Original Posted On Dec. 14, 2022
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Response:
Gamelover41592: How so? Like, she isn't gonna go ballistic like her crazy bitch of a mother.
StrongGuy159: It is on the shelf for now. I don't know when it is gonna happen.
MichaelTheFox: I was originally gonna call it Thanksliving, since it is a miracle to still be alive in Hell after an Extermination. Yeah, I was gonna have Loona's dream be in Italics but chose to have it be normal text.
NaruLemon Stories: You mean the couples banter? Yeah, Boo and I talk like that to each other. Just because you love someone doesn't mean you can't talk like that to them. Plus, Loona is foul mouthed so why not.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Yeah, a small tease at what is to come when Loona does eventually get pregnant. Naruto could do that, but Octavia isn't there yet. I had a blast writing that scene with Loona's panties, the scene itself was inspired from a similar scene in Shimoneta. Hey, got to start Naruto and Blitz's bonding somehow.
Chronosign: PFFFT, hilarious.
Jebest4781: It is probably really clunky.
Ice: Alright, sounds good.
HellKeaper: Oh, that would be so cute. Naruto/Loona's pup destroying RoboFizz. Yeah, my plan is Octavia and Naruto are close enough to be friends, especially with what I have planned.
ShepherdsShadow: Fuck am I that predictable.
Gold Testament: Kira did have style, and you'll see who the outfit is based off of.
DaftMerc39: Yeah, that would be a good time for them to have their children, but don't forget Verosika. Yeah, she isn't ready to be granny Millie. Yes, he would have if it was Verosika. You are the only one who realized what Octavia was talking about. Taxidermizing his corpse if he died. What do you mean with Tilla? Tilla is Blitz's mom. Remember, Octavia is being self-centered because it was supposed to be a day with her and Stolas, not with Naruto, Stolas, and herself. She isn't becoming like Stella.
Nathair1: True on all bases. I don't know if Loona's dream is a vision of the future. I think it would take a bit more than music to make Blitz like Naruto. The sword is durable, it is made from a holy spear. Don't worry, Octavia is in safe hands.
Guest: No, Naruto and Octavia will be friends.
StarDustDragonknight: You sure you want Loona and Verosika pregnant at the same time? Well, DFS isn't clean. Have you seen MTV Gorillaz episode? You'd see how nasty it can be. Oh, don't worry, they will be.
Wolf Mike: Yep. It will.
Spark681: A lot of people are wondering if Naruto will meet his parents. Wonder why it is popular.
TeraalinII: Who doesn't bond over Gorillaz?
Animecollector: I don't know anything about animals, but I did have Loona mention her not 'being in heat' in chapter 1 I think.
ElementalMaster16: Which drama?
Skoll: Funny, the original idea was that Ace was gonna forge Naruto the Blades of Chaos instead of Prince Nuada's sword from Hellboy 2, but I had a better idea. Maybe in another story I'll do it.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= To be Determined
Chapter 30: Tenacious Constellation Prize
Human World…
"Told you…" Naruto said as he and Stolas walked together. "Jonathan Joestar is the start of the line of descendants that fight back against evil. He isn't the first Joestar, but the first to be called Jojo in the series."
"So, this Hamon…" Stolas inquired much to Octavia's chagrin.
'They have been talking about this show for hours, even all through dinner.' She thought as she turned her music up louder.
She took a step down, but was pulled back, eyes widening when she saw she was in Naruto's arms as a car zoomed passed where she was just standing.
"Careful, your highness." Naruto said in concern, helping her stand. "People don't care when they…"
Octavia gave Naruto the silent treatment.
"Well, I guess it is a good time to go to Sugarloaf." Stolas said as he looked up toward the sky, seeing the placement of the sun and the start of stars. "Let's go find a place to go safely."
Stolas took the lead, Naruto and Octavia following.
"So… who are you listening too?" Naruto asked, as he could vaguely hear the music and lyrics from Octavia's headphones.
Octavia didn't even spare a glance at him, not even acknowledging she heard him.
'Awkward…' Naruto thought as he picked up his pace, walking along side stolas and picking up their Jojo conversation.
An angry fire sparked in Octavia's eyes as she watched the disguised owl and hound talk like they were old friends.
'I hate it.' Octavia thought as Naruto and Stolas found a location hidden from the humans' view.
