Original Posted On Oct. 26, 2023
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Responses:
Bednarczykmiki: We shall see what happens when that bridge is crossed.
Nathair1: Naruto has not been using patches since chapter 55, which in story happened about 10-11 months prior, so he has no immunity/resistance to it. So, I do see why this might have been a thought. I am proud of my scene of Blitz scolding Moxxie for being a wuss, it is something I wish I could do more with.
HellHammer: Wow, that is interesting. So simple, very effective.
StrongGuy159: Those ideas aren't silly. They work.
MichaelTheFox: Naruto would not eat those if he knew what was in them. But keep him blissfully unaware, and he would.
Dktv9: Thought you would have been one of the readers who hated the last chapter. I am glad I was wrong.
ShadowBloodedge3639: Happy to know Hinata's Bloating got someone's day started.
Fenris Silverblood: Oh, that won't be for a short while. Yeah, I thought about Naruto doing that… but remembered, this Hinata is a rabbit/succubus sinner, so sex is her WHOLE thing. Her body is made for sex.
Gamelover41592: Thank you, I aim to amuse/confuse.
StarDustDragonknight: Hinata would Like Zarbon, so probably wouldn't be a punishment.
Animecollecter: What? When did Naruto message Loona/Verosika? Crimson has his phone.
Dark Claw: Exactly!
Exia-Zero: Love the new DAU Spider-Frog episode. Maybe, depends if I can think of a Super Hell, since in Hazbin/Helluva Canon, souls that are killed are annihilated, nothing left.
Jebest4781: Yes, they will.
Wolf Mike: Oh… well, Crimson has other plans.
Nicholas: I do believe the residue of the sticking solution on Naruto's arm is proof enough. Yeah, they will kill her if they find her.
Reggad the Knife: I feel this chapter will make you very happy.
Dire Wolf: It won't be pretty.
MEATBICYCLE: I am sorry I did this. I caused your outburst. You have nothing to apologize for. I thought it was a good idea, and it wasn't. Please, forgive me. If this chapter is not satisfactory, I understand. Thank you for being supportive of me.
Calderoneric758: No. Remember, Succubi in this story chose if they get pregnant, and Hinata wouldn't want 'the stray dog's' children. She would rather die.
Hawkin's Chance: Thank you for your honesty.
Thor94: Thank you for your honesty. I did make Naruto pathetic, unintentionally.
Sniperbro1998: We shall see what the recording was for… and it is not good.
DaftMerc39: DAMN, WHO WANTS ME TO ADD KISAME TO THIS LINEUP AS AN ANTAGONIST OR… A PROTAGONIST! Verosika IS very popular. Naruto's phone is with Crimson at the moment, SO, he can't take the picture, but yes, I wanted Naruto to see his grandmother. Blitz DOES have experience when it comes to deadbeat dads and deceased mothers… IF Canon Hinata saw this you KNOW she'd be red faced and embarrassed if Canon Naruto saw Bitchnata. Andy's ribbon IS Spiderman!
Rick: Wow, that's cool. I love Shield Hero.
Megakdre100: Thank you for your honesty. I thought it was a good idea, but it clearly was not.
Ice: Cool, no pun intended.
Chaos: You are smart to not trust Crimson. I would like it if Naruto learned Rokushiki, like how he did in my Werefox of Bael and Kitsune of Bael stories. If you wanna see Naruto use Rokushiki, then I urge you to read them.
Diablo: Thank you, I am very proud of that scene between Blitz and Moxxie.
Hiroki: Oh, I gotta check that out. Okay, listening Now… woah… love the beat. Definitely use that when you read that fight!
Xebec: In all four of his testicle from his two dicks!
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 70: Escape-capades
"Oh, Christ, Stray Dog…" Hinata moaned as she attempted to hold her stomach. "You… you bloated me like a balloon on helium."
She was in utter shock, not even Kiba or Chazz could make this happen.
"Magic and the patches." Naruto gasped as his world was spinning.
His back hit the wall, gasping for air, shaking as shame washed over him.
'No, can't let this bitch have power over me.' Naruto thought as he felt his stomach turn in disgust after what he did. 'I gotta make my escape carefully, but first…'
Naruto tugged at the collar.
Meanwhile…
"Call us if anything happens." Loona told Blitz, who was carrying a sleeping Andromeda.
"I will, Looney, don't worry." Blitz said as he smiled brightly as Moxxie and Millie finished loading up the IMP van.
Usually, he would love to Run and Gun with his workers, BUT he was going to give the fun to his workers, daughter, and Ex.
