Original Posted On Sept. 18, 2023
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Response:
Bednarczykmiki: I know, right?
Gamelover41592: Episode 5 of Season 2. As cringe as Moxxie was, the stuff with Barbie Wire was interesting.
MichaelTheFox: Kurama does not deserve to be a mom. Yeah, I wrote her that way, glad I was able to make a despicable villain.
Megakdre100: Setting up for the future.
StrongGuy159: Yep.
Dktv9: I know, I am having fun with it. I can't wait for the moment the child is born either. I am so excited.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Glad I could make you happy and excited for the next chapter.
DaftMerc39: I know, a lot of stuff being paid off and set up. Can't wait to see what's next myself.
Fenris Silverblood: Oh, that makes sense. Cool name btw. I'd record you taking that person apart.
NaruLemon Stories: Bort can suck a fuck.
Nathair1: Lucifer is a different kind of drunk depending on what he drinks. In this instance, Wine: Happy go lucky. Pizza Spaghetti? Where you boil noodles then bake it with tomato sauce, and pizza toppings? I think it is delicious.
MEATBICYCLE: We shall see how much elbow grease is needed. Yes, Arnold, Karen, and her kittens are Tamamo's real family.
Guest: Thank you.
Exia Zero: We shall see.
Nicholas: Yes, it will be.
Ice: Nice, like the ideas.
Jebest4781: Look forward to the one after this one more.
Brian-tagachi: I am happy I am making you happy with Crying for the Moon. I hope I don't fuck it up.
Animecollecter: Yeah, that is a strange question. What three accounts? I actually showed your review to Crowfeast. We are talking about the possibility.
Reggad the Knife: Well, Barb's reaction seems appropriate to me. Also, get Noisy Cricket… no, any weapon from MIB you can get. Get Edgar the Bug!
Hiroki: Never seen, but heard of the Newsies from CollegeHumor Badman vs Superman.
Ravage88atlas: Pretty much, yeah, that is what I was going for.
StarDustDragonknight: Me too. I honestly had this thought that Lucifer would tell his fellow Sins that the kid who killed Loin, who they are currently eating, was a Lycan because it affects them too.
Wolf Bete: Shhhh… spoiler.
Sniperbro1998: I know, Kurama is the worst mother.
Kuiil: As you wish~~~~ but take me out to dinner first.
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 60: Bottom of the Pregnant Iceberg
"Later, everyone!" Naruto called out as he clocked out of work, backpack on his back.
Before anyone could say anything, Naruto was out the door, running.
Magic coursing through his body like One for All, Naruto sped through the city at record speed, reaching his training ground.
However, instead of seeing Bee, like he expected, he saw…
"Kermit the Frog?"
Said frog turned his head, removing the cigarette from his mouth.
"And the Star returns to stage." Kermit stated, tossing the cigarette to the ground.
Naruto felt immense confusion.
'Is this some sort of joke… wait a minute…' Naruto thought, an inquisitive look on his face.
Flashback…
"Okay, Loona, what is this 'cool' thing you wanna show us?" Naruto asked, trying to hide his smile but failing.
Loona pridefully smirked as she pulled out one of the hooks.
"OH FUCK, IS THAT…" Naruto shouted as he grabbed Loona's hand. "IT'S THE CLAWS OF HADES FROM GOD OF WAR THREE!"
Loona took hold of the weapon, twirling it around expertly a few times before she threw it, arching it through the air before she caught it.
She spun on her foot, slamming it into the ground.
Purple flame like skulls bellowed out from the strike before they petered out.
"Yep, I got it from Kermit…" Loona said as she pulled the hook back to her hand as Verosika walked into the garage while Naruto deadpanned.
"Kermit… the frog?" Naruto asked as he looked at Loona in concern before putting his hand on her forehead. "Are you feeling alright?"
"Yes, I am perfectly fine, besides, he made your duel disks." Loona told him.
"These ones?" Naruto asked as he pulled both of them out of his bag.
Flashback End…
"You're the guy who sold the Claws to Loona." Naruto accused in disbelief.
Kermit chuckled.
"Yep, I did. And now…"
Naruto could not see his movements.
One moment, Kermit was standing over a dozen feet away, next second, the frog's fist was right before his face, hair blown back.
