Original Posted On Sept. 9, 2023
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 58: Tip of the Pregnant Iceberg
Dry Fuck Studios…
"Greetin, I'm Jack Cash." Jack introduced as Blitz, Millie, Moxxie, Naruto, and Loona entered Dry Fuck Studios. "I am Verosika's mentor and father-figure. It is a pleasure to meet you all."
Naruto stared blankly at Jack.
Unlike normal, Jack wasn't wearing his overalls and letting his bald head shine.
He wore nice pants, shoes, and a button up polo shirt.
He Homer Simpson'd some hair over his balding head.
"I brought edibles, made from my own weed crop." Jack said as he led everyone inside.
"I'll take one." Millie and Blitz said at the same time, making Naruto and Loona facepalm.
"Ah," Jack said, snapping his finger and pointing at Millie and Blitz. "People of culture."
He walked into the building, leading everyone to the kitchen, which is usually Milky's domain, but today, Jack took over.
It was obvious that the man had arrived extremely early to prepare a meal as the table was full of food.
"I went all out on today's breakfast." Jack said as he headed to the oven, opening it to reveal a fresh batch of pot cookies. "Oh, peanut butter weed cookies…"
His head tilted back and he started to drool.
All he was missing as the hang out tongue and the groan or else he'd truly be Homer Simpson.
Taking a big bite of the edible, Jack broke it in half… before he glances at Millie and Blitz.
"How fucked do you two wanna get? Flying in the cosmos…" He asked cautiously. "Or hovering in the atmosphere…"
"Cosmos." Millie and Blitz said in unison.
Jack's grin was so big his head could have fallen off.
"Oh, I like you." He said as he tossed the two halves to the two imps.
"Oh, this is gonna be bad." Naruto mumbled to Loona as they, Verosika, and Moxxie sat down at the table, which was full of food, as Millie and Blitz started to eat the cookies.
"Now," Jack said as he sat down at the head of the table. "We eat."
Meanwhile, Lust Ring, Fox's Den…
The door to Kurama's office slowly opened.
Stark peeked into his boss's office/bedroom.
On the bed was Kurama, naked as the day she was born, sleeping soundly with a perverted look on her face.
Slowly and carefully, Stark entered the office, his eyes never breaking from Kurama's sleeping form as he neared her desk.
Carefully pulling out Naruto's file, Stark put it back on said desk… before making the slow, agonizing retreat back out.
"….ggghmph…."
Stark bit his lip as his body went cold, fur on end.
Kurama grumbled before turning over.
Sighing in relief, Stark exited the office, carefully shutting the door.
"Boo."
Stark spun on the ball of his foot, back handing Tamamo's head, sending her into the wall.
"… ohfuckshitshitshit,SHIT…"
Stark ran down the hall and jumped out the window… landing in a trash bin.
Dry Fuck Studios…
Jack hummed as he prepared drinks.
Adding something extra to his own drink, Jack picked up the drink tray before returning to the table.
"So…" Jack asked as he sat down, distributing the drinks. "First time trying real edibles?"
"Well, I don't know." Naruto said as he glanced up, seeing Millie and Blitz floating.
Quite literally.
They were floating.
"Oh, Mox~" Millie giggled as she 'swam' through the air, gliding like a boat in the water. "You should try this… you too, Naruto…"
"Nah, I'm good, mom." Naruto answered, putting his hand around Loona's waist. "Besides, I don't want to do it and make Loona upset."
Jack quirked an eyebrow as Naruto kissed Loona's cheek, glancing at Verosika.
'Girl, you gotta step it up.' Jack thought as Blitz lazily hung in the air, staring at the fan with intense interest as Millie grabbed one of the drinks.
"Hey, be careful," Jack said as Millie took one of them. "I spiked one with Acid for myself… and it's missing."
"YOU WHAT!" Naruto and Verosika shouted as they shot up to their feet.
"Well…" Jack looked up, and chuckled, leaning into his hand. "Seems like the grandmother-to-be is the lucky winner."
"MOM/MILLIE!" Naruto and Moxxie cried out as they saw Millie's eyes dilate.
Millie's Mind…
Millie walked through the halls of DFS, things blurring in and out of reality, being replaced by… rotoscope animation?
'Like the Take On Me video…' Millie thought as she continued to walk in the halls.
She heard a song start to play from a room nearby, and Millie chose to enter it.
*Gorillaz: Plastic Beach: Empire Ants*
The door opened.
In the corner of the room, Millie and Verosika, both wearing elaborate musician costumes with multiple instruments, while in the center, wearing a tuxedo and a wedding dress, were Naruto and Loona dancing.
