Original Posted On July 30, 2022
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Response:
OmegaDelta: We shall see when the Extermination begins.
Gaby11: Thank you.
Gamelover41592: We shall see how he adapts. I am going through it slowly.
Crispycon1013: Ouch, I can't do another 20K chapter. I did one for Ghoul of Gremory, chapter 33. And I was ready to cut my hands off.
The Helluva Villain: That sounds like a good atmosphere for reading. Don't worry, I have a plan for Naruto and Loona.
Karicke: That is always an option.
MichaelTheFox: Naruto will fuck Blitz up for that dick kick.
Silvanium: Yeah, he adds nothing but blunt answers and a kick to the dick.
Calderoneric758: I can't say anything without it sounding insincere and cliché. I just hope everything works out.
Arashi Uzukaze: I wanted to keep Naruto the way I have written. He is restrained, and thus his actions are restrained. Yeah, but imagine if she told him, Naruto would think she is playing around.
TeaDrinkertheKnight: We shall see what happens.
Clown Exorcist: What? You've never gotten drunk and masturbated to drown and numb your emotions? All jokes aside, yeah, I can see why someone would see it as distracting.
KiritoUzumaki700: What? I am confused.
TheFoxSummoner Clan-Head: I hope he recovers too.
Max Moreno: Yes, that is what I am going for. Why shoes?
Nicholas: I know, and I wanted it to be a serious scene. I am happy everyone enjoyed it because I was worried that I had Naruto's reaction to restrained.
Emilio: Yeah, I know. I love Futurama too.
ManBearPig: I might give them a read.
Reggard the knife: I am not a fan of Hellsing.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Everyone loves the dinner scene. I am happy you enjoyed the chapter. Yeah, karma is going to be a bitch to Hinata and Kiba, don't worry, I haven't forgotten them. This arc is basically Naruto's adjustment, so nothing much from the human world will be shown unless it works. NoOOO… don't worry, no medical coma.
Insitreader: I hope I don't fuck it up.
Jebest4781: Yeah, everyone is looking forward to the reunion of Naruto and Loona.
Autobot Wolfsketch: Naruto is able to understand when he is given the reason, it just depends on his mood, his own opinion, and the person.
Angels Sabbath: They are a good fit. I am still shocked at how I was able to make this relationship work.
KuroRyuKami: I can say that Extermination Day is going to change many things for Naruto.
Nathair1: That was realistic? Yeah, Loona, no drink. Bad Girl.
Earth vs Soup: Don't get ahead of me man.
Wolf Mike: I tried to make both realistic and give them realistic reactions. Most of them are from my own experiences and my GF's experiences.
Dark Claw: It will, just when is yet to be answered.
Guest: Gun? I thought about it, but decided on a different weapon since Blitz and Moxxie use ranged weapons.
Flashlight: Yeah, I told him. He seemed happy.
Skalrag: Never seen Tiny Toons.
Gallantmon228: You are right, Naruto should have listened to Loona. Loona didn't deserve it.
Bender: It is a nice shiny metal ass. Great Idea, but throw in 'Don't Stop Me Now' by Queen and you got a deal.
MEATBICYCLE: Yeah, pretty much.
DaftMerc39: I just bought my PS5, it should be here on July 31st. I am glad you enjoyed the chapter.
Bots Master: In a way you probably didn't expect.
MichaelTheFox: Yeah, Blitz deserves his punishment.
Star Killa: Well, here is More.
Splatter: Oh, nice idea.
Biran: Exactly.
Ice: Can I use this OC?
Slurhk: I just looked it up, and she is adorable.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= To be Determined
Chapter 14: Family Plus
Oct. 8th, Morning, Blitz and Loona's Apartment…
Light beamed into Loona's room through the cracks in her curtains.
While some would be well rested and feeling refreshed, Loona felt groggy, her stomach felt oily and bloated, and worse, in pain.
She had barely slept due to the distress in her stomach affecting her mind, thus her rest was MUCH less then pleasant.
Cracking open her red eyes, Loona shakily raised her hands to her eyes to wipe the sleep out of them.
An intense tightening in her chest, her stomach spasmed violently.
'Oh, fuck…' Loona thought as her stomach growled in discomfort.
Suddenly, an intense 'push' feeling hit her bladder as an acidic taste hit her throat.
