Original Posted On Aug. 31, 2023
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Response:
Gamelover41592: Yep, a lot of good and bad is coming Naruto's way.
StrongGuy159: I will continue.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Thank you, and yeah, the scene with Stella, Stolas, and Octavia is probably the sweetest thing between them. Sadly, in story, they gotta wait 30 days before the egg hatches. Kurama a pervert.
WillShadow: What made you think the pregnancy would have been kept secret? If not for Bee, Loona would have told Naruto in private. Probably what I should have done honestly, but I am gonna sleep in the grave I dig.
Hellkeaper: The Biju are just demons in the story.
Dktv9: Naruto has Lucifer's Luck… hm… *Writes in Notes* Luci makes a Casino called Lucifer's Luck.
Silvanium: Been a while buddy. Chapter 54, that is the answer to your question.
MichaelTheFox: Bee and Naruto will become friends, but their first meeting isn't when it happens. Too much going on, you know. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!
Cagmm1290: I will do a NarutoXBee.
Jebest4781: Let's see how things progress. Somethings are revealed in this chapter.
Ice: LOL, Yeah, he'd kick Starks ass. Kermit has EVERY weapon from across all fiction. So yes, he has Deku's Iron Soles.
Nicholas: What makes you think Naruto is going to be fired~~~~~~
Guest: 1 Yes they will. 2 I know I am not ready to be a dad, But Naruto has experience with babies, remember he worked for an orphanage and some children when he left were really young. 3 I wrote a one shot where Naruto gets with Bee, its called Seaside Shag-fest. 4 thank you.
Reggad the Knife: No worries, I knew it was you and definitely not your demented cousin pretending to be you… *Intense Glare* Yes, congrats Octavia, and Blitz will need a VERY Short leash.
Blizzard: Yeah, I got the idea when I rewatched Across the Spider-verse, and with Hinata and Kiba being sinners, I needed a way around the 'Sinners in Pride ring only' issue, so I basically gave myself an out. Even Melani has one since she is also a sinner. Yeah, Kurama can sell them.
Chaos: Pretty Much, but what of Rasengan?
StarDustDragonknight: I explained it in previous chapters and I re-explain it in this chapter. BUT, In this story, Succubi like Verosika chose when they get pregnant, and since she didn't want to be pregnant, she didn't get pregnant. Loona doesn't have that genetic ability so… pregnant.
SlashFang: I'll let him know.
Wolf Mike: Been a while. Yeah, Naruto is gonna be a good daddy.
Alexander4443: Thank you.
Nathair1: She has New Parents waiting for her. Arnold and Karen. What hint? Glad you like the chapter.
Exia Zero: HAHA, I LOVE DRAGON BALL Z ABRIDGED! Yep, Octavia is so happy right now.
Sora Shovesha: That could happen.
Coopers: Yep, BUT it wasn't Bee's surprise to give.
DaftMerc39: The Trip to Japan could work. I said day passes, but it works longer. There is no time limit. Kurama is Pan. Naruto, Loona, Verosika Uzumaki. THIS is the Way.
Sniperbro1998: Yeah.
MEATBICYCLE: Yeah, Stark deserves a death on those levels, I fucking Love Jojo.
The Crimson Guardian: Thank you, I love the review. I do agree with Naruto and Verosika, their relationship is rushed, I won't deny that. My plan for her originally was to have her be in chapter 7, then act as a one night stand with Naruto then that was it. But the more I thought about it the more I liked the idea. As for Loona's pregnancy, I agree, it is sudden, but it makes sense for Loona to be pregnant after a literal week of having sex. Queen Bee training Naruto sounds like an amazing idea, can I use it?
Razor Hikori: Thank you!
Rick: I'm glad you aren't simping over Kurama and know the kind of being she is. A sick person who deserves death. Can I have suggestions?
Crow: He might be… or it is probably the cocaine in his system.
Bepo: I also wonder what happened…
Catatonic: Hm, I'll watch it with Boo, she loves cats.
Brian-tagachi: Thank you, though I feel I sorta botched the reactions.
Crusher: Arnold: Oh, I plan on it.
Guest: … yes… eventually we will get to Billy and Carrie.
Guest: I see, but don't worry man. Verosika knows she is wanted, so why would she run?
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 57: The Unexpected
"CONGRATS ON BECOMING A DADDY!" Bee cheered, all four of her arms shooting up and hugging Naruto. "NARUTO!"
Blitz's food hit Moxxie in the face before he started choking.
"HEY!" Moxxie screamed, using his hands to get as much spit and food off of him, Millie trying to help.
