Original Posted On July 18, 2023
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Review Response:
Nathair1: I think everyone is on Octavia's side. It's my favorite song from Phantom of the Paradise. Well, yeah, of course Starks an idiot. Well, he is a mob boss, so he has some connections. Well, Melani IS doing her job… the one Kurama hired her to do.
Jebest4781: I didn't like the new episode for a while, but as I thought about it, I feel it is basically what Blitz did to Barbie that caused the rift, but except where Moxxie made it up to Millie, Blitz never did and this fractured his relationship with Barbie. Also, I really did not like Moxxie during the episode. It works for the connection, and deepens the relationship of M&M, but I didn't enjoy anything with M&M.
Narufan123: I'm Glad I can make your day. I'm touched.
ShadowBloodgedge3936: I know, everyone is ready for the grudge match.
Hellhammer: Nice music recommendations.
Dktv9: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!
Bednarczykmiki: Yeah, of course its gonna be a fight.
StrongGuy150: Thank you.
Nicholas: Hm…
Gamelover41592: You will enjoy this chapter.
Ice: I love the idea for their dad. I might use it later on.
MichaelTheFox: Place your god damn bets.
The Lord of Feredon: … I am confused. You like the fact I update regularly?
Animecollecter: That, and I wanted to focus on the other characters, like, I feel it pays off in this chapter. I love the River analogy.
Reggad the Knife: I fucking LOVE this idea.
YooHoo: MILLIE, MILLIE, MILLIE, MILLIE, MILLIE…
MEATBICYCLE: Writing has had its ups and downs, some chapters could have been better, example: Chapter 8.
DaftMerc39: Learning to fence will help Naruto's foot work, I took fencing for a while, and it is important. Everyone LOVES the Fox's Den scenes, as everyone agrees, Stark is an idiot.
Palidin117: Queen Bee was in chapter 48. So, yes, she will be reintroduced into the story later on.
Mask: You know, an alligator pit sounds good for gambling at the Fox's Den.
Greeb: Thank you for the ideas.
Itchy: About Jayjay's brother… yeah… no.
Lao: I like it.
Helck: No I haven't, but I do play games and get ideas… you're about to see them.
The Mask: LOL, Nice!
Spirit: I could do that.
StarDustDragonknight: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 51: How a Spartan is Made
Limousine…
Crimson smoked his cigar as Tamamo stared blankly outside the window, both sitting in the back of the limo on their way to the Arms Dealer.
Arnold the Armadillo bouncer of Fox's Den was driving them to the dealer.
Filling the rest of the Limo was Crimson's men, all armed with guns, even Crimson (His hidden Dagger and Gun) while Tamamo had her twin Katanas beside her, which gently rattled against each other due to the movement of the limo.
"Makano…"
"Tamamo."
"Whatever…" Crimson rolled his eyes, tapping his cigar ash into the ash tray. "I noticed something while talking to Kurama, I would like an answer."
"I'll answer to the best of my abilities…" Tamamo dully responded, not looking away from the window, a distant stare in her uncaring eyes.
Crimson gathered himself.
"Your mother's body was covered in scars…" Crimson stated calmly, looking ahead through the windshield.
"Mother isn't the original owner of Fox's Den." Tamamo stated, leaning into her hand with her chin, still looking out the window. "It was built by an ancestor who lived during the time of Lucifer's Fall."
"That isn't…"
"Ownership was passed down from father to son, mother to daughter… One of them was in a relationship with Ozzie at one point before dying in a Purge." Tamamo interrupted, her voice not showing any fear or concern for this. "Eventually, my grandparents got the brothel, and had mother."
Tamamo's eyes averted from the window to the windshield, looking straight ahead.
"Mother had all she needed… and wanted…" Tamamo said in a more emotional tone, becoming cold and… resentful. "Nana and Papa were typical demons, loving their positions as Nobles in Lucifer's court…" Tamamo chuckled. "Nobles… As if they have any REAL power. A useless title, only the Ars Goetia, the Sins, and Lucifer's family are nobility, its why when Loin died, no one cared…"
Realizing she got of point, Tamamo shook her head.
