Original Posted On June 14, 2022
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Response:
Nathair1: For a second, I thought you were talking about me with that 'Sober' comment, but then remembered that is Gaara's dad, lol. I think Naruto would be a good deterrent for keeping Blitz out. Yeah, that was me as a child at a day camp I went to. There was a councilor I liked and told her I wanted to marry her. It's embarrassing. Oh, thank you, I fixed that and a few other misspellings. I don't know, maybe Sasuke could do something stupid.
Gamelover41592: Yeah, I think there is a little bit more. Maybe two chapters worth.
KingDoomer: Okay, I will.
Kurogane1602: Thank you, I feel much better about this chapter than last.
TeaDrinkertheKnight: No problem. It is fine. Yeah, Naruto's classmates don't hate him personally, they just believe stupid rumors and go from there. Meaning it is possible for them to redeem themselves if I choose to do that.
Bednarczykmiki: Oh, yeah that would be hilarious for sure.
Calderoneric758: Got it. Thank you.
Themattman4000: Hm, maybe two more chapters before Homecoming.
DaftMerc39: … you mean when Vanessa was using a strap on? Oh, thanks for the idea for Loona to top Naruto. Sorry, their new house doesn't have a pool. Yeah, they have a pool. I think I have a song for Loona to sing, but it will be much later.
MichaelTheFox: Thank you, I had a lot of fun with that dream part. This chapter is much better than the last. Trust me.
Jebest4781: Yeah, it was hard, my GF wasn't helping me either. Just sending me pictures of bra measurements. She didn't even expect me to understand.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Yeah, it would be better for Loona to tell him, BUT, would you believe your girlfriend if she told you she was a hellhound and she turned you? I wouldn't. I'd think she would be messing around. Don't worry, I answered your questions, and hopefully raised some as well with this chapter. Yeah, Blitz in his weird way does love and care about his workers and Stolas.
MeatBicycle: Thank you, it helped me structure this chapter. I mean that, you are very helpful.
Spark681: I believe you will enjoy this chapter.
Gaby11: Thank you.
TheChamp123: Naruto will be classified as a Lycan-Turned Hellhound. I stated in the first chapter that there were the originators of 'Werewolves'. Thank you for your support.
Wolf Mike: Never heard that song. I'll give it a listen and think about it.
Kubz Boy: Yeah, it was. I did that when I was a child at a day camp I was in. It is embarrassing to think about but it did happen.
Dark Claw: I have plans for the flask, don't worry.
Guest: You call it filler, but I call it set up for a better chapter.
Nicholas: Thank you, happy you enjoyed.
Ror Odin: Yes, it is LoonaXNaruto, but I have an idea for later. I might not do it, but I think it would be fun. Thank you, hopefully this chapter is fun for you to read.
Fugg: Naruto's physical abilities will be enhanced so yeah, he could do parkour. I liked the song. I'll put it on the Homecoming playlist.
Amvmaster: I believe you will like this chapter a lot.
Plucky: Oh, you'll see.
The Helluva Villain: Love the name. That is the plan for the reveal.
Rahzar: Wha… I… this is… I'm… no this… okay i… no I still don't…fuck what does this mean? Maybe… nope, I'm just as… no I am more confused now. But okay…
Banjo the Fox: This chapter will be better, trust me.
Guest: Thank you, this chapter will make you want more to the point of overdosing on desire for the new chapter.
Ursis: Hm, are any of those good? LOL, I am actually cowriters with Crowfeast so I know that story pretty well. I wrote a Valentine's day special chapter for Crowfeast's Hazbin Hotel's Hellhound that you can read. If you like this story I recommend both the one shot I wrote and his story. My favorite member of Verosika's Posse is Milky, the short big girl. I love big girls.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= To be Determined
Chapter 9: Days of Future Pass
Naruto's Room…
Loona teared up as she watched Kratos and Atreus have a bonding moment in God of War.
Her ears perked up as she heard a soft sound beside her.
Loona looked over and saw Naruto sleeping, snoring softly as he leaned against the wall on his bed.
'It is this late?' Loona questioned as she saw Naruto's alarm clock, which showed it was eleven thirty.
Saving the game, Loona turned off the PS4 and the TV before she snuggled up next to Naruto, undoing her human disguise, wrapping her tail around naruto as she pulled him into her embrace.
"I love you, so much, Naruto." Loona whispered as she held him close, guilt starting to rise in her gut. "Hopefully, soon, I can reveal what I truly am to you."
Naruto snuggled into her fur, a smile appearing on his dozing face, making Loona smile sadly.
