Original Posted On May 25, 2022
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Response:
Nathair1: Thank you for the enthusiasm. It helped me with this chapter. I have a playlist made, just waiting to make it public.
Bednarczykmiki: Maybe…
Gamelover41592: Yeah, it is about time.
Zekedavis: Oh, interesting.
Guest: I am happy to give you more.
Jebest4781: you are probably going to hate this chapter.
MichaelTheFox: The playlist has been made and when the homecoming chapter is posted, I will post a link on my Biopage. Yeah, of course she will try to get with Naruto.
Ybarra87: Interesting idea, I could use that.
Clown Exorcist: Yeah, Empire Ants is better.
Daftmerc39: I'm glad you like Loona's last name. Yeah, the poster… oh shit I should draw the poster and put it on deviantart. Kushina would as it isn't suicide nor murder so yeah, she is in heaven with Minato. Dude I am trying to get tickets and days off to go to San Francisco in Sept. on the 21st so I can see their North American Tour. I WANT TO GO SO BADLY! A playlist has been made, I will put a link to my Biopage when the Homecoming chapter is posted.
Mitkon2001: A sleep demon sounds good for Gaara for his insomnia, but would it mess with sleep apnea? I considered killing Hinata at the concert, but remember, there will be a massive amount of people, so it would not be able to kill her subtly.
Calderoneric758: Mention what?
Gaby11: I look forward to that bonus 1000 times. Thank you for your support.
Insitreader: Thank you for the support. Please, enjoy this chapter, how ever goofy it is.
Silvanium: Good instincts you got there.
TeaDrinkertheKnight: I feel that her reaction will be humorous.
Dracote1: Thank you for the support.
Meatbicycle: It's no problem. I like hearing ideas from fans because most ideas I would never think of on my own, like you and Reggad, your ideas really did help. And I feel like you should pay attention to this chapter because it does connect to the ideas you both gave me.
Wolf Mike: Sadly, strictly NarutoXLoona.
Dark Claw: Actually, its not the Beach Concert, this takes place before that. YEARS before that.
AILONKLAT: I checked out the character, and immediately could not sleep, she was terrifying.
Kingdoomer: Thank you. I hope you enjoy this goofy/serious chapter.
Xearve: Oh, Kiba trying something against Loona sounds perfect.
Ulfhedinn: Perfect. I might use it.
Reggad: It really gave me a good idea man. I mean it. Thank you so much.
StarDustDragonknight: She a succubus, it would be surprising if she didn't.
Marshman101: Actually, she isn't a pure breed. If she was, Naruto would have transformed immediately. Lucifer killed the pure breeds, but left the Lycan turned and half breeds, knowing that any Lycan turns would most likely not have the Bite, and the half breeds would have it, but it weakened every new generation, thus when Loona bit Naruto, it has been close to a week since she bit him, but he is changing slowly.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Wow… thank you. Hopefully I don't fuck it up as this chapter is goofy/serious.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= To be Determined
Chapter 7: Call of the Succubus
Sabaku Household…
Gaara walked up the steps to his house as Shino and his dad drove off, going to their home.
'I had so much fun today.' Gaara thought as he opened the door, hearing the TV on with the sound of a bottle being dropped.
Gaara's face soured as he walked through the living room.
"Gaara…"
Gaara didn't even reply to his father, Rasa, who sadly tried to reach out vocally to his youngest, but Gaara was already walking up the stairs to go to his room.
Rasa shared many looks with his youngest.
Red hair, a faded and dull red, with beady black eyes with heavy bags under them (Not as bad as Gaara's).
Rasa leaned back into his chair, empty alcohol bottles clinking as he did, hands covering his face as he hazily looked into the ceiling as Temari walked out of the hall and walked up stairs.
'Oh, she is mad.' Rasa thought as his daughter stomped up the stairs.
Her destination.
Gaara's Room.
She knocked once, then opened the door.
