Original Posted On May 15, 2023
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Garnetio Solozari: Note taken. Yeah, Naruto is FAR from her level. Kurama was recently crowned a Maquis demon, so… yeah, not even close.
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= To be Determined
Chapter 43: Objects of Fun
Fox's Den…
"Thank you, Melani." Kurama said as she sat at her desk, feet kicked up onto the desk, talking to her informant with the profile on Naruto in hand. "I still can't believe they just… HAD this lying around."
Melani snickered with a big grin.
She was a Gecko sinner, and wore very little when it comes to clothing.
Easy tear off jeans with a crop top over her breasts with a large western cowboy hat.
Her skin, as a gecko, was covered in slightly shiny/rough scales, each one capable of natural camouflage.
On her back was a loaded sniper rifle that was obviously used and beloved with how well it was taken care of. On the front of her left shoulder was an army knife.
"It was all in a day's work, especially with my magic helping me out." Melani stated with a Texan accent as she reached onto Kurama's desk, grabbing a stack of cash. "Pleasure doing business, Madam."
"Do stay nearby, I might have use for your skills in the next few days." Kurama asked, knowing Melani lived where work was provided.
"Of course, Madam." Melani replied politely, counting her money.
"Enjoy some sex and food before you leave, I insist." Kurama said as she snapped her fingers.
Tamamo scurried into the room, bowing to Melani.
"F-Follow me…" She stuttered, offering her hand.
"Nah, I am not into… this…" Melani said as she put her cash away. "But I'll take up the offer for food."
Tamamo lead Melani downstairs as Kurama opened the file.
'Now, I will learn EVERYTHING about you, Naruto~' She thought as she slowly ingested the knowledge.
Skip, Three Hours Later, Evening…
"No, Naruto, you can't sing on stage quite yet." Flare told Naruto again for the umpteenth time.
"But, Flare…"
"Ahem…" Flare interrupted, glaring at the young hound.
"Y-yes sir." Naruto said in defeat as he walked over to a messy table for the last few minutes of work.
It was evening, and the evening crowd was coming in.
Naruto worked mid-morning to afternoon shift, so from eight AM to five PM.
Stacking the dishes and giving the table a good wipe, Naruto headed to the kitchen, walking through the double doors.
The kitchen was a noisy affair, many cooks, Vortex being among them, were busy talking about orders.
"So?" Jayjay asked when she walked up behind Naruto, the two putting the dirty dishes near the sink and organized them for the dishwasher.
"He said no." Naruto pouted, his ears flat as they walked away. "Like, what do I have to do to get up on stage? What did you do to get permission?"
Jayjay put her finger to her lip, eyes upward toward the ceiling in thought.
"I don't really know." She admitted as she and Naruto headed toward the time clock. "Flare just had me help around the restaurant before he just pulled me up on stage and we sang a song together."
The duo headed toward the time clock, punching out for the day.
"Wanna get something to eat before you go home?" Jayjay asked as they entered the breakroom. "My treat?"
"Fine." Naruto said as he changed out of his uniform, Jayjay entering the changing room.
Wearing cargo shorts and a Godzilla shirt, Naruto waited for Jayjay to change.
"Alright, let's go eat." Jayjay said as she exited the booth, wearing jean-shorts with amber leggings, a loose purple shirt that had a yellow spark on the back.
The duo entered the restaurant area, where the crowd had increased while they were gone.
"Hey, babe, taking Naruto home?" Vortex called out as he exited the kitchen with an order of food.
"Not yet, we are gonna get some food." She replied to her beloved as Naruto sat down near the stage.
"Alright, let me finish this then I'll get your order." Vortex said, kissing his girl on the cheek before briskly walking off.
"Aw, he makes me feel like the center of the world."
"Za Warudo." Naruto chuckled.
His excitement doubled at the confused look on Jayjay's face, her head tilted to the side.
"Za… Warldo?" she asked in confusion.
"Don't worry about it." Naruto said as Vortex appeared.
Meanwhile, Fox's Den…
Kurama sat at her desk, moaning.
Her hand was firmly at her crotch, fingers snugly in her snatch as she read Naruto's file.
Specifically… Naruto's first time with Verosika.