Closing her eyes, Loona reapplied her human disguise before she followed him into sleep.
Hell, Pride Circle, Dry Fuck Studios…
Verosika clicked her tv remote in boredom, channel surfing as she was trying to find entertainment.
Sighing, she turned off her tv and exited her room.
Dry Fuck Studios was a large abandoned building, before Verosika bought it on 'gigantic disused haunted studios in the middle of nowhere. com'.
Well, that is how Verosika told her posse how she acquired Dry Fuck Studios.
It was on a steep hill, surrounded by a cemetery and a large iron barred fence with the words 'Dry Fuck' on the iron gate.
It had 49-50 rooms.
A private cinema. A pool. A lobby. A gift shop for any… lucky visitors. A shooting range for guns, duh. Toilets. Large car garage. Audition room. Bunker. Bowling alley. Studio. Café. Lobby. Backend. Boiler room. Portal to the Living World. Balcony.
The crew had their own rooms, with Verosika's at the very top of Dry Fuck Studios, and the rest were for any visitors who had the good fortune to be able to stay the night.
"Night, boss." Milky said as Verosika passed her as she walked down the hall to the elevator.
"Night." Verosika mumbled in boredom.
She made it to the elevator, eyes narrowing as the door opened to show her Josh rushing to stand up, vaginal fluids on his face as the woman he was with pushed down her skirt, gasping for air.
"Sup, boss… we're going down…" Josh stated in a mild panic.
Verosika entered and hit the ground floor.
As they waited, Verosika took some irritation from hearing Josh making out with the one-night stand.
'Hmph…' Verosika said as she felt her loins start to call out for attention.
Pushing her lust down, the door opened, and Verosika stepped out, the door immediately closing due to josh hitting the 'door close' button.
'Good luck, Josh.' Verosika thought as she made her way to the garage.
"Oh, boss…" Coco said as she shot up hearing the door slam open, Verosika approaching the mechanic succubus.
"She good to go, Coco?" Verosika asked her mechanic as she looked at one of her favorite rides, beside her
The Reap.
The Reap is a modified Meyers Manx dune buggy. It is easily distinguished by its jagged pink-ish camouflage paint job and its Reap livery on the hood.
It also has an APEX bumper sticker on its back right skirt. Unlike most standard Meyers Manx dune buggies, the Reap lacks headlights which is instead replaced with small orange turn signals and a set of four red high beams below the bumper. As they were in hell and if they were drunk during the yearly Purge, Reap has a dual rocket launcher built into its underbody. The seats of the car are covered with red seat covers that had deep purple cocks embraided all over it.
"Yep, Reap is all ready, for ya' boss." Coco said as she closed the hood. "Just don't…" Verosika hopped in, turned it on, and drove through the garage door. "Drive it through the door… ugh… I am going to need to fix it… again."
Verosika pulled her sunglasses over her eyes as the sun set shined in her eyes.
'I need to relax.' She thought as she turned harshly to the right, driving through the red light.
Reaching to the cupholder, Verosika grabbed a flask and opened it, drinking deeply.
"AGH, that's better!" Verosika declared as she continued to recklessly drive. "Now, I can't wait to see that young Naruto again. I just need him to come back to hell and use the business card we gave him."
Verosika cranked up the speed, running over two Moving Worker Imps, smeering their blood over Reap's hood and window, causing the boxes the imps were carrying to hit the ground.
"GOD DAMN IT!" Moxxie shouted as he ran out of the house, Verosika screetching down the street and out of sight. "THESE ARE ONE OF A KIND!"
"Mox, we have a problem here." Millie called out of the window.
She jumped out of said window and helped Moxxie pull in the boxes.
"What is it, Millie?" Moxxie asked in concern.
"What are we going to do with this?" Millie asked as she motioned to the file on Naruto that stolas made, and was magically updating itself so it ended currently with 'Naruto sleeping wrapped up in Loona's embrace'. "If he finds out we have this, he could get mad and want to leave!"
Moxxie put down the boxes and hugged Millie.
"We can just burn them." He said in an attempt to solve the problem.
"No, we can't." Millie answered. "We don't know everything about Naruto, so we need to keep it incase something happens. We won't have any idea on what to do. We need it to help us take care of him."
Moxxie could see concern and worry in his wife's eyes.
'She really, really wants this adoption to work.' Moxxie thought as he smiled softly. "Okay. We can hide them in our room. That way, he won't find them. However, when we are comfortable with Naruto, we need to burn them."
Millie nodded.