"~Oh joy's arise
The sun has come again to hold you~" Sang Moxxie, moving in rhythm of the music.
"~Sailing out the doldrums of the whole week
The polyphonic prairies here, it's all around you
It's all around you, out here~"
Naruto slowly spun Loona, both smiling as Millie watched them, unable to keep herself from tearing up.
"~And if the whole world is crashing down
Fall through space out of mind with me
Where the emptiness we leave behind on warm air rising
Blows all the shadows far away~"
Loona's hair splashed back as Naruto dipped her, kissing her, caressing her currently flat stomach… which started to slowly expand as if time was speeding forward throughout the pregnancy.
"~The falling alcohol empire, is here to hold you
Rolling out and haunted 'til it sleeps~"
'I can't wait to be a grandmother.' Millie thought, wiping her eyes.
However, the moment she lowered her hand from her eyes…
"Grandma!"
Millie blinked.
Naruto, Loona, and Moxxie vanished, leaving Verosika, who stepped forward holding a wireless mic.
"~Little memories, marching on
Your little feet, working the machine
Will it spin, will it soar
My little dream, working the machine~"
Millie looked around her as several rotoscope hellhound children surrounded her.
"Grandma!"
"Grandma!"
"Grandma!"
"Pick me up, Grandma!"
Millie started wailing, picking one of the children up into her arms, falling to her knees.
"~Soon like a wave that pass will fall
And closing in on you they're going on~"
"We love you, grandma…" The faceless children said in unison, their voices sounding similar to Naruto and Loona's.
"~Little memories
Your little feet, working the machine
Will it spin, will it soar
My little dream, working the machine~"
"I love you too…" Millie replied, squeezing the one she was holding as the children closed the small distance, surrounding her… smothering her.
"~Soon like a wave that pass will fall
And closing in on you they're going on~"
As the music continues as it fades, we zoom in to Millie's eye, her dilated pupil covering everything as we get far to close to her, then slowly zoom out to see Naruto carrying his mother out of the studio with Moxxie behind him.
"I had a feeling she would becoming like this." Naruto said in annoyance as Loona followed him with Blitz's tail in her hand, dragging him through the air like a balloon.
"Looney… it is so niiiiiiiice…" He stated like the stoner he is as Naruto carefully opened the door.
"No…" Millie stated with a snarl as Naruto tried to put her in the car, gripping Naruto's torso tightly, her tail wrapping around him. "My… gwandbaby…"
Naruto chuckled as Verosika and Jack exited the studio as Loona put Blitz in the back of his van, buckling him in.
"Sorry about that, Naruto, didn't mean to… drug your mom…" Jack said, trying not to laugh more than he already did.
Naruto didn't really reply, just side glancing at Jack.
'What should I say? 'it's okay', 'no harm done', or 'Its fine, drug us any time'?' Naruto thought with an unsure look on his face.
"No problem, Jack." Naruto said in an irritated tone as he got in the car, buckling himself in… with Millie still on him.
Jack chuckled and handed Naruto a bag of edibles.
"Only eat a bite. No more." Jack instructed, snickering as Naruto gave him an eyeroll.
Jack turned his attention to Moxxie.
"Again, I do apologize for this, Mox." Jack said as he offered a hand.
Moxxie shook jack's hand, but he too was upset.
"How long until the effects wear off?"
"They didn't take too much, just a day. So tomorrow morning." Jack informed.
"I am sooooo sorry for his behavior." Verosika apologized to Moxxie, bowing.
"It isn't your fault, Verosika." Moxxie told her, making sure to be calm. "Just… gotta get everyone home…"
"Alright…" Verosika said before she walked to the car, where Naruto and Loona were. "Love you."
"Love you, too." Naruto and Loona said as they kissed Verosika's cheeks.
Blushing, Verosika stepped back as Moxxie turned the car on, driving off.
"I like that Loona girl." Jack said as he walked up to Verosika. "Like Naruto, she is a keeper."
"Fuck yeah she is." Verosika laughed. "Both of them are mine."
Twenty Minutes Later…
"Dad, mom… won't… let go!" Naruto said as he and Loona tried prying Millie off of him.
With no success.
"Alright, let me handle this." Moxxie said, gently pushing Loona aside.
"Hey, watch it, Fatty!"
"Loona?"
"What?" Loona snapped at Naruto.
"Be nice to my dad." Naruto replied. "Why do you hate him enough to have a shrine anyway?"
"What?" Moxxie asked as he prepared to pry Millie off of their son.
"Oh, Loona has this weird 'Hey Arnold' style shrine devoted to 'hatred' towards you in her room."