Loona shot off of her bed, her shorts (Which had been at her feet) flew off as she was stepping over beer boxes and bottles as she slammed through her door, leaving her in her shirt, hand over her mouth, her rapid movements jostling her already pain filled body more and making it worse.
'Bathroom!' Loona thought over and over as she grabbed the doorknob, slamming the door open, revealing Blitz on the toilet taking a dump.
"LOONEY!" Blitz shouted as the nearly naked hellhound barreled in, ignoring Blitz who was shocked and embarrassed as he covered himself with his hands as Loona jumped into the bathtub.
"BLEEEAAAGHAAAAA!"
Vomit exploded from Loona's mouth and nose, hitting the bathtub floor, splashing up and onto her fur.
"Loona!" Blitz said as he shot up, pulling his pants up and reaching into the bathtub.
"Oh, Satan!" Loona screamed before she lurched again, a second wave of liquid acid vomit surging through her and into the tub.
So bad was her pain, Loona could not stand anymore and collapsed, face planting into the puddle as a third wave came up in a burp.
Garbled sounds came from her stomach as its contents were emptied.
Blitz rubbed Loona's back, concern for her flooding his body as Loona shuddered, her thighs pressing against each other as her bladder could not hold back.
"Can't… stop…" Loona whimpered in embarrassment, eyes squinting closed and ears laying flat on her head and then gasped in relief as she started to urinate four days' worth of alcohol in the shower.
Gasping as her pain subsided, Loona closed her eyes, sweat soaking her fur along with the piss and vomit.
Her muscles felt relaxed with her bladder muscles pain fading.
"Loona… I told you…" Blitz said near tears as he turned Loona over to face him as she started to relax. "I told you that you'd get hurt… I hate that I was right…"
Blitz wiped his eyes before he noticed Loona had fallen asleep in the shower, covered in piss and vomit.
Frowning, Blitz sighed.
Carefully, Blitz removed Loona's shirt, not enjoying this a single bit, tossed it into the clothes bin, and grabbed the nozzles to the shower.
The cold water struck the sleeping woman with discomfort before it slowly warmed up.
Blitz grabbed the detachable showerhead and angled it to push the vomit down the drain.
Loona let out soft moan of comfort from the warm water as Blitz slowly cleaned her up.
"You… orphan… flea-ridden… cunt-licker!" Blitz grumbled as he scrubbed Loona's back, thinking of Naruto. "Pray to whatever god you worship, because they are not going to save you!"
Mox and Mill's House…
Millie sighed as she snuggled with Moxxie, both content in their home and with their family.
Taking a deep breath, Millie opened her eyes.
'Moxxie is here… so why do I smell food?' Millie thought as she sat up, rubbing her eyes before she stretched.
Seeing Moxxie missing her warmth, Millie kissed Moxxie's head, calming him down as she threw on a bathrobe and headed downstairs.
The smell of food wafted through the house, getting stronger as she neared the kitchen, the sizzling and popping of grease, the sound of a knife cutting into food and hitting the cutting board, and the sound of the stove and boiling water.
"Naruto?" Millie asked as she entered the kitchen to see her son.
Naruto wore his headband, a tank top, and shorts.
"Morning, Mill." Naruto said as he focused on cooking.
On the stove was a pot of coffee, a frying pan with bacon, and the toaster was in the middle of doing its namesake to some bread.
Next to the stove was the half empty eighteen pack of eggs, a measuring cup of mixed eggs, a used whisk, and then the cutting board having chopped onions.
"What are you doing? It is so early. You should be sleeping." Millie said as she walked up to him.
"I am fine. I usually woke up around this time to make breakfast for the kids." Naruto said with a soft nostalgic smile.
Millie frowned.
"That orphanage must have been pressuring you with responsibilities." Millie grumbled as she reached up and took the coffee pot, pouring herself a cup.
"When I think about it, yes." Naruto answered as he flipped the bacon while Millie added some sugar and cream to her coffee, stirring it as she sat down.
"What is that delicious smell?"
"Morning sweety/Mox." Millie and Naruto greeted as Moxxie entered the kitchen in flannel pajamas.
"I am making omelets." Naruto told Moxxie as he got come coffee. "Are you allergic to onions or anything?"