SO, he was going to spend this time being a grandfather and watch his granddaughter.
Loona turned to go to the van, but closed the small distance between herself and Blitz.
She leaned down and kissed his forehead.
"Thanks for all you do, Old man." Loona said as she hopped into the car, the van shooting out of its position.
Blitz held a look of disbelief that slowly turned to happy realization.
His smiling trembled, his eyes watered, and his nose started to run.
Being so happy was the worst way to describe how he felt.
*PPPFFFFFTT*
"Excuse me, Andy." Blitz said as he turned around to carry the infant into the Studio. "Gramps farted."
Van…
"So, we pick up Vero tomorrow with all the cash, then we go to Greed and grab Naruto?" Loona said as she sat in the back of the van, going over the weapons.
"Well, we split up." Moxxie replied as he looked in the rear view mirror. "You and Verosika will distract everyone when you 'deliver' the money."
"Then we talk them for a while, allowing you two to sneak in and grab Naruto, then we grab the money and escape." Loona said as she pulled out spare clothing.
The clothing she was going to wear when she and Verosika were going to 'distract' Crimson.
"So… why do YOU two get suits like the Men in Black, but Verosika and I have to wear red glitter dresses?" Loona asked, holding up her dress.
It was a tube dress, made to be tight around the chest, waist, and thigh area to hold onto her body.
Along with it was a pair of LONG purple gloves that went up to her forearms.
"Its Jessica Rabbit from Who Frame Roger Rabbit, a classic!" Millie pointed out.
"A classic for kids, why am I wearing this?" Loona asked again, disturbed at the thought that she was going to wear a lovely dress for the sake of showing some skin.
"Dad's old fashioned, he is sexist as fuck." Moxxie informed as he started driving to the Hotel they were going to be staying at for Verosika's concert. "So, letting him have 'a couple of stupid dames' wearing classic dresses will allow him to 'feel' like he has power over the situation. When in actuality… he doesn't."
"That is pretty well thought out." Loona replied, honestly impressed it wasn't JUST for showing her skin.
Or Fan Service…
Meanwhile…
Kiba zipped up his pants, wiping his nasty cum covered hand over his jeans.
'Kurama will like this video.' He thought as he got out of his chair, closing the recorder to put it in his pocket.
A sound of a wire snapping caught Kiba's attention.
He looked up to see Naruto holding Hinata's bra, pulling out the support wire from it.
"The fuck do you think you're doing?" Kiba asked, having pocketed the recorder.
"What are you doing?" Hinata asked, her attention now on Naruto, unable to move from the bed due to Naruto fucking her.
"Nothing that concerns you." Naruto replied as he successfully pulled the wire out, reaching toward the collar. 'God this reminds me of when Hinata was blackmailing me in high school and I told Loona...'
Flashback...
"As for this bitch blackmailing you…" Loona said as she cupped her chin. "I say keep it going."
"What?"
"Hear me out." Loona said as she looked him in the eyes. "If you have her think she is in control, she will let her guard down, get sloppy, and when that happens," Loona got close to his face. "You snatch that phone and destroy it. No evidence, no proof, and you will be good. Sure, you might have to buy a new phone for her, but that is better than losing the children, right?"
Naruto stared at her, blinking stupidly.
"What?" Loona asked in confusion.
"I thought you'd be more pissed." Naruto admitted.
"Who says I am not…" Loona said with a growl, cracking her fingers. "Nothing would give me more pleasure than to brutalize that bitch."
Naruto shakily smiled and hugged Loona, his face in the nape of her neck.
"Thank you, my Moon." He thanked her.
"Anytime, my World." Loona replied as she hugged him back.
Flashback End…
Naruto was brought out of memory lane as he backed up, dropping the wire as Kiba's fist moved where Naruto's head was.
"You think I am just gonna let you esc…"
Kiba was silenced when Naruto's foot connected with his head, sending the Sinner spinning.
"Kiba!" Hinata shouted as he nearly fell, giving Naruto the opportunity to grab the wire, jamming it into the collar key hole, tinkering with it to get it off. "Come on, Get OFF!"
He turned to Kiba.
"Not you." Naruto said, knowing that the two freaks in the room would be dirty enough to think of a sex joke.
"Fuck, that hurts." Kiba exclaimed, holding his jaw.
"Well, the next one will TAKE the jaw off!" Naruto warned, hands still trying to get the collar off.
"Nice threat." Kiba admitted, his magic channeling into his claws.