Naruto glanced behind him, catching the sight of a fiery gaze on him.
'Does she hate me for taking her dad's attention?' Naruto thought, eyes widening as he realized he had unintentionally taken Stolas's time when he should have just been a guide.
He had been talking with Stolas for hours, and didn't realize this until now.
'I am horrible…' Naruto thought in despair, his mind spiraling into inaudible babble.
Stolas summoned his grimoire, a seal appearing as he opened a portal to Sugarloaf.
"Alright, you two ready to watch some stars?" Stolas asked with a genuine smile.
'Finally.' Octavia thought as she walked through the portal.
Naruto entered, shuddering the moment he made it on the other side.
Sugarloaf Ridge State Park is in the mountains, and with the month being November… it was freezing cold.
Octavia instantly shivered with her father.
"Isn't there some kind of spell that allows you to keep someone warm?" Naruto asked as he felt okay with his fur.
He felt chilled, but not as bad as his avian buddies.
"Yes… just…" Stolas started to say as he looked for the spell in his book.
Octavia grit her teeth.
It was pitch black, the observatory of the Park was closed, and the only light was the lamp posted on said deck of the observatory.
'Fuck this…' Octavia thought as she stormed up to Stolas, grabbed the telescope, which caught his attention, and stormed off.
"Octavia!" Stolas called out, which made Octavia run into the woods.
"Your Highness!" Naruto said as he grabbed Stolas's shoulder. "Please, let me go get her. Please, stay here…"
"But…"
Stolas saw Naruto's determination in his eyes.
"Okay… I trust you." Stolas said as he watched Naruto run into the woods. 'Please, be safe you two…'
Meanwhile…
Loona carried a fat turkey in her arms as Blitz loaded up the car.
'We spent several hours dicking around, and only now are we finishing our shopping.' Loona thought as the sun was setting in Hell.
"Okay, Loona, put the turkey in the van." Blitz said as he hopped away from the van, the items within bulging to the brim.
"I will just hold it, Blitz." Loona said, realizing that the turkey wouldn't fit inside of it.
"Aw, thank you Looney." Blitz said in a gushing tone, pulling out… a dog treat. "You get at…"
Blitz's head was smashed into the van via frozen turkey, courtesy of Loona.
Dry Fuck Studios…
Verosika was laying across her bed, munching on some grapes as she flipped through her Instagram as she listened to music on her TV.
'Hm, tomorrow,' Verosika thought as she popped a few more grapes in her mouth. 'Naruto is coming over. I should ask him when a good time for me to meet his parents… wait, I could talk to Loona.'
Verosika sat up, exiting Instagram and got to Loona's page in her Contacts… but stopped.
'Wait… that Prick is her dad… I can't contact her without making the cat fall out of the bag… and the cat is gutted.' Verosika thought as she plopped back onto her bed, staring up at her ceiling with her hair sprayed out behind her. 'I wish Naruto and Loona were here… we'd three-way.'
M&M…
"… be arriving for Thanksgiving in the afternoon, Ma." Millie told her parents over the phone while changing the laundry over as Moxxie was elsewhere in the house.
"Okay, make sure to bring some food, but we got the main dishes all prepared." Lin told her daughter.
"We will." Millie said as she finished putting the wet laundry into the dryer.
"Make sure Naruto brings that girlfriend of his over… what's her name… Moona?"
"Loona." Millie corrected.
"Ah, yes, Loona. I want to meet her." Lin told Millie. "I want to make sure she is right for my grandson."
Millie laughed.
"Will do, Ma." Millie said happily. "Love you, Ma."
"Love you too, Sweetie."
Lin and Millie hung up.
Human World…
Sitting within a hollow tree, Octavia looked through the telescope up at the stars.
'There is Ares… Cancer… Sagittarius… Aquarius…" Octavia thought, having calmed down.
The stars were always something she and Stolas could bond over when she was a child.
'… but now it feels like dad doesn't fucking care about me or spending time with me anymore.' She thought, gripping the telescope with watering eyes.
Octavia heard foot steps and looked down, seeing Naruto at the base of the tree, looking up at her.
"Your Highness." He said politely as he metaphorically wiped his forehead. "I found you…"
"Fuck off, you don't need to be here!" Octavia stated as she looked back up. "Neither does dad."