"Anyway, after Nana and Papa died, Mother took over, and she dedicated herself to getting stronger, to EARN the respect… and fear… she has." Tamamo explained, glancing at Crimson, making sure to look him in the eyes. "The majority of her scars are from training and from demons who 'Couldn't believe a woman could do what was needed'… Of course, she proved them wrong."
"And what of the scars on her hips?" one of Crimson's men asked, specifically one who was with Crimson earlier to see Kurama's absurd costume that showed off her bare hips.
"Sex." Tamamo replied bluntly. "Mother loves fucking, so after so many years of Doggy Style…" Tamamo 'Grabbed' Air and made a humping motion with her hips. "The scars appeared from being grabbed by men and women."
"Tamamo…" Arnold said as he started to pull over. "We are here."
Tamamo nodded.
"That was until she met my father…" Tamamo said as they prepared to exit the car. "His death drove the Madam to attempt suicide while pregnant, thus the scars on her inner thighs."
Crimson's eyebrow quirked as he cupped his chin in thought.
'I must find out who this… 'Father' is, it too could come in handy.' He thought as he prepared to get out of the limo.
The limo came to a stop, Tamamo grabbing her swords as everyone filed out of the limo, Arnold stepping beside her.
"Alright gentlemen, listen up." Tamamo announced in a commanding tone, putting her swords at her side. "This is not a picnic, we are buying weapons. Be respectful of the dealer, he is known for his volatile temper. DO NOT do ANYTHING to anger him…" Tamamo's thumb pushed one sword up and partially out of its sheathe. "Or there WILL be consequences."
The sharks nodded in understanding.
Crimson smirked.
'She might come off as distant and timid at points…' he thought as he smoked, starting to follow Tamamo and Arnold toward the building. 'But she has her mother's authority. She could be a worthy asset.'
Arnold held the door open for Tamamo and Crimson, entering after them allowing the rest of the men to wait outside.
"Hi-ho…"
"Kermit." Tamamo said as she greeted the Muppet.
"Oh, it's Lil' Tama." Kermit said as he put his banjo down, putting his hands on the desk. "How can I help you today? Oh, you have friends?"
He looked beyond the tiny fox and the giant armadillo toward the sharks and Crimson… who was confused and livid.
'This is the arms dealer?' He thought, his cigar falling out of his mouth and onto the floor.
"Just the usual," Tamamo said as she removed a… THICC stack of money, placing it on the table, scooting it forward. "And some extra…"
Tamamo put a large bag of weed on the table.
"Alrighty, I can help all of you…" Kermit said, his arm wrapping around the cash and weed, pulling it toward himself like a gambler who won the entire pot. "Now, what are all of you looking for~"
To say he made bank was an understatement… and he could not wait to tell his Naruto how he made this bank.
Meanwhile, Ars Goetia Castle…
"HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU QUIVERING BASTARD!" Stella screamed, throwing another item at Stolas.
Both had returned to normal in the morning, thank to the Re-Aging potion, and had a very… BIG surprise.
"Well, our last session…"
"WHERE I DID EVERYTHING!" Stella continued to scream, tossing one of Stolas's potted plants at him, forcing him to use magic to catch it.
It was a rare plant, thus he needed to keep it safe.
Octavia silently ate her breakfast, sighing.
"HOW DARE YOU GET ME PREGANT!"
Octavia spat out her cereal.
"YOU'RE WHA?"
"Ladies, please…" Stolas stated in irritation, tired of all the yelling.
"NO!"
Meanwhile…
They got out, with Verosika popping the trunk open.
The moment it finished opening, they heard an irritated groan.
"FINALLY!" a familiar voice growled. "I've been waiting for you for days."
Millie's eyes narrowed as she turned toward the house, looking on the roof to see…
Melani.
"You." She said, scowling.
"What about me?" Melani asked as she flipped the imp off before turning her attention to Naruto. "You, pretty hound, are coming with me. My boss wants you, and ordered me to bring you to her."
Millie, without breaking eye contact, grabbed her axe from the trunk.
