Original Posted On Dec. 5, 2022
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Response:
MichaelTheFox: Thank you for the ideas.
Gamelover41592: I have an idea that could work just as well.
SPArk681: I will. Thank you for your years of support man.
StrongGuy159: Oh, that will be simple. I'll make it be the group taking bets on who wins, and with Naruto already being a fan, he wins a lot of money.
ShadowBloodge9396: Cool. Sorry, tired and fighting another cold.
Bednarczykmiki: Oh, interesting.
Jebest4781: Enjoy.
DaftMerc39: LOL, I got the Non-Stop Nut November from a Jojo Comic with DIO and Pucci. I love the howl scene. Vaggie's cameo was fun. Thanks for the ideas.
NaruLemon Stories: I agree, it's too early.
Theundeadking7: Huh?
ShepherdsShadow: Ouch, that is bad. If you wanna see Pregnant Loona, I drew her pregnant on deviantart. Go to Boo1194, it's my GF's account. Enjoy.
Animecollector: Agreed, to early.
Nathair1: Maybe the heat. Verosika wants an orgy, I'll make an orgy for one of my Queens. LOL, nice, December Birthdays for the WIIIIIIIN!
Hellkeaper: It's cool man. Oh, shit that clown would terrify their child.
Guest: Yeah, that is probably what I'll do if I decide to keep the jutsu.
Guest: Thank you, and thanks for the support on deviantart.
MEATBICYCLE: I did know Verosika and Mars shared the same Voice actor, that's why I made her Mars.
Wolf Mike: Thank you.
Dark Claw: Yes, that is the plan. Naruto marrying and having kids with Verosika and Loona.
StarDustDragonknight: Don't worry, Blitz won't be able to hurt you.
Beancan69: It would hold a big affect.
Ice: We could draw Tundra.
Chronosign: Soft ball for the cum bloating. Basketball for pregnancy, Boo and I drew pregnant Loona and Verosika on Deviantart if you wanna see.
Nicholas: Hm, I might do that, it could be the start of Naruto and Blitz bonding.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= To be Determined
Chapter 29: Owl's Point of View
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Loona gasped, sweat covering her body.
Her long silver/gray hair matted in sweat as she wore a hospital gown.
Her crotch felt like it had been overused via multi-dick gang bang as she weakly watched a doctor pull away, her ears overwhelmed by the deafening sounds of crying puppies.
"You did good, My Moon." Naruto said as he held her right hand.
"I'm going to miss your belly being round." Verosika joked as she held Loona's left.
Loona giggled tiredly, her tail wagging when she saw the doctor and a nurse walked over to her, each holding a colored blanket.
One baby blue, one light pink.
"A boy," the doctor said, handing Loona her son, before the nurse handed her daughter to Naruto. "And a girl."
Loona had tears in her eyes as Naruto carefully placed their daughter in her arms with the boy, allowing her to look at her children.
The girl had straight blonde hair, mostly gray fur with white paw hands.
The boy had spiky silver hair as he had a white underbelly with gray and black fur streaked across the rest of his body.
Her heart was swelling with OVERWHELMING happiness.
"What are you going to name them?" Verosika asked as Blitz, Millie, and Moxxie entered to see their grandchildren in Loona's arms.
"Billy… and Carrie…" Loona mumbled, her eyes closing as she started to feel something pressing against her face. "After Billy Kametz and Carrie White…"
Loona got up, eyes opening to see her room, holding her pillow to her chest like a baby.
'Hmmmph, Fuck…' Loona thought as her heart sank, dropping her pillow as she stretched her limbs, her brain waking up as she did. 'It was a dream… but I should check if I am pregnant.'
Loona wiped her eyes, getting off of her bed, kneeling down and reached under her bed, pulling out a familiar box.
Loona opened it, revealing her dildo, but instead of grabbing it, she grabbed a pregnancy test.
Specifically, an emergency Hellhound pregnancy test.
Putting the test in her pocket and putting the box back under her bed, Loona went to the kitchen.