Gaara, thankfully, was still dressed, currently opening his bag to get his homework finished.
"And where have you been?" Temari asked Gaara in a heated tone with her hands on her hips. "Do you know how late it is?"
"Yes, I do, and I was at a friends house, Temari." Gaara replied in an irritated, gravelly tone. His eyes narrowed. "I have some homework to finish, so please, let me…"
"YOU DIDN'T CALL SO I ENDED UP BEING WORRIED ABOUT YOU, GAARA!" Temari shouted. "LET ME GUESS, IT WAS STRA… UZUMAKI'S HOUSE, RIGHT?"
Gaara snapped his binder shut.
"SO WHAT?" he snapped back. "YOU GO TO SHIKAMARU'S HOUSE LATE AND SOMETIMES COME HOME AFTER SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY!"
"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOUNG MAN!" Temari screamed as she grabbed Gaara's shoulder. "WE ARE TALKING ABOUT…"
"YOU'RE NOT MY GOD DAMN MOM!" Gaara shouted as he slapped her hand off of his body. "I TOLD YOU! YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP THIS FUCKED UP FAMILY TOGETHER! YOU ARE SO STUCK UP, I CAN'T BELIEVE SHIKAMARU STILL DATES YOU, YOU… YOU…" Gaara's face was red as he took heavy breathes, staring angrily into Temari's shocked face. "I FUCKING HATE YOU! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!"
He grabbed Temari's arm, and shoved her out of his room, slamming his door shut in her face.
Temari collapsed to her knees, disbelief as she could not comprehend what happened.
'I… I just… Gaara… Kankuro… mother…' temari thought as she shook, tearing up as she thought of their mom, Karura. 'I failed…'
Feeling someone kneel beside her, Temari turned.
"Dad…"
"Come on, Temari." Rasa said in a tired, haggard voice. "You should get some sleep, but before that…" He helped Temari stand, not so balanced himself. "Let's get some hot chocolate to sooth your nerves… you still drink hot chocolate to sleep, right?"
Temari nodded.
Rasa smiled.
'Good, I remembered something…' he thought as he helped his daughter to the kitchen.
Next Morning, Orphanage…
Naruto sat at the table, wearing a short sleeve shirt with King Ghidora and black jeans, while reading GioGio's Bizarre Adventure: Part Five: Vento Aureo Volume 4 as he nervously glanced at Loona as she hummed while cooking breakfast for the children.
'Okay… I thought she would be more pissed… but…' Naruto thought as he remembered the night before.
Flashback…
"Loona/Naruto… You first." They said, laughing at the fact they spoke at the same time.
"Loona, remember how you asked me yesterday if something is wrong?" Naruto asked her as he put his hands together and twiddled his thumbs nervously.
"Yeah?" Loona asked as she pushed her hair out of her face.
"Well… Something IS bothering me…" Naruto told her, his stomach tightening. "But it has to stay between us."
Loona's expression soured with concern and questioning in her eyes.
"Okay, what is it?" She asked, visibly trying to stay calm as her thoughts raced through her head, but Naruto could not tell what she was thinking.
"Remember that friend I told you I am going to Homecoming with?"
"Yeah, their partner is unable to go so they asked you?" Loona asked with a cute head tilt.
Naruto deadpanned, his eyes avoiding Loona's as his heart felt tight.
'It's okay, it will be okay.' He thought as he took a deep breathe. "It is Hinata…" Naruto told her, clenching his eyes shut. "And she is blackmailing me into doing it…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
Naruto cracked his eyes open and saw Loona stared at him, eyes wide but her face neutral.
'Oh, god, this is uncomfortable…' Naruto thought as Loona didn't make any movements, except the breathing evident of her chest rising and lowering.
"I'll be back…" Loona stated in a serious tone, turning around as a black leather jacket appeared on her torso, pulling out a thick pair of aviator sunglasses and putting them on.
"WAIT, WAIT!" Naruto shouted as he jumped and grabbed Loona, putting her in a Full Nelson. "LET ME EXPLAIN!"