"Nerves of steel…" Kermit mumbled, his smile forming as he returned to a normal standing stance. "And decent amounts of magic. Bee has trained you well, so I guess it is time."
"Wait, what? You know Bee?" Naruto asked, his confusion growing. "And what is it time for?"
"My Training." Kermit stated as he held out his hand.
Naruto watched as magic started to swell in the amphibian Muppet's hand, taking the shape of a sphere that was spinning like a top.
"This, Naruto, is what every Naruto must know. Then Rasengan." Kermit stated, ending the technique. "For you see, young Naruto. I am a Mutli-Verse Traveler. I know hundreds of thousands of Naruto's, and EACH one of them, knows this technique and gets big booty bitches, except the Yaoi Universe…" Kermit shuddered. "Now it is your turn.
Naruto's tail twitched as his fur bristled.
Not in fear, but excitement.
"When do we start?" Naruto asked with restrained eagerness.
Kermit held up a finger.
"First…"
Kermit pulled out a baggy… of weed.
"I need a toke." Kermit said as he knelt down, pulling out some papers.
Naruto deadpanned into the ground.
Meanwhile…
Submerged into the healing hot water of the spa, Loona tearfully ate her pizza spaghetti with Stolas, Octavia, and Esther.
"… he just trains and works… he is so very tired to spend to much time with Verosika and me…" Loona wept, stuffing her mouth so full that her cheeks puffed out.
"Oh, dear…" Stolas said, putting a hand on the mother-to-be's shoulder. "I think we should… do something about that…"
Octavia, who was holding Esther in a smaller spa pool, looked over at her dad.
"PLEASE tell me it isn't sexual dad…"
Stolas, with red on his cheeks, turned away.
Evening…
"I think you went to far, Kermit." Bee said, leaning over the traveler as Naruto was gasping for air, his white furred hands burned and blistered.
Around him was dozens of dozens of dozens of dozens of balloons and water soaking into the ground.
"Oh, he'll be fine." Kermit replied with confidence, smirking at the Sin of Gluttony. "Besides, this isn't my first rodeo training a Naruto. For real, MY Naruto in the Happy Hotel Hellhound universe is no where near ready magically to learn this technique, but eventually…"
Bee nervously smiled.
"I won't pretend to understand your multi-verse crack speak, but cool." Bee said as she walked over to her shared student, picking Naruto up. "I am still working on plans for your baby shower, Naruto."
"Welp, I will go hit up the Lust Ring." Kermit said with pep in his step.
Ready to release his HUGE ass Muppet dick on some whores.
'I wonder if this Universe has Ginger?~' Kermit thought, thinking of his favorite girl in the HHH universe.
Next Day…
Naruto's eyes opened.
'The fuck…' He thought as he reached up, removing a note off of his face.
Naruto,
Millie and I are going to be out all day with Blitz to do some work.
Please clean up after you cook.
And do the laundry.
~Moxxie
'Okay, that I can do.' Naruto thought as he got out of bed.
Heading down stairs, Naruto's lips curled into a confused look as he saw rose petals on the bottom of the steps.
Leaning down to grab one, Naruto looked at it.
'Mom and dad aren't careless to do that.' Naruto thought as his confusion grew when he heard Careless Whisper start playing in the living room.
Entering the living room, Naruto's arousal became very evident from the tent in his pants.
Before him was Loona, laying across the couch.
She wore a green satin slip chemise V-Neck Nightie with lace trim.
"Loona…" Naruto gasped out, drawing her attention.
Without words, Loona sat up, carefully removing herself from the couch.
Each step she took toward Naruto was intentional.
The sway of her hips and tail caught Naruto's attention.
"Loona, what is…"
Naruto was silenced as Loona kissed him, her arms draping themselves over his shoulders.
Naruto returned the kiss passionately, but ended the kiss early, gently touching his forehead to Loona's
"What is this?" He asked, his heart racing.
"I've been overwhelmed." Loona said as lay her head on his chest. "You have been so damn busy… I just…" Loona's eyes started to water as her throat started to become scratchy. "I just wanted you to… I couldn't think… It was Stolas's idea… you aren't mad, are you?"
Expecting him to be upset, Loona was surprised when Naruto lifted her up and walked up stairs to his room.
