Original Posted On Jan. 14, 2023
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
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Hellhammer: Yes, she got what she deserved, and Tundra should.
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Exia Zero: That sounds brutal. I was planning something like Alucard killing the Brazilian police in Hellsing Ultimate.
PLEASE READ: I'll try to start one of those.
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StarDustDragonknight: I think the Fem. Kurama is just a fun way to use the character since the Tailed Beasts are stated to be Genderless on the Wiki.
Nicholas: Loona wasn't 'Picked', you'll see soon enough.
HMV Black Templar: Interesting take for that character.
Ice: Michael did, and hopefully, I can mirror that in a future chapter. Horns could be snapped and used as weapons.
DaftMerc39: It's Blitz, why wouldn't he use Naruto, who can use magic to alter his form, as bait? Working on a sketch of Tundra. Don't worry about Lady Kurama.
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PLEASE READ: I have a plan, please don't rush my friend. Things that I feel are better at setting up a far greater threat.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= To be Determined
Chapter 33: Common Ground
"Here you go, the latte, right?" Tundra asked as she sat down, handing Loona her drink.
"Thanks." Loona said, her deadpanned expression and tone staying the same. "So…" She took a drink, Tundra watching meticulously. "You wanted to talk?"
"Apologize, actually." Tundra said as she stirred the cream into her coffee.
"For what?" Loona asked as she drank more of her Latte.
"My behavior in school and everything I did or said." Tundra explained. "You remember what I was before? Born with both male and female organs and what not?"
"How could I forget?"
"My… father…" Tundra's eyes narrowed at the word, as if it was the most toxic word in her vocabulary. "Wanted a son, and since I was something in the middle, he felt robbed. He beat my mother, and when she couldn't defend me, he would beat me. So I acted… I put on this tough guy act, and in turn, I acted like the cunt I was all those years ago, to make him acknowledge me… but nothing worked. When I turned nineteen, I transitioned, and the fucker tried to kill me…"
Loona watched Tundra's hands tighten around her cup, her head low.
Through her hair, Loona saw white scarring on Tundra's scalp.
Loona drank more Latter, her eyes feeling very heavy.
"I killed dad…" Tundra said as she touched her head, fingers grazing the scarring. "I protected myself, and I felt like I was free… and a sense of guilt. So, I apologize for everything… Loona?"
Loona's elbow hit the table, her head in hand.
"What…" She mumbled out as she felt like her head was spinning, fighting to keep her eyes open before she fully slumped over.
Tundra's hair covered her eyes, her lip trembling.
"… I also apologize… but I am in debt… and selling you will help me get out of it." Tundra whispered as she pulled out her phone, making a call. "Yes… it's Tundra… I have another girl. Yes, she is a hellhound. Yes… yes… yes, delivered at the regular spot. Of course, Stark. And tell Lady Kurama I… He hung up on me…"
Tundra sighed, her chest feeling heavy as she got up, dropping a small folded piece of paper that had traces of a sleeping drug.
"I don't expect forgiveness, but I do hope you can understand." She mumbled as she pulled Loona onto her shoulder.
Afternoon…
With sass in her hips, power in her legs, and emphasis in her voice, Verosika sang before a sold out show.
"~Just when you think you've got me figured out
The season's already changin'
I think it's cool you do what you do
And don't try to save me~"
Verosika posed, leaning into her words.
"~I'm a bitch
I'm a lover
I'm a child
I'm a mother
I'm a sinner
I'm a saint
And I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell
I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way~"
Verosika danced under the spot light, smiling for her wooing crowd.
"~I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way~"
Verosika threw off a head decoration into the giant crowd, who clawed and slashed each other to get it.
"THANK YOU, GLUTTONY RING!" Verosika announced with a bow, smiling as she laughed while exiting stage Left.
Stepping off stage, her smile faltered as she wiped her forehead of sweat.
"Good show."
"You slayed it."
"There is gonna be an orgy…"
Verosika firmly shut the door to her dressing room and sat down, chugging water like it was her source of life.
Pulling out her phone, Verosika lazily opened her Instagram and scrolled through it.
'Hm, maybe I should get off 'Sex Slaves for Cheap' because I am not into that shit now that I have Na… Loona?" Verosika said as she stood up, clicking on the picture, which opened the connection.
Minutes Later…
Naruto was eating a Beef and Bean burrito in his office, feet propped up on his desk as he scrolled through Youtube to watch something.