"No, we aren't." Moxxie said as he drank his fresh coffee, sighing as he felt it warm up his body as Naruto took the bacon off the pan and set it aside on some paper towels to soak up the excessive amounts of grease.
Naruto smiled as he turned the burner to low before he poured the mixed eggs into the pan.
He tossed the chopped onions and added a small amount of pepper and garlic powder.
"Does hell have Tony Chachere's?" Naruto asked.
"What?"
"Creole seasoning?"
"Oh, yes, they have creole seasoning at the grocery store. Write it down and I'll buy some next time we go shopping." Millie said as she liked Creole seasoning, but didn't have any since she left her parents.
A lightbulb lit above her head as the toaster went off.
"I'll be right back." Millie said as she stood up and left the kitchen as Naruto grabbed the toast, reloaded the toaster, and then folded the omelet.
"So, who taught you how to cook, Naruto?" Moxxie asked Naruto as Naruto removed the omelet from the pan and prepared to make the next.
"Patton, Evelyn, and… well, I learned from everyone at the Orphanage." Naruto replied as he poured the egg into the pan, adding the onions, garlic powder, and pepper.
"They were pretty good cooks, but what lead you too cooking?" Moxxie asked.
"Well, after…" Naruto mumbled as his body became solemn. "After I realized I was never going to be adopted, I decided that I needed to contribute to the orphanage. I couldn't be a freeloader."
"You are so mature for your age, Naruto." Moxxie complimented.
"Thank you, Mox."
As Moxxie and Naruto talked, Millie stood on the balcony to her room, cellphone in her hand as she waited for the person to answer.
"Hello?" A tired accented voice said as they answered.
"Hey, Pa!" Millie said to her father.
Unseen by Millie, her father, Joe, smiled brightly.
"Mildred, how long has it been since we last talked?" Joe asked his daughter in a happy tone.
"To long, but I have a favor."
"What is it, Pumpkin Spice." Joe said, using his little nickname for Millie.
"Can you and Ma come over to our new house on October tenth?" Millie asked, smirking deviously. "Mox and I want to show you the new house."
Joe's smile faltered with an audible sigh.
"Of course, Mill. Lin, Sally May, and I will come visit in two days."
"Ugh…." Millie said with an irritated frown. "Do you have to bring Sally May?"
"Yes, it has been too long since we have seen you, so of course I'll bring your sister. Your brothers, sadly, are too busy with their own thing." Joe explained.
Millie facepalmed, but stayed quiet.
"Okay, Papa, I can't wait." She said as she bid farewell to her dad.
Taking a VERY deep breathe, Millie regained her composure before heading back to the kitchen.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAHAAHAHAAAAAA!"
"I know right?" Naruto asked the laughing Moxxie, who banged on the table with his fist as he was losing his mind.
Millie smiled as she entered, seeing Moxxie nearly falling off of his chair in laughter, trying to stay in his chair and calm down.
"What is so funny?" Millie asked as she sat down, noticing Naruto and Moxxie didn't even start eating.
They had waited for her to return.
"A joke an old teacher told me when I was a freshman." Naruto said as he wiped his eyes.
"Tell her." Moxxie giggled, trying to not laugh, but failing.
"Okay, okay I will." Naruto laughed as he looked at Millie, who started eating.
"Okay, so, a navy officer gets off of his boat in Thailand after six months at sea." Naruto started, the edges of his mouth curling up in a smile. "So, this guy wants some pussy, like… BADLY."
Millie nodded as Moxxie held his hands over his mouth, sounds of restrained joy escaping.
"He goes to a whorehouse, and sees the woman behind the desk and says, 'Hey, madam, I want a girl.'."
Millie drank some coffee as Moxxie snorted.
"She replies, 'All Girls are Working'." Naruto continued, putting on a Thai accent. "'They are all booked.' The guy puts his hands on the desk. 'Please, I need a girl' he says. So, the Madam looks at him with a raised eyebrow and walks away and talks on the phone in Taiwanese, so he can't understand. She comes back two minutes later and says that they have one girl."
Moxxie had to pinch his nose and breath through his mouth as Millie continued to eat, anticipation building in her body.