"I got to thank stolas for this then." Naruto said with a horny smile.
Unable to hold in her happiness, Loona leaned into Naruto's neck, beginning to lick his collarbone, feeling his body shuddering from her actions.
Gently placing his pregnant girlfriend on the bed, Naruto smiled, looking at her beauty as she looked back at him.
"Love you, Naruto."
"Love you too, Loona." Naruto said, removing his clothes before getting on the bed.
Skip, March, Lust Ring, Fox's Den…
"I have to leave for one month for work in Lucifer's court." Kurama stated to her workers. "I leave leadership of this illustrious establishment to my daughter, Tamamo. Listen to her and we shall have no problem."
"Yes, Madam Kurama." Everyone replied, bowing in understanding.
Stark stood in the back, the far back, as Kurama left Fox's Den for her week-long trip.
"Alright everyone, let's get back to work." Tamamo ordered, clapping her hands together.
Now fifteen years old, Tamamo was a little bit taller, her body having filled out more.
She looked identical outside of that.
Stark scoffed and walked upstairs.
Once again, he entered Kurama's office/room without permission.
This time, however, he didn't even try to hide it as he walked to Kurama's desk and grabbed Naruto's file.
Evening…
Stark sat at one of the tables in the bar, holding Naruto's file, reading as he drank.
He read the file meticulously despite how wasted he was.
Something caught his eye.
"Hm, well, well, opportunity shines on me." Stark mumbled to himself, ignoring some admirers as he stood up, putting the file in his jacket. "Well, seems like the last few days of stalking her and using the file have paid off."
Stumbling out, Stark paid for his drinks, his destination clear.
Especially, his goal and the treasure he sought.
Meanwhile…
Verosika, Loona, Millie, Moxxie, Blitz, and Naruto were watching Scary Movie 2 as it rained outside, bowls of popcorn and open beer bottles littered the tables.
"Oh…" Loona gasped, hands clasping her belly.
"Some thing wrong?" Naruto and Blitz asked in unison, not bothering to acknowledge it.
"No, the baby kicked." Loona said with a bright smile, grabbing their hands and putting them on her belly.
Verosika, Millie, and Moxxie put their hands on Loona's swollen stomach.
Underneath their palms, they could feel tiny kicking movements from the baby.
Their hearts swelled in happiness as Naruto and Blitz pressed their foreheads against the baby, not minding them being kicked in the head.
Three days later…
It was Naruto's day off.
He lay in his bed, hands aching.
His training in magic with Bee had been put on halt ever since he started training with Kermit.
The light came through the cracks in his blinds.
Pulling his blanket over him, Naruto groaned, just wanting to selfishly sleep.
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
The door opened without response.
"What?" Naruto asked from under the covers.
The blanket was yanked off of him, revealing the mischievous smirk of one Verosika.
"Sup, bitch?" She asked as she pounced the teen.
The two wrestled slightly before devolving into a passionate make out session, Naruto's hands on her ass as she pressed her breasts into his chest.
"Come on." Verosika said as she pulled back, saliva dribbling down her succulent lips. "Get dressed so we aren't late."
"Late for what?" Naruto asked as he started to wake up more, realizing Millie and Moxxie were in the kitchen getting food ready.
"It's the Baby Shower, remember?" Verosika asked, quirking an eyebrow. "Did you forget?"
Naruto shamefully looked away.
Verosika pouted, pinching his cheek.
Skip, Wrath Ring, Joe and Lin's Farm…
"So, this is the OTHER girlfriend you mentioned, Naruto." Joe asked his grandson as Loona and Blitz arrived at the farm.
"Yes, that's my Loona." Naruto said as he leaned into Verosika.
Now Seven Months into her pregnancy, Loona wore a maternity dress as she shut the door to Blitz's car.
"Hm, not a fan she is also a hound, but she makes you happy." Lin stated, her dull face changing into happiness as she approached Loona. "Greeting, dear, I am Lin, Naruto's grandmother."
"Nice to meet you, ma'am." Loona said somewhat politely, having heard the elder imp's racist comment, but pushed it aside.
"Sup, Joe, Lin." Blitz greeted. "Just so you know, some people we know are coming too…"
As Blitz said that, two cars pulled up.
One was Jayjay and Vortex's.