"Sure sweety." Millie answered, her heart racing with anxiousness and concern. "I just… want to be a good mother…"
"You will." Moxxie said as he used his thumb and index finger to cup Millie's chin, gently pushing her head to make eye contact with him. "I promise, we will be good parents."
Millie smiled and hugged Moxxie.
'I am happy I chose you.' She thought as she squeezed her husband.
Elsewhere in Hell…
"I'm home, babe." Vortex called out to his girlfriend as he hung up his vest.
"Welcome back, Tex."
Vortex was hit by a blue blur, making him chuckle as he wrapped his arms around his woman, spinning in his heel.
"It's good to be back, BlueJay, how was work?" Vortex asked Jayjay.
Jayjay 'BlueJay' Burdell was a Lycan-Turned Hellhound.
She was tall, but shorter than Vortex while being on the huskier side of body shapes.
She had a short, bushy tail which was a shade of red like her normal hair. Her fur was shades of blue, standing out against normal Hellborn and Sinner hellhounds. She had feathers clipped into her hair.
Currently, she was wearing sport shorts and a black tank top that was too large for her, since it belonged to Vortex.
"Singing at a bar, it's not that hard." Jayjay replied as she giggled due to Vortex lifting her up with ease. "How about you?"
"Body guarding, eh…" Vortex replied with a roll of his eyes. "Not that hard."
Jayjay was out down.
"Dinner is almost ready, Tex." Jayjay called out as she zoomed to the kitchen.
Several minutes passed, and Tex was sitting at the table with Jayjay, Youtube playing songs on the tv nearby.
"Something wrong, Tex?" Jayjay asked Vortex, seeing the look of contemplation in her beloved's face.
"Yeah… not something big, but just… concern…" Vortex said as he looked at Jayjay's left breast, specifically the portion of the top part that was exposed, revealing dark blue patches of fur. "Because I found another Lycan-Turned… and he didn't seem to know anything… meaning whoever turned him…"
Jayjay dropped her fork, cupping her breast, a phantom pain starting to ache in her chest.
"I… I see…" She replied as her eyes slightly fogged, memories of her past resurfacing.
"Babe…" Vortex said as he stood up quickly, grasping Jayjay's free hand, gripping it tightly. "Babe!"
"Huh?" Jayjay hummed as she snapped out of her memories. "What was that, babe?"
"Jayjay…" Vortex said as he walked over and hugged her tightly. "I am sorry, I didn't mean…"
"Sh…" Jayjay said as she hugged Vortex's arm. "It's okay, it was an accident."
The two hugged in silence, their tails wrapping around each other as the sun set, the street lamps turning on to illuminate the streets.
"If you want, can you tell me how you felt when you were turned… if it isn't too painful." Vortex asked Jayjay.
"It was… scary…" Jayjay said as she dabbed her eyes. "I wanted nothing but to be a singer, but the person I… huh…" Jayjay shuddered. "The betrayal… the anger, the changes, the near-death experiences… my own thoughts… suicide... I probably… would have killed myself if it wasn't for you finding me, babe."
Vortex hated that he was putting Jayjay through these painful memories, but needed to talk to her now.
Because with what Verosika wanted, Jayjay would probably be one of the best people who could help Naruto when he arrives in Hell.
"I'm sorry…" Vortex apologized once more, hugging Jayjay tighter, making her sniffle and smile.
She loved it when her beloved held her with a gentle passion.
Living World, Sabaku Home…
"Hey…" Gaara said as he saw Temari leaving the bathroom, wearing her bathrobe with her hair up in a towel.
"Hey…" She replied, both trying to move past each other, but blocking each other.
"Uhm, Temari…" Gaara said as he held his Rocket Plush tightly to his chest.
"Yes?"
"I am… uh… I am sorry…" Gaara apologized, his guts tying themselves into knots. "I know you are just looking out for me, just worried, but me lashing out and screaming at you… I am sorry…"
Temari blinked, and smiled.
She reached out and flicked Gaara in the head.
"Ow."
"Apology accepted," she said with her eyes watering. "Gaara."
"Thank you, Temari." Gaara said with a smile, his eyes watering.
He went to hug Temari, but she stepped back.
"Uhm, later, when I am not half naked?" Temari asked, since she did want to give Gaara that hug.
"Oh…" Gaara blushed in embarrassment. "Yeah, do that."
The siblings walked to their rooms, with Rasa at the bottom of the stairs, smiling proudly.
'Karura, we have good kids.' Rasa thought as he looked at his phone, seeing an old photo of him, Gaara as a baby, Kankuro, and Temari. 'Just need to get Kankuro out of jail. He has a few more weeks before he is released, and then our family will be back together. Speaking of Kankuro, we should visit him in prison.'