"No, I am going to terminate her." Loona said, putting on a phony Austrian accent.
"Let me explain, please…" Naruto whimpered, his lip trembling. "My Moon…"
'So cute.' Loona thought as her cheeks puffed from the sudden cuteness attack.
She sighed and stopped her attempts at moving, which allowed Naruto to release her.
Loona took off.
"WAIT, LOONA!"
"Are we playing?" many children asked as they saw Naruto chasing Loona.
The children looked at each other, shrugged, and started running after Naruto and Loona.
Ten Minutes Later…
Naruto was on the ground, gasping for breath with Loona next to him, both of them and the children laughing as they could barely breath.
"Can… we talk… now…" Naruto asked Loona as he looked at her.
"Yeah…" Loona grumbled.
"Alright, children, time for bed." One of the Sister's said as they arrived to usher the children to bed.
"NIGHT!"
"Good night."
Naruto and Loona peeled themselves off of the ground and sat down at the table.
Naruto explained what led to Hinata's blackmail, her blackmail material, and what she threatened to do if he didn't comply.
"I see…" Loona said after several minutes of explanation.
"You… you aren't mad, are you?"
"Yeah, I am," Loona answered with her arms crossed under her breasts. "But you came to me for help, so I can let it go."
Naruto breathed easier now that Loona knew what was going on.
"As for this bitch blackmailing you…" Loona said as she cupped her chin. "I say keep it going."
"What?"
"Hear me out." Loona said as she looked him in the eyes. "If you have her think she is in control, she will let her guard down, get sloppy, and when that happens," Loona got close to his face. "You snatch that phone and destroy it. No evidence, no proof, and you will be good. Sure, you might have to buy a new phone for her, but that is better than losing the children, right?"
Naruto stared at her, blinking stupidly.
"What?" Loona asked in confusion.
"I thought you'd be more pissed." Naruto admitted.
"Who says I am not…" Loona said with a growl, cracking her fingers. "Nothing would give me more pleasure than to brutalize that bitch."
Naruto shakily smiled and hugged Loona, his face in the nape of her neck.
"Thank you, my Moon." He thanked her.
"Anytime, my World." Loona replied as she hugged him back.
Flashback End…
Naruto winced as he was snapped out of his thoughts, a plate of food being placed before him.
"I hope its good." Loona said nervously, as she was not much of a cook.
Naruto took a bite, breakfast sandwich with toasted wheat break, bacon, sunny side up egg with pepper, a slice of lettuce, and a tomato.
"Hm, ish good…" Naruto said as he continued to eat quickly, enjoying each bite, making Loona smile very brightly.
"Well, I got to get going to school…"
"It's six thirty…" Loona told him. "You have an hour before you have to leave."
"I actually have to be there early today." Naruto said as he grabbed his bag. "I wanna study for a test in the library today before the test. It's my first period class and I wanna be prepared, y'know…"
"Okay…" Loona pouted as she kissed his cheek. "I love you."
"I love you too…"
"EWWWW!"
The two turned and saw the children, all of them making faces of disgust, except the older children, who sported red faces and looks of awe, shock, and wonder.
"Well, I guess I'll continue making breakfast." Loona chuckled nervously.
"See you guys after school, and I haven't forgotten, I promised to play after school today." Naruto reminded the children as he left, waving goodbye.
First Break…
"You got into a fight?" Naruto asked Gaara as they sat outside the main building of their school, eating a snack.
"Yeah…" Gaara said quietly as he held his Rocket plush tightly.
"Geez, man… I don't know what I can say…"
"Then don't hurt yourself trying…" Gaara told him honestly. "I just… want some time to think about it and process it."
"Understood man." Naruto said as he gave Gaara a one-armed bro hug.
"Are these the guys you told me about? I didn't know they were gay."
Naruto and Gaara turned to see Shino and his girlfriend Fuu.