Naruto ducked, some of his blonde hair falling to the ground as he duck/rolled under Kiba's arm, his back to the door as he continued to tinker with the collar.
"Seems you know some interesting magic too." Naruto chuckled in a slight panic/realization it would not be easy.
Covering Kiba's hands, were magic constructs that looked like claws perfect for rending flesh from bone.
"Well, I've learned a few things." Kiba replied, flexing his hands and fingers, a predatorial smile creeping onto his face, eyes wide at the thrill of a hunt.
Naruto's hands lowered from his neck.
'May have gotten the jump on me earlier due to me being an idiot and not paying attention,' Naruto thought as he prepared himself. 'But I won't go down easy.'
Meanwhile, Lust Ring…
"You are fucking with me…" Kurama asked Crimson, her hands so tense she could break concrete. "Right?"
"I am sorry, Madam, but your new employees are ruining my attempt to fulfill my duty to you." Crimson repeated. "Hinata and Kiba have gotten in the way of my…"
Crimson's phone rang.
He checked his phone, seeing it was from one of his men that he left at his home.
He turned it off.
"They are purposely ignoring my orders…"
*RING, RING, RING*
He grimaced, red in the face from embarrassment.
"E-Excuse me…" he said as he turned, answering his phone. "What?"
"SIR, THEIR FIGHT IS NEARLY DESTROYING THE HOUSE!"
Greed Ring…
"STAND STILL!"
"GONNA HAVE TO MAKE ME!" Naruto retorted, avoiding Kiba's wide arc swing, the magic claws embedding into the wall, a dust cloud of debris coming to life.
For the last two minutes, Naruto has been reflexively avoiding Kiba's attacks, allowing the attack to destroy what it hit.
Mainly, the walls and pillars within the house.
Kiba growled, yanking his hand from the wall.
"STOP MOVING AND FIGHT ME!" Kiba yelled wildly.
"Hm, Nope!" Naruto said, jumping backwards. 'I need to time this correctly, or else my head and neck…'
Kiba ran at Naruto.
Naruto ran toward Kiba.
Kiba swang his arm for Naruto's torso.
'Now!'
Naruto ducked under the swing, but at the moment the claws could hurt his throat, Naruto pushed up.
The claw caught the collar, slicing through it and burning the top layer of Naruto's neck as Naruto slid under the Sinner's attack.
"Yeah-hey, it worked!" Naruto said in excitement, his face twinging in pain as the collar hit the ground.
"What… Oh…" Kiba asked, realizing he fucked up.
"Thanks, fuck you, I'm gone!" Naruto said robotically, turning around and running down the hall.
"HEY, YOU CAN'T LEAVE!" Kiba shouted in a panic.
He could not let Naruto get away.
Crimson would kill him.
"EAT MY ASS!"
Kiba face grimaced as he lunged, his hands helping him run on all fours.
"GET BACK HERE!" He screamed, jumping to grab Naruto, but instead of a grabbing motion, Magic swirled around Kiba, his fingers and arms prepped for an attack.
He spun fast enough to look like a mini-tornado.
"FANG-PASSING FANG!" Kiba shouted, striking Naruto in the back… only for Naruto to pop into nothing. "What!"
Kiba landed on all fours, confused.
He sniffed the air.
"What the fuck!" He stated in confusion. "His scent is everywhere!"
Around the mansion, dozens of Naruto's clones were running wild.
'That should throw them all off.' Naruto thought as he climbed up to the roof. 'Just gotta get out of here, and go home.'
Once on the roof, Naruto sat down.
'They shouldn't check on the roof… unless they have a way up here?'
Naruto looked around, not seeing any real way or passage that led to the roof.
He touched his neck, hissing in pain as blood coated his palm.
"Damn, that shit burns…" He hissed, applying some magic in attempt to stanch the bleeding.
It wasn't a deep wound, but it was close enough to his artery that he didn't want to take any risks.
"THERE YOU ARE YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Naruto jumped in startlement and got to his feet, seeing Kiba at the end of the roof, attempting his climb up.
"HOW!"
"THAT THROAT WOUND BLED ENOUGH FOR ME TO FOLLOW THE TRAIL, RETARD!" Kiba snarled.
Naruto went to retaliate, but held back.
'Well, he has a point.' Naruto thought, accepting the fact Kiba was correct. "Anyway, I'm going to kill you now."
"Like you did before?" Kiba asked, finally on the roof.
Naruto frowned, on guard as Kiba got on his feet.