"… unholy fuck this kid is amazing…" She shakily moaned as she read it. "He is fucking not only another Lycan… but VEROSIKA MAYDAY…"
Fingering herself harder, Kurama neared her climax…
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
"What?" Kurama demanded, her face twitching in irritation as she pulled her hand away from her yearning pussy.
Tamamo entered, holding many paper reports in her arms as she entered her mother's office/room.
"I have the documents…"
"Put them on my desk and kneel before me, Tamamo."
This was NOT a suggestion.
It was an order.
"Y-y-yes madam." Tamamo shakily replied, knowing what her mother wanted.
Placing the documents neatly on the desk, she walked over to the front of Kurama's swivel chair, and knelt.
Undoing her kimono a bit more, allowing the sleeves to fall off of her shoulders to reveal her breasts, Kurama spread her moist cavern to Tamamo.
Without uttering a word, Tamamo leaned down.
Meanwhile, Paw Print Paradise…
"Hmm…" Jayjay sighed with a happy grin, her tail wagging as she chewed her steak with giddy glee.
"Is that the sound you make when Tex penetrate…" Naruto was cut off by a swift kick to his shin under the table.
"Hey." Jayjay said with a scowl. "Don't do that, it's disrespectful."
"Sorry…" Naruto winced as the current singer ended their song.
Jayjay had ordered a beer and juicy steak while Naruto ordered a cheeseburger and fries.
"You better be." Jayjay said as she finished her steak, pounding her beer down like a champ with a loud 'AH'. "Can I get a refill?"
A coworker heard her request and took the glass.
"I'm gonna sing." Jayjay said as she stood up, turning to Naruto. "Watch my beer."
Naruto rolled his eyes, nursing his aching shin as Jayjay's refill arrived.
Jayjay made her way toward the stage.
Naruto watched with a quirked eyebrow with how much praise and cheering Jayjay got when she got on stage, walking over to the music machine, punching in a few letters and selecting a song.
Jayjay took the microphone that had a remote built into it for the machine, the crowd went silent.
"Ah-ha…" She said into the mic, testing it. "Evening, everyone~ I hope everyone is having fun tonight?"
The crowd gave a loud reception to this question, making her smile.
"Well, I hope I can make it better, because…" Jayjay said, making a seductive/cute pose. "We girls just wanna have fun."
Jayjay pushed 'Play' on the mic.
*Cyndi Lauper: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun*
The classic beat of the song started, Jayjay swaying her hips to the beat, her hair covering one of her eyes.
"~… I come home, in the mornin' light
My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh momma dear, we're not the fortunate ones
And girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun~"
Jayjay smiled, moving around the stage with sensual, perfect movements, not missing a beat as she bounced on the balls of her feet.
"~… The phone rings, in the middle of the night
My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?"
Oh daddy dear, you know you're still number one
But girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have~"
Naruto reached for his drink, not taking his eyes off of Jayjay.
"~… That's all they really want
Some fun
When the workin' day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun (girls, they want)
(Wanna have fun, girls)
(Wanna have)~"
Naruto took a deep drink, eyes widening and blanking when he didn't taste his soda, but a thick drought beer that slid down his throat before he spat out what was in his mouth.
"~… Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest o' the world
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have~"
Naruto felt his body react to the alcohol, and he started to smile stupidly. Feeling good.
"~… That's all they really want
Is some fun
When the workin' day is done
Oh girls, they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun (girls, they want)
(Wanna have fun, girls)
(Wanna have)~"
Naruto cheered, standing up and 'Wooing'.
"~… They just want, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh girls, girls just wanna have fun
(Just want, they just wanna)
They just wanna, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh girls, girls just wanna have fun~"
Naruto's vision started to blur slightly, his tail wagging as Jayjay continued to pump up the crowd, sticking the mic out toward the demons.
"~… When the workin'
When the workin' day is done
Oh, when the workin' day is done
Oh, girls, girls just wanna have fun
Everybody
Huh, huh~"
Naruto started to walk toward the stage, leaving the table and the food.
"~… They just want, they just wanna (girls)
They just want, they just wanna (girls just wanna have fun)
Oh, girls, girls just wanna have fun
(They just wanna, they just wanna) when the workin'
When the working day is done (they just want, they just wanna)
Oh, when the working day is done (girls, girls just wanna have fun)
Oh girls, girls just wanna have fun~"
Jayjay did a spin as the music ended, doing an arm flourish as she posed, arms upward.