She wore a tight short skirt with visible leggings that stop at her thighs, lavender slouch socks with sneakers. She had a blouse that had the first two buttons unbuttoned, showing the top part of a baby blue lace bra.
Her amber orange eyes shined with intense mischievousness while her short mint green hair was wild.
"We aren't gay!" Gaara stated with wide, panicked eyes. "We are just friends, plus Naruto has a girlfriend!"
Fuu laughed, point-blank in Gaara's face.
"Chill my dude," Fuu waved off. "Sorry, I was just trying to make you laugh, but I can see why you thought I was serious. We don't know each other yet."
Fuu struck a cute pose, hand near her forehead with her thumb, index and middle fingers out.
"I am Fuu Kabutomu, nice to meet you. I am a senior." Fuu stated, winking.
"Wow, an older student… how bold…" Naruto jabbed at Shino with a sly smirk.
Shino's face burrowed into his jacket, a faint blush on his cheeks as he pushed his sunglasses up.
"Says the guy dating an adult." He mumbled, making Naruto sputter while Gaara and Fuu laughed.
"Hey, I have an idea!" Fuu said as the bell rang, which made the students start to disperse to their classes. "We should hang out this weekend, yeah I can meet this Loona person."
"Well…"
"I know the perfect place!" Fuu stated as she pulled out a small paper poster. "This weekend at the ice arena, a traveling band is performing…"
'Oh no…' Naruto thought as he saw familiar words.
Verosika Mayday
That Evening, Hyuga home…
Hinata stepped out of her car, her driver shutting the door behind her so he could get back in and park it.
'Hah, what a good day.' She thought as she stretched.
She heard the sounds of loud foot steps getting closer, as if someone was running.
Hinata turned her head, and all she could see was a person wearing a green tracksuit with a hood covering their head, thick sunglasses, and a face mask run up to her.
She spun on her heel the moment after, having taken a straight shot to her face.
The assailant continued running, turning the corner quickly before Hinata hit the ground, out cold.
Loona, meanwhile, undid her disguise and walked home as if nothing happened.
'It doesn't help Naruto,' She thought as she desired to continue her assault, but didn't want to push it, or else reveal her identity by mistake. 'But holy shit was that cathartic.'
Saturday Morning…
"It's a lot more crowded than I thought, especially for a traveling band…" Naruto grumbled as he and Loona walked to the Ice Arena.
It was a large crowd, yes, but they weren't in line and it was going by quickly to be honest.
"Hey, Naruto!"
Loona and Naruto turned to see Hinata.
While Naruto and Loona wore pants, and t-shirts (Spiderman shirt for Naruto and Queen shirt for Loona), Hinata stood out with bright tie-dye shirt, blue cut off shorts, and a headband with peace signs on it.
"Oh… you brought someone…" Hinata scoffed in irritation.
Naruto personally didn't tell Hinata anything on purpose, taking enjoyment from her irritation.
"Not only her, but…"
"There he is!"
Naruto, Loona, and Hinata turned to see Fuu, Gaara, and Shino approach.
They all wore jean shorts, with Fuu wearing a shirt that had 'Fuck You' on the front.
Shino wore a TokeMon shirt that had a Weedle smoking a joint.
Gaara wore a Marvel shirt, Rocket was on it of course.
"Great, the Peanut Gallery is here." Hinata grumbled.
"Nice to see you too, bimbo." Fuu said as she pulled out her wallet. "So, who needs money?"
"Not me."
"I have cash."
"Same."
"it's only ten dollars per person, Fuu, so you don't need to…" Shino started to say as they got in line.
"But I have been saving for a while, so I can splurge." Fuu pouted.
The line, surprisingly, went by quickly, and they neared the ticket booth.
"Pay an extra five dollars to earn the prize." The seller said as he pointed toward a sign that was an advertisement.
Ticket Raffle
$5
If you win, you can meet Verosika Mayday and her crew, and perform on stage with them for a few songs, or give recommendations.