"Morning, Loony." Blitz said with an overly happy smile. "Want to go out shopping? Thanksgiving is soon, and I want to get everything prepared."
"Sure." She said unenthusiastically. "I want to go clothes shopping too."
"OKAY~" Blitz replied with a sing-song tone as he was getting what he wanted as Loona drank a lot of water.
Upon sitting at the table for breakfast, Loona pulled out her phone, Loona checked the weather while she waited for the urge to pee.
'Hm, its gonna get colder starting today.' Loona thought as she went to Instagram.
Even in Hell, the Circles would get cold or hot according to the season.
Even Hellhounds and other demons who have fur need to wear winter clothing.
It's Hell, so it gets colder than what a Human would call cold.
'Oh, there it is.' Loona thought as she felt the urge to use the bathroom.
Loona passed Blitz as he cooked breakfast to go to the bathroom.
After locking the door, Loona pulled out the test and prepared to use it.
M&M's House…
Naruto put a frying pan on the stove, filled it with cooking oil as he hit play on his playlist.
(Gorillaz: Rock the House)
Naruto put his phone aside as he bobbed his head to the epic trumpet as he turned the stove on, heating up the cooking oil.
"~I know you like that
You wanna try that
It's like a flashback
So shake your ass crack
I got the balls to
Rock the salsa
Funk the blues-a
Any groove to
Make you move 'cause
Taking you to
Another landscape
It's my mandate
I'm highly animated even though I'm decomposing
So if your feet is frozen I'ma die to see you ropin'~"
Millie slid into the kitchen on her feet, tossing a package of bacon to Naruto, who cut it open with a claw before tossing it into the frying pan.
"~And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin
I want y'all to just get down
Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'
I want y'all to just get down
And when the MC rhyme and the DJ spin
I want y'all to just get down
Now when the MC rhymin' and the DJ cuttin'
I want y'all to just get down~"
Moxxie spun on his toes around the table, setting it up as Millie poured juice into the cups, Naruto cutting onions, throwing them into the frying pan with the bacon, soaking up the grease before Naruto cracked eggs, allowing it to spread across before cooking them sunny side up.
"~
Tap your toes and clap your hands
(How many people ready to rock the house?)
Come on trace the globe and shake your pants
(How many people ready to rock the house?)
Just twist your hip and do the dip
(How many people ready to rock the house?)
Come on shake and bake do whatever it takes
(How many people ready to rock the house?)~"
Naruto turned the stove off as he spun on the balls of his foot, facing the table as he sauntered over to the table, moving in rhythm of the music. Using the spatula, he cut the eggs and put an even portion on the plates.
"~
Gravitational pull
I have you making a fool
Out of yourself on the dance floor
Doing back spins running man and more
Party down with Vigga and Candor
Coming to the jam
Or look like a landlu…~"
The song ended prematurely as Naruto's phone started to ring, which he answered.
"Who the FUCK interrupts Rock the House?" Naruto irritated spoke as he answered.
"Well, fuck you too, babe."
"Loona?" Naruto replied in shame.
"Yeah, dipshit."
Naruto pouted as he ate some of his food before leaving the table, not wanting Moxxie and Millie listening in on his conversation.
"What is it, Loona?" Naruto asked as he closed the door.
"I took a pregnancy test."
Naruto spat whatever he had in his mouth.
"WHAT!"
"Dude, chill, it is negative." Loona responded in relief.
"Oh, thank fuck…" Naruto replied as he grasped his chest, feeling his heartbeat thundering inside of him.
"Yeah, sorta sad actually." Loona admitted, smiling unseen from the phone call. "I actually would not have minded it, but we aren't ready for children."
"yeah… I agree." Naruto answered. "Thanks for letting me know. I got to go, breakfast will get cold."
"Alright, babe, talk later."
Naruto heard Loona make a kissing sound.
"Love you too." He said with a chuckle and light smile before hanging up.
Naruto took a few deep breathes before he re-entered the kitchen.
"So, Loona called, what for?" Moxxie asked as he ate his breakfast, eyeing his son.