"Hold on…"
Octavia's eyes widened in deadpan before she looked down to see Naruto climbing the tree.
"H-h-h-h-h-hey!" Octavia screamed as she felt the tree sway with Naruto's added weight. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"Ah, there." Naruto said as he positioned himself to sit near Octavia, a few inches shorter than her making him look up at her. "So, your H…"
"Octavia, call me my name!" Octavia snapped, tired of hearing him say 'Your Highness'.
"Octavia, why did you run?" Naruto asked calmly, doing his best to be calm and friendly.
Octavia rolled her eyes, looking away from him.
"You wouldn't understand." She grumbled.
"Well, try me, Tavia." Naruto said, settling in on his place in the tree, his hand gripping the trunk tightly.
His knees were shaking uncontrollably, but he forced himself to focus on Octavia.
"Don't call me Tavia, only dad can call me that." She stated with heat.
"Understood." Naruto replied with a gently, nervous laugh. "If you don't want to tell me anything, then I guess we can just look at the stars."
Naruto followed that statement by tilting his head back, gazing at the Milky Way Galaxy.
Octavia looked up and softly smiled.
'It's so nice this place is far away from any cities, you get an undisturbed view.' She thought as the light pollution didn't affect their current location.
"That's Ursa Major, right?" Naruto asked as he pointed toward said constellation. "The Bear's head is the Big Dipper?"
"Yeah, and there is the Canis Minor." Octavia pointed out, her breathe visible as she spoke.
"Oh, I didn't even know there were dog constellations?" Naruto said in surprise. "I know the Zodiac, Orion's Belt, the Ursa Minor/Major, and the Big and Little Dipper's."
Octavia chuckled.
"Dumbass, of course there are more." She said as she handed him the telescope.
Naruto used it, Octavia using her hand to point it toward the stars she wanted to show him.
"There is Betelgeuse." She said as she pointed toward the star.
"Like Michael Keaton from that Movie?" Naruto asked.
Octavia scoffed.
"No, but the name is pronounced the same." Octavia chortled as she pointed Naruto toward another set of stars. "There is Alpha Andromeda…"
Octavia went silent, sighing.
"Is everything okay, Octavia?" Naruto asked her, lowering the telescope.
Both shivered when a gust of cold wind hit them.
"I think it is about time we return to your dad, it's… cold." Naruto shuddered out his response, his teeth chattering near the end.
"Agreed, I need a jacket…" Octavia replied with a shudder of her own.
Slowly, with very little light, the two made it down, Naruto making it down first.
"Okay, just a little…" Naruto started to say before his heart suddenly felt like it stopped when the branch Octavia was holding snapped off, making her fall.
Octavia gasped as she felt gravity pull her down with its force, but her landing was quiet… soft.
"Huh?"
Octavia saw she was on the ground.
'I thought it would hurt…'
Octavia heard a ground from under her, causing her to look down, and jump to her feet.
Naruto had jumped under her, taking the full force of her fall onto his spine.
'I'm dead…' He thought as his back ached like he was hit with a sledgehammer.
He got up, and SLOWLY leaned back, each vertebra making a cracking sound.
"Phew… that's better." Naruto sighed as he felt better.
"You okay?" Octavia asked with guilt.
"Yeah, I am fine, but what about you?" Naruto asked in genuine concern.
"I am fine, thank you for catching me…" She mumbled, feeling stupid. "Fuck you Dad."
"Huh?" Naruto asked with a VERY confused face, his hellhound ears poking through his human disguise.
"You asked me what band I was listening to earlier: Fuck you Dad is the band." Octavia replied.
"Oh, that is… an interesting name." Naruto chuckled. "I am into a lot of old rock bands from the seventies and eighties. I like The Doors, Blues Brothers, Beatles, Santana, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Earth Wind and Fire, Prince, The Grateful Dead, Michael Jackson, The Beach Boys, Moody Blues, Green Day, Jimi Hendrix, Fleetwood Mac, David Bowie, ACDC, Wham, The Kars, Dio, Mike Oldfield, Deep Purple, Electric Light Orchestra, Ninja Sex Party, Queen, Gorillaz, and…"
"And?" Octavia asked, her curiosity starting to be tickled after all the bands he named, but the fact he was being hesitant made her all the more curious.