Aburame Household…
Shino stood on his porch, Fuu sitting in a chair as she smoked a pipe.
*COUGH, cough* Fuu exhaled the smoke, waving her hand in front of her face. "You want some more?"
"Nah, I am good…" Shino said before his phone rang. "Hang on, I'll be back."
Fuu nodded, continuing to cough before she drank water as Shino stepped inside and opened his phone.
'Neji?' Shino thought as he saw his friend's name before answering it. "Hello."
"Shino." Neji said on the opposite side of the phone in a hushed whisper.
"Neji, what is wrong?" Shino asked as he heard this tone.
"I am worried. Hinata is spending more and more time at Kiba's house, and I am afraid she is up to something." Neji told Shino.
Shino's eyes narrowed.
"Yeah, I have a suspicion she is up to something too, especially with her spending time around Naruto…"
"She is around Stray Dog?"
Shino pursed his lips.
"Naruto…" He put emphasis on Naruto's name. "Might be in trouble. So, please, keep an eye on Hinata and keep me informed. I'll keep you informed about Naruto."
"Okay, night Shino."
"Night." Shino said as he ended his phone call.
Inuzuka house…
"You sure you want to do that?" Kiba asked Hinata as she bounced up and down on him, her naked breasts in his face as he pushed up into his girlfriend.
"Yeah, it will be a great way to… YEAH!" Hinata nearly screamed as she orgasmed. "Ah… ah… ha… way to embarrass Stray Dog."
"Yeah, but to do that we need to…" Kiba had his mouth silenced by Hinata's lips.
"Leave it all to me, Kiba." Hinata said as she pulled back, saliva connecting the two of them.
"Okay, I'll get the other thing you need." He replied as Hinata got off of him, snuggling into Kiba.
Skip, Tuesday Morning, School…
"Here is your ticket to Homecoming." Hinata said as she gave Naruto his ticket.
Which was originally Kiba's, but since he couldn't go, it was Naruto's.
"Thanks… I guess." Naruto thanked dully as he put it in his wallet.
"Don't forget, Stray Dog." Hinata said as she grabbed his collar. "You are MINE. Sure, that silver bitch may have you at your home, but me," Hinata got close and kissed Naruto, making his eyes widen, her tongue slipping into his mouth. "You are mine."
She pushed him away and stormed off, feeling high and mighty.
'Oh, fuck…' Naruto thought in concern as he spat the saliva out of his mouth. 'Loona is going to brutalize her.'
Skip, End of School…
Naruto closed his locker, scratching his shoulder as he picked up his bag.
'Why is my arm hurting?' He thought as he put his bag on his back. 'Probably got bit by a bug or something last night while making smores.'
He made his way out into the hall, only to stop and his face become neutral as he saw Sasuke with a basketball, spinning it on his finger with ease.
"Stray Dog…" Sasuke said as he took notice of Naruto, grabbing his ball and putting it under his arm. "We need to talk."
"I have nothing to talk to you about, Uchiha." Naruto stated as he went to move past Sasuke, expecting the ravenette to put up a resistance.
Surprisingly, Sasuke moved out of Naruto's way, and walked beside him.
"Sakura was scared." He stated, seemingly random. "She told me that you went shopping on Sunday, and saw her."
Naruto stayed quiet, ignoring Sasuke.
"She wasn't scared of you, but what you did."
"What did I do?" Naruto snapped, turning abruptly and glaring at Sasuke, on guard in case of an attack.
"She said you gave her comforting words, concerning her parents divorce." Sasuke said as he looked into Naruto's eyes. "She was scared that you were trying to hurt her. So, Stray Dog, are you planning something that will hurt my lady?"
Naruto facepalmed.
"Haruno is panicking all because I was NICE?" he asked in irritation. "Look, Uchiha, I have no plans to hurt or attack anyone, you or Haruno included. I know what it is like to lose a parent, and…"
Naruto fell silent, looking at Sasuke, but not seeing him as he remembered the accident.
That rainy night, the backseat of the car, the bright flash of light, it went black, before waking up in the hospital.
"And to go through the grief that follows it." Naruto finished. "So, you can tell Haruno that I am not going to do anything. Now, fuck off."
Naruto continued walking toward the front of the school, Sasuke staying where he stood, watching Naruto's back.
"Sure, I'll let her know, Uzumaki." Sasuke said as he went to his car, where Sakura was waiting.
Naruto walked closer, passing the English building.