The other was Stolas's limo.
Everyone bowed as the latter exited his car with Octavia.
"Sorry, Esther and Stella could not come. It is her time with Esther, you see." Stolas explained as he and everyone else got set up.
The baby Shower celebration was to take place in the nearby open field that Joe and Lin owned, and currently, it had the table set up with lots of food and alcohol.
The barbeque was roasting a large side of beef and pork.
Several rotisserie chickens spinning on a smaller spit.
Beside the head of the table were many gifts.
"Everyone here?" Naruto asked as he looked over the list. "Alright, let's…"
The small area exploded with magic, pink smoke emitting from the epicenter.
The smoke solidified into… cotton candy?
"Oh, no." Jayjay facepalmed as four yellow hands pulled the sweet fluffy candy apart.
"Wassup, Bitches, you all ready to fucking party!" Queen Bee declared.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
"Does this have to happen?" Naruto asked as he approached Queen Bee. "Thank you, Bee, but you don't have to do anything. We have enough food and drink…"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk…" Bee tsk'd as she wagged her finger. "You got basic drinks, I'll bring the big guns."
Waving her hands, the alcohol was altered into…
"FUCK YEAH, BEELZE-JUICE!" Verosika cheered as she grabbed one of the keg for herself.
"Food's done." Joe calls out as he stepped away from the barbeque.
Loona slowly walked to her seat, sighing in relief as her feet were KILLING HER.
Until she felt her eyes roll back.
"Oh~~" she moaned as Naruto was massaging her feet.
Everyone lined up for food as two more cars arrived.
"Sup, where's my son-in-law!"
Verosika spat her Beelze-Juice out of her mouth and into Blitz's face.
"HEY!"
"JACK!"
"Could I be anyone else other than myself." A cocky smirked Jack replied as he hugged his daughter figure.
"BARBIE!"
Everyone turned to see Blitz running toward the second person.
Barbie's face scrunched in HEAVY irritation.
She side stepped her brother's attempt at a hug.
"Verosika, thank you for the invite." Barbie said, smiling as she hugged the Succubus.
"No problem, my friend." Verosika said as she held up a beer for Barbie.
"WHAT!" Blitz screamed as he walked up to Barbie. "When did you get out of rehab? Why didn't you call me?"
Barbie took a sharp, SHARP, deep breath, spinning to face her brother.
"I am here only to drop off a gift for my pregnant niece, Blitzo." She stated clearly, even pronouncing the 'O' in her brother's name. "I'm not here for you or your bullshit."
"But… Barb…" Blitz tried to continue.
Sadly, the Imp fell silent as Barbie approached Loona.
"Here you go, Loona." Barbie said, her smile forced, but the happiness not lost.
"Thank you, Aunt Barb." Loona said, accepting her gift, hand reaching out for a beer. "Ow."
"No drinking." Naruto said.
"I won't stop." Loona snipped as she made another grab.
Barbie chuckled before she walked to her car.
Blitz watched in silence as his sister drove away.
It felt like every fiber in his being was screaming at him to follow. To explain what happened and to build a better relationship with her.
"BLITZ! HELP!"
Snapping out of his head, Blitz turned to see Naruto chugging copious amounts of alcohol in an attempt to keep Loona from drinking.
"Blitz, help me…" Naruto called out, chugging more beer, his body starting to react to the drinks. "Keep Loona… from…"
"ON IT!" Blitz screamed, diving onto the table.
Moxxie face palmed as Millie laughed.
"Oh, it is so nice to see those two get along." Millie laughed out as Naruto and Blitz safe guarded Loona, both getting piss drunk.
Food was devoured, drink was urinated, and the sun set, allowing the bright winter moon to shine, casting its celestial light on the party.
Torches, yes torches, were lit alongside a fire pit, giving an orange glow with the silver hue of the moon.
Music was being sung by a happy drunk Verosika, many guests, Blitz included, cheering for her with drunken passion.
Millie and Loona sat on the porch, neither drinking, watching over everyone.
"Come on, this way~"
Millie glanced over.
'Sally May… Naruto?' Millie thought as she saw her sister dragging her intoxicated son away from the party, vanishing within the barn.
"Mill?" Loona asked as she saw the Imp stand up.