"Nothing much, Mox, just to talk shit. You know, Loona stuff." Naruto joked as he sat down.
"Really?" Millie asked as she held something up in her hands. "You sure it isn't important?"
Naruto nearly choked.
Within his mother's hands were Loona's panties from the night before.
'Fuck, I thought we…' Naruto thought in a panic as Moxxie nearly choked on his food.
"WHY ARE LOONA'S… UNMENTIONABLES HERE?" Moxxie shouted as he glared at his son as Naruto swiped the panties from Millie.
"… She isn't pregnant." Naruto stated defensively, stuffing the underwear in his pocket, red in the face.
"WHAT!" Moxxie shouted, slamming his hands on the table as he stood up. "YOU TWO HAD SEX HERE IN THE KITCHEN!"
"…" Naruto hesitated to respond. "We didn't fuck in the kitchen…"
Moxxie sat down, shaking his head as he pinched his nose.
Millie pouted, her cheeks swelling with air.
"I wanted to be a grandmother…" She said as she lightly punched him.
"Ow…" Naruto joked.
She hit him for real.
"OW!"
"Anyway, stupid surprises aside." Moxxie said as Naruto pocketed the panties with his right arm dead. "You are going to come with us to work to see the office today."
"My first day of work?" Naruto asked as he resumed eating.
"No, that isn't until next week." Millie answered, her attitude adapting to a happier tone. "You are just gonna be shown around the office and if possible, see how we do our job."
"Of murder, yeah… Speaking of murder…" Naruto said, his stomach turning at the thought of seeing his foster parents killing. "When are you gonna start teaching me how to fight? Tex said after Thanksgiving… what are we doing for Thanksgiving?"
"Sure, after Thanksgiving sounds good for us to start." Millie said before drinking some juice. "We will be having Thanksgiving with your grandparents in the Fifth Ring, the Ring of Wrath."
"Oh… cool…" Naruto unsurely spoke.
He has yet to travel between the different Rings/Circles of Hell, so it was gonna be something new.
"Ugh, I hate going to Joe and Lin's." Moxxie admitted as he finished eating. "They hate me and take any chance to belittle me."
"Why though?" Naruto asked in confusion.
"Oh, my parents are tough as fuck farmers, the physical power means more kind while Moxxie is more brains than brawn." Millie explained to her son. "Don't worry too much."
'Okay… I guess.' Naruto thought as he ate his breakfast in uncomfortable silence.
Hour Later…
Naruto, Millie, and Moxxie waited on the sidewalk for Blitz and Loona to pick them up.
"So… you two don't have a car?" Naruto asked as he checked his watch.
"No, we did have the money, but we spent it on the house." Moxxie replied. "Millie and I know how to drive, but we were saving up for a car."
"I see." Naruto said as his ears twitched, hearing another car coming up the street toward them.
The IMP van roared around the corner, a loud screech as rubber ground itself into asphalt.
"Get in, Losers, we have guests coming, so light hellfire under your shit holes!" Blitz borderline screamed in panic.
Millie and Moxxie jumped in the van as Loona opened the door, Naruto smiling as he saw her, getting a wink.
Naruto got in and sat in the back with Loona.
Blitz hit the gas before a seat belt could be put on, forcing the hellhounds and imps into each other.
"Oh, you forgot these." Naruto whispered as quietly as he could as he pulled Loona's panties out of his pocket.
Loona looked panicked, eyes wide and blushing cheeks as she took them.
'I thought I had them…' She thought, her heart racing.
"Hey, can we change the shitty music?" Naruto asked as loud music blared in the speakers.
"FUCK you, kid, this is great…"
Blitz was interrupted as a CD entered his CD player.
"HEY…" Blitz shouted as he went to take it out, only to swerve and his finger jam into the skip button.
It went to the eighth track.
"Oh, yeah…" Naruto said as the music started, Loona bobbing her head in rhythm along with Millie and Moxxie, both smiling.