Naruto jumped, nearly choking when he accidently swallowed what he had in his mouth when his phone went off.
"Ver…" Naruto caught himself before he answered. "Yes, My St…"
"LOONA IS ON A SEX SLAVE SIGHT!" Verosika shouted.
"What!" Naruto shouted as he stood up.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOG-BREATH!" Blitz shouted from his office.
"Look, I was going through Instagram," Verosika continued, sending Naruto pictures via text. "And I saw this…"
Naruto opened the Messenger app, still on the phone, and saw an image of Loona and various other woman lined up, in metal collars and chains.
You want sex, but don't want romance?
Then Message us and we will send you the cock sock of your desire.
Just give us you card info and we will have your slut on your door.
Net-ChiX:
Go to our Website for more info
"Stud… Stud…"
Naruto violently shook.
"Where are they?" Naruto demanded as he reached over to his wall, grabbing his sword, strapping it around his waist.
"I don't know, it's like old school DVD Netflix, they just have a base…"
"Star… Just…"
"I understand, go get her back, babe."
Naruto nodded and blew a kiss into his phone.
He heard Verosika blow one back before he hung up.
Exiting his office, Naruto barged into Blitz's office.
"KNOCK YOU IDIOT!" Blitz shouted before he was silenced when Naruto shoved his phone into the imp's face.
Blitz's eyes narrowed as he read the text on the photo, moving as he read each word.
"THOSE SONS OVABITCHES!" Blitz shouted in a rage as a sniper rifle.
Next thing Naruto knew, he and Blitz were slamming the doors to the IMP van shut and the tires screeched to life as Blitz drove like a priest chasing an eight-year-old boy.
Twenty Minutes Later…
'Where the fuck are we going?' Naruto thought as he tried to find the Net-Chix building but couldn't find anything.
During the time they had been in the van, it was quiet, so uncomfortably so.
Their tails tapped against the doors, and rain started to pour violently as the sound of the heater was the only thing beside the engine the two heard.
'How could this have happened?' Naruto thought, his tail thumping in irritation.
Blitz had been driving aimlessly.
'Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck…' Blitz mentally chanted as his thoughts tunnel-vision focused on Loona. 'Don't worry baby, papa's coming.'
"Ah-em…"
"SHUT THE FUCK YOU, MUTT!" Blitz shouted at Naruto after the hound cleared his throat.
"SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, TIN-BALLS!" Naruto retorted, his fur standing on end as he has had enough of Blitz's shit.
Blitz slammed on the breaks, Naruto's seatbelt saving him from going through the window.
"Get the fuck out, NOW!" Blitz shouted as he got out.
Naruto got out, regret setting in as the rain soaked him to the bone as he stood in front of the van, staring down at Blitz.
"What is it, red?" Naruto snipped.
Blitz jabbed his finger into Naruto's chest.
"IT'S YOU! EVER SINCE YOU CAME INTO THE PICTURE, MY LIFE HAS BEEN ONE FUCK UP AFTER ANOTHER!" Blitz screamed, jabbing Naruto multiple times in the chest. "NOW MY BABY GIRL IS OUT ON SOME SLAVE SIGHT BECAUSE…"
Naruto's fist silenced Blitz… and making him stumbled several steps back, his hands covering his mouth.
Naruto's eyes were wide in anger.
"You think this is MY fault!" Naruto shouted, shaking angrily as the rain started to fall harder, drowning out a lot of other sounds. "I love Loona, why the fuck would I…"
"YOU DON'T LOVE HER, YOU ARE JUST INTO HER FOR HER BODY YOU PUNK-BITCH PLUSH TOY!" Blitz shrieked.
The imp surprised Naruto when he jumped the taller hound, sending Naruto backwards.
Grabbing Blitz, Naruto used his weight to send Blitz into the ground.
Naruto rolled to his feet and drew his sword as Blitz grabbed his gun.
Blade at Blitz's neck, gun in Naruto's face.
The rain rang in their ears as the two stared at each other, not moving a millimeter.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGYaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGhagahAghGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Blitz and Naruto, snapping out of their anger, looked toward the curb and saw a tall, thin spider sinner.
Their fur is white and they has a mop of fluffy white hair that extends from both the front and back of their head, with splotches of light-pink across it. They also has a distinctive and focal light-pink heart pattern on the back of their head. The light-pink outline of a heart also encircles their chest, the bottom point of which extends past their waistband and down to their crotch area.