"Hinata said that before." Naruto remembered her saying it. "But I assure you, I didn't kill…"
Naruto side stepped Kiba's punch, grabbing his arm.
Both Kiba and Naruto's opposite hands punched the other, deadlocking each other.
"Bullshit, you'd have every reason to crawl out of here and kill us!" Kiba yelled.
"Why would I waste my time killing my old bullies?" Naruto snapped back, starting to get annoyed with this. "And as if I have the power to go between Hell and Earth!"
Kiba pushed magic into his limbs, grunting as he pushed against Naruto.
'Shit, my footing!' Naruto thought as his foot slipped out from under him.
Kiba saw Naruto start to slide backwards, his arms pulling away to try to catch his balance.
"NOW!" Kiba shouted, lunging forward, his magic swirling around him.
Naruto watched Kiba target his torso.
'Shit, I can't…' Naruto thought as he put his hands together, magic spinning. 'It's incomplete, but it will work!'
"FANG-PASSING FANG/RASENGAN!"
The incomplete Rasengan's centrifugal power collided with the slashing momentum of Kiba's attack.
Incomplete, but powerful, the Rasengan pushed against, matched, and overwhelmed Kiba's attack, cancelling each other out, blowing Naruto off the roof as Kiba hit the roof, rolling down it.
"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!" Kiba shouted, ending his magic to use his clawed hands to grab the roof to not fall off.
Naruto, unfortunately didn't have that opportunity since he was already falling, and with the extra force pushing him back he was eventually granted a wonderful view of the sky… as he landed back first on the front lawn.
"FUuuuuuuck…" Naruto groaned as he sat up.
He back ached, but nothing was broken.
"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!" Kiba continued to scream as his grip on the roof held.
Naruto got up, ignoring his aching body.
'Used a lot of magic in that stunt… forget that. Gotta make a run for it now… fuck they have my phone… screw it!' Naruto thought as he headed for the entrance.
He could taste freedom in the air… only to stop mid pace.
"I am sorely disappointed, Naruto." Crimson said as he exited his limo. "You promised to not attempt any escapes."
"haha… you know me…" Naruto chuckled as he saw Alessio step out of the limo, noticing a third person within it. "I'm in my rebellious phase."
Crimson snickered.
"Alessio…"
Alessio shut the door, and before Naruto could blink completely, the shark was on him, mouth open.
Naruto instinctively raised his arm, coated in magic.
Alessio's serrated fangs pierced Naruto's flesh.
He thrashed his head right and left as Naruto screamed in agony, intending to take it off at the elbow.
"GET OFF!" Naruto screamed as he punched Alessio in the torso, sending the shark back several feet, but not down.
'Shit, I waisted to much magic for the Rasengan.' Naruto thought as Alessio raised his head, blood gushing from his mouth as his entire tooth structure was embedded in Naruto's arm.
Naruto grabbed the teeth, and with hesitation, pulled them off.
He dropped them, chunks of torn flesh on the teeth as Alessio chuckled aggressively.
"The teeth of a shark are deadly, aren't they, Naruto?" He asked as a new set of teeth seemed to magically grow back.
"Who… the fuck… do you think you are? Arlong?" Naruto asked, realizing this was similar to Luffy Vs Arlong.
"Hm, don't know this Arlong, but he sounds like a badass." Alessio replied as he looked at Naruto like prey.
Naruto prepared to attack, but was stopped when a gun went off.
"Alright, that's enough bullshit!"
"Wait…" Naruto mumbled in realization as he saw Karen standing on the limo, holding a Holy Magic Shot gun.
It looked like a Benelli M4 Tactical Shotgun with Pistol-Gripped Stock, with holy magic in the tip.
Naruto could tell, since his sword was made from holy metal.
"Hey, Karen!" Kiba called out as he got back on the roof, sighing in relief. "Thanks for keeping him…"
He jumped when the spot next to him was blasted by Karen's expert aim.
"You are in Hot water, fuckwad!" Karen stated in anger. "Get your whore out here and get in the car! We are leaving, NOW!"
Naruto watched as Kiba did not say a word before he crawled the wall to the open window Naruto previously opened.
"Hello, Karen." Naruto greeted as he held his hands up, walking toward her. "You remember me?"
"Of course, I do, Naruto." Karen said, not lowering her weapon. "And I am sorry…"
Naruto didn't understand until he felt the gun barrel nearly impale his stomach.
"It's just business." Karen said coldly as she removed her weapon from his body.
Naruto collapsed to his knees, holding the aching area.
He didn't falter further.