An evil smile crept onto Hinata's face as they got closer.
Hinata tapped Naruto's shoulder, getting his attention.
"Enter that." She said as she pointed toward the sign. "AND, if you win, I want you to steal something from Verosika."
Naruto nearly tripped.
"Y… What?" Naruto asked in a forced calm tone, while internally panicking.
"You heard me, besides," Hinata said as she looked around at the merch, which should Verosika Mayday… with a flask in hand in every picture. "She might be a drunk so getting it won't be that hard, right~"
Gritting his teeth, Naruto agreed, and soon, he bought his ticket and entered the raffle, which the draw would be done after the hour-long show.
"So, we have an… hour to kill, so let's meet up by the Dog House statue in forty-five minutes, CAO!" Fuu said as she took Shino by the hand and sped off.
"She is a character." Loona said as she was giddy.
She knew who Verosika Mayday was, especially, WHAT she was.
So, being able to see her at a cheap concert in the human world, OH, god she could die happy.
"See you guys in forty-five." Gaara said in a relaxed tone, his eyes eying a stall that he headed toward before Naruto, Loona, and Hinata realized they were alone.
"I… I am going to get a drink…" Naruto said in an uncomfortable tone as he went to the food stalls.
Hinata and Loona walked around, subtly… I mean, straight up staring each other down, threatening the other to do something first.
They sat down and watched each other like hawks.
"Okay, I am back…" Naruto said as he returned, carrying a tray with three drinks.
"I'll take the coke…" Loona said as she didn't even need to see what he brought, her sense of smell telling her Naruto bought Coca-Cola.
"I'll take the water…"
"I'm back…"
"Shit, sorry, Gaara I didn't… OH, FUCK IS THAT REAL!" Naruto shouted in shock.
Gaara's head was wrapped in plastic.
Why?
Because his sick new forehead tattoo, above his left eye.
It was fresh, covered in bandages with plastic wrap securely keeping it from being moved.
"Yep, got it over there for a few bucks…" Gaara pointed out.
"Dude, you could get an STD or… worse from a shady place like that." Loona told Gaara in concern, to which Hinata laughed at Gaara as he realized that yeah, he could have just fucked his body up.
"Well, sucks to be you, nerd." Hinata laughed, much to Gaara, Naruto, and Loona's ire.
"What did you get?" Naruto asked as he handed Gaara the final beverage, which was just water.
"I got the kanji for Love above my eye." Gaara said as he pulled out his phone. "See."
His phone was open to his Safari app, with Google Translate open and "Love" was translated into Japanese Kanji: 愛.
"Cool, but… no, it's cool." Naruto said, not wanting Gaara to feel stupid.
It was his body, so if he wanted a tattoo, then he could get one.
Gaara smiled in gratitude.
'I just know Temari and dad will probably throw a bitch fit tonight…' Gaara thought, his smile vanishing as he thought of his sister and dad.
They had been unusually quiet, and barely spoke to him the last few days since he yelled at Temari, and honestly, it was bugging him.
Shaking his head, Gaara drank his water, enjoying the fresh coolness as he did.
The next forty-five minutes went by quickly, Loona and Hinata thankfully not having killed each other yet.
They walked to the Dog House statue, seeing Fuu and Shino there waiting for them.
"Took you guys long enough," Fuu joked. "Come on, let's get in the front before anyone else!"
The large group agreed, and made their way to the stage area, Loona and Naruto catching a whiff of dog scent, but they ignored it.
Meanwhile…
*Sniff… sniff… sniff*
"Something wrong, Vortex?" Verosika asked her bodyguard.
"No, just something interesting." Vortex told his boss as he peaked out into the crowd. "I just smell a couple of hellhounds here. Probably fans."
"Oh, well, can you tell which tickets they have for the raffle?" Verosika asked as she felt an idea pop into her head.
Using magic, Vortex was able to identify who he was smelling, and could see their tickets.