"I was…" Naruto bit his lip in contemplation. "In middle school, beginning of High school, I was into Vocaloid…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHAAgh-JAJAJAJAJAJAJAHJAHJAHAHJAHAHAHAH!" Octavia laughed to the point she saw stars.
"What about Fuck you Band, what kind of music genre is it?" Naruto asked, red in the face as he tried to
"It is a Goth band, and since I am into that, they are all about narcissism and stuff like that." Octavia said as they started to walk toward the observatory. "Something I guess you wouldn't be into."
"What makes you say that?" Naruto asked, his ears fading back within his disguise.
"You are… so bright, and cheerful." Octavia said, going off of her careful observations of their entire day. "You were able to befriend dad so easily when it takes me twisting his arm to spend time with me."
Naruto's own guilt grew stronger with that statement.
"I am sorry…"
"Not your fault, it's also dad's." Octavia said with disdain staining her tone, narrowed eyes. "If Dad wasn't fucking that red asshole you call a boss, things… could… no…"
"Things could be what?" Naruto inquired.
"I don't know you well enough to talk to you about that." Octavia replied quickly.
Naruto stopped, making Octavia stop.
"My parents died when I was young." Naruto stated. "I was bullied for several years after I was attacked by a dog, who scratched my cheeks, giving me the whiskers." His fingers grazed his scarred flesh. "I just accepted my life was going to be a living Hell. Until I met Loona a few months ago…"
"Why are you telling me this?" Octavia honestly asked, since he randomly started talking.
Naruto cupped his chin nervously in thought, wracking his brain for an answer as his heart started to beat under the pressure.
"I guess… to say that…"
"Someone has it worse?"
"No, but that a shitty situation will always get better, even if it seems or feels like it never will." Naruto said, thinking of the past few months, good memories and bad recollections making him smile. "If it is a family issue, I understand you wouldn't want to talk about it, but I told you more about myself, so that way, if you ever want to talk about it, we are on even footing."
Naruto smiled.
Octavia just couldn't understand him.
'How can he be so bright.' She questioned as Naruto continued his walk. 'He makes things… sound so easy, but what mom and dad are doing…'
Gripping her telescope, Octavia followed Naruto.
"Mom… mom and dad don't like each other anymore." She said quietly.
Naruto didn't respond.
"It started… I think, before I was born. From what my grandfather said, my parents were engaged by arranged marriage, so I guess romance was not 'wanted'." Octavia continued, looking at the ground. "I guess they wanted our families to have me… so my parents never loved each other. Mom is a bit extreme… holding her status as an Ars Goetia strongly, so anything dad does is met with criticism."
"Do you still love your mom?" Naruto asked simply.
Simple question, but hard answer.
"Dad, on the other hand," Octavia said, ignoring the question in fear of her answer. "Didn't make it easier. He started having his affair with the imp, and shit has been hitting the fan harder since mom found out."
"Do you think your dad is happier with Blitz over your mom?"
Octavia stayed silent.
"But… I felt like there was a time they tried to make it work, but they gave up when they realized it was not working." Octavia finished. "Thus, our current situation. I don't want you telling my dad, you understand."
Naruto nodded.
"Crystal is tying my lips shut."
"What?"
Naruto laughed nervously.
"Nothing…"
Naruto's nose picked up Stolas's scent.
Adjusting their direction, the duo entered a light filled area, seeing the observatory with Stolas.
"Octavia, Naruto, I was so worried." The Owl Prince said in worry as he hugged both teens in his arms tightly. "It has been over an hour, was there any problems?"
"No, sir. I was just talking to my friend." Naruto said with a smile.
"Dad, there are no problems, I was just talking to my friend." Octavia said as she smirked, punching Naruto in the arm.
Stolas let out a big sigh of relief.
"Either way, it is getting cold, so we will return home." Stolas said as he used his grimoire to open a portal to IMP.
The trio walked in, feeling warmer in the building since it was heated.
"Alright, Naruto, you ready to go home?" Stolas asked as he handed Naruto the grimoire. "Make sure to give that back to Blitzy, he will throw a fit if he doesn't get it back."
"Understood, sir…"
"Naruto, let's exchange numbers." Octavia said as she held up her phone.
Naruto blinked.
"You mentioned several bands earlier, so I want to listen to them, and I'll send you some music I like too." Octavia explained.