"What?" Naruto asked with a blush from within Bee's grasp.
The last few minutes had been a handful.
Not only did a gorgeous woman appear and steal the spotlight and everyone's attention, but now this same woman was stating Loona was pregnant.
"You are going to be a father, silly~" Bee said, releasing Naruto from the hug, using two hands to rub his head and the latter two to pat his shoulders.
"… What?"
Naruto looked at Loona.
Her ears were down, hands clasped together in front of her, tail hidden between her legs and blush across her face.
Knowing Naruto was staring, Loona nodded her head.
She bit her lip nervously as Verosika put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
The room was silent, allowing Naruto to walk toward Loona.
Each step was stabbing Loona's heart with anxiety.
'What if…' She thought.
Flashback…
"A-about that, Loona." Naruto said nervously, which caught Loona's attention. "I… huh…. I…"
Loona giggled at Naruto's nervousness and attempts to speak.
"If you are…" Naruto got out as he took Loona's hand softly, look her in the eyes despite his nerves starting to be shot. "Pregnant, I promise I will take responsibility and support you."
Loona blinked.
'Wait, he thinks…' Loona thought with an inquisitive look before she started laughing, much to Naruto's confusion.
"What?"
"Oh, I… I am sorry…" Loona gasped as she waved her hand. "I mean, I am on birth control, so you don't have to worry about pregnancy."
Naruto deflated as the tension drained from his body, becoming a large puddle on the floor.
"But," Loona said as she smiled at him. "It is nice that you care about me enough to want to take responsibility. I don't think I could if it did happen."
Flashback End…
She closed her eyes when Naruto stood before her, her bladder having so much pressure building in it.
'He is going to freak…'
"That's great!"
Loona's eyes snapped open when she felt Naruto kneel and take her hands, seeing the biggest, brightest, happiest smile she had ever seen in their entire relationship.
His eyes shined like diamonds with joy.
"We're having a baby!" He said, tail wagging with enough force to push the tables and chairs.
"I-I-I-I-I thought you'd be angry… or scared…" Loona stammered.
"Why would I angry?" Naruto asked with no physical confusion. "Sure, I am scared because we are going to be parents, but why would I be angry?"
"Because…" Loona said sheepishly. "Because after our first time… when you told me…"
Naruto squinted his eyes in thought.
Before it hit him.
"Oh, yeah, I did." Naruto said with a small bump to the head, a nervous laugh following suit. "But that was a different situation, Loona. Now…" Naruto looked toward Verosika, then Millie and Moxxie, then Jayjay and Vortex. "I am not with the orphanage, with all the pressure of taking care of them… I can just be happy to be a dad…"
Naruto scratched his head nervously.
"I don't know how to put it. But all I can say…" Naruto said as he leaned into Loona's belly, pressing his face into her. "I am just so happy my family is expanding." He glanced at Verosika, holding out a hand. "The three of us will make good parents."
Smiling, Verosika took Naruto's hand while Loona's arms wrapped around Naruto, pulling them close as she cried, smiling while doing it.
'This unborn child might not be mine…' Verosika thought as she hugged her beloveds, her eyes on Loona's stomach. 'But I'll… I promise, Eevee, I'll do better. By you.'
Meanwhile, with a flip of her wrist, Bee arched her arms upward.
The original banners for celebrating Stolas and Stella's newborn were altered to add Naruto and Loona to the mix.
"Congratulations, Naruto!" Jayjay borderline yelled as she hugged Naruto and Loona. "Vortex and I are gonna be the aunt and uncle, right?"
"We are going to be grandparents!" Millie cried out, shaking Moxxie in excitement.
"I know…" Moxxie said as he was shaken back and forth.
Moxxie looked toward blitz nervously.
"SIR!" Moxxie screamed, grabbing everyone's attention toward the Imp.
"Blitz?" Loona asked when she released Naruto and Verosika, seeing her father.
Blitz was sitting in his chair, head tilted back with eyes glazed over white while foam bubbled from his mouth.
On the floor beside him was a broken glass.
"BLITZ!" Loona yelled in panic, running to her adopted dad. "WAKE UP!"
He didn't wake up.
*SLAP*
No.
Blitz didn't wake up.
Five Minutes Later…
"… fine, just asleep." Bee said as she looked over Blitz's body. "Seems like in the excitement, he choked on his drink and proceeded to pass out."
Naruto, Loona, Millie, Moxxie, Jayjay, Vortex and Stolas *Via Zoom Call* sighed in relief.
Verosika shrugged.
"Whatever…" She replied with an eyeroll.