(Gorillaz: Demon Days: Every Planet We Reach Is Dead)
Blitz gripped the wheel tightly, pouting with a jutted out lip, and eyes scowling.
'Hm…' He hummed as the singer started to sing. 'Not bad.'
Several Minutes of Reckless Driving Later…
"It's a shit hole…" Naruto honestly stated as he deadpanned at the business building as he got out of Blitz's van putting his Gorillaz CD away.
"Well, get use to it, fuckwad, it is where you are going to be working with us." Blitz snipped as he got out of the car, slamming it shut. "Now, hurry your asses, our guests should be here soon."
Naruto's eye twitched, but felt Loona's hand on his shoulder.
"Come on, I'll give you the tour." Loona said as she took his hand, the duo following behind Blitz (Who was running like a mad man), Millie, and Moxxie.
Stolas's Castle…
Octavia was smiling as she entered her father's home.
Today was just him and her, her mother being busy and thus not able to fuck anything up.
A good Father/Daughter Day.
"… then where is a good place to go…" She heard her dad say to no one as she entered the foyer.
Stolas was wearing a casual shirt and jean shorts, something she never saw him in, with a backpack and a telescope ready as he was hunched over his phone, panicking.
"Dad…" Octavia called out.
"Tavia?" He asked as he turned, a smile creeping onto his face. "My Little Starlet, how are you."
He wrapped her up in a hug.
"I am doing good, Dad. But what is up with the get up?" Octavia asked.
She expected them to spend the day around the castle and then that night they would star gaze above the castle.
Que, her face becoming irritated as next Octavia knew, she was inside the IMP business office with Stolas.
'Mother fucker…' She thought in irritation as the door opened and they entered.
"Blitzy~" Stolas said seductive playfulness.
"Stolas," Blitz said in force politeness. "Well, here."
He offhandedly pointed at Naruto, who was sitting next to Loona's desk with Millie and Moxxie nearby.
The male of couple holding a crossbow, taking aim at a nearby target on the wall.
"Hm?" Naruto turned to face Stolas. "Oh, it's you… who is…"
"Naruto, this is my daughter, Octavia." Stolas introduced as he motioned for Octavia to step forward.
So out of it, Octavia had her phone out.
"Hi." She said briskly.
"Hello." Naruto said politely as he stood up. "Did you need something from me sir?"
"Yes, I would like it if you could accompany me and my daughter on a trip the human world so we don't get lost." Stolas replied with a smile, finding Naruto cute. "We want to go star gazing tonight, but we don't know any places in the human world and I wondered if you may know?"
Naruto cupped his chin in thought, feeling pressure.
"Sugarloaf…" he mumbled, eyes widening. "Yeah, Sugarloaf is a good place."
Stolas waved his hand, his grimoire (Which was stashed/locked in Blitz's office) appeared, opening to a page.
"Oh, yes, Sugarloaf Ridge State Park. It has an observatory there, dear." Stolas said as he showed Octavia his book.
Octavia glanced at the pages.
It looked like a nice place.
"Fine, whatever." She said with a shrug.
"Okay, so you need me to basically be an escort?" Naruto asked as he wanted to fully understand the 'mission'.
"Yes, I want to take Octavia into the Human World, show her around, and then go to Sugarloaf tonight." Stolas answered.
"Alright, I can do that." Naruto said as he closed his eyes.
Stolas and Octavia's eyes widened in surprise as Naruto's magic swelled around him, a bright light covering him before his Human Disguise was applied.
"Alright, let's go." Naruto said as if he had done nothing out of the ordinary.
"Sexy~" Loona mumbled, wiping her lips.
"So, you chose to keep your whisker marks?" Millie asked, remembering that he actually hated the scars on his cheeks.
"I can't get rid of them." Naruto admitted as he scratched his cheek. "When a Lycan-Turned uses Human Disguise, it is basically their human form. So, I can't alter what I originally looked like."
"You're a Lycan?" Octavia asked as she got in real close, looking him up and down. "You don't look any different from a Sinner…"
"uh," Naruto pulled his collar to show Octavia his bite mark. "Yes, I am a Lycan-Turned."