"Oh… sure." Naruto said as he pulled out his phone.
After the two exchanged numbers, Father and Daughter returned home via portal and Naruto left the building, deciding to walk home.
Millie and Moxxie were not happy he walked home alone, but they were happy he was home.
Next Morning…
"Here, give this back to the boss." Naruto said as he handed the grimoire to his foster-dad. "Don't… lose it or…"
The Imps understood what Naruto was hinting at.
"No problem hun, we can take care of ourself." Millie said as she flexed. "Now, get going to your friend's place. Tex said he would teach you how to fight hand to hand and weight train today, and after Thanksgiving, it's weapon training on top of that."
Naruto swallowed a lump in his throat from Millie's enthusiasm as he watched them leave while he pulled out his phone.
Twenty Minutes Later…
'It's great to be back.' Naruto thought as he entered Dry Fuck Studios property.
As he walked along the road, the cemetery leading up to the studio was especially creepy.
'I wonder why they haven't removed the cemetery.' Naruto pondered as he neared the studio.
Naruto stopped, his ears picking up a sound so soft that he looked around in confusion.
'Okay, I swear I…'
A decomposing hand burst through the muddy ground and grabbed Naruto's ankle.
Naruto's blood stopped with his heartbeat as a large group of zombies forced themselves from the ground.
A pink blur zipped through the air, heads rolling across the mud as Verosika's feet touched the ground.
"Damn zombies, we need to get rid of them." Verosika huffed into a Bluetooth headset as she tapped the gift sword on her shoulder, it's sheath in her opposite hand. "Milky, call the Zombie Exterminators again, and this time don't pay them until the infestation is completely gone."
"Okay, Boss." Milky said before hanging up as Verosika sheathed the sword.
A smile graced her beautiful face as she spun around to face Naruto.
"Stud, I am… STUD!" Verosika shouted in a panic as she grabbed Naruto.
Naruto's eyes were glazed over while foaming at the mouth as he shifted from Verosika's shaking.
"OH, FUCK, OH FUCK, OH FUCK…" Verosika chanted in a panic as she looked around, her mind racing to figure out what to do.
She returned her attention to Naruto as she felt him shudder, seeing his head erratically shake before he blinked nearly twenty times.
"Wha… Verosika? What happened?" Naruto asked looked around. "Why are we still outside the studio?"
Verosika staggered a few steps back, her racing heart calming down as she took a deep, deep, DEEP breath of relief.
"Don't fucking scare me like that, shit for brains." Verosika insulted as she calmed down.
"Huh?" Naruto replied in confusion.
"Nothing, but here." Verosika said as she unbuckled the sheathed sword from her hip, holding it out for her beloved. "I had the holy spear turned into this sword for you."
"Wow… Hellboy two's Prince Nuada's sword." Naruto said in shock as he accepted it, unsheathing it. "It looks the same as it does in the movie."
The handle was wrapped in black leather with the guard and pommel being gold with dark lowlights.
The blade was much shorter than a sword should be, but the sublte curved blade with a 'square' tip with the gut hook on the back of the blade.
"You didn't have to do this, Star." Naruto said as he sheathed the sword, wrapping his arm and tail around Verosika's waist, pulling her close. "But I love it."
"I love you, now give me some sugar." Verosika said as she pulled him into her lips.
Naruto kissed Verosika, moaning into the kiss.
"DO you need a job?" Verosika asked as they separated. "I could always use a new bodyguard?"
"I have a job, and another as a backup at Tex's dad's place." Naruto answered as they entered the studio, Naruto greeting all the members of Verosika's crew, realizing Vortex wasn't there. "I am gonna be IMP's Treasurer."
Verosika deadpanned, the happy atmosphere dimming.
"You are going to be working for Blitzo?" She asked darkly, her hair covering her eyes.
Naruto took notice and stepped before her.
"Hey, hey, hey…" He said as he tilted her head to face him, caressing her chin with his thumb. "If I don't like it, I'll work for you. I need to spend more time with both you AND Loona, so it can work out this way."
Verosika smiled at his attempt.
"Besides, if he pisses me off, I'll make him a chew toy." Naruto attempted at a joke.
Verosika chuckled, feeling better as she laughed.