"Naruto~" Loona whimpered in embarrassment. "That was supposed to be secret~"
"You keep a shrine of me? That's really creepy, Loona."
"That's what I thought!" Naruto stated.
"Hey, you're supposed to be on my side!" Loona stated, punching Naruto's arm, tears swelling in her eyes. "You hate me knowing I am going to be gaining weight soon…"
'Oh, no…' Naruto and Moxxie thought as Moxxie gently massaged Millie's shoulders, causing her to go slack and release Naruto. 'Mood swings…'
Skip, Evening…
"Chima…"
"Tamamo…"
"Whatever…" Crimson said as he walked along the child. "Do you have any idea why your mother called me so late in the night? And what happened to your cheek?"
"I don't know what you are talking about." Tamamo said… her left cheek swollen, so swollen it was the size of a fist. "My face always looked like this…"
She subtly, SUBTLY, glancing at Stark, who shuddered.
'If she tells Kurama I did that,' Stark thought with HEAVY sweat drops on his face. 'She will kill me.'
"What did Kurama want us this late?" Melani asked curiously.
After a few weeks, Melani's tail was close to being restored completely, but still had a few more days of regenerating before it was back to normal.
"Mother just told me was to bring you all to her office." Tamamo said as she looked at all the people Kurama wanted to talk to.
Stark.
Melani.
Crimson.
Kiba.
Hinata.
And herself, Tamamo.
Tamamo opened Kurama's office.
Within her chair, Kurama wore a sleeping kimono, loose over the shoulders, the gap at her thighs so loose you could barely see the panties she was wearing.
Her hair was let down, draping her back like a curtain.
"Welcome, my associates… yeah, shut the door… thank you." Kurama thanked as Tamamo shut the door with her tail.
"Boss," Crimson said with respect. "What caused you to call us at this hour?"
Kurama looked at the imp as she smoked from her pipe.
Everyone swallowed lumps in their throats as the atmosphere got really serious.
Before Kurama's face contorted into childish glee.
"NARUTO IS GONNA BE A FATHER~" She cheered.
Everyone but Tamamo hit the ground.
"WHAT!" Hinata screamed as she shot up, hands slamming on Kurama's desk. "STRAY DOG GOT SOMEONE PREGNANT!"
"Yep, yep, he sure did~" Kurama laughed, folding her legs onto her spinning chair. "Naruto is going to be a daddy."
'I will have a great-grandchild…' Crimson thought as he got up.
Opportunity was shining upon the crime lord.
"That is why you called us here?" Melani snapped, her irritation having spilled over long before this moment.
Kurama's eyes narrowed and everyone snapped to attention.
"I called you all here…" Kurama said as her magic power flared, eclipsing the light in the room, causing a dark shadow like essence to appear. "Because I DO NOT want ANY OF YOU to approach Naruto or his family until AFTER the baby is born."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Why, mother." Tamamo asked, knowing the question needed to be asked.
"Because, I am a monster, not a devil. Come on~" Kurama said with a 'matter of fact' tone and shoulder shrug. "Naruto is going to be happy, let him have that happiness, so…"
Kurama's teeth sharpened into fangs as her eyes widened with sadistic glee as she cupped her face, Yuno Gasai style.
"When we tear it away from him," The smile arched back, biting her lip in arousal at the thought of Naruto, broken emotionally and physically. "His despair will be palpable."
"But, boss…" Kiba said in confusion. "What do you want us to do during that time…"
"Train, get stronger. Lucifer, forbid we get weak around here, especially you two." Kurama said as she looked at Hinata and Kiba, expelling the smoke from her mouth. "Dismissed… except you Crimson, we need to talk."
Stark let out a sigh of relief as he turned.
"Oh, and Stark…" Kurama called out, making said man stop dead in his tracks. "Take my file again… and your finger will be the last thing I'll take."
Stark rushed out of the room, leaving Crimson alone with Kurama.
"What is it you wanted to talk about, Boss?" Crimson asked as he smoked with his boss.
"It is family business, really." Kurama said as she smoked. "I stated earlier no one was allowed to approach Naruto and his family, but you, Crimson, are an exception since Naruto IS your grandson."
Crimson smiled.
Outside…
"I'll help train you both." Tamamo told Hinata and Kiba as Stark passed everyone and left the brothel.
'Boss wants us to wait nine MONTHS!' He thought as he walked along the street, pulling out a joint. 'Fuck that, I'll take initiative, fuck that dude and his bitch up…'
Stark stopped in his tracks.
'His woman…' Stark thought as he glanced up toward the sky.
Stark's dick started to stiffen as he thought of Loona.