The crowd cheered, the spot light's spinning around Jayjay as Naruto drunkenly climbed on stage, ignoring the stairs.
"NARUTO!" Flare shouted from the second floor, having been serving some customers.
"Naruto…" Jayjay said in concern when she saw his face. "Did you… are you drunk?"
"…hn… hn… N-no…" Naruto said, eyes looking to the right, avoiding her gaze. "Any… anyway… I wanna sing…"
"Naruto this isn't…"
Jayjay stopped mid-sentence, biting her lip to resist.
Naruto's ears had drooped, his eyes becoming big and sad with a quivering lip.
'No… resist… resist…' Jayjay thought as her body desperately wanted to hand the mic over to Naruto.
An apple hit Naruto in the head, tipping him over.
"GET OFF THE STAGE!"
"LEAVE JAYJAY ALONE, CREEP!"
"SOMEONE KICK HIS ASS!"
Jayjay started to panic.
"Wait, please…" She started to say, before Naruto shot up, the mic in his hands.
"AHAHA!" He said in victory.
Jayjay sighed, feeling the migraine she would receive later from Flare.
'Well, it takes a village.' She thought as she turned to the drunk Naruto. "What song do you wanna sing?"
Naruto giggled as he whispered it.
Fox's Den…
"… After that, we need more condoms for our sex workers." A succubus worker named Miyabi informed Kurama.
Miyabi purposely ignored the fox child currently eating out her boss.
"Well…" Kurama said in a shaky voice, signing the paperwork. "I believe this will cover that…"
"Thank you, Madam." Miyabi said, glimpsing Kurama's breast as they turned to leave.
"Wait…" Kurama ordered, her face contorting into a dopey look.
"Yes?" Miyabi asked as she faced her boss.
"Throw me the vibrator egg in my dresser." Kurama ordered, weakly pointing toward said object.
Meanwhile, Paw Print Paradise…
Naruto swayed back and forth, eyes glossy as he was getting shouts and demands to get off the stage as Jayjay punched in the song.
The song started, whimsical and playful, throwing the crowd for a loop since most of the crowd were Hellborn.
*Ninja Sex Party: Objects of Desire*
Jayjay pulled out her phone to record Naruto as he swayed to the music, stepping off of the stage… more like dropping off before he got up.
"~Since I moved into your place
One year ago today
Our relationship has deepened
In a spiritual way~"
Naruto walked through the crowd, spinning to face Jayjay, not really noticing the phone recording him.
"~As time swept gently forward
And winters turned to spring
I know you so much better
'Cause I've fucked all your things~"
The crowd had a mixed reaction. Many laughed, many quirked eyebrows, many disliked it as Naruto wove himself through the crowd, the spotlight following him.
"~I put my package in your mailbox
Made love to all your chairs
Dropped a load inside your washer
I went down on all your stairs~"
Naruto sluggishly looked at random people, saying each object he fucked while looking at a new person, making uncomfortable eye contact.
"~I took your cabinets from the front, and
Your sofa from behind
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes
And then we sixty-nined~"
The crowd started laughing.
"~Thanks in advance for
Not judging me, or
This aspect of my soul
When I dick-smash all of your belongings
Is when I'm finally whole~"
Naruto stood straight up, walking through the crowd, sitting in an empty chair as the ballad of the song took place.
He felt great.
A little foggy, but amazing.
He shot up, mic to his mouth.
"~I boned your couches and your telephone
And all your scented candles
And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle
I had sex with your whole kitchen
With no boundaries or limits
And your lamp was looking so good
That you know I had to hit it~"
Flare watched the crowd's reactions carefully.
'He seems to be liked… now at least.' Flare thought as he shook his head as his employee sang.
"~Your wallet and your toothbrush
And your jacket and your red hat
Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush?
Just forget I ever said that~"
Naruto made it to the wall, turning around to see the stage, making his way back.
"~And your carpet and your furniture
Your windows and the curtains
And I licked your stamp collection
I dicked your floor for certain~"
Naruto pulled a random woman from her chair, holding her lovingly as he looked her in the eyes as he dipped her
"~I'm glad I got this off my chest
My soul has taken flight~"
Naruto pulled out of the dip, spinning the woman back into her chair, turning on his heel to face Jayjay, who was still recording him.