"Hm, only seems like the male bought a raffle ticket, and it's number 132399." He told his boss.
"Perfect." Verosika said as she looked at her crew. "You hear that? Raffle ticket 132399."
Josh, Coco, Apple, Kat, Milky, Kiki, and Ace nodded.
"Yes, boss, raffle ticket 132399."
Fifteen Minutes later…
The crowd was hollering, cheering, whistling, cooing, any word that you can say slap it here because they were EXCITED to see Verosika Mayday perform.
Which was weird to Naruto as, while he was having fun, it didn't make sense that this many people would be excited for a traveling band that apparently didn't have any connections to any established record labels.
He shrugged as the curtain on the stage opened up, revealing Josh, Coco, Apple, Kat, Milky, Kiki, and Ace with their musical instruments as smoke appeared and Verosika Mayday took stage.
"Hello," Verosika called out in a wireless mic as she posed, getting a loud roar of cheers. "I am Verosika Mayday, and today, your lives are forever changed…"
Music started to fill the air, initially fighting against the cheers, but soon overwhelmed them as Verosika started to sing.
Meanwhile, Hell
"I still don't know, Millie." Moxxie said in concern as he scratched his chin, both imps looking at the now empty room. "It feels a bit small, especially for a seventeen-year-old."
"Hm…" Millie hummed as she took a little bit longer to think about it. "Yeah, you're right hun. I guess our best bet is to move out of this small apartment and buy a house."
"A house would be good, I can mod it to keep Blitz out…" Moxxie grumbled as Millie pulled out her laptop, and the husband and wife started to search for a house.
"Oh crumbs, they're so…"
"Expensive…" Millie groaned as they looked through many houses, and all of them hundreds of thousand…
A small ping sound was heard.
A house price dropped to dirt cheap.
Millie, acting in micro-seconds, smashed the buy button.
"Crumbs, Millie…" Moxxie nervously chuckled as he looked at the price. "But I wonder why… Oh, the owner died and so the price dropped."
"Good, because we need a big house like this one." Millie said proudly. "Now, let's start packing."
"ON IT!" Blitz shouted as he burst from the bathroom, buckling his belt.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Moxxie shouted enraged his boss was, again, invading into their personal life.
Mayday Concert, Fifty-Nine minutes later…
"~Pack your bags
Sun's out
Take a vacay, babe
Take it straight to Bonetown~"
Verosika ended her signature song to thunderous applause, bowing to her adoring crowd, many flowers, shirts, bras, and thongs landed near her feet.
"Now, for the most anticipated portion of todays event." Verosika announced as she turned attention to a giant box wit 'Raffle' on it. "We shall draw ONE ticket, and if you have this ticket, please meet me behind the stage so we can meet and greet and then sing together."
The crowd cheered more, with many of them praying to God to win.
"Now, for the draw." Verosika stated as she walked up to the box, and reached in.
Pretending to be rummaging around, Verosika grabbed the hidden ticket safely taped near the opening.
Carefully taking the tape off, Verosika pulled it out.
"Our winner is… 132399!"
Naruto, who had a lot of fun, blinked as he checked his ticket.
"I won." He blurted out stupidly. "HOLY FUCK I WON!"
"Well, well, well…" Naruto heard, making him look up toward Verosika, who indeed heard him. "Then come with me, you lucky dog~"
Naruto swallowed a lump in his throat, glancing at Loona, who gave him a thumbs up, and behind her, Hinata glared at him.
This glare was clear in its intention.
'Don't forget to steal the flask.'
Naruto nervously smiled and walked back stage, seeing the Posse of Verosika Mayday eyeing him up and down.
"Name?" Verosika asked Naruto.
"N-Naruto." He replied with a blush.
'Hm, he doesn't seem to be affected by my Charm.' Verosika thought as she noticed he wasn't drooling over her like the other humans outside. 'Interesting.'
"Well, Naruto," Verosika said as she pulled him close, and posed.