"Naruto…"
"Shino?" Naruto asked as his friend approached him.
"I need to ask you something." Shino said as he pushed his glasses up.
Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Okay, just make it quick." Naruto said as he needed to get home, because he needed to help make dinner and do his homework.
"Is there something going on with Hinata?" Shino bluntly asked, making Naruto's eyes widen. "That reaction tells me yes."
Sighing, Naruto looked around them, making sure no one was around.
"Yeah, she is blackmailing me." Naruto told his friend. "But don't worry, I have it under control. I promise."
Shino raised an eyebrow as he kept his eye connection with Naruto.
"Is it… something bad?" Shino asked as he made mental notes. "Is she threatening you or someone close to you?"
"Shino…" Naruto said seriously. "I have it under control."
Shino wasn't convinced.
He sighed.
"Okay, I won't pry anymore, but if you need someone else to talk to, you can talk to me." Shino told Naruto.
"Thank you, Shino." Naruto said as he gave Shino a bro hug.
"Now, I need to find Fuu, she said she was going to wait for me up front." Shino said as he and Naruto started walking to the front.
"I'll go with you since I'm heading that way anyway." Naruto said as they walked.
"You see that new update to the Switch?" Shino asked. "Yhe one that allows you to play classic NES, SNES, and N64 games."
"Oh, yeah, I am going to subscribe to the Nintendo thing so I can get that." Naruto said in excitement. "I love the SNES, I hope it has Link to the Past."
"I want it to have Super Mario World." Shino said with a smile as they neared the front of the school.
They moved through the short hall and exited, seeing Fuu talking to Loona, who was doing a pose.
"Loona?"
Ten Minutes Prior…
Loona looked at her phone as she stood at the steps of the school, having gotten out of a meeting for the Homecoming Dance.
It was about music, themes, and food, stuff like that.
Loona had decided to stay and wait for Naruto.
'I can't wait to see his surprised face…' Loona thought before a familiar teenager stepped into her view.
"What are you doing here?" Hinata demanded as she stood before Loona.
Loona ignored Hinata, looking at her phone.
"Hey, I asked you a question." Hinata stated, trying to get Loona's attention.
"Sorry, you say something?" Loona said as she pretended to pull out earbuds.
Hinata snarled, her hands clenched.
"I asked why you are here?" She snapped.
"Because I am picking up my friend." Loona replied before 'putting her earbuds back' into her ears and returned to ignoring Hinata.
"Oh, hey Loona." Fuu said as she saw the silver haired woman.
Loona barely turned before Fuu jumped her, reaching around and grabbing Loona's breasts.
"Hm… Nice, small, soft, and firm…" Fuu purred as she grinded against Loona's back.
"Get off, Fuu." Loona demanded as she reached back and grabbed Fuu's face.
Fuu went limp and was pulled over Loona's shoulder and put on her feet.
"DA~MN, you're fucking strong for someone with such a thin frame." Fuu admired as she looked at Loona's arms. "Come on, teach me your secret."
"No." Loona laughed. 'It's just my natural strength from being… well, me.'
"Ha, this small breasted bimbo can't compare to me, Fuu, was it?" Hinata interjected, pushing her impressive breasts out.
Loona… laughed right in Hinata's face.
"A big ass can make up for a lack of tits," Loona stated as Fuu nodded in agreement, since she was small in the boob department but had a great ass. "But big tits can NEVER make up for a lack of ass…"
Everyone who heard looked at Loona and Hinata's butts.
Indeed, Loona had a bigger butt.
Hinata was seeing red.
Disregarding EVERYTHING, she punched Loona in the face, whose head jerked backward.
"Ha," She scoffed before she took another punch from Hinata. "Pathetic."
Loona dodged Hinata's third punch, pushing it aside before she punched Hinata in the stomach, making her cave in.
But Hinata had her hair grabbed at the roots by Loona, who lifted her up by the hair, and punched her in the face.
'Okay, keep pulling my punches.' Loona thought as she punched Hinata in the leg, specifically where her phone was. 'Don't want to pulverize her body, but at least the phone is destroyed.'
Loona made Hinata spin again on her feet from a final vicious punch to the face.
"ENOUGH!" Hinata screamed as she got her bearings back and tackled Loona off the steps and to the ground, hitting Loona.
Fuu jump pushed Hinata off of Loona.
"KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, RIGHT NOW!" Fuu shouted as she stepped between the two fighting women. "Do you want to get in trouble? If you do, keep fighting!"
Hinata took several deep breathes before she huffed, turning and walking away.
The front of the school was quiet as the students who were there stared.