"Anyway, you all want to continue the party?" Bee asked, her body tingling in excitement at the thought of a fucking thriller of a party she could throw for Naruto and Loona.
"No."
The large group turned to see Flare at the second floor.
"My establishment closes in an hour." Flare reminded them, a bottle of wine in hand, which Vortex noticed, causing him to frown. "Finish your meals and pay your bills…"
"Yes, sir."
The group sat down, picking up where their meals left off.
"So, you two want me to throw a party at my place?" Bee asked Naruto and Loona.
"Thank you for the offer, but we must decline." Naruto said strictly.
"What? Why?" Loona asked with Verosika nodding in the background.
"I agree with Naruto, Loo." Verosika said, causing the pregnant hound to whimper. "With how Bee throws her parties, booze and smoking is available, and with you pregnant…"
Loona… realized something.
"Oh, fuck…" Loona said as she facepalmed.
She was pregnant.
No booze or smoking until after giving birth… nine months away.
'Fuck.'
Forty-Five Minutes Later…
"Come on, big guy, let's get you two home." Verosika said as Naruto loaded Blitz into her car, one of her many cars that hadn't been destroyed yet.
Loona and Naruto sat in the back.
"Hey, Vero." Naruto said as she started the car. "You support the pregnancy, right?"
"Why wouldn't I?" Verosika asked as she hit the road, Vortex and Jayjay taking Millie and Moxxie home.
"Well, would you be our child's step-mom?"
Verosika nearly hit the brakes.
"Y-y-you want me to be a parent too? I thought I'd be an aunt…" Verosika stammered in panic.
"No… We want you involved more than that." Naruto said as he carefully hugged Verosika… his arm over the driver's seat and around Verosika's belly. "You are our partner… it makes sense, right?"
Loona nodded her head.
Verosika didn't know how to feel.
"O-okay…" She said with a false smile.
One Naruto didn't see.
Meanwhile…
"Tex, if it isn't too much to ask," Moxxie asked as the hound drove the car to the imp's house. "IS there a reason your dad seemed to hate Queen Beelzebub?"
Vortex stiffened at this question.
"Well, for one…" He said carefully. "She is my ex… Second, my dad hates everyone who is close to Lucifer… as for why… well, my family has Lycanthrope clan ties, so that is the reason."
"Oh, did that cause…" Millie asked, looking at him while Jayjay held his shoulder.
"Yep… dad caused Bee and I to break up." Vortex admitted, his face devoid of emotion. "But in the end… I think it was better. If I was still with Bee, I wouldn't have met my Bluejay."
Jayjay smiled nervously.
It was also a topic she didn't enjoy too much.
"But… didn't he want you to be happy?" Millie asked in worry.
He looked in the rearview Mirror before changing lanes.
"Bee and I tried to make it work, but eventually, dad's argument started to destroy my relationship with him." Vortex said in a sad tone. "I had to choose. My family… or my romance. And Bee made that choice for me."
"She broke up with you?" Moxxie asked calmly.
Vortex nodded.
"Bee knew how much it was hurting Dad and I, and so, she explained why, and even though I tried to stay with her, her argument made sense." Vortex explained. "We parted after that, and are still friends, obviously. But for a while, Dad and I were on bad terms. Probably… until Jayjay entered our lives."
Vortex looked forward as the sky started to darken.
A memory of finding Jayjay partially transforming after Ryan Slater turned her, abandoning her.
And the decision of saving her.
"She…" Vortex scratches his head with a blush. "Save our relationship."
He looked at Jayjay, who was blushing with a small smile.
"If I never met Jayjay, I'd probably have abandoned my father, and never looked back."
Meanwhile, Paw Print Paradise…
Flare sat at his desk, guzzling wine like a starved beast in a dessert.
He slammed the bottle down onto the desk, wiping the liquid from his mouth with the back of his arm.
'Vortex…' He thought as he leaned back into his chair, his body feeling the affects of the wine. 'Why did she have to come here now of all days…'
Flashback…
Years earlier….
Flare prepared his home for his son's girlfriend's first visit.
Vortex had asked if she could visit earlier that week, and from how excited his son was, Flare was more than happy to oblige.
He and Vortex had spent the entire weekend preparing it, and now dinner was ready.
'I hope she is a kind girl, for Hell's standards.' Flare thought as he heard a car pull up. 'Oh, they are here.'
Flare tapped his cheeks.
'Alright, game time. Don't embarrass Tex to much, and have fun. But remember, he might be your only son, but he is an adult too.' Flare told himself as he answered the door.
"Welcome, I am…"
Flare was livid.
