Original Posted On Nov. 6, 2023

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Animecollecter: More like it is going to be fun.

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Nathair1: Well, they deserve the beating, so of course it is long. I love Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Gamelover41529: Sadly, Naruto will get one, and yes, they will Shrek.

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Hellhammer: No lube… just a five-foot-long dry strap on.

Ravage88Atlas: I hope this chapter and the next are up to par.

MichaelTheFox: I feel Velvet might take an interest.

DaftMerc39: Thank you for the idea of Robot Naruto/Naruko. That's why I had Kurama say that, but he laughs it off. Because he knows Kurama better than we think. LOL, Of course he doesn't like BDSM. That Ass ISSSS their's. LOL, He will teach her to ride hell horses. Bee's costume was worn by Kesha on Halloween a few years ago, and since Bee is voiced by Kesha… it made sense.

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Exia Zero: Shooting them in the dick. My idea is along those lines. *CHUCKLE*

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Nicholas: Chazz? Responsible for Good Boy Shippo dying?

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Fugg: Yeah, it should.

Keehar: LOL, the next chapter can't be written fast enough.

Rick: I know, NO ONE saw Valentino's involvement, and it fits.

Heavy: Me too… *VOMIT*

Kuma: I love the Roger Rabbit movie too, OOOOH, Jessica…

Psyduck: Horrible.

OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!

"Hey" = Speaking

'Hey' = Thinking

'Hey' = Memory

"Hey" = To be Determined

Chapter 72: The Hostage Exchange

Lust Ring, Fox's Den (Construction Site)

"So… Mother really did a number on the building…" Tamamo said in silent shock, her eyes wide.

"Yeah… but she did a big number on you." Karen said as she drove her small car into the parking lot next to the construction site.

Tamamo nodded.

Her injuries were healed, the remnants of her abuse being faint scarring.

"Anyway, you sure you want to stay here?" Karen asked as she parked the car, unlocking the doors.

"Yes, Mother will probably be needing my assistance after…" Tamamo's eyes wandered to the construction.

Karen sighed.

"Okay, but call me if you want me to pick you up… okay?" Karen pleaded.

Tamamo nodded, giving Karen a hug before she got out of the car.

She watched Karen restart the car, pulling out and driving away.

Taking a deep breath, Tamamo walked to the center of the camp area.

She could hear and smell the sexual actions happening in the tents.

'At least mother didn't fire any of our workers.' She thought as she approached Kurama's tent.

Entering, Tamamo went cold, her expression becoming dull.

Kurama was smoking violently, the tent filled with smoke.

"Mother…"

Kurama's head spun so fast it looked like it did a 180 turn.

"Tamamo…" Kurama snipped, face twitching before she forced it into a calmer expression. "I am happy to see you again."

She motioned outside the tent.

"I have a separate tent prepared for you, dear." Kurama said in a calmer tone. "I currently am busy, two of our… employees…"

Kurama's face contorted into an uncontrollable rage before molding back into calm.

"Thought it would be funny to put a video online… Put me in some hot water." Kurama urged Tamamo out of the tent.

'I guess I should have gone with Karen's offer after all.' She thought.

"Would you like me to take care of these two employees?" Tamamo asked as she was being pushed toward the entrance.

"Melani is taking care of it. So, why don't you go to sleep, dear?" Kurama replied.

"Okay…" Tamamo mumbled while making her way to her tent, Tamamo wondered what video could get Kurama in trouble.

She slowly deadpanned in realization, remembering something Kurama told her a long time ago.

That Fox's Den could not post porno's due to an old agreement with the Overlord called Valentino.

'If I were to take an educated guess, it was probably the cuck and the horny bunny.' Tamamo thought as she entered the tent, seeing a small cot and an extension cord.

Tamamo lay on her cot, staring dully at the ceiling as she continued to hear the moans and groans of sexual intercourse nearby.

She felt embarrassed… and aroused.

'I fucking hate this… but… curse teen hormones…' Tamamo thought as she felt her horny get too strong to just repress.

Pulling out her phone and undoing her obi, Tamamo opened her kimono, exposing her crotch to nobody.

Opening the porn site, Tamamo opened the new trends.

'Might as well use the video that got mother in hot water to flick my bean too.' Tamamo thought in a small amount of teen rebellion.

The Perfect Fuck You, in a sense.

She saw the video, checking the view count.