Karen's glasses were covered in light as she raised her gun once more.
This time, the butt of the gun cracked Naruto's skull into the pavement.
"Thank you, Kars." Crimson thanked as he walked up to Naruto's unconscious body. "You didn't need to though, I was going to discipline my grandson before you stepped in."
Karen ignored Crimson getting her name wrong.
She waited patiently for Kiba and Hinata.
However… a vein bulged when she saw the unsightly appearance Hinata had at the moment.
"Please tell me this was not Naruto?" She asked in a calm, yet cold voice.
"It was Stray Dog." Hinata stated.
Karen swung her gun into Hinata's stomach.
A loud *POP* sound echoed through out the lawn as cum burst from Hinata's vagina.
"AH YOU BITCH!" Hinata screamed, horrible pain from the strike with muscle cramps striking while she was down. "WHY!"
Karen didn't answer with words.
She pumped her shotgun and pointed it at the teens, tilting her head toward the limo.
Kiba scooped Hinata up and got in, Karen putting her gun on safety.
"Kids these days." She said in anger, pinking the bridge between her eyes.
"I want my Limo back." Crimson told Karen as Alessio grabbed Naruto's arm. "Alessio, have someone bandage Naruto's wounds. Then dress him for his wedding before taking him to the cellar."
"Yes, boss." Alessio said, returning to his usual calm, stoic side.
"Wedding?" Karen asked before she got in the limo to drive it to Lust.
"Yes, since my grandson is being troublesome, just before those whores get here with the money, I plan on Marrying my grandson to my wealthiest member." Crimson said, smoking his cigar with a sinister smile. "Chazz Thurman."
"Hey-hey-hey!" said shark demon said from one of the windows.
Karen felt disgust when said person blew a kiss her way.
"Anyway, tell the Madam that she, her daughter, and anyone else who can come for the wedding is invited." Crimson told Karen. "It will be great."
"Alright, whatever." Karen said in a dull tone. "Your family affairs don't bother me."
Crimson chuckled, walking toward the door.
Karen got in the limo and started to drive.
She smirked when she heard Crimson's scream in the distance.
Something about damage cost.
Evening, Pride Ring…
Verosika walked off stage, soaked in sweat.
'My throat.' She thought as she drank some water.
She had been singing ALL day.
Yes, there were intermissions for her to eat, drink, and take a break.
But still.
'One step closer to saving Naruto.' Verosika thought as she arrived at her dressing room.
She got undressed, showered, and changed into some casual clothing, applying her magic disguise to get out of the concert area.
Thankfully, the management were able to contact her via tex.
'Oh, thank Lucifer we grossed over thirty-one million…' She thought, sighing in relief.
She and the gang had two more days before the Hostage Exchange.
She would NOT allow any harm to come to Naruto, or her family.
'Family?' She thought, thinking of Loona, Andromeda, Millie, Moxxie AND Blitz.
She smiled.
She smiled PROUDLY.
'Yeah, MY Family!' She thought with long strides in her step.
Verosika made it outside, spotting the IMP van.
The back door opened, revealing Loona.
"Sup, get in the car!" She called out.
Verosika hopped in the car.
"One more day, after tomorrow," She said confidently. "We will save Naruto."
Lust Ring, Fox's Den…
Kurama stood before Kiba and Hinata.
Both naked, on their knees.
Within Kurama's hands was a bamboo stick.
A LONG bamboo stick.
One enhanced with her magic.
"So, tell me…" She said in a faux tone. "What… DID you do again?"
"We thrust ourselves into a plan you and Crimson planned and nearly ruined it." They jumbled together in unison.
*THWACK, THWACK*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Now, tell me… how DID you nearly ruin MY plans?" Kurama asked.
"By fucking the Stray Dog…" Hinata spat out with heavy gasps of pain.
"And Filming it?" Kiba added, equally as tired.
Kurama nodded, having been looking at the recorded sex session.
"Indeed, and while I appreciate the porn," She closed the recorder, pocketing it. "I will not tolerate disobedience."
She raised the bamboo stick…
The cries of the two teens did not end with a respectable amount of strikes.
It went on ALL night.
Chapter 70, DONE!
Well… I hope this chapter makes up for the last one.
I know I made a LOT of people angry… so, no excuses. I thought it was a good idea, and I ran with it. Clearly, it was NOT a good idea.
If you are still here after the anger I caused you, thank you for staying, allowing me to apologize.
Anyway, if you enjoyed this chapter, please leave a review even if you hated it as it does help me become a better author.