"Oh, you have any plans for Thanksgiving?" Naruto asked as they calmed down from their laughter. "Loona is gonna spend it with Blitz, while my parents and I will be going to Wrath to have it with my grandparents…"
Verosika quirked an eyebrow.
"Go on?"
Evening…
"You want a friend to come over?" Joe asked Naruto over Millie's phone.
"Yeah, she doesn't have anyone to spend Thanksgiving with, so I made the offer…" Naruto said with his voice softening near the end, hoping this worked.
"Sure, we don't mind." Joe told his grandson, making Naruto sigh in relief. "But your grandma and I want to see this Moony…"
"Loona?"
"Oh, yes, Loona, we want to see your girlfriend." Joe continued.
"Okay, but she is spending Thanksgiving with her dad…"
"Didn't say it had to be Thanksgiving." Joe said with an unseen smirk on his face.
"Thanks, gramps." Naruto thanked with a smile.
"No problem, now I got to go, enjoy your night, Naruto."
Naruto and Joe hung up.
"He said yes to my friend coming over." Naruto said as he handed Millie back her phone.
"Alright, but who is this friend?" Millie asked as Moxxie stirred the stew he was cooking.
"It's a surprise." Naruto said as he pushed his finger against his lips, winking. "Shhhhh…"
Millie giggled at his antics.
Skip, Evening of Thanksgiving…
Naruto, Millie, and Moxxie arrived in the Ring of Wrath via Hell-ber ride.
Naruto carried a tray of pastries in his hands.
"So different from Pride." Naruto said as he took in the more rustic western style environment as they walked up the steps to Joe and Lin's place.
"It's home." Millie said with pep in her step as she knocked on the door, Moxxie grumbling nervously.
The door opened.
"HELLO~" Lin said enthusiastically as the door nearly smashed Millie into the wall. "Naruto, you came… where is your lady friend?"
"She is running a little late, granny." Naruto apologized as he handed her the pastries. "I hope you enjoy these."
Lin smiled brighter as she ushered her grandson and… son-in-law into the house with Millie entering in last.
"Hey, handsome," Naruto heard, making him shiver as his Aunt Sally enter his view with a smirk on her face. "You ready to have a good feast?"
Meanwhile…
"Happy Thanksgiving, Loona/Blitz." Loona and Blitz said as they clinked metal cups of cider together before drinking them.
"AAAAH!" Blitz sighed loudly as he sat in his chair, watching Thanksgiving football. "Nothing says Thanksgiving like cider, turkey, and football."
"True." Loona said as she sat in her chair, checking her texts from Naruto, seeing a nervous Naruto with Sally May and Millie fighting in the background. "Glad we can spend it together."
Blitz sniffled, eyes watering.
The past two weeks he and Loona had not argued as much, nor has she been spending to much time with Naruto.
Today… it was him and his daughter.
'Nothing was going to ruin this…' Blitz thought as he poured more cider into his glass.
Cider he had not checked the alcohol proof of.
Ring of Wrath…
"… and then she fucking died from a Hell Horse hoof to the head!" Joe emphasized as he laughed, hand slamming on the table as he did.
His wife and daughters laughed with Naruto smiling with Millie chuckling nervously.
*ZZZZT, ZZZZT*
Naruto pulled out his phone, eyes softening as his smile relaxed.
"Okay, Mil, Mox, Gramps, Granny, Aunt Sally…" Naruto said as he stood up, getting attention on him. "My special guest is here."
Naruto exited the room, and the family listened carefully, hearing a casual greeting, assuming there is a hug and the sound of a kiss.
'Oh, it must be his hellhound girlfriend.' Joe and Lin thought with happy smiles they were gonna see Loona.
'Oh, he brought a thot with him.' Sally May thought with perverted ideas running through her mind.
'I wonder who it is?' Millie thought as she looked forward to this for two weeks.
'I hope it isn't someone perverted, or like Blitz.' Moxxie prayed as he ate some scalloped potatoes.
"Everyone…" Naruto said as he re-entered the room alone. "This is…"
"Mayday…" Verosika introduced as she stepped through the door way. "Verosika Mayday, it is a pleasure to meet all of you."
Verosika wore an open cardigan over coat with a beige blouse with a checkered scarf around her neck. She wore tight blue jeans with a purse around her shoulder/hip.
Her hair was curled around the ends, giving it a very wavy look.