Before him… was the Sin of Gluttony.
Queen Beelzebub.
"Good day, sir." Bee said politely, her arms behind her nervously.
Flare's lips twitched uncontrollably as an intense sensation swept over his body.
"YOU BROUGHT A SIN HERE!"
Weeks Later…
"I FORBID YOU TO SEE HER!"
"SHE MAKES ME HAPPY, WHY SHOULD I STOP SEEING BEE!" Vortex yelled at Flare.
It had been three weeks, and ever since there were arguments coming from the duo's home.
"SHE IS A SIN! SHE IS COZY WITH LUCIFER! WHAT IF SHE FINDS OUT OUR HERITAGE AND BLABS? I CAN'T AND WON'T LOSE YOU TO LUCIFER LIKE OUR ANCESTORS!" Flare bellowed, hands clenching and unclenching.
"WELL, IT IS NOT UP TO YOU IF I CONTINUE SEEING BEE OR NOT DAD!" Vortex snapped back.
Flare's fist connected with Vortex's cheek, sending his son to the ground.
Flare went cold when he realized what he did.
"Tex… I… I didn't mean…"
Vortex didn't say anything as he got up.
He shot his father… a nasty, angered glare before he ran into his room, storming out minutes later with a duffel bag.
"Tex, wait, let me…"
Vortex pushed Flare aside, enough to make him stagger but thankfully not fall.
"TEX! I DEMAND YOU STAY AND LET ME…" Flare yelled as the front door was opened.
"TEX!"
"FUCK YOU, DAD!" Vortex screamed, pivoting on his feet, his tail tripping his father.
Flare hit the ground, giving Vortex enough time to get in his car.
"WAIT!"
Vortex drove off without letting Flare explain himself.
Two Days Later…
The house was devoid of any semblance of happiness.
It was just cold, as it was winter.
Flare found himself unable to leave.
His mind in a haze.
Failure.
That weighed most on his mind and heart.
He failed his family, his wife and his son.
He lay in bed, the world having lost all its color.
His ears perked when he heard a car pull up.
Then the doorbell rang.
'Mailman.'
Figuring he couldn't stay in his bed all day, Flare walked to the door, grabbing the mail box key.
He opened the door and saw Vortex.
Vortex looked tired, dry tear stains on his face as he carried a new injury on his eye, bandaged up.
"I'm…. home…" he said softly.
Vortex was unable to look Flare in the eyes.
Dropping the key, flare hugged his son.
Flashback End…
Flare put both hands on his face.
He spun in his chair.
'I fucked up again.' He thought, his hands moving down his face as he looked at a family picture.
It was one of himself, his own father, and his late wife, who was pregnant with Vortex.
'I need to make amends.' Flare thought.
Meanwhile…
"Good news, Octavia." Stolas said as he entered his daughter's bedroom.
"What?" The teen asked with slight irritation.
It was evening and she wanted to wind down to go to sleep.
"Naruto and Loona are pregnant." Stolas said, showing Octavia his phone.
It was on Verosika's Facebook page.
On it: A picture of Naruto, Loona, Verosika, Millie, Moxxie, Jayjay, and Vortex, all surrounding Loona who was nervously smiling.
"WHAT!" Octavia said with a smile. "THAT'S AMAZING!"
Apartment…
"There you go…" Naruto said as he set Blitz on the couch, the imp being limp.
"Here, a blanket." Loona said as she tossed it open, allowing it to fall across her father's body.
Blitz chewed nothing as he snuggled into the pillows and blanket.
"Phew…" Naruto said, wiping his arm across his head. "You know…" he looked at Loona. "This is the first time I've been to your home. Sorta strange, right?"
"Yeah… wanna see my room?" Loona asked as she started to walk toward her bedroom.
"S-sure…"
Nerves started to get the better of the two of them as they neared Loona's room.
'I've/She's been in his/my room many times, what is so bad this time?' Both thought as Loona opened the door.
It was plain.
Nothing out of the ordinary…
Except…
"Uh, Loona… what is that?" Naruto asked as he pointed toward Loona's open closet.
"Oh, that's my hate shrine." Loona shrugged as she got on the bed.
Her 'Hate Shrine' was a hand made clay and what looked like fruit and gum statue of Moxxie with a knife sticking out of the forehead.
"A… hate… Shrine?" Naruto asked in confusion, head tilt and wavering in his voice.
"Yeah, everyone has them… in hell…" Loona said as her eyes opened in realization. 'Wait, Blitz told me about hate shrines…'
"Oh, that MOTHER FUCKER!" Loona yelled.