"Naruto, Mox." Millie grumbled, taking steps toward the house. "This one is mine…"
"But, mom…" Naruto said, grabbing his sword, wrapping the belt around his waist as Moxxie grabbed a backpack, pulling out a gun.
"Yeah, Millie, you can't…"
Millie swung her axe outward, stopping it before her husband and son, cutting off their sentences.
Flashback…
Moxxie took the shot, blowing out Melani's front tire.
However, instead of flying forward on her face, Melani jumped off, using the bike's momentum to close the remaining distance, stabbing her knife into the trunk to 'grip' the car before allowing her natural gecko setae on her hands and feet to let her cling to the moving vehicle.
"Keep driving!" Millie said as she climbed through the window, axe in hand as she got on the roof. "Bring it, BITCH!"
"Just give me the hound, and we can save the bloodshed." Melani emphasized as she pulls her knife out of the trunk.
She shuffled around the roof of the car, feeling the strong air forces pushing against her as she and Millie faced off.
Daring each other to make the first move.
Skip…
The G-forces swept Millie off the car.
"SHIT!"
Her axe hooked the trunk, with Millie sliding down the handle before she stopped at the last possible moment.
Skip…
Verosika… hit the brakes.
Millie and Melani went flying.
Within mid-air, Melani grabbed her rifle, and shot both of Verosika's front tires out.
Melani hit the ground, rolling before skidding to a halt, getting to her knees with her rifle ready to use.
Millie, on the other hand, hit the back of another car, which sent her into the road, her head being cut open.
End Flashback…
The spot where her head was cut open pulsated… it ached.
An intense itching sensation spread through the small scar.
It DEMANDED vengeance.
"I. GOT. IT." Millie stated as she didn't break eye contact from Melani.
Naruto and Moxxie didn't fight as Millie walked toward Melani.
"Verosika, get out of here!" Naruto yelled in a panic. "And get a doctor!"
"Alright, I'll do that!" Verosika said without argument, and knowing that this fight would not be easy, and knew a doctor was a good idea.
"Looky here, Imp." Melani stated, hand on hip as Verosika drove off. "I ain't here for either you OR your Dumpy Husband."
She pointed right at Naruto, eyes narrow.
*Insert Battle Music of Choice*
"I am ONLY here for the Mutt, so give him to me, and I won't HAVE to hurt…"
Melani's back arched backward, her feet pushing back as Millie's axe touched the VERY tip of her nostrils.
"Hey, bitch, I was talking!" Melani screamed, drawing her knife and swinging into Millie's follow up attack, stopping it enough for her to grab the handle of the axe, and disengage her blade to stab at Millie.
Millie released the axe, jumping upward to avoid the knife strike, but miscalculated her body placement, leaving her forearm open for a nice slice across it.
Landing behind Melani, Millie gripped dirt, and ran toward the Gecko.
Melani flipped the axe to use it, pivoting on her heel, using the axe as a stabilizer for her kick.
"MOM!" Naruto shouted as he watched Millie get a leg to her head.
Only for Millie to throw the dirt in Melani's eyes.
"Wha… YOU BITCH!" Melani hollered as her reptilian eyes were blinded, causing her to release her knife and the axe, hands to her face.
Millie staggered on her feet.
The blow to her head rattled her.
'Fuck…' She thought, her brain feeling like someone had been man handling it. 'I need to…'
Millie collapsed, hands frantically grabbing, and failing, to find her weapon as the world spun.
Melani growled as she got the dirt out of her eyes, able to see clearly.
"You are dead…" She stated, grabbing her gun, taking aim…
Only for it to be shot and broken.
"WHAT!" Melani shouted, whipping around to see who damaged her rifle.
ONLY to see Naruto closing the distance, sword in hand.
His sword's edge was glowing white.
'Oh, shit is that Holy magic?' Melani thought in a panic.
With the distance closed, Melani swung her damaged rifle into Naruto's sword, embedding the blade into the metal.
Pivoting, Melani twisted the sword into an awkward angle, loosening Naruto's grip.
Going to yank it out of his grip, Melani was surprised Naruto released the sword of his own volition and punched her in the chest.