The oldest best video was over two decades old.

Millions of views.

The newest best video… was in the billions.

Clicking on it, Tamamo blushed.

'Is that… Naruto?' She thought.

Naruto was over Hinata, his dick exposed to the teen's eyes on her phone.

Tamamo felt her vaginal canal squirm in anticipation.

Her breathing became labored.

She held her phone in her left hand as her right hand traveled south, feeling her moist folds.

Tamamo paid close attention.

She panted like a dog in heat.

She has had sex… with Kurama.

But she never, EVER, felt this excited when it came to horniness in her entire fifteen years of living.

Tamamo's eyes watched Naruto's thrusting, her hand trying to match his speed, but not too much to climax early.

Her cheeks were red as she bit her lip, trying to stifle her moans.

She did not want to be seen as one of the customers who wanted to just fuck.

'I like that pose…' Tamamo thought, seeing Naruto flip Hinata into doggy style.

He leaned over her, his arms wrapping around her torso to grab her breasts.

Tamamo watched Naruto's fingers sink into Hinata's breast flesh, the slapping sounds of his hips hitting her ass quickening her masturbation.

Then… Naruto released the breasts to grab Hinata's hair at the base, pulling her backwards to push her breasts outward, showing off her nipples as he continued to doggy fuck the bunny.

Tamamo's eyes widened as she chomped on her lip, her legs going numb as she climaxed on her hand.

She covered her eyes with her forearm, embarrassed she masturbated to someone she respects.

'I am such… I am such a dirty girl…' Tamamo thought in shame. 'I am like my mother… a whore…'

She curled into the fetal position, her phone dropping out of her hand onto the floor, holding her tail tightly as she felt overwhelmed by her emotions to the point of crying into her pillow in silence.

Meanwhile…

Melani could not help but smirk as she raised a lead pipe like a baseball bat.

'I love my life sometimes.' She thought as she swung said pipe into the stomachs of Hinata and Kiba.

Two duo's screams were muffled due to them being strung upside down, heads submerged underwater.

The mechanism holding the two sinners lifted their heads out of the water enough to let them breath, their gasps being drastic and lifesaving.

'I am bored…' Melani thought as she hit them again, closing her eyes in thought as they groaned in pain.

Melani hummed in thought.

A lightbulb appeared over her head when she got an idea.

An evil, diabolical idea as a Grinch Style grin cracked open her face.

She cut Hinata and Kiba free, the two dropping like corpses.

"FUCK!"

"AAAAAH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Hinata screamed when Melani grabbed her and Kiba by the hair.

Melani ignored the question as she tossed them into chairs.

Latches opened up before shackling Kiba and Hinata to them, keeping them from moving.

The two, soaking wet and bodies aching from nearly drowning AND being beaten by a lead pipe.

Confusion continued to build as headphones were put on their heads.

"What…"

Melani's smiled and crazed look in her eyes silenced the two.

It wasn't a scary crazy look, more like… Melani could not wait to see their reaction.

"Melani… whatever you are thinking about… don't…" Kiba begged.

"HA, Love Stephen King's Misery." Melani laughed as she pulled out her phone, turning up the volume.

"Huh?"

"Oh, what you said was what the main character said to the villain in Misery." Melani explained.

"Never seen…"

Melani stared blankly at them.

"Wow, you kids suck…" She said before her expecting grin appeared as she selected the video she wanted.

Thankfully, she had an add blocker, so the video started without delay.

Kiba and Hinata's eyes widened from how loud the music was due to their sensitive hearing… BUT from what Melani had selected.

Justin Beiber.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Kiba and Hinata screamed, violently jerking their limbs to break free. "STOP IT! STOP IIIIIIIIIIT! TURN IT OFF!"

The music stopped when Melani exited it, laughing at the teens.

"You kid's also hate 'Good Music'?" She sarcastically asked as she set something else up. "Well, then how about… this?"

She clicked another video.

It was not music…

But the audiobook to Twilight.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Kiba hollered, trying to knock the headphones off of his head. "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR THIS!"

Hinata stayed quiet, eyes wide like a cat as she heard the narrator's creepy voice speak the words into her ears.

"Stop… stop… STOP IT!" She cried out, tears starting to stream down her cheeks.

The audio book went silent, allowing the teens a short respite.