"So, the Madam calls a worker over and tells her to lead him to the girl." Naruto said, trying not to laugh, but his stomach spasming in laughter. "She leads him to a room, and opens the door, pushes him in, showing a girl on the bed. She is just laying there. She is naked and he is horny, but she isn't moving. So, the guy pokes her and says, 'Hey, you, okay? I'm going to fuck you.' No response."
Moxxie was losing his mind restraining his laughter, which Millie was waiting for the punchline.
"So, the dude gets naked and starts fucking her. SUDDENLY," Naruto shouted, startling Millie. "White liquid starts to ooze from her nose, eyes, mouth, and ears. 'WHAT THE FUCK!'" Naruto shoots up from his chair, showing off the shock of the navy officer. "He throws his pants on and runs out to the desk. 'MADAM WHAT THE FUCK!' the madam looks at him in confusion. 'What?' 'SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THAT GIRL!'"
Moxxie bit his tongue, Millie could feel the punchline about to arrive.
"The Madam rolls her eyes and walks into the room, and checks the girl. 'Oh god.' She said angrily as she stormed out. 'STIFFS FULL!'" Naruto said, causing Moxxie to hit the ground laughing. "He was fucking a dead body!"
Millie's eyes widened as she spat her food out into Naruto's face.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAYAGHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHGAYYAAAHHAGEYEEHAAAHH!" Millie laughed, eyes watering and nose running with snot as she laughed, banging on the table as Moxxie hit the floor.
All three lost their collective minds.
"Wait, wait, I got another one!" Naruto coughed out.
"No… no I can't do another…" Millie said as she held her sides, which hurt from laughter. "Another time… please…"
Naruto nodded with a thumbs up.
"Alright, Millie and I need to finish breakfast." Moxxie said as he got back into his chair.
"What's the rush?" Naruto asked in confusion.
"Well, since…" Moxxie started, but stopped.
Millie and Moxxie looked at each other.
Their eyes speaking between them, before Millie nodded.
"Well, while Loona was in the human world with you," Moxxie said calmly. "We were not able to do our job, so we have to do a handful of jobs before we come back, so we might not be back until tomorrow."
"Oh, I see." Naruto said with a less emotional tone. "What do you guys do?"
"We kill people…"
October 9th, I.M.P. HQ, Afternoon…
"Alright, everyone, that's a wrap!" Blitz said as he, Millie, and Moxxie returned from their multiple missions.
They were all coated in blood and Blitz was very happy, carrying a sniper rifle and Millie holding her axe.
"So, we get tomorrow off, as promised?" Moxxie asked his boss in mild aggression.
"Yeah, yeah, your child's birthday." Blitz waved off in irritation. "Yeah, you guys got it off."
As the two men had their angered back and forth, Millie prepared to go home, but stopped when she felt Loona's presence.
"Yes, Loona, what do… you cut your hair."
Loona had indeed cut her hair.
She still had her signature bang, but her once long hair was cut roughly to her shoulders.
"Here, this… is for Naruto." Loona said softly as she handed Millie a small box.
"Why don't you giv…"
"He wouldn't want me there." Loona interrupted casually as she put the box in Millie's hand. "Just… make sure he gets it."
Millie stared in Loona's eyes and nodded.
"Sure."
October 10th, Mid-Morning, Freeway…
"I wonder what Mildred's house is like." Lin, Millie's mom, said as Joe drove himself, Lin, and Sally May to the house.
Lin bears a striking resemblance to Millie, having red skin covered with white spots, although hers are a lot more numerous, in addition to dark wild hair, yellow eyes, and black horns with thin white stripes.
She has a full-figured body with thick thighs, wide hips and plump breasts but a slim waist. Her attire consists of a white shirt with rolled up sleeves, crimson ascot around her neck, faded blue jeans, and gardening gloves on her hands.
"I don't know, but I do wonder why they bought the house instead of staying in the apartment." Joe said as he turned off the freeway to head to the house.
Joe is a very burly Imp, having muscular arms and a pronounced torso. He has red skin, yellow eyes, white hair and matching mustache, along with black and white striped horns like all other male Imps.
He also has white marks all along his left shoulder, though it is unknown if they are either tattoos or scarring.
He wears a sleeveless black vest over a brown sleeveless shirt, a black belt with silver buckle, and gray pants with black boots.
Sally May chuckled.