Skip, September…
"Happy Birthday, Loo." Naruto and Verosika said as they sat at a table in a diner, small birthday cake on table with two 2's for Loona's twenty-second birthday.
Loona blew out the candles.
"Did you make your wish?" Naruto asked as he smiled at Loona, their tails wagging.
"Yep, and it already came true." Loona said as she snuggled between Naruto and Verosika.
Naruto looked up as he saw Octavia walking toward the table.
"Sorry I am late, traffic was bad." Octavia said as she sat down. "Did you guys already eat?"
"No, just got the cake for now." Naruto said as he handed out the menu's. "So, did Lady Stella's egg hatch yet?"
Octavia smiled smugly.
"My sibling hatched last night!" Octavia said as she sat in a nice diner with Naruto, Loona, and Verosika.
"Really?" Naruto said as he pulled Loona's ordered beverage, Whiskey, away from her, earning a frown. "Brother, sister?"
Octavia fished out her phone and opened the album.
"Esther is a beautiful baby girl." Octavia said with a bright smile as she showed the trio the picture.
It was of Esther Ars Goetia, the Youngest Daughter of Stolas and Stella.
She was a few days old at this point, no feathers yet, with a tiny crown upon her tiny head.
"Oh, she is adorable." Verosika said as she pulled the whiskey glass away from Loona, who was trying to subtly take it.
"I know, anyway, you're approaching your first month, right?" Octavia asked Loona.
Touching her stomach, Loona nodded.
"First month done in about four days…"
"Loo, we need to throw a Baby Shower." Octavia stated enthusiastically.
"We will plan one…" Naruto said as he took Loona's hand. "Happy Birthday Loona."
Loona accepted a kiss from Naruto, followed by one from Verosika.
'Best Birthday ever."
Skip, October…
"Happy Birthday Naruto." Millie, Jayjay, Verosika, Loona, Moxxie, Vortex, Stolas, and Octavia cheered, Blitz just smiling in the background.
"Nineteen… my god to think when we met, you were just seventeen." Loona mentioned as she hugged Naruto's arm.
"Loona…" Naruto chuckled out, blushing as he started to serve up cake.
"OOO…OOOO!"
Naruto turned toward Stolas, smiling.
"Hey, Esther, how are you doing?"
Now over a month old, Esther had her feathers in.
She looked like a blend of her parents.
She had Stella's feathers, but they were gray.
She had four red eyes like her father.
She wore a royal blue onsie and reached out to Naruto.
"Ah, she wants you to hold her." Stolas said as he gingerly placed Esther in Naruto's arms.
"She is beautiful, Stolas." Naruto said as he held the baby in his arms.
"I just hope she isn't like her mother…" Stolas said with an uneasy laugh.
"Nature Vs. Nurture…"
Both Naruto and Stolas laughed.
Skip, November…
Loona caught a whiff of the food Naruto was microwaving.
"What is that, Naruto?" Loona asked, jumping onto his back to look over his shoulder.
"Homemade Nachos." Naruto replied, opening the appliance.
The scent wafted out, hitting Loona's nose full force… and she crumpled.
"Oh, god…" She gasped out. "I feel sick…"
"What? It's Nacho Cheese dip mixed with Denison's Chili…" naruto stated, pulling out the sauce and chips.
Loona made a gagging sound.
"Over-whelmmm… Nope!"
Loona lurched forward, barely grabbing the garbage bag before she puked.
Naruto knelt down, rubbing Loona's back.
"Do you want a haircut?" Naruto asked as he realized Loona's hair was getting long.
"Sure…" Loona squeaked before she vomited again.
Evening…
Loona lay across Naruto and Verosika's laps, whimpering in aches and pains, her hair freshly cut by Verosika.
"I'm sorry." Loona whimpered as her tail slowly swayed. "I've been such a… such a bitch…"
Naruto winced.
"No, you haven't, My Moon."
"Yes, My World…" Loona snipped sadly. "I have been a cunt for the last few days… Damn these hormones…"
"Oh, sweetheart…" Verosika said as she rubbed Loona's back. "We understand."
Loona teared up.
"I don't deserve you two…"
The trio hugged.
"Dinners ready." Millie called out as Moxxie removed dinner from the oven.
"Sweet." Blitz called out as he fell from the ceiling, earning Moxxie's ire.
Loona, Naruto, and Verosika chuckled as they headed to the table.
Chapter 58, DONE!
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Season 2 episode 6 came out today, fucking amazing shit.
First three months of Loona's pregnancy have passed.
Loona is now 22 and Naruto is now 19.
Esther Ars Goetia is now 'Born' born.
Kurama is setting up her dastardly plans, Stark is beginning to walk on thin ice.
I wonder what will happen.
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