"Oh, look at this!" Melani said in sadistic glee. "There's Fifty Shades of Gray…"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oh, also this Death Note fanfiction… oh, it's a Yaoi of Light and L…"

"AAAAH, JUST GO BACK TO BEIBER!"

Melani restarted the Beiber music, taking great joy in the screams the teens gave her.

Meanwhile, Pride, DFS…

Blitz and Andromeda laughed as Ghostface hunted Drew Berrymore in the intro to Scream (1996).

Popcorn flew when Blitz pounded the armrest as Andy just pointed and laughed in her highchair which Blitz had next to the couch.

"Oh, wait, sweetheart, it gets better…" Blitz gasped, pointing to the tv. "LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, HE STABBED HER IN THE BOOB! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Andromeda's tiny arms flailed, her little hands grasping nothing, while making stabbing like motions.

"Aw," Blitz awe'd as he filmed this on his phone. "I will train you to be Hell's best Assassin."

He kissed Andromeda's head, earning a giggle and a face grab.

Next Morning, Greed Ring, 9:49 AM…

"Boss, your special guests are here." Alessio called via walkie-talkie as he saw the IMP van drive up.

The van slowed as it entered the driveway.

It slowed to a complete stop; its engine being turned off before the driver/passenger doors opened.

Verosika and Loona stepped out, revealing their outfits.

Both wore a red sequined strapless dress that reveals a lot of cleavage with a low back, sweetheart neckline, and high thigh slit. They wore elegant purple opera gloves, and gold stud earrings. Verosika, exclusively, wore stockings pink stilettos.

Alessio could not help but smirk nervously at the two women.

"Welcome, Ms. Mayday." He greeted politely with a bow.

Verosika said nothing, hand on her hip.

"My boss, Crimson, waits for you inside." Alessio gestured, before halting the two women. "But first, I must make sure you have the money…"

Loona walked back to the van, opening the back.

Alessio's eyes nearly popped out when he saw all of the money that threatened to spill out.

"I see… follow me." He said, guiding them into the mansion.

"Where does Crimson want this money?" Verosika asked as they entered, holding up the van keys.

"I'll have a servant drive it into the back to be counted." Alessio stated, taking the keys from the Succubus before handing it to one of the servants.

Already having heard the second in command, they trotted outside, and got into the van.

As they started the engine and the doors to the mansion closed, Millie and Moxxie got out from under the van just before it started to move, being taken to the back of the mansion.

They both wore black suits, donning dark sunglasses.

At Moxxie's hips, were Los Lobos.

At Millie's side, was Naruto's sword, on her back was the Leviathan Axe.

Quietly, the imps snuck across the lawn to small window that led to the basement.

Carefully lifting it up, Moxxie opened the window and Millie slipped in before Moxxie entered, silently shutting it behind him.

'Naruto, just wait a little longer for us while Loona and Verosika distract dad.' Moxxie thought, navigating the mansion with ease with Millie following him.

Meanwhile…

"Ms. Mayday…" Crimson said, taking her hand and kissing the back of it.

"Crimson." Verosika replied, forcing herself to be polite. "We brought the money, like you requested, so can we do our exchange?"

Crimson put his hand over his heart.

"I do apologize, but I do ask that we put the exchange off for a little bit longer." He said, eyes sparkling with humorous glee. "I have a special event to host, and I ask you join us."

"What is this… event?" Verosika asked, both herself and Loona feeling uneasy.

Crimson led them to the yard, revealing…

"A Wedding?" Loona asked, head tilting as Crimson led them to their chairs.

"It's… lovely…" Verosika stated… which was a lie.

The yard was messy, swarming with various fish species demons, mostly sharks.

"Someone is getting married?" Loona asks as the two sit down.

"Yep, someone VERY Special." Crimson states as he leaves to grab Naruto.

"Oh, Shit, IS THAT VEROSIKA MAYDAY!"

The two women look toward the alter, seeing Chazz in a tux.

"OH, fuck I am a MASSIVE fan with a BIG DICK!" He bellowed as he closed the distance. "It is a BIG honor for me and my DICK to have you here!"

"I am happy to be here…" Verosika lied outright, her falsehood nearly slipping when Chazz got closer.

"I must excuse myself, I must retrieve the bride…' Crimson explained before he left the hound and Popstar to grab this… special person.

Meanwhile…

A servant was calmly walking through the halls… when a red hand grabbed him and pulled him into a room, pressing a holy sword against his neck.