"~Don't slam the door on your way out, darling
Because I'm slamming it tonight~"
Naruto… collapsed, snoring as his drunk mind and body couldn't hold itself any longer.
And the crowd cheered loudly.
Fox's Den…
"Yes… YES!" Kurama moaned loudly as she palmed her breasts, pinching her nipples while her right leg pulling Tamamo in deeper.
Tamamo felt a gush of sexual fluids hit her tongue and face, coating the sex egg vibrator within Kurama's vaginal canal.
Kurama twitched, eyes glossed over as her leg and body went limp, allowing Tamamo to wiggle out from her grasp.
It was all for naught as Kurama's tails wrapped around her, and pulled her into Kurama's lap.
"You did so well…" She lulled as she enjoyed the aftershocks, the egg vibrator being turned off.
She caressed Tamamo's cheek with her own.
"You've earned a good night sleep." She said, squeezing Tamamo before releasing her. "Go shower and go to bed. But before that…"
Kurama grabbed Naruto's file.
"Send Stark in here."
Tamamo nodded, bowing before taking her leave, readjusting her outfit as she left.
Meanwhile…
Naruto groaned with a headache as he sat in Jayjay's car, a cup of water in his hand.
"I could fire you for this stunt, you know this?" Flare said as he stood outside the door, which had the window open.
Naruto nodded weakly, sipping some water.
"Well, I won't." Flare continued as he pulled out a stack of money from tips. "Because you earned your singing gig."
Naruto weakly gave a thumbs up, which was shaky at best.
"Thanks for watching him while I was using the bathroom, Flare, but I gotta get him home." Jayjay said as she approached the car.
"Anytime, my dear, stay safe." Flare said as Jayjay got behind the wheel, the engine roaring to life when she turned the key.
Naruto whimpered at the sound of the engine hurting his sensitive hearing.
"Turn it down…" He whimpered.
Jayjay sighed.
"Can't do that buddy." She said apologetically.
The drive was quiet, Naruto pulling out his phone, playing the video Jayjay had recorded.
'Loona and Verosika will love this…' he thought as he saved it to his photo app.
He sent it to Loona and Verosika.
'Oh, I gotta hear it again.' Naruto thought as he sat up, opening his app and tapping on the previous photo. 'That isn't right…'
The phone slipped through his fingers… and was caught by Jayjay.
"That was close." She said with a laugh as they came to a stop light. "You nearly dropped… your phone…"
Naruto just stared forward, waiting for the light to turn green.
…
…
…
It turned green.
…
…
…
And Jayjay didn't move the car.
"Sis…" naruto said as he turned his head to see what was going on.
Jayjay was staring at his phone.
Intensely.
"Naruto…" She said in a dark, angered tone Naruto NEVER heard from her before, making his fur stand on edge. "Where did you get this picture…"
Naruto looked at the picture.
"It was taken while I was at the party with Octavia's family…" Naruto replied, wiping his eye. "Why…"
Jayjay tightened her grip on the wheel, ignoring the cars honking behind her.
"Because I never would have thought in a million years, you'd find him…" She said angrily before saying the name of the person in the photo that was bothering her.
Naruto's eyes widened, his mind focusing as if the drunkenness was zapped out of him.
"Are you sure?" He asked worriedly.
"Of course, I'd never forget the face of my rapist."
Fox's Den…
"Yes, Madam?" Stark said as he entered Kurama's office, white powder coating his nose and upper lip.
His eyes were wide and his small movements quick and erratic.
Kurama, whose skin and hair glistened with sex sweat, couldn't help but smile as she smoked.
"Well," She said as she exhaled the smoke, using her kiseru pipe to point at a specific page in the file. "It seems you might be hunted if you aren't careful…"
Stark leaned over the desk and looked at the page.
"Because you did something horrible to Naruto's close friend…" Kurama took a hit of her pipe, before speaking with smoke exiting her mouth and nose. "Ryan Slater."
"That's me…" Stark said in his coked-out mind, earning a sigh from his boss.
Chapter 43, DONE!
The Bomb has been dropped.
New art.
If you liked, review. I need the critiques to become better.
Night.