"I am into taxidermy, so if you die, can I…"
"Octavia." Stolas grumbled, making her stop. "That is rude."
Octavia's face scrunched into a frown.
'So is breaking a promise, old man.' She thought angrily.
"Sorry."
"it's okay…" Naruto replied, curious as she didn't look at him when she apologized.
"Alright, let's go." Stolas said as he applied his Human disguise.
He was taller than a normal human, wearing the outfit he was before but 'wearing' long white socks and green shoes and a hat.
With a flick of his wrist and a flourish of his hand, the same magic covered Octavia.
She looked like a human version of herself, obviously shorter, and had pale skin.
Once her Disguise was placed, a portal opened up.
"Hey, Stolas… I need the book…" Blitz said in a panic as the trio started to enter.
"Well, for my daughter's disguise to stay active, I need my grimoire, Blitzy…" Stolas sheepishly admitted. "But take the day off, and don't worry, I'll…" he eyes became seductive. "Pay you back."
Blitz swallowed the saliva in his throat as the Prince entered the portal, which quickly shut.
"Well, the day is off…" Blitz said in mental exhaustion. "Loona, let's go clothes shopping, winter is upon us, and its gonna get colder than fuck."
"Sure." Loona said, happy to not work.
"We have stuff to do, so this works out." Millie said as she grabbed Moxxie before she bolted out of the building.
Human World…
"Awe, it's good to be home." Naruto said as he recognized the familiar sight.
Santa Rosa High School before him.
Around the corner a Mcdonald's and a Dutch Bros Coffee.
Around the other corner was more houses before a Car Repair shop.
"Where the fuck are we?" Octavia asked as she looked at her phone.
"Naruto's home city." Stolas said as he looked around in awe. "He knows it best, so why not allow him to show it to us."
Before anything could be done, Naruto's phone started ringing.
"Sorry, I got to take this…" Naruto apologized as he answered. "Hello, my Star, what's up?"
Hell, Dry Fuck Studios…
"Well, Stud," Verosika said as she held the sword that she planned on giving him. "I got something for you, it is all finished, so you can come pick it up."
"Oh, cool, but right now isn't a good time. I am in the human world being a tour guide to someone." Naruto said on the other side of the phone.
Verosika sliced through a gravestone with ease, the blade not scratched or nicked.
"The blows, so later today?" She asked.
"We are gonna be here until nightfall so maybe tomorrow?" Naruto asked sheepishly.
Verosika sighed.
She wanted to see him again after so many days without him and sex.
"Okay, tomorrow, but don't you dare skip out on me."
"I promise, my Star."
Verosika smiled.
"Alright, Stud, go out and tour guide the living fuck out of those people."
Human World…
"I love you." Naruto replied to Verosika's crude vocabulary.
"Love you too, Stud."
Naruto heard Verosika blow him a kiss, causing him to smile brightly as he hung up.
"Sorry about that, now, let's go." Naruto told Stolas and Octavia.
Dry Fuck Studios…
Ace chuckled maliciously as Verosika continued to cut down gravestones with the sword.
"I told you, she a beauty and cuts cleanly." He said proudly as he ducked a chunk of stone debris.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I AM HORNY!" Verosika shouted as she assumed her true demon form, desolating the cemetery around the Studio.
Meanwhile…
"Hm…" Loona hummed as she looked over the winter jackets section of the store. "Good enough I guess."
"Alright, Loony, let's get our stuff for Thanksgiving." Blitz said as he approached her, having finished his clothes shopping.
"Okay, I'm not carrying anything." Loona said as she chose a jacket to buy. "Give me a moment."
"OKAY~" Blitz sing-song replied as he pulled out his phone. 'It's going all according to plan. Thanks for getting the mutt out of the way, Stolas.'
Flashback…
"Hey, Blitzy, are you busy tomorrow?" Stolas asked Blitz, who raised an eyebrow.