"GAAAAAAA!"
It felt like her ribs were about to cave in from the force of Naruto's punch.
With all air out of her lungs, Melani clutched her torso, the broken gun and sword on the ground.
Naruto spun, his tail whipping Melani's legs out from under her.
Once in the air, three gun shots were fired.
Her left shin and right shoulder got bullets embedded in them while the first shot missed.
Melani hit the ground.
Moxxie, from the roof across the street, looked through the scope as Naruto got out of his line of sight and helped Millie.
'Alright, she is…'
Moxxie didn't have time to react when Melani went from her prone position to battle ready, ignoring her pain with Naruto's sword in hand, lunging toward his wife and son.
"DON'T YOU DARE!" Millie screamed, fire in her eyes as she pushed Naruto aside, thrusting her axe forward.
Using the sword, Melani blocked the thrust, her feet hitting ground, blood spurting from her shin like a small fountain.
'I NEED to get the hound…' Melani thought as she struggled against Millie's rage induced strength. 'This fight is useless… I just need the mutt…'
Naruto got up, raising a fist to attack Melani.
Melani released the sword, allowing Millie to fall forward as Melani ducked under the axe and Naruto's fist…
With her hand GRABBING Naruto's penis.
And BOY did she SQUEEZE!
Naruto let out a pained howl so loud that all men in a mile radius FLINCHED.
Including Moxxie.
In the instant given to her, Melani's head stuck Naruto's chin from below, rattling his brain while she did NOT release his scrote.
Her tail wrapped around her knife, tossed it up to her free hand, and she struck Naruto three times in the torso, purposely missing vital spots.
Naruto lurched forward in pain.
Melani released his dick, striking him in the head with her knife handle, rattling Naruto's brain further into near unconsciousness.
'Finally…' Melani thought as she sheathed her knife and grabbed Naruto, throwing him over her shoulder. 'Now I need to get to the car…'
"NARUTO!" Millie screamed, watching Melani run out of their front yard to a car.
Pushing her body beyond limits, a wealth spring of rage infused reflexes allowed Millie to reach the car in well executed movements, axe in hand as the car drove off, Millie shattering the window and gripping her axe tightly as it took off, Millie hanging on.
Moxxie, recovering from the phantom crotch pain, leaped from roof to roof, adrenaline pumping in his veins.
'Not on my fucking watch!' He thought as he looked through the scope of his sniper rifle while running.
Jumping, with a flourish of a spin, Moxxie took the shot.
The bullet flew through the air.
The air resistance was intense, the bullet slightly curving to the left from Moxxie's movement.
He missed the front tire, which was his intended target, BUT hit the gas cap.
Causing… a spark.
Several sparks.
Meanwhile, Millie got into the car.
"OH, FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE!" Melani screamed in aggravation, grabbing a handgun from the glove compartment.
Millie blocked the shot, but her axe's handle took serious damage, nearly splintering apart.
Naruto was coming out of his haze.
"Mom…" he mumbled, eyes opening and closing, as if he was motion sick.
Melani took several more shots, putting petal to the metal to reach high speed before she slammed the brakes.
Naruto jumped to cover the window, arms out.
Millie released her weapon, barreling into Naruto's bleeding torso, and both of them went through the windshield, shattering it, Naruto's arms wrapping around his mother.
Mother and Son rolled several times across the asphalt.
As the car stopped, Melani took time to breathe.
Only to smell smoke.
"What is that cominOH FUCK!"
Melani had turned to see the FIRE emitting from her gas cap.
Jumping out of the car with her knife in its sheath and the spare bullet clips, Melani's car exploded, sending fire, debris, and smoke everywhere.
This signaled the lagging Moxxie to his family's position.
Melani dragged herself to the curb, grabbing the street lamp post to help herself stand.
'Oh, thank fuck for healing…' She thought as the small injuries she had accumulated over the fight were healing, especially her bullet wounds.
The lamp post was shot, causing Melani to take cover behind some trash bins.