"WHAT?" Naruto yelled in response, jumping from Loona's sudden scream.
Loona made a bunch of angered faces and sounds before she threw herself on the bed, choosing to 'fuck it'.
"Nothing… forget it." She sighed.
"Well, is there anything you want before I leave?" Naruto asked as he got close to the bed.
"Yeah…" Loona said, grabbing Naruto's elbow and pulling him on top of her. "You."
Naruto chuckled and kissed Loona.
Dry Fuck Studios…
Verosika, in her room, lay across her bed.
'Step mom…' She thought as she looked toward the ceiling.
Her heart clenched.
Deep down, Verosika was very happy for two things.
One: She herself was not pregnant. Her biology as a succubus allowed her to choose when she got pregnant.
Two: Naruto was happy.
But beside that happiness was a deep-rooted fear.
'Will I be good enough?'
'Will I use this child to forget Eevee?'
'Am I the correct person for Naruto and Loona to look up to for support?'
These thoughts swayed in and out of Verosika's mind.
Her heart felt heavy.
Currently, Verosika had the entire studio to herself.
She was alone.
All… alone.
Sitting up, Verosika walked over to a liquor cabinet.
Pouring a glass, she started to drink from it.
*RING*
Verosika spat the drink out before any of it went down her throat, jumping from her spot onto the bed, sending her phone into the air before it landed in her hand.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Girl~"
"Jack?"
"Yep, yep, so, when do I get to meet the lucky hellhound who you share with Naruto? I wanna meet my future daughter in law and future grandbaby." Jack said with a laugh following after.
Verosika couldn't help but laugh.
"Well, with her dad in a coma…" Verosika said in thought, having received a text message from Moxxie an hour prior. "It could be in a few days…"
"To slow, I'm visiting tomorrow."
"What? That's too soon. And rude, ya fuck." Verosika snapped.
"Pssh, who cares?" Jack replied nonchalantly. "Anyway, tell Naruto and this girl to visit the Studio tomorrow, I want to congratulate them."
Verosika sighed in defeat.
'There is NO winning here.' She thought as she bit her lip.
"Fine, Jack. I'll let them know." Verosika said with sarcasm and an eyeroll. "Let me guess, 'Ya wanna meet Naru's parents?"
"Good idea, I'll bring weed cookies for the occasion."
Verosika face palmed.
'Why of all days?' She thought as she hung up her phone and started to Text Millie and Naruto.
Next Day…
"Ugh…" Blitz groaned.
He didn't feel good, and his throat hurt.
"Where… home?" He grumbled as he opened his crusted eyes.
He heard sounds in the kitchen.
"Looney…" He grumbled as he got up, wobbling toward the kitchen.
With his blurry vision he saw a hound cooking, their tail swaying as music was playing in headphones.
"Aw, you decided to make daddy breakfast~" Blitz said as he hugged the hound from the back, feeling them flinch from the sudden contact. "Thank you so much, Looney, daddy loves you…"
"Uhm, sir, Loona's in her bedroom, sleeping…"
Glass broke as Blitz's eyes widened as his vision cleared.
In his grasp was Naruto, pulling his headphones down to hear Blitz.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOME!" Blitz shrieked, grabbing Naruto via the throat.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Loona screamed from her bedroom. "PREGNANT BITCH IN HERE!"
Blitz was confused… before his eyes widened further as the memories of the night before hit him.
'I'm going to be a grandfather…' He thought as he released Naruto's neck.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"YOU SON OF A WHORE! YOU ARE TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY LOONEY!"
Dry Fuck Studios…
"Greetin, I'm Jack Cash." Jack introduced as Blitz, Millie, Moxxie, Naruto, and Loona entered Dry Fuck Studios. "I am Verosika's mentor and father-figure. It is a pleasure to meet you all."
Naruto stared blankly at Jack.
Unlike normal, Jack wasn't wearing his overalls and letting his bald head shine.
He wore nice pants, shoes, and a button up polo shirt.
He Homer Simpson'd some hair over his balding head.
"I brought edibles, made from my own weed crop." Jack said as he led everyone inside.
"I'll take one." Millie and Blitz said at the same time, making Naruto and Loona facepalm.
Chapter 57, DONE!
This chapter was a fucking struggle, but I took my time and bam, worked through it.
I hope you all enjoyed the chapter, and look forward to the next chapter.
Big Question: Should there be a BIG time skip to the end, OR show it bi-monthly with Loona's progress into pregnancy?
Now, I must sleep.
If you enjoyed, please leave a review, even if you didn't like it as it does help me become a better author.