"THE FUCK YA'LL LOOKIN' AT?" Fuu shouted, her inner- Ed Wuncler the Third coming out with a facial sneer.
The students quickened their paces to leave as Fuu helped Loona up.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, thanks, I didn't need it, but thanks." Loona thanked Fuu as she got to her feet.
"You sure? You took two punches to the face and then to the body." Fuu asked in concern.
"Fit as a fiddle." Loona said as she did a difficult pose, not wincing or having trouble standing.
"Loona?"
Loona and Fuu turned and saw Naruto and Shino exiting the building.
"Naruto, hi." Loona said with a blush as she straightened herself out. "What are you doing here?"
"I am the one who should ask that." Naruto said as he approached her. "Why are you here?"
"Oh…" Loona said as she blushed more, Fuu laughing at her as she and Shino took their leave, heading to Fuu's car. "I was here because of the meeting I had to attend for the Dance this Friday."
"Oh, that makes sense." Naruto said as he and Loona started to walk back to the Orphanage.
Hour Later, Orphanage…
"You broke Hinata's phone?" Naruto asked in surprise.
"Yep, I smashed it when we fought earlier." Loona said. "I hope you aren't mad."
"No, I'm not, you want to know why?" Naruto asked as he felt nervous.
"Why?"
"Well, the stupid bitch kissed me this morning, mouth." Naruto explained in disgust. "She tongued me and everything. So, you beating her and then breaking the phone, is perfect vengeance. Plus," Naruto pulled out the Homecoming ticket. "She gave me this so I can go by myself, and then dance with you."
"Hm," Loona thought as she scratched her chin. "Go with her, and then humiliate her."
"No, I won't." Naruto said as he put the ticket away. "I won't lower myself to her level, and neither should you."
"Ugh, fine." Loona said as she pounced Naruto, kissing him deeply, plunging her tongue into his mouth.
She had to get the taste of Hinata out of it of course.
Meanwhile…
"Bitch broke my phone!" Hinata screamed in anger as she held the broken phone.
"Babe, it's okay." Kiba said as he hugged Hinata from the back. "Remember, you sent me the video and picture, so we still have it."
Hinata took heavy, heavy, HEAVY deep breathes as she calmed down.
"You're right, Kiba. You're right." She said as she kissed him. "We still have the Stray Dog by the balls, so we have nothing to worry about."
"Also," Kiba said as he pulled out his phone. "My cousin at the farm is coming by tomorrow," he showed Hinata a picture of his cousin carrying a plastic bucket with its sealed tight. "He said it was easy, even though he was concerned with why we need the blood."
"Excellent, and my aunt who owns the taxidermy is going to drop off the dog skin tomorrow afternoon." Hinata replied happily.
The two kissed, sloppily tonguing each other, unknowingly heard by Neji.
He skulked back to his room, and texted Shino.
Suspicions are proven. Kiba and Hinata are planning something. - NH
Naruto confirmed he was being blackmailed, but says he has it under control. Get evidence and keep it hidden so if they do anything, they can be punished. - SA
Skip, Wednesday Morning, Hell…
"Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Emps…" Stolas said in a professional tone as he sat at the table of Millie and Moxxie's house with Blitz on his lap. "You want to adopt Naruto?"
Millie and Moxxie were sitting across from them, using the false name Emps for their human last name.
Stolas had come by to drop off their disguises, and get a piece of 'Big Daddy Blitz', but then was roped into being the Orphanage patron while they held a mock interview just incase the orphanage staff had one.
"Yes, we would like to adopt Naruto." Millie answered.
"May I ask why? He is nearly eighteen, so why go for someone so old?" Stolas asked professionally, his hands grabbing Blitz's chest, feeling it in his hands.
"STOP IT, STOLAS!" Blitz shouted, making Stolas giggle.
"You're so cute when you are embarrassed." Stolas said as he booped Blitz.
"Can we focus… your majesty." Moxxie said in irritation before it was replaced with a politeness when Stolas looked at him.
"Sorry, I got distracted." Stolas chuckled.
"To answer why," Moxxie stated, aiming to answer the question. "My wife and I have tried to have children, to little success." Moxxie took Millie's hand in his as Millie faked a sad face. "And with our jobs eating so much of our time, we decided adopting an older child would be better than a developing young child, who could develop abandonment issues with us being so busy."
Stolas smiled.
Genuinely.
'These two smaller imps are so wholesome.' He thought as he looked back at his own family. 'At least they are functional.'
They continued the mock interview… with many, MANY distractions due to Blitz.