Their attire consists of a long light pink suit-blazer with horizontal white stripes down the length, reddish-grey miniskirt, and long reddish-grey thigh-high heeled boots, accessorized with a reddish-grey bowtie with a cerise-pink center and a black choker. On their top set of arms were long cerise-pink gloves with white detailing at the cuffs, on their bottom set of arms were long white gloves.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!" Blitz shouted, pushing Naruto away from him and putting his gun away.
"Oh, nothing, just the fact two… strong… handsome… men..." this person said, Naruto picking up a masculine tone while sheathing his blade, and felt a shiver go up his spine. "Fighting, it just got me hot and bothered, to the point I couldn't help but laugh."
"Who the fuck…"
"Dust," they said as a business card appeared in their hand, holding it out to Blitz and Naruto. "Angel Dust…"
"The Porn Star?" Blitz asked, quirking an eyebrow.
"Oh, you know my work… wait…"
The named Angel Dust squinted as he leaned down and looked at Blitz VERY closely before he gasped.
"Oh my god, is it you, Big Dick Blitz?" Angel gasped out followed by a squeal. "Oh, fuck I am a huge fan…"
"Excuse me, but we can't talk." Naruto said politely as he put his hand out between Blitz and Angel. "A treasured person of ours was taken and we need…"
"Look, sugar-lips," Angel interrupted as his finger traced upward on Naruto's chin.
'Fuck, Return of the Why-Boner: With a Vengeance…' Naruto thought as he had a physical reaction to Angel's touch.
"I can probably help, since the person you are talking about is hot and…"
Naruto held out his phone, showing Angel the photo.
"Oh, Net-Chix. Yeah, I know where that place is." Angel said as the rain started to lighten up.
"Really!" Naruto said as he grabbed Angel's hand delicately, hope in his eyes. "PLEASE, TELL US!"
Angel backed up, unsureness on his face.
'Seriously, I was out her on patrol for money when I get this?' He thought.
He saw Naruto's face.
'Cute… not as cute as Nug's, but adorable.'
Angel sighed.
"Fine, but I want something from both of you before I help." Angel said as he pulled his gloved hand out of Naruto's hand.
"What do you…"
Angel's hands pulled Naruto into his fluffy chest.
'Oh… so soft…' Naruto mentally lulled.
"From you, cutey, I want to snuggle with you…" Angel said in a safe, soft, sensual tone. "And from you," He pointed to Blitz with his second Left hand. "I want to fuck the Legendary Big Dick Blitz."
Meanwhile…
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOONA WAS KIDNAPPED AND POSTED ON NET-CHIX!" Vortex and Jayjay shouted at Verosika, making the poor Succubus jump out of her skin.
"I don't know. I just… I am…" Verosika stammered.
She had been at the line 'between dealing with it' and 'freaking out'.
Vortex sighed and looked at Jayjay, who acknowledge what that sigh meant.
"Boss, I am sorry… they are important to us too." Vortex said as he and Jayjay comforted Verosika.
"What happens here…" Verosika said in a serious, yet strained tone. "Stays here…"
"Yeah," Jayjay laughed lightly. "No problem."
Verosika hugged both hellhounds, tears streaming steadily down her cheeks as she did.
"I am so fucking worried…" She whimpered into them.
Meanwhile…
"You've done well, Tundra." Said Imp heard her boss say.
"I aim to please, Stark." Tundra said with a bow.
Stark smirked
He was a hellhound, but was in his human disguise with his ears and tail out on display. He had dark brown hair that went to his neck, with a little stubble on his chin. His ears and tail were the same dark brown with a few hints of grayed brown to show some color distinction.
He was thin and well-muscled. He had gun holsters at his sides atop of his cargo pants.
He wore a red Hawaiian shirt with gold trees, a gold chain around his neck with a pair of aviators sun glasses on his eyes.
He was bare foot, standing taller above Tundra.
"Yes, you have please me very well." Stark said as he pushed his sunglasses onto his forehead, revealing black eyes. "Now, go do your Handler Duties, and remember," Stark got real uncomfortably close to Tundra's ear. "You are close to paying off your debt due to your deal with Lady Kurama. Few more women and The Lady will free you of your Deal, so don't fuck up now, or you'll rejoin the women."
Tundra nodded as her body shuddered.
An intense cold chill went through her spine with fear, but her face remained neutral.
"Understood, Stark."
Stark laughed as he turned to a table of cocaine… which he face planted in, a small puff of coke dust entering the air before falling into his hair.
