.
"Oh… Crumbs…" Moxxie said as he scratched his head in anger at Blitz's behavior as his boss started to snore on their floor.
Millie, meanwhile, opened the file and started reading it.
'Oh god…' She thought as her eyes watered.
The file, while thin, was heavy with information on Naruto.
From his birthday to the shit he took that morning.
'This sweet boy… and now he is going to be dragged here to hell because he was turned.' Millie thought as she put the file down and helped Moxxie drag Blitz to their guest room.
"Mox." Millie mumbled as they put Blitz to bed.
"Yes, honey?"
Millie handed the folder to Moxxie.
"Think about what we talked about yesterday, and read this." She said as she sniffled, trying not to cry.
Living World, School…
The final bell rang and the students were filing out of their classes.
Naruto, meanwhile, had finished changing from his P.E. uniform and into his normal clothing, grabbing his bag and heading toward the door.
'So, it wasn't my imagination.' Naruto thought as he noticed MANY students glancing at him and avoiding him. 'Must have heard about what had happened on yesterday with Kiba.'
Smirking, Naruto stood confident as he put on his headphones.
Once connected to his phone, Naruto played Prince: Pussy Control.
Listening to it, Naruto walked off the school grounds, crossed the street, walking in cockiness.
Sasuke stepped out, blocking the sidewalk.
"Uchiha." Naruto said as he looked into Sasuke's eyes.
"I'm going to be nice," Sasuke said as he cracked his knuckles. "Stay the shitty nerd you have been, and leave the sports to me."
Naruto chuckled.
"Why? Feeling threatened?" Naruto asked as he shook his head. "Whatever, Uchiha, besides, I didn't even think about joining, so don't worry your pretty little duck-haired head."
Naruto went to walk past Sasuke, who stuck his arm out and grabbed Naruto's shirt.
"I'm warning you, Stray Dog. Attempt to join the team and I will NOT be letting you walk on both legs." Sasuke stated angrily.
Naruto pushed Sasuke's arm away, and continued walking.
"DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME, STRAY ORPHAN DOG!" Sasuke bellowed.
Naruto stopped and turned, a dark glare in his angered eyes.
"At least I am not in the shadow of my more successful brother." Naruto shot back.
Hit with anger from Naruto's retort, Sasuke snarled as Naruto once more turned to walk away.
Clenching his fist, he punched Naruto into the back of the head, sending Naruto forward.
Sasuke heard an audible crack when Naruto's skull hit the pavement.
"Don't you dare bring my family into this, Stray Dog." Sasuke stated in pain as his hand stung, having hit Naruto with his knuckles.
Feeling as if his job was done, Sasuke took a deep breath before turning to leave Naruto on the ground.
A hand grabbed his shoulder.
"If I am a dog…" A voice whispered menacingly into his ear, causing Sasuke to turn to see Naruto, blood coating his forehead and face with an elated smile. "Then you're dog food."
Naruto punched Sasuke in the face hard enough to feel, hear, and see it dislocate.
"Hellsing Ultimate, Alucard Vs Luke Valentine." Naruto said with a smirk as Sasuke spun before he collapsed, out cold from the shock and pain.
Naruto stood still, breathing hard as he calmed down.
"Oh… OH FUCK." Naruto started to panic, pulling out his phone and calling 911.
After calling the ambulance, Naruto fled.
Like a coward, or a smart man (Your choice), Naruto ran several blocks before he stopped, a cold sweat covering his skin as the adrenaline slowly faded.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck…" Naruto chanted as he tried to calm down.
A hand touched his back, causing Naruto to jump in shock, his blood going cold as his muscles tensed.
"Naruto…" Loona said in surprise, not expecting him to jump like that. "What's wrong? You seem troubled?"
Naruto did not respond, but pulled Loona into a hug, shuddering against her.
"Loona…" he mumbled as he started to hyperventilate. "I… I'm scared…"
"It's going to be okay." Loona said reassuringly as she helped him to his room. "Tell me, what happened?"
Unbeknownst to Loona and Naruto, Hinata had witnessed Naruto's actions, having paid off her driver to say she had a club today.
'This will be fun.' Hinata chuckled as she looked through the footage. 'Stray Dog will obey me willingly, OR these videos get leaked. Now,' Hinata pulled out a beauty magazine. 'I need to find a dress for Homecoming. It is around the corner.'
Chapter 3, DONE!
Well, shit seems like it is going to hit the fan, and it has a splash radius.
I had a lot of fun with this chapter.
Showing softer sides of Loona, Naruto being more aggressive and showing off his otaku tendencies. Sasuke got the punch he deserved, right in his handsome jawline.
LOL, TFS Cell is fun.
Also, I didn't clarify, but Naruto is named Uzumaki in this story as his parents were around for a short while.
Sleepytime Junction by Dan Avidan from Game Grumps.
POLL IS STILL UP SO VOTE WHILE YOU CAN!
I hope you enjoyed the chapter and the story thus far. If you want to let me know, review the chapter, even if you hated it as it helps me become a better author.
April 9th, 2022...
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I added some stuff with Sasuke's interaction at the end. I felt like it was just to quick and Sasuke was not 'Provoked correctly'. Thus i had Naruto bring up Itachi, as Naruto would know about how much better people see Itachi over Sasuke.
Showing Sasuke still has a chip on his shoulder about being compared to his brother. DUH, you know that, but was still needed.
Anyway, see you in the next chapter.