A flash went off, as Milky had taken a photo of them.
"Okay, our picture is taken, now we can talk about what song you want us to sing." Verosika said as she DIDN'T let Naruto go, keeping her arms around him, and face close to the point her breath tickled his skin.
"Well, there are two actually." Naruto replied nervously, his blush making him look cute to the disguised succubi, Vortex nearby analyzing Naruto. "But there is something I want to ask."
'Hm, could it be that he is…' Vortex wondered. 'It isn't impossible, my girl is a Lycan turned as well.'
"Go on." Verosika purred seductively, making Naruto outrageously horny and nervous, which counteracted his boner.
"Can I have your flask…"
"Sure." Verosika said without hesitation as she pulled her flask out and handed it to him.
Naruto looked at her dumbfounded, then to the flask, and back to Verosika.
"What?" She asked, giggling at his expression.
"I thought you'd be mad?" He replied honestly.
"Psh, nah." Verosika shrugged, her gang chuckling at Naruto's naivety. "Plus, I have, like, hundreds of flasks."
Point proven when Ace threw her a new flask, which she caught.
"All I ask is you dump the alcohol, you're to young." Verosika told him. 'And it will mutate you into a monster.'
"Okay." Naruto said as he pocketed the flask, relaxing that the hard part was over.
"Now, these two songs you mentioned." Verosika inquired.
Twenty Minutes later…
"Finally." Fuu and many other fans groaned as the stage hands were finally opening the curtains again, this time revealing Naruto and Verosika onstage.
"Okay, Kaiba!" This time, I'm really gonna beat ya!" Verosika announced in a very terrible attempt at a Brooklyn accent. "And there's nothing you can do about it!"
"What are they doing?" Many people murmured.
"Oh, shit… is this what I think it is?"
"Please, Wheeler." Naruto scoffed in a gruff tone. "I could defeat you with my hands tied behind my back. What makes you think you can win this time?"
"Well, I'm glad you asked!" Verosika stated as music started to play.
"Okay… Where the hell is that music coming from?" Naruto asked in confusion.
*LittleKuriboh, Brooklyn Rage*
"~Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh~"
Fan's of Littlekuriboh started losing their collective minds, many crying tears of joy as Verosika started to get into the song.
"~Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh!
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I love it! )
All I do is just believe in the heart of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes~"
The crowd joined Verosika in the chorus.
"~Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Bra-bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage, bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bra-bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage, bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh~"
More than half the crowd cheered and sang with Verosika as she walked around the stage, Naruto awkwardly standing in the back, smiling like an idiot as he enjoyed the song sung by Verosika.
"~My sister's sight is on the line I gotta win
They'll learn to run soon as they see my creepy chin (I'm scary! )
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
But since we're dubbed by 4Kids we must make do without one
Sucks!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes~"
Verosika took a giant chug from her flask.
"~Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Bra-bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage, bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bra-bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage, bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
I won't lose to Rex and Weevil
Cause they're evil
And I'm groovy with my Yugi
I'm not baggin' I'm just hangin' with my Baby Dragon
Met this chick with giant boobies
Treated us like we were newbies and
She's such a nag, such a nag
Check this deck, I ain't second class!
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Bra-bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage, bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bra-bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage, bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bra-bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage, bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bra-bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage, bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bra-bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage, bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh
Bra-bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage, bra-bra-Brooklyn Rage
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh~"
Verosika ended with loud applause and screams of joy, and probably orgasms from how guttural many of them were.
"Now, we have ONE more song." Verosika announced, sweat covering her skin, but she didn't mind as she was having too much fun. "This time it will be a duet."
Naruto walked forward, portions of the crowd booing him as he was the winner, not them.
Verosika turned to the band and nodded.
Music started to be played, sounding very dark and Disney villain like in its tone.