Skip, Evening, Living World, Orphanage…
"How does this fit?" Evelyn asked Loona as she tried on the dress.
"Yes, it does." Loona said as she spun, the skirt widening as she did. "I love it."
"I added a few sparkles here and there to make it pop." Evelyn said as she wiped her VERY tired looking eyes.
"Again, thank you so much." Loona said as she hugged the tired Evelyn, who smiled brightly as she tapped Loona's back.
"Just need to make the small head accessory and then it will be finished." Evelyn said as she pulled out her measuring tape. "Sorry, I forgot to get your head measurement."
Loona went to get the measurement, before her phone went off from a new message.
"Hold on, I got to take this." Loona said as she recognized the ringtone.
It was Millie texting her.
Loona opened her phone… and nearly dropped it.
Mox and I have decided to adopt Naruto. - M
Later…
"Come on, just…" Naruto said as he helped Loona pose. "Yeah, right there, perfect."
"Thank you." Loona said as she held her pose… with her hidden tail providing extra balance.
She was posed as the statue in the opening to Jojo part 5 intro: Fighting Gold.
She had a red blanket over her body, covering her shoulders as well as her waist and breasts, which she was wearing her underwear for extra safety.
She had a plastic chain around her arm.
"Okay, just hold that as I draw." Naruto said with an erection and lustful look in his eyes as he pulled on an artist glove before he grabbed his pencil and sketch paper.
Loona enjoyed the attention, doing her best to hold the pose as Naruto sketched her in the pose.
BUT… after several minutes…
'My arms are tired.' Loona thought as she didn't move. 'My nose itches…'
"Hey, Naru…"
"SH!"
'Did he just shush me?' Loona thought in annoyance as Naruto kept moving his eyes from pencil and paper to her, doing his best to get as much detail. 'Oh, I am… am… ahm… ah…ahah….
"ACHOO!"
Loona sneezed, her body jolting in response and losing her balance, making her fall.
She wasn't hurt, but still.
"DAMN IT, LOONA I WAS ALMOST DONE!" Naruto shouted as he shot up from his chair.
"I SNEEZED, SO WHAT? I CAN JUST GET IN THE POSE AGAIN!" Loona snapped as she got up, irritated that Naruto showed more concern for the picture than her falling over.
"NO, I WON'T WORK BECAUSE IT WILL BE EVER SO SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT!" Naruto snapped as he pinched his nose. "GOD DAMN IT, FUCK!"
"I would like that!" Loona stated loudly, but didn't shout due to not wanting the staff and children knowing.
Naruto sat down, hand over his face.
"I'm not in the mood…" Naruto said as Loona got on her knees, her head and arms on his lap. "Loona…"
"You sure?" Loona asked with her puppy dog eyes.
'Cute.' Naruto thought with a blush. "Loona, I said no."
Loona pouted.
"Okay." She whined as she moved the blanket to cover her body.
They sat in silence.
Loona felt awkward as Naruto turned on his Switch and started playing Breath of the Wild.
'Millie said earlier that she and Fatty will be trying to adopt him.' Loona thought as she pulled her legs into her arms, sitting on Naruto's bed in the fetal position. 'This is good… right? This way, he and I will be in hell, and he will have good people looking after him when I can't. But… will he be happy being adopted?'
This question started to gnaw away at Loona's brain, not leaving her alone.
"Hey, Naruto." Loona asked.
"Yeah?" Naruto asked in a mild irritated tone.
"What would you do if you got adopted…"
"That won't happen." Naruto said as he spun in his chair, defeating a Guardian. "No one wants me as their son, so I don't think it will ever happen. Come on, I'm almost eighteen."
"There are people out there that could and WOULD adopt you, Naruto." Loona stated as she stood up.
She couldn't reveal what she knew, not yet.
Naruto paused his game and glared at Loona.
"If there were people that wanted to adopt me," Naruto said with emphasis on his words. "Then they would not have ever said, 'Look at those scars' 'He looks like an animal' 'I bet he is a violent beast'. So, I am SOOO Sorry that I don't believe you when you said that there are people who want to adopt me."
He broke eye contact, done with the conversation.
Naruto picked up his Switch, but was turned to face Loona when she spun his chair, taking his Switch and putting it aside.
"Naruto," She stated with emphasis on her words. "I KNOW there is a family out there who would be happy to have you. Remember," She got close, staring him in the eyes with an intense focus. "I was almost eighteen when I was adopted by my deadbeat dad."
Naruto scowled.
"Doesn't mean anything. You were probably never called a Dog."