She wore little make up, a little blush on her cheeks, purple eyeliner, and black lipstick to offset her pink skin.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" they all shouted as they stood up in shock. "YOU ARE DATING A POPSTAR!"
"Y-yeah…" Naruto said sheepishly, but blushed when Verosika put her arms around his shoulders.
"Loona and I are sharing your son as a boyfriend." Verosika said without shame, a confident smile on her face. "Don't worry, I won't do anything he won't like."
Parents and grandparents were very short on words.
"What is sex with her like, Naruto?" Sally May asked as she drank in Verosika's appearance, loving it.
Naruto's eyes bulged out of their sockets.
"It is very, Very, pleasurable." Verosika said playfully, pursing her lips and winking at Sally May.
"SALLY/VEROSIKA!" Naruto and Millie shouted in unison, Verosika apologetically laughing as the two sisters wrestled on the ground.
"Well, young lady, how did you meet our grandson?" Lin asked as she motioned Verosika to sit next to her and Joe with Naruto.
"It is quite the story…" Naruto said as he and his girl sat down, taking some food onto their plates.
Meanwhile.…
Blitz laughed as the football game ended, a comedy taking its place when Loona turned it to Comedy Central.
"OOOOH!" Blitz drunkenly shouted in realization. "LOONEY! We should get M&M… and their kid and share this with them…"
"Well, sure, but I don't think…" Loona blinked as Blitz started drawing a portal spell matrix. "Hey, they…"
Blitz finished the matrix in record time, opening the portal as he grabbed the grimoire.
"WAIT!" Loona shouted, knowing Naruto was planning on having Verosika meet his family, jumping to grab the book before Blitz jumped in.
He landed outside the farm house, hearing a bunch of people talking.
"Woah, wonder what has their panties in… *Burp*…" Blitz laughed as he sluggishly walked up the steps and hit the door.
The door was opened by Moxxie…
"…"
"Hey, Mox…" Blitz said, doing finger guns as he swayed in place.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Moxxie shouted loud enough to shake the farm, his heart beating irregularly to the point of having a panic attack.
"What's going… Blitz?" Millie said as she looked into the hallway from the dining room.
'Blitz?' Verosika thought as she felt her stomach turn and heart tighten.
"Ma, Pa, this is our boss, Blitz." Millie said as she led her husband and drunk boss into the dining room.
"Wass…" Blitz started to speak, hand held up with finger up, eyes hazy.
Verosika gripped her silverware.
'I can't be here if he is…'
"HEY!"
Verosika narrowed her eyes, glancing over as her limbs shook as Blitz made his way over to Naruto, jabbing him in the chest.
"What?" Naruto asked as his brow furled into a scowl.
"L… Leave me… Daug… Da…Daughter… aloen…" He slurred, losing his balance, landing into Verosika.
Upon contact, Verosika felt repulsion.
Not just that, but her body actively, reflexively, felt sick upon the contact, and she bolted to her feet, Blitz hitting the ground, snoring.
"I-I'm sorry…" She apologized, doing her best to hide her tone behind a sincere apology. "But I… I do… I don't feel well."
Verosika left the table.
Naruto looked at her back and then at Millie, who simply tilted her head toward Verosika.
'Go after her.'
Naruto ran from the table as he heard the front door open as Millie and Moxxie helped Blitz into a chair, a big snot bubble connected to his phone as he snored.
"Verosika, wait… Wait, WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT…" Naruto shouted as he saw her get into her car, The Reap, it's engine roaring to life.
Naruto's ass barely touched seat before Verosika took off, a bottle of vodka in hand.
Twenty Minutes Later…
For the first time in her life, Loona ignored her phone going off.
She had checked the first time it rang.
'Nope.' She had thought when she turned to leave as she saw Moxxie's name and a picture of Blitz passed out drunk. 'Not dealing with that.'
She went to her room and pulled Netflix up on her TV, grabbing a beer.
'I hope Naruto and Verosika are doing alright…' She thought in concern as she started watching Jojo Part 6.
Human World…
Naruto accepted the bag and walked out of the KFC, Verosika sitting in the back seat of the car within the parking lot, guzzling her vodka like it was the last drop of liquid in a desert.
"You really should eat if you drink that hard." Naruto told her in concern as he got into The Reap. "I didn't know what you wanted, so I got you the popcorn chicken."