Stark took a DEEEEEEEEEEEEEP inhale.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tundra heard before she heard a crash, signaling Stark had left.
Sickened and disturbed, Tundra walked out of the room.
'It's okay… it justifies the means… after another handful or less women… I'll be let go…' Tundra told herself, but the knot in her stomach not leaving.
She entered the 'Holding Room'… the dungeon.
Tundra grabbed a food card near the door, which had bread and cups of water.
"Food…" Tundra announced as she pushed the cart, turning to face the LONG Hall of chained up demon women in cells.
Tundra heard echoes of hunger filled cries as she pushed the cart.
Hellhounds.
Sinnners of all kinds.
Imps.
Any sort of demon you could think of, it was there.
Specifically the female of said species.
Tundra place a cup of water and a single piece of bread before each cell, pushing it in with her foot through a small opening.
She continued this for minutes before she stopped, turning to look into this specific cell.
"Loona…"
Loona glared at Tundra.
She was on her knees with her back against a wall, her hands chained to the center of the floor, allowing her to reach the door if she wanted too.
"Don't glare at me like that, Loona." Tundra said, her tone hardened, but her eyes begging Loona to stop.
"Why?" Loona asked coldly.
"It's not an easy…"
"Don't fucking lie to me…" Loona snapped. "You… You are still the same little hermaphrodite as back then… an angry little he-she who never makes their own choices!"
Tundra bit her lip, eyes watering.
"Here…" She said as she slid the bread and water into the cell. "I recommend you eat before it goes bad, you flea-bag."
The bread and water were kicked hard enough to hit the wall, the water spilling onto the ground, the bread soaking it up.
Loona watched Tundra leave her cell.
'What the fuck was that look?' Loona thought as she took the water-logged bread, eating it in contemplation.
Evening…
"I cannot believe you took four hours to fuck that spider…" Naruto said as Blitz drove through the traffic like a drunk human.
"Hey, at least I was getting shit done, I wasn't the dumbass awe struck at being touched by fluff boobs." Blitz snapped back, killing a pedestrian.
Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Some father…" Naruto said sarcastically, his hands going up.
"What was that?" Blitz shouted.
Naruto let out a gargled sigh.
"Let's just say you ain't the spot-on picture of the 'perfect father' figure, 'boss'." Naruto said with extra sarcastic emphasis on his sarcasm.
"Well, I know Looney better than you…"
"What is her favorite color?"
"PSsst… Easy, black…"
"It's Periwinkle." Naruto answered. "What is her favorite Movie?"
"Detroit Rock City."
"Okay, what is her favorite food?"
"Dog treats."
Naruto face palmed.
"Beef Stroganoff." He replied with an irritated groan. "What is Loona's favorite Song?"
"Black Sabbath's Black Sabbath, she listens to it EVERY Sunday." Blitz said, throwing Naruto's sass back in his face. "Favorite Youtube Channel?"
"Anything that has Goth…"
"Correct." Blitz said with a small smirk edging the points of his lips.
"Now, what is her favorite animal from the human world?" Naruto asked.
"Easy, that is the… jaguar…"
"Leopard, but close." Naruto smirked.
Both went quiet, trying to think of things to use against the other.
"What does she use to masturbate?" Blitz questioned.
"WHAT, DUDE!"
"ANSWER ME!"
"Ugh… hand?"
"Wrong, dildo!" Blitz laughed.
"Okay, then who is her favorite singer." Naruto asked.
"Ozzie Osborn."
"It's Verosika Mayday…"
Blitz ran over the curve, swerving tightly to the point of the van NEARLY flipping over.
The two went silent.
'He knew her favorite color and food…'
'He knew her favorite song and movie…'
Blitz drove, speeding up as he opened his phone.
"How much longer until we get to Net-Chix, kid." Blitz asked as he held his phone out. "I'm driving."
Naruto quirked an eyebrow as he took Blitz's phone.
'Is this his way of showing his cooperation?' Naruto thought as he looked at the phone. "About… ten Minutes."
"Alright… don't worry Looney, your fuck toy and daddy are on their way." Blitz declared seriously.
"O…oh. God…" Naruto complained, his face scrunched in disgust.
"What?"
"That sounds so gross and… incest like man." Naruto stated his reason.
"Oh, stuff it, chew toy…" Blitz laughed as they continued to drive.
Chapter 33, DONE!
I'm tired.
Angel Dust has yet to join the Hotel yet, so don't worry about him still working for Valentino.
Hope you enjoyed… I guess. Please review.