"No, I work tomorrow, why?" Blitz asked apprehensively. "If you are gonna ask for another anal cleaning then I am gonna…"
"Blitzy, my daughter wants to spend time with me, so why don't I have Naruto come with us and see if they can become friends." Stolas offered his beloved.
"YOU'D DO THAT!" Blitz ask/shouted in appreciation. "YES, YES DO IT, I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH LOONA WITHOUT THE FLEA-FUCK BEING AROUND!"
Stolas, while happy Blitz was happy, held a concerned smile.
"Well, Blitzy, I do recommend you get to know Naruto. He isn't a bad child, and from what I can tell from what you told me, Loona seems quite happy with him in her life."
End Flashback…
Blitz scowled.
"Alright, let's go shopping, dad." Loona said absentmindedly, not realizing she called him dad, nor caring.
"Okay, Loony." Blitz said with a bright, shining smile as he followed his daughter.
Cadmus Tailoring…
"So, can you make it in time, Cad?" Moxxie asked Cadmus.
Named after the town that was created by dragon teeth sewn into the earth of Greek myth, Cadmus was a lizard sinner demon.
He was slouched over, his back having been damaged years prior, as he wore a pair of torn blue jeans and that's it. His wings, sadly, were bare of webbing, disabling his ability to fly, and with wings, he chose to not wear a shirt.
"Yeah, I can get your son's outfit done, I have over two weeks." Cadmus said as he exhaled the smoke from his cigarette right into Moxxie's face for the insult, causing Moxxie to cough. "With how much fabric you bought, I can make two sets."
"That would be appreciated Cad." Millie said as she pulled out her wallet.
Business was finished and goodbyes were exchanged before the two imps left, hand in hand with a receipt in Millie's pocket.
"I can't wait to see Naruto wear it." Millie said happily, swinging their hands back and forth as they enjoyed the sunlight.
"Me too, I know he is gonna be floored when he sees it." Moxxie admitted. "I know I said I didn't like the anime he showed us, but Jojo is great."
Human World…
"Told you…" Naruto said as he and Stolas walked together. "Jonathan Joestar is the start of the line of descendants that fight back against evil. He isn't the first Joestar, but the first to be called Jojo in the series."
"So, this Hamon…" Stolas inquired much to Octavia's chagrin.
'They have been talking about this show for hours, even all through dinner.' She thought as she turned her music up louder.
She took a step down, but was pulled back, eyes widening when she saw she was in naruto's arms as a car zoomed passed where she was just standing.
"Careful, your highness." Naruto said in concern, helping her stand. "People don't care when they…"
Octavia gave Naruto the silent treatment.
"Well, I guess it is a good time to go to Sugarloaf." Stolas said as he looked up toward the sky, seeing the placement of the sun and the start of stars. "Let's go find a place to safely go."
Stolas took the lead, Naruto and Octavia following.
"So… who are you listening too?" Naruto asked, as he could vaguely hear the music and lyrics from Octavia's headphones.
Octavia didn't even spare a glance at him, not even acknowledging she heard him.
'Awkward…' Naruto thought as he picked up his pace, walking along side stolas and picking up their Jojo conversation.
An angry fire sparked in Octavia's eyes as she watched the disguised owl and hound talk like they were old friends.
'I hate it.'
Chapter 29, DONE!
Well, I wonder what this is gonna lead to.
This chapter was mostly set up.
Sugarloaf Ridge State Park is an actual place, I went there twice in Boy Scouts, had a lot of fun looking at the stars and falling down hill head first.
Aw, memories.
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What were we talking about?
Oh, the chapter.
Yes, Hell has Thanksgiving, I have a story plot that takes place during, and after that will be a training montage, then CHRISTMAS!
Oh, then there is the Poll.
SOOOOOO… Loona ain't pregnant. I wanted to, but everyone who reviewed saying 'No, here's why' made a good point, so for now, she is not pregnant. Thus, I had the beginning be a dream… that could eventually come true.
Besides that, if you enjoyed the chapter, leave a review, if you hated the chapter, leave a review anyway as it helps me become a better author.