*Freddie Mercury: Mr. Bad Guy: Mr. Bad Guy*
"~Let's go chasing rainbows in the sky
It's my invitation
Let's all take a trip on my ecstasy~"
"~I'm Mr Bad Guy
Yes, I'm everybody's Mr Bad Guy
Can't you see? I'm Mr Mercury
Oo-oh, spread your wings, and fly away with me~" *
"~Your big daddy's got no place to stay
Bad communication
I feel like the President of the USA~"
"~I'm Mr Bad Guy
Yes, I'm everybody's Mr Bad Guy
Can't you see? I'm Mr Mercury
Oo-oh, spread your wings, and fly away with me~"
"~I'm Mr Bad Guy
They're all afraid of me
I can ruin people's lives, yeah, yeah
Mr Bad Guy, they're all afraid of me
It's the only way to be
That's my destiny, yeah
Mr Bad Guy, Mr Bad Guy, bad guy
It's the only way for me
It's my destiny
Ooh, yeah, wow~"
"~I'm Mr Bad Guy
Yes, I'm everybody's Mr Bad Guy
Can't you see? It is my destiny
Oo-oh, spread your wings, and fly away with me~"
As the crowd cheered while Naruto and Verosika bowed, Loona couldn't help but tear up slightly.
'I am everybody's Mr. Bad Guy.' She mentally repeated. 'No, Naruto you… you shouldn't be the bad guy…'
"And that is our show!" Verosika stated, much to the sadness of the crowd. "We shall be leaving soon, but if you want to meet and greet, why the fuck not."
The crowd's cheers broke nearby windows.
Naruto was about to leave as Verosika waved goodbye to him, only to be stopped by Vortex.
"Uhm… yes?" Naruto asked nervously.
"Here." Vortex said as he gave Naruto a business card. "We are a traveling band, but if you need a place to crash, you can call us when you… return home."
With his cryptic, and confusing, message given, Vortex left Naruto alone.
Naruto looked at the business card.
Dry Fuck Studios
Home of Verosika Mayday
(666) XXX-XXXX
Naruto deadpanned, but put the business card in his wallet anyway.
"NARUTO, YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH!" Gaara laughed as he put his arm around Naruto's neck when they regrouped. "Oh, god that must have been fun, singing next to a beauty."
"Well, I already have a beauty with me." Naruto stated as he looked at Loona, who blushed and pushed her hair over her ear in embarrassment.
Naruto got out of Gaara's grasp and looked at Hinata, smirking.
He pulled out the flask and tossed it at her, which she caught.
Hinata was angry.
She was supposed to be the only one to go with Naruto, but he brought his friends, and now she was pissed.
Hinata put the flask in her pocket and her hand clenched into a fist as she stormed toward Naruto.
Loona saw Hinata's intention from the single action alone, and stepped between her and Naruto.
Without warning, Loona punched Hinata in the cheek, making her spin on her foot before she stumbled backward before collapsing in a daze.
"Oh, catharsis. Sweet catharsis." Loona stated as she turned back to the surprised group. "What? Let's go."
"But what…"
"She will get home on her own." Loona said as she laughed, pulling Fuu, Naruto, Shino, and Gaara along, leaving the dazed Hinata alone.
"FUCK!" Hinata screamed in pain as she grasped her cheek, pulling her phone out and calling Kiba for a pick up, and to bring some ice for her swollen cheek.
Fifteen minutes would pass before Hinata got into Kiba's car.
"Oh, babe, here is the ice you asked for." Kiba said as he handed her some ice.
Hinata said nothing as she glared angrily out of the window, pulling the flask out of her pocket and putting the dangerously loose capped item in the cup holder.
'I'll get you back, you fucking bitch.' Hinata thought as she tried thinking of ways to get back at Naruto and Loona.
Chapter 7, DONE!
This chapter was long, so I have nothing much to say except I know the ending is rushed, but I have had a tiring week, so I will most likely change go over it and change it at a later date. Sorry if this bothers you.
The under lined parts of Mr. Bad Guy are Naruto singing, the normal italics is Verosika singing.
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