'Oh, fuck, I forgot the other one!' Melani thought as she reloaded her gun, only having two full clips of bullets left, one in the gun and the other at her side.
"YOU!"
Melani jumped out, rolled across the ground, positioning herself to fire, and released two bullets.
Millie tanked them, stumbling backwards.
"You come to my Home…" Millie stated as her rage continued to grow, Naruto unconscious in the street. "Attack my son and husband…"
Millie took a third bullet, but the pain only tickled as her animalistic eyes were laser focused on the Gecko.
"Die…"
Millie lunged forward, a jaguar like roar emitting from her throat as she grabbed Melani's shoulders, pushing the taller sinner to the ground.
"Damn it!" Moxxie mumbled in irritation as he removed his finger from the trigger.
He wasn't about to risk shooting his wife.
Millie punched Melani in the face.
"LEAVE!"
She punched the opposite side.
"MY!"
She punched both sides one after the other.
"ALONE!"
Millie raised both hands for a sledge hammer.
Melani took it straight to the face, the 'nose' part of her face caving in.
Her blood wasn't the only set spilled that moment.
Melani's knife was embedded to the hilt in Millie's side.
Millie didn't care.
Her tiny hands wrapped around Melani's throat, a guttural and ferol scream as her fingers gripped the sinner's throat.
"Mo-Ns-Ter…" Melani choked out, hands at Millie's wrists to break Millie's grip.
Millie was blind.
Not literally.
But by her rage.
She had been so angry for so long now… it just spilled out of her in droves.
It felt good.
The rush.
The power.
The fact she was CHOKING her son's attacker, killing them, made all of it worth it.
"Mom…" Millie heard Naruto whisper as he kneeled beside her, hand on her shoulder. "Stop…"
Like a switch being flipped, Millie released Melani, who gasped a very raspy gasp of air.
Naruto helped Millie move away from Melani, who turned onto her hands and knees, nearly vomiting.
'I gotta escape!' Was Melani's foremost thoughts.
Without any attempt to retaliate, Melani shot to her feet and took off, blood squeezing from her body with each movement…
Before she felt lighter…
Her tail.
She didn't FEEL her tail.
Because it hit the ground.
Her knife clattered beside her tail… Millie had thrown it after ripping it out of her side, with Naruto currently pinching the stab wound shut.
Melani's brain registered the pain. It was a literal PAIN IN HER ASS!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Melani screams, jumping up and down like a child who burned their finger touching a hot cookie sheet. "MOTHER FUCKER, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
Tears started to stream out of her eyes as she mentally broke.
"IMMA KILL YA…" She snorted as snot bubbled from her nose and spit flying out of her mouth as she grabbed her knife.
However, instead of attempting to make good on her promise of murder, Melani fled.
Her busted and battered body leaving a blood trail as Moxxie landed nearby, running to his wife and son.
"HEY!" a voice called out as the family heard a car pull up. "Everyone alive?"
Millie, Moxxie, and Naruto looked up to see Verosika running out of an Ambulance toward them with the men and women behind them getting gurneys.
Millie felt her adrenaline end, the weight of her injuries pressing down on her.
'NO!' She thought as she nearly passed out, looking at the ground at the severed tail.
Pulling herself from her son and husband, Millie walked victoriously toward the tail.
Painfully grabbing it, Millie lifted the tail above her head, and released another howl.
This one being victorious as an EMT gently placed her on a Gurney, tail in hand, her trophy from this fight.
Chapter 51, DONE!
I've been playing God of War Ragnarok and that is why Millie chokes out Melani, and its why the chapter is titled the way it is.
So, who is Tamamo's father? Give me some ideas~~~~ We also got some backstory for Kurama's family too.
YES, I GOT DEVILARTEMIS KERMIT BACK!
Oh, shit, Stella preggers…
I hope you all enjoyed the Grudge Match, and thank you Nicholas for the awesome idea of the Severed Tail being Millie's trophy of Victory.
NOW, IMMA TRY TO GET NARUTO, VORTEX, AND JAYJAY TO JAYJAY'S HUMAN FAMILY!
ALSO, MORE ART ON DEVIANTART!
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