"Loona, stay here." Millie said as she started to walk off of the porch.
"Millie, what is going on?" Loona asked as she got up, following the imp, albeit slower than Millie.
Millie got to the barn, slowing down as she leaned into the door to listen in.
She heard… a slurping out and a moan?
Loona caught up to Millie, her ears twitching as she heard it too, but could also smell Naruto's scent in the air.
Loona went still, her heart slowly beginning to crack.
Both women saw red.
Millie grabbed the door, throwing it open, revealing Naruto laying on the ground unconscious with his pants at his ankles with an aphrodisiac patch on his thigh, balls deep into Sally May's throat.
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU BITCH!" Loona screamed, her voice breaking at the last moment as tears streamed down her face.
"Why?" Sally May asked, popping off of Naruto's dick as he lay across the ground.
"BECAUSE YOU ARE BLOWING MY BOYFRIEND!"
"Oh, this… This isn't your boyfriend, toots." Sally May replied as she delved back onto Naruto's dick, her pace fast as she desired his cream.
"GET OFF OF MY SON!" Millie bellowed, jumping her sister.
It was to late.
Naruto tensed, gritting his teeth as he climaxed into Sally May's mouth, her belly swelling, tearing her shirt, to the size of six months with triplets… before he puffed into nothing as Millie slammed into Sally May, the two sisters rolling.
"… What?" Loona choked, trying to figure out what happened. "WHERE IS NARUTO!"
"LOONA!"
Loona turned and saw Naruto standing on the table, drunk as fuck with Blitz, the two looking at her.
"It's as I said, toots, that was not your boyfriend." Sally May said as she pushed Millie off of her, standing up, her balance off due to her now bloated stomach. "It was one of his clones…"
"YOU BITCH!" Loona screamed, closing the distance with her hands around Sally May's throat. "YOU MADE ME THINK MY MAN WAS UNFAITHFUL! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Sally May gasped for air.
"H-Harder…"
"WOAH!" Loona screamed, dropping the imp in shock.
"Oh, you tease~" Sally May gasped out in disappointment.
Overwhelmed with emotions, Loona ran as best she could back to the table.
"Loona…" Naruto asked, seeing her distress, he got off the table, he hugged her, feeling how tight she was hugging him.
"It's going to be okay…" Naruto slurred his words, lazily rubbing her back.
"Take… take me home…" Loona begged, just wanting to leave.
"Okay, okay…" Naruto said, mentally sobering up, seeing Millie approach them. "Mom, Loona wants to go home… can you…"
"Of course, I will." Millie said as she and Naruto led Loona to the car.
The party didn't end, but it lost its flare as the trio left.
Skip, April 18th…
"How much longer do we have to wait for the Uber…" Loona asked, holding her eight and a half-month pregnant belly.
"They are just about to… here they are." Blitz said as he waved down the Uber driver.
The car slowed down and stopped right before them.
Loona got in after Blitz, who put his hand on her shoulder, a look of concern on her face.
Smiling in reassurance, Loona turned to the driver.
"To the Sloth Ring please, Dr. Yukong's office." Loona asked, her hand on her belly.
"Sure, Loona." The driver replied as he started to drive off, locking the doors.
"Wait, how do you know my name?" Loona asked, a sudden fear creeping up her spine.
"Well, shit, I guess I blew it." The drive said, looking in the rear-view mirror, revealing a mostly human face with wolf ears.
A compartment above the back seats in the car opened, revealing two imps, holding bags.
Before Loona and Blitz could react, said bags went over their heads.
"YOU MOTHERFU…"
Blitz was punched out cold when he tried to pull out a gun while Loona had her hands tied behind her, but was left alone.
"Don't hurt the girl, I don't want her hurt."
"Yes, Stark."
Chapter 60, DONE!
Well… well fuck.
Stark, you bastard, you won't get away with this!
Not my best, but definitely not my worst.
I got to say, I am happy to return to my regular style of writing. I felt like I was rushing through to much important stuff, but this is something I wanted to get to, but didn't want to skip directly to it. If I did everything with thorough details, we would not have gotten to THIS POINT until late November or January.
New art up on deviantart, please check it out at Boo1194's page.
If you enjoyed this chapter, please leave a review, even if you hated it, because it helps me become a better author.