"Thanks." Verosika mumbled as she put her vodka down, accepting the fried food without argument. "Naruto… I'm sorry I ruined your Thanksgiving…"
"Vero, you didn't…"
Verosika held up her hand to stop him from talking, making Naruto's ears and tail droop.
Verosika felt horrible.
She couldn't be mature and just ignore Blitz.
Verosika felt guilt resurface, so she reached down for her vodka…
'Where is…' Verosika turned to see it wasn't in the cup holder.
Looking up, she saw Naruto drinking it.
His eyes snapped open, spitting the liquid out of his mouth, coughing.
"Fuck this taste like gasoline!" He hacked out of his mouth. "How can you drink this?"
"Because I can, Now, give." Verosika weakly demanded as she reached over to grab it, only for Naruto to once again start drinking it, despite his obvious dislike for the taste and eyes watering. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
She pulled the flask from his lips, only to see it was empty.
'Great, now I am…' Verosika started to think through the fogginess of her drunkenness as Naruto started to cough again.
"Disgusting…"
"Then why did you drink more?" Verosika inquired as she ate more of her food.
Naruto's eyes became droopy as he started to feel the effects of his first 'drink' of alcohol.
Due to the vodka being human made, it wasn't as strong as it could have been, but it left Naruto feeling foggy while keeping his cognitive functions dull.
"Because…" He lulled slightly, turning to face Verosika. "I heard drinking alone… sucks."
'He is stupid, but he is my stupid.' Verosika thought with a sigh. "Thank you."
She leaned over and kissed Naruto, making him derpy smile.
'Wow, he must be feeling it to act like that.' Verosika thought as she chuckled.
Her heart felt elevated with a stroke of happiness that she wasn't alone right now.
"Hey…" Naruto said with a mischievous smirk.
"What?" Verosika asked as she ate some more chicken, along with Naruto scarfing some of his food down.
"This song, for the ladies." Naruto said as he turned to face Verosika fully, looking her in the eyes. "But fellas, listen closely."
(Tenacious D: Fuck Her Gently)
"~You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too~"
Naruto pulled Verosika close, kissing her cheek, making her giggle at the affection.
"~Sometimes you've got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey~"
Naruto forced his face to look stern and serious as he grabbed her shoulder.
"~I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly~"
Naruto lulled a bit, his eyes drooping further.
"Okay, I get it, Stud. I am…"
"~And then you say hey I brought you flowers,~" Naruto continued.
"~And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin' teamwork~"
Verosika rolled her eyes, leaning into her chair as she smiled, enjoying his attempt to make her happy.
"~What's your favorite posish
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar~"
Naruto took Verosika's hand, holding it tightly.
"~And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then~"
Naruto burped, ruining his rhythm.
Verosika laughed, making Naruto blush in embarrassment.
"~I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard~"
Naruto pulled Verosika into a hug, holding her to his heart as his eyes closed, a happy smile on his face as he started to fall asleep.
"Love you, Verosika." He mumbled.
Verosika's heart swelled as she hugged Naruto back, her eyes watering.
"Love you too, you big goof." She replied into his chest.
She felt Naruto's tail wrap around her, despite being hidden.
Verosika sighed, content with her life right now, within the arms of her beloved while in the human world.
It was like her demons were vanishing by the light Naruto emitted.
Chapter 30, DONE!
Naruto won't be the answer to everything. Thus he couldn't fix Octavia and Stolas's relationship. At best, he kept it from breaking early.
I smashed two chapters into one, which is why it feels so weird to jump from the Octavia and Naruto becoming friends to Verosika leaving the Imp family farm because of Blitz's presence.
I had… planned on a long dialogue here, but decided to keep it short and sweet.
Today's my Birthday!
I decided to write this long chapter to celebrate this.
I am taking the rest of the month off to rest, relax, and plan ahead because I am falling back into a bad habit of constantly putting out chapters to quickly and not taking my time.
So, the Christmas chapter will probably be posted around New Years, or shortly after with a New Year party thrown in.
Yeah, these last few chapters are pretty much celebrating holidays.
I hope you have enjoyed this chapter, and thus the story, so far this year. I am honestly surprised it took off as well as it did.
Leave a review if you enjoyed, or disliked, because it helps me become a better author.
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas.