Original Posted On Jan. 22, 2023
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Exia Zero: Yes, I'll get around to referencing FF7 Machinabridged.
Gamelover41592: Yes, Angel was a nice touch, but this chapter is crazier.
DaftMerc39: I'm a Bitch, I'm a Lover Song by Meredith Brooks is the song Verosika sings. Ha… haha… hahaha… yeah Stark is 'SO~' fucked. LOL, everyone loved the Angel Dust Cameo. I think Angel finds Naruto a cutie that must be protected, thus the fluffy chest hug.
MichaelTheFox: Yeah, you'll see… working together…
StarDustDragonknight: I believe this chapter will tickle the funny bone.
Memekuda: *Snort* Yeah, okay.
Chronosign: Now that is something I'd like to see.
Nathair1: Ballistic to the point both have boners while killing people.
AbyssWolf0198: Basically yes. Stark is based off of Stark from Bleach. I had fun with Naruto's action in this chapter.
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Clueless Morgan: OH, Blitz would have a field day with all the MillieXMoxxie porn, but then kill everyone who likes Loona. That is a shudder I felt.
Reggad The Knife: J and K, Reggad has Cricket in his shirt pocket under Loona porn.
Bluddrig: huh, interesting design choice.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= To be Determined
Chapter 34: Vae Victis
Net-Chix HQ, Main Office…
Stark looked at the ceiling, white powder covering his nose and top part of his lip.
"You know…" Stark said as Tundra popped his dick out of her mouth. "Coke isn't fun when you do it yourself…"
"So is this job…" Tundra mumbled with an eyeroll before Stark forced her head back onto his dick.
"Yeah, but this part is always fun." Stark spoke nonchalantly as he throat-fucked the imp.
Meanwhile…
Loona looked out of her cell, toward a large window showing the moon, allowing its light into the room.
'Hm… I should be thinking of a way out of here…' Loona thought as she closed her eyes. 'It's just like my time at the orphanage…'
With a small pulse of magic in her stomach, Loona hunched over, hands over her mouth before a hair pin covered in stomach acid landed in her hand.
'Good thing I forgot to take this out.' Loona thought in a nostalgic sense, since she had done this to sneak out of the orphanage when she was under lockdown.
Taking the pin in one hand, Loona started to pick at the lock to her cuffs.
Main Office…
Tundra gargled mouthwash before spitting it out, Stark having left a few minutes prior.
'Disgusting mother fucker needs to eat pineapple. His jizz tastes disgusting.' Tundra thought as she looked out the window. 'Hm?'
She watched as the IMP van pulled up.
'Did our location get leaked?' Tundra thought as she looked at the massive pile of cellphones they had confiscated. 'But we checked to make sure none of them had tracking devices or were on.'
Shaking her head, Tundra armed herself.
"Like Bayonetta says," Tundra said as she sensually pushed the gun to her lips, kissing it. "Let's Dance, Baby."
Parking Lot…
"Okay, we need to…" Blitz told Naruto before they heard glass shatter, both looking up toward the tower to see Tundra land before them surrounded by rain and shattered glass.
"Evening, gentlemen," Tundra said as she rose. "How can we, Net-Chix, satisfy you?"
"Oh, good, a manager." Blitz said in sarcastic happiness. "We are here to find my daughter, Loona…"
*BANG*
Blitz felt a pain in his cheek, which was cut open and bleeding.
The smoking gun was within Tundra's hand.
"Sorry, our product is off limits to visitors." Tundra stated.
"WELL LOONA IS MY DAUGHTER!"
"It's just business." Tundra replied, glancing at Naruto.
"Fuck this bitch!" Blitz shouted as he drew a sawed-off shotgun, shoving Naruto aside as he took aim.
Several shotgun shells hit the ground, forcing Tundra to dodge.
"Chew Toy, get Loona!" Blitz shouted as he reloaded.
Naruto took two steps before a bullet hole made him jump back.
"Sorry boys, but you'll have to stay with me as your escort." Tundra stated as she kept Naruto at bay. 'Can't let them take Loona or any of the girls we have… I HAVE to repay my debt to Lady Kurama… I NEED to be free!'
Meanwhile…
"Ah, finally…" Loona said with a smirk as her cuffs fell off. "Took long enough."
Loona stood up, rubbing her wrists before she started to pick the lock.
Her ears twitched.
"Hey…"
"Fuck…"
Loona ducked back into her cell as several bullets entered, one destroying a link in her cuff chain.
"What is going on in here?" a guard demanded as Loona grabbed the chain.
With an elegant flick of her wrist, Loona caved in the guard's face with the handcuffs at the end of the chain.
"Call me Madam," Loona said as she grabbed the guard's keys. "As I am the Doggy-natrix here…"
"That dominatrix one-liner was bad." A fellow captive in a different cell called out as Loona unlocked her cell.
"Well, guess you are staying here." Loona replied with a false smile laced with anger.
"WAIT, IT WAS JUST A JOKE!"
Outside…
"GOD DAMN IT HOOKER, LET THE BOY SAVE MY DAUGHTER!" Blitz screamed he fired back at Tundra. "HURRY UP CHEW-TOY, GET LOONA!"
"I'M TRYING, BUT THE BITCH KEEPS TRYING TO KILL ME!" Naruto screamed as he tried to get to the door, but bullets flew past his head.
Growling, Blitz reached into his pocket and pulled out…
"GRENADE!" Tundra screamed before she jumped away, covering herself before the shell… expelled a fuck ton of smoke.
"GO!" Blitz ordered, taking this chance to find a better spot to use and reload.
Without words, Naruto slammed his foot into the door.
"FUCK…" He shouted, his foot stinging as the door broke open as he ran in, trying to ignore the stinging pain.
"GOD DAMN IT!" Naruto heard Tundra scream.
Tundra made a beeline for the door, only to fall when a bullet hit her in the arm.
"CUM GUZZLING FUCK-TARDS, YOU ASS THAT HURT!" Tundra screamed, writhing in pain as she tried to find Blitz.
"Say goodnight, you…" Blitz said as he looked into a sniperscope before a pack of birds flocked around him. "HEY, GET OUT OF…"
Tundra grabbed her dropped gun and entered, blood trailing behind her.
Meanwhile…
"And that is all of them." Loona said as she unlocked the second to last cell.
"I am still here…"
"Yep, that's all of them." Loona said as she purposely ignored the person who insulted her earlier one liner.
"So," One of the freed women asked. "What do we do now?"
Loona opened her mouth to answer…
'Huh, I guess I didn't think this one through…' Loona thought as she kept the chain link in hand.
"Well, why don't we all just go home."
"Yeah, good idea."
"Perfect, why didn't I think of that?"
With that, the large group funneled out.
"What about you?" the still caged one asked, reaching out for the keys Loona had dropped, struggling to pull them closer to their cell.
"Me?" Loona asked as she walked toward the opposite door. "I'mma kill the cock-loving whore who brought us here."
"You…" The woman grunted, her nail hooking the key ring. "Don't… say…" Pulled the keys closer, sighing in relief. "But it is suicide…"
"It's Mercy, Compassion, and Forgiveness I lack. Not rationality." Loona stated.
"Oh, brother…" the woman said as she unlocked the cell. "You didn't earn that Kill Bill quote…"
Loona's chain broke this woman's neck.
"I earned that." Loona said as she walked out, sniffing the air. "Where are you, Tundra…"
Meanwhile…
"GET BACK HERE!" Tundra screamed as she fired another bullet at Naruto, who duck-and-slid down the hallway when he met the turn.
"GO FUCK YOURSELF!" Naruto shouted as he flipped Tundra off. "LOONA WHERE ARE…"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Tundra turned the corner to see a horde of women running over Naruto.
'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!' Tundra mentally screamed as she avoided being trampled by jumping onto the ceiling, holding onto one of the light fixtures. 'FUCK, FUCK FUCK, MY HARD WORK TOWARDS FREEDOM IS NOW GONE!'
Tundra sensed danger, and let go of the light…
Just before a blade cut into it.
"You chose to fight when I am not looking like a coward?" Tundra asked as she landed on the ground.
"Well, you are toting handguns, so why would I get in range?" Naruto asked as he swung his sword at Tundra.
Tundra blocked it with one of her guns, pushing it aside while pointing her other gun in Naruto's face.
"Vae Victis…" She stated as she cocked the hammer. "Woe to the Vanquished."
Naruto backflipped, kicking Tundra's hand upward, firing it into the ceiling.
Landing on all fours, Naruto lunged forward, headbutting Tundra in the chest.
Spit and stomach acid entered Tundra's mouth as she went flying, hitting the wall.
"Fuck, what are your boobs made of?" Naruto asked as he held his aching head, grabbing his sword.
"HEY, YOU FUCKTARD!" Tundra shouted as she grabbed her gun. "I PAID A LOT OF MONEY FOR THESE!"
Naruto swung his sword as the bullet came out of the muzzle, cutting it in half.
"Holy shit did that just…" Tundra started to ask before Naruto's fist punched her in the fist, loosening many of her teeth.
"How's my fist taste, you cunt!" Naruto demanded as he punched Tundra multiple times with his left hand before swinging.
A bullet hit the flat of the blade, making Naruto swing into the ground.
"Fuck, that is a Blessed Sword?" Tundra said in shock as she noticed the smallest amount of holy power in the blade's edge as it sank into the ground.
"Fuck, it's stuck…" Naruto said as he tried pulling it out, releasing it to avoid a bullet. 'Okay, what did Mill and Tex say about fighting a gun using opponent?'
Flashback…
"Naruto," Vortex said as he stood over an exhausted Naruto. "If you are fighting an opponent that uses guns, you have to close the distance and get in close. Most gun users lack hand to hand skills."
Different flashback…
"What Vortex said is true dear," Millie said as she and Naruto where swinging swords together in unison. "But you need a way of defending yourself while being shot at."
Millie disengaged her swinging to look her son in the eye.
"If you are in that situation, you need to use what is around you as cover."
End Flashback…
Naruto looked around.
'I'm in a hallway…' Naruto said as he jumped back to avoid being shot, turning the corner. 'And there are many doors…'
Taking a 'leap of faith', Naruto re-entered the hall and broke into the closest door.
"What is he up too?" Tundra asked as she ceased firing, reloading before she grabbed Naruto's sword. "Hm… nice sword."
She tapped her shoulder with it as she neared the door, gun in the opposite hand.
"It's so nice and polished, I guess Loona is good for something, right?" Tundra taunted as she neared the door.
She got no response.
"Loona and I went to school together, you know." Tundra continued as she prepared her attack. "I would bully her and bully her. Seeing her break was the best part in all of…"
Naruto burst through the wall, head bleeding from going head first.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" He screamed as he grabbed his sword, while Tundra was still holding it, and struck her with the back of the blade right in the head.
Dazed, Tundra dropped her gun and released the sword, stumbling backwards.
Naruto grabbed one of Tundra's horns and violently swing her into the wall before he did it again, but mid-swing the horn broke, sending Tundra down the hall.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Tundra screamed as she hit the floor, grasping the stub where her now broken horn was, feeling blood leaking between her fingers. "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Naruto dropped the horn and gripped his sword with both hands.
"DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MOTHER!" Naruto bellowed as he closed the difference.
However, Tundra pulled out another gun, stopping Naruto in his tracks… which was three feet away from her.
"Stalemate, you Furry-Fuck…" Tundra gasped, breathing heavily while holding her head.
"Guess you are right…" Naruto replied in exhaustion.
It was a quiet moment, neither moving.
Tundra's eyes widened in focus as she pulled the trigger.
Said gun clicked…
"Shit! Empty." Tundra growled as she reloaded.
Naruto brought his sword down.
"VAE VICTIS." He shouted back to her, ready to kill her.
Tundra pressed herself up with her hands, spinning herself with her arm strength alone, kicking Naruto's foot out from under him.
"Jokes on you, but I like being on top." She said as she kicked him in the side, forcing Naruto to his knees before she kicked him in the jaw, sending him backwards onto the floor.
Pouncing on top of the hound, Tundra pressed her gun into Naruto's face.
"Any last words, sweetheart?" Tundra asked as she saw Naruto's ears twitch, a face of confusion as he took several deep tired breathes.
His lips curled into a smile.
"Yeah," he gasped out. "Your left titty is bigger than your right, like Mrs. Garrison from South Park."
A vein bulged on Tundra's forehead.
But it popped when a handcuff hit her head, sending her off of Naruto as the chain was pulled back.
"That chest is my spot, get off of it, you bitch." Loona said as she caught the chain.
"Thanks for the save, babe." Naruto thanked as he rolled over and got up.
"Anytime, hot stuff." Loona said as her tail smacked Naruto on his ass.
"Hey!" Naruto said in embarrassment, Loona smirking as Tundra got up.
Naruto looked at Loona, seeing her again after several hours of being worried, and he got aroused.
"Naruto, your boner is showing." Loona said with pink dusting her cheeks.
"Yeah, because he is happy to see you." Naruto said as he wrapped his arm around her, holding his sword in his left hand as he pulled Loona in and kissed her with heavy passion.
Tundra watched as she gained more tick marks, nearly breaking her guns with her bare hands.
"I was so fucking close you cunts!" She growled, eyes becoming blood shot and tear filled, making Naruto and Loona separate. "Just… JUST one or Two more women… and she would have let me go!"
"Save your excuses, Tundra," Loona said as she swung the chain like a pro. "We don't need them."
Tundra just stared, gasping as she prepared herself.
"She won't let you go… vengeance is something she is good at…" Tundra stated in angered fear.
"Who is…"
"Enough!" Loona shouted as she whipped the chain.
Tundra dodged under, running forward with the intent to kill.
"NO, YOU FUCKING DON'T!"
Tundra blocked a slash, sacrificing one of her firearms to divert Naruto's sword.
"OUT OF MY WAY!" Tundra screamed as she blindly shot at him, hitting Naruto in the thigh.
Loona yanked the chain back, the cuffs hitting Tundra in the back of the head, tripping her forward to Loona's feet.
"LOONEY!"
Loona looked up to see Blitz, his eyes full of rage before being replaced with joy.
"Bli…"
*BANG*
Blitz's eyes widened as a hole in his right side geysered blood like a pinata dropping candy.
Loona's eyes widened as Blitz fell.
"BOSS!" Naruto shouted, forcing himself to move, catching Blitz, applying pressure to his gun wound.
"I guess I got him…" Tundra chuckled. "Since I am already dead… I'm taking…"
Loona's leg lifted up and crushed Tundra's spine.
A high-pitched scream ripped from Tundra's throat as her vertebrae powdered into bone dust.
"YOU HALF-N-HALF BITCH!" Loona screamed as an intense blood lust drenched the hallway.
Tundra felt herself freeze before she relaxed, her body going numb from adrenaline and to keep her sanity from the amount of pain she was going through.
Loona lifted her up, slamming her into a wall.
"Beware…" Tundra choked out as Loona impaled her claws into Tundra's stomach. "Be-beware… The Ma… Madam…"
Tundra could feel her end come.
'At least…' She thought as the world went silent. 'I am free.'
Loona tossed Tundra's broken body aside, running to Blitz and Naruto.
"BLITZ!" Loona screamed as she kneeled to look at her foster-father.
"Don't worry Looney…" Blitz laughed as he winced in mass amounts of pain. "It's just… JUST…" He flinched in pain, biting his lip. "Flesh wound…"
That last part was high pitched.
"Idiot…" Loona gasped out.
"Loona, apply pressure, I know someone who can help." Naruto said as his white furred hands were stained in blood.
Loona's hands took his place allowing Naruto to make his call.
"Hello?"
"Octavia, it's Naruto." Naruto said in a slightly nervous and VERY panicked tone. "We need your help…"
Forty Minutes Later…
Blitz was laughing like a drunk as he lay in a bed, his wounds dressed and cleaned with bandages as he had an IV in his arm.
"Thank you, Naruto, Loona, for calling when you did." Stolas thanked as Naruto and Loona were getting checked out, Naruto being patched up from his own gun wound.
"AnyTIME!" Naruto yipped in pain, fur standing on end.
"Whatever." Octavia said in irritation.
When she saw Naruto's name on her phone, she had hoped he had wanted to talk about music, but it turned out to be this.
"Octavia, I am sorry…" Naruto apologized for the umpteenth time. "It was an emergency…"
Octavia didn't sigh, but close her eyes.
"Alright, alright, no need for that anymore." She said as she opened her eyes. "I am… glad you called us."
"Yeah, because if we called Verosika…" Loona said with a playful smirk, glancing at Naruto. "Blitz would have… blown his head off…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"What?"
"Not funny, sweetie." Stolas said with a disapproving look before he left to be with Blitz.
"Yeah, sort of fucked up when your dad could have… died…" Naruto said as it dawned on him that it WAS Hell and Loona's coping habits were different than his own.
"Moving on, how do you expect to pay me back for our hospitality?" Octavia said as she sat down across the lovers.
"Uh… what do you want?" Naruto asked nervously.
Octavia smirked maliciously.
"Well…"
Twenty Minutes Later…
"I love it!" Octavia shouted as she walked out of Stylish Occult with a new taxidermy bear.
"God damn it." Naruto wept as moths flew out of his wallet.
"Don't worry, babe," Loona said as she playfully elbowed him. "Verosika can pay for the next date."
"Huh, I just realized something." Octavia said as they left the store.
"What?" Naruto asked curiously, his head tilting adorably with his ears following gravity.
Loona snapped a pic.
"Did you ever learn why Loona was abducted?" Octavia pointed out.
Loona and Naruto's eyes widened in realization.
"N-no…"
Former Net-Chix HQ…
"I'M BACK!" Stark shouted as he entered the facility, not noticing the damage.
"Sir…" One employee said squeamishly.
"What?" Stark said nonchalantly before he looked around, taking in the damage. "Woah… hey, what happened?"
"Well… you see…"
Ten Minutes Later…
"Tsk, tsk, tsk…" Stark said as he looked at Tundra's body, stripped naked within the Incinerator Room. "I was sad when I heard you failed… I am gonna miss you." He caressed her cheek, brushing some hair out of the way. "You gave the best head."
Stark teared up, fondling Tundra's breasts as he did.
Sighing, Stark threw Tundra's body into an incinerator, walking away with a boner.
"Fuck, the boss isn't gonna like this news." Stark grumbled as he pulled out his phone.
Punching in the number, Stark shuddered, his tail firmly between his legs.
'Wow, return of the Fear Boner…' Stark thought as his phone rang.
*Click*
"Hello~" an incredibly sensual voice said on the other side.
"Hello, Lady Kurama, it's…" Stark swallowed the lump in his throat.
"Stark, how have you been? How is the tranny?"
"Well, that is the problem…"
"Problem?"
"Yes… you see…"
Stark explained what had happened.
"…"
"…"
"… I fucked up?"
"Yes, you did."
"So, I am guessing…"
"No reward sex for a month."
His boss hung up the phone.
"GOD DAMN IT!" Stark shouted like Kirk shouting for Khan.
Chapter 34, DONE!
Mini-Arc is over… for now.
Tundra wasn't an easy character to write for, but I feel that giving her this will at least help set up something better.
Well, I hope you all enjoyed the chapter.
If you did, please leave a review. If you disliked, leave a review anyway as it does help me become a better writer.