"But you were never abandoned!" Loona snapped, making Naruto blink. "You told me your mother died in childbirth and your dad died in an accident… my parents abandoned me when I was two… then I spent fifteen years in an orphanage, no one wanted me because they saw me as a punk, a bitch… a loser…" Her eyes were watering, heart pounding in her chest as she remembered her youth. "But I was saved from that… by one of the worst people ever, but his company was better than anyone at the orphanage. SO, I ask YOU again," Loona stared Naruto in the eyes with tears. "What would you do if you got adopted?"
Naruto's throat was dry and scratchy.
His breathing was haggard.
'She too has been through a similar life.' Naruto thought as he looked into Loona's eyes, not seeing any deception.
"I… I don't know…" Naruto replied shakily, taking a deep breath to calm himself. "I never entertained the idea. I grew up believing I would never be wanted by a family, so it never crossed my mind."
"So… you don't know." Loona asked, the intensity in her voice gone.
"I think, if I was to wager a guess, I'd be nervous as hell." Naruto honestly replied. "But, slowly but surely, it would become normal. We'd be a family. I don't know if I could say 'dad' because I knew my dad. 'Mom' might be easier since I never knew her."
Loona smiled and started to laugh.
Naruto frowned before slowly laughing himself.
"That was too intense of a moment." Naruto said as he and Loona slowly got their breath back. "Hey, sorry for yelling earlier. I just…"
"It's fine, I should have just gotten back into position." Loona said as she sat in Naruto's lap, resting her head on his shoulder. "The day after tomorrow… We will be dancing."
"Yeah, we will." Naruto said with a chuckle.
"I can't wait." Loona said as she pulled his head in and kissed his cheek.
Naruto couldn't help but smile harder.
He felt so content with his life right now.
Naruto didn't want it to end.
Meanwhile, Inuzuka House…
"Hey, babe." Kiba said as he heaved the bucket of blood to his car. "I got the stuff ealier than expected. About to pour it into the bags and put it in the ice chest."
Akamaru whimpered in Kiba's car, his tail swaying back and forth, hitting the flask, further loosening the lid.
"Good, Kiba. My aunt came by just now and I just got the skin a few minutes ago." Hinata replied. "I can't wait to do this. Stray Dog will NEVER forget tomorrow night."
"Yeah, just like Carrie." Kiba said as he hooked up his Bluetooth wireless piece and started pouring the blood into small bags.
"Carrie?"
"Yeah, you know, the Steven King novel: Carrie?" Kiba asked in confusion. "You know, the psychic girl who goes to the dance and gets pig blood poured on her. She goes on a rampage and breaks the town. Kills her mom with a heart attack."
"NO, THIS IS NOTHING LIKE CARRIE!" Hinata snapped.
"Okay, then what is the difference?" Kiba asked as he started pouring a second bag.
Hinata didn't reply.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"My plan has a skinned dog." Hinata answered.
"Oh, fuck off, you sexy bitch." Kiba laughed out, making Hinata smirk.
"You are getting dry fucked later for that remark."
Kiba grinned at this statement as Akamaru whimpered.
His owner was a freak, and so was his girlfriend.
Chapter 9, DONE!
Chapter title is a reference to Moody Blues: Days of Future Pass, and the past and future are relevant in this chapter. Hope you noticed.
I got more Loona art on Deviantart, Boo1194 and I are working on it together, so please check it out when you can.
Dry Fuck Studios is basically the first Kong Studios from Gorillaz, because I wanted a place that Verosika could be alone with her crew, away from media and stuff like that.
Jayjay is a character from Vivziepop's Zoophobia story, and she has a boyfriend, but in this story, she is Vortex's GF. I know, his GF hasn't been revealed in Helluva Boss canon, but I don't think she will be revealed. If she is, then I won't change Jayjay. She will stay and if there are any problems with that, I'll ignore it.
The conversation between Kiba and Hinata at the end is like Ygotas with the characters saying that Dungeun Dice Monsters is like Duel Monsters, and Duke saying "No, it's nothing like Duel Monsters." "Okay, what's the difference." Pause. "My game has Dice."
I had a lot of fun with this chapter. Hopefully it makes up for the last chapter being so… bland. Seriously I fucked up.
All I had planned was the Gorillaz: Clint Eastwood dream sequence.
SOOO, NEXT CHAPTER IS HOMECOMING! YAY! I have the music playlist made, don't worry, it isn't available. When the next chapter comes out, I'll make it available and put the link on the Bio Page.
I don't have much else to say, so if you enjoyed the chapter, please review. If you didn't like it, please leave a review anyway because it helps me become a better author.