Sallie May is a rather tall Imp, roughly around the same height as Blitzo. She has a white streak over the eye that shows and long dark hair like her sister covering the other, though she has a splotch of white hair coming from beneath her red bandanna. Her horns are designed with thick white stripes like her father's.
She wears tan short shorts and matching heeled boots, along with ripped black leggings and a black crop top with various tears in them. In some shots, her shorts appear white, though it is unclear if this is simply a lighting difference.
"Maybe they have a secret lover and they live with the two of them." Sally May said as she enjoyed the look on her parents faces. "Probably having sex right now, and want us to clean up the body."
"That isn't funny, Sally May." Lin said in anger as she turned to Sally May, who rolled her eyes and shrugged it off.
"Whatever." Sally May stated with a smirk.
The rest of the drive was taken in silence, the father and mother having furled brows.
After another twenty minutes, they turned into the driveway.
"A two-story home. Nice." Sally May said in her dullest tone. "Not as kickass as the ranch."
"Come on, they are expecting us." Joe said as he and Lin headed toward the door.
Lin knocked on the door four times.
Voices could be heard from behind the door.
"Coming…" An unfamiliar voice called from within, causing the trio to raise an eyebrow.
Naruto opened the door, revealing himself to the imps.
"Oh, hello, you are here for Mill, right?" Naruto asked as he looked at them, confused at their shocked, wide-eyed expression.
He was wearing pants that went just past his knee, and a Black Sabbath shirt with his headband.
"Yes… we are here for Mildred." Lin said as she stared at Naruto.
"Well, then come in, Mill and Mox are in the backyard." Naruto said as he ushered them in.
'Who is this?'
'Is he a friend or a lover like Sally May mentioned?'
'He is pretty cute. I think I might take him.'
Naruto led them to the backyard, opening the screen.
"Mill, your guests are here." Naruto called out as the imps entered the backyard, which was quite spacious as Moxxie was at the charcoal barbeque with some burgers and hotdogs cooking.
"MAMA, PAPA!" Millie shouted as she ran to her parents, Naruto's eyes widening as he watched Millie hug her parents, before turning to her sister. "Sally."
Sally May smirked and put her hand on her hip before pointing her thumb at Naruto.
"Mills, who is the hunk? A secret lover?" She asked smarmily.
"No, Naruto is our son." Millie said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"WHAT!" Joe shouted as he grabbed Millie by her shoulders. "YOUR SON!"
"WHEN DID YOU GET PREGNANT!" Lin shouted as she grabbed Millie's face.
Sally May just stared back and forth between Millie and Naruto.
'I'd still fuck him.' Sally May thought as she shrugged, not caring if Naruto was her nephew.
"Uhm, I believe there is a misunderstanding." Naruto chimed in, stepping back as Lin and Joe turned and glared at him. "I was adopted…"
"Oh." Lin and Joe said in unison, letting Millie go to be caught by Moxxie. "You're adopted."
"And today is his birthday." Millie stated as Moxxie returned to the grill.
"I guess… it is nice to meet you… uhm… grandpa… grandma, and aunt?" Naruto said nervously and slow.
Naruto towered over Joe, Lin, and Sally May (Who was taller than her parents).
He looked at their faces as they looked at each other.
"Well," Joe said as he patted Naruto's arm. "Welcome to the family, now come on, tell us about yourself."
Joe led Naruto toward the grill, pushing Moxxie out of the way to cook as Lin opened the chest and pulled out some beer as Sally May sat a little too close to him as Moxxie, dusting himself off, walked up to Millie.
"I guess this birthday surprise worked." Moxxie said as he kissed Millie's cheek. "I'm going to get the gifts."
Millie nodded as Moxxie entered the house, walking upstairs to their closet and grabbing the large box and the small box Loona had given Millie the day before.
Lifting the lid off of the big box, Moxxie smirked in anticipation.
"I hope he loves you." Moxxie said as he closed it and took both boxes in his hands and walked down stairs.
Chapter 14, DONE!
Loona's vomit induced morning is what I went through on Fourth of July.
I wonder what Millie and Moxxie got for Naruto. It should be fun to see, next chapter.
I had a lot of fun with this chapter, a lot of wholesomeness, some filth, some sadness, and an ending that shows acceptance.
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