"Make any loud sounds and your throat will be your new mouth!" Millie warned, her eyes ablaze.

The servant… pissed and shit themselves.

"I don't know anything, I swe…"

"Where is Naruto?"

The servant blinked.

"You want the hound?" He asked.

"He's my son!" Millie stated angrily, pressing the sword against the servants throat hard enough to draw blood. "Now, WHERE is he!"

"In the cellar! In the Cellar!"

"Oh, that makes sense…" Moxxie said, making his presence known to the servant.

"Moxxie?"

Millie removed the sword… only to use the pommel of the handle to crack the living shit out of the servant's skull.

"Millie…"

"No time, lets make it to the cellar." Millie stated, sheathing Naruto's sword.

Moxxie felt two things.

Worry and Horny.

'I love seeing her kill…' He thought with a goofy smile.

"Well, Mox," Millie said as she opened the door to the halls. "Lead the way to the cellar."

"Oh, right." Moxxie said, his cheeks heating up in embarrassment for being caught up in his horny.

They stealthily skimmed through the mansion, making their way down toward the cellar.

"Alright, this should be it…" Moxxie said as he thought hard, making SURE he remembered the layout of his childhood home.

Moxxie looked up, and snapped his fingers.

"What?"

"That vent." Moxxie said as he pointed toward a vent. "It is what I used to remember which room was the cellar…"

Moxxie was interrupted when he and Millie heard the door that led to the cellar stairs.

Crimson walked alone.

He made his way down the stairs, reaching the door.

Unlocking it, he opened it.

"Dearest Grandson of Mine," he stated, not walking into the cellar. "Your 'Happiest Day of your Life' awaits."

"The fuck does that mean?" Millie whispered venomously as she and Moxxie were CRAMMED into the vent.

"Sure thing, Gramps." Naruto said in spite, walking out, rubbing his wrists. "Whatever you say…"

He was wearing… ugh… wears red overalls, yellow gloves, and a blue bow tie with yellow polka dots.

JUST like Roger Rabbit.

"The fuck is he wearing?" Moxxie whispered.

Naruto's ears perked up, his nose sniffing the air.

He looked toward the vent.

"Something wrong?" Crimson asked, his hand reaching into his jacket, grabbing his gun.

"No…" Naruto said with a smile, LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE VENT. "I could just smell the food…" His face became content and goofy. "What's on the menu?"

Crimson smirked, releasing his hand on his gun, the Silent Grasshopper. (Basically, a Holy Gun Version of the Noisy Cricket)

"Well, there is the Wedding Cake…" Crimson said, putting his hand behind Naruto, guiding him up the stairs and out of the cellar.

A few seconds after the stair door closed, Millie kicked the vent grate off.

"HE'S GETTING MARRIED!" Millie shouted from her throat, foaming at the mouth.

Moxxie held Millie back.

"MILLS, CALM DOWN!" He said through his teeth. 'SHE'S SO FUCKING STRONG!'

"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN YOUR DAD IS MARRYING AWAY OUR BOY!"

"Because we can take the vents to get to the roof!" Moxxie told her. "So, let's stop arguing with each other and go save him!"

Millie snarled, but relented.

"Lead the way…"

Meanwhile, Pride Ring...

Blitz finished changing Andromeda's diaper.

"There you go, sweety." Blitz said, tickling the baby's stomach.

Andromeda burped, laughing as she reached up for Blitz.

Blitz picked her up, carrying her to the living room and placing her in her play pin.

'I really should have Stolas bring his baby daughter here sometimes…' Blitz thought as he smiled, watching Andy jump one of her plushies… biting and thrashing it like a puppy.

Which she was.

Back in Greed…

Verosika and Loona's patience was running thin… paper thin.

It was almost ten, and they were waiting for a message from Millie and Moxxie via text.

'Come on,' Loona thought, arms crossed, tapping her foot. 'Millie, Fatty, hurry the FUCK up…'

Verosika was more composed, yet internally was a snarling she-demon, ready to kill for her beloveds.

The priest and Chazz waited patiently… and perked up when piano music started to play.

The door to the mansion opened, revealing Naruto and Crimson.

Bound in rope, arms behind him, Naruto walked with the most unamused… disdain filled… devoid of emotion face he could muster.

"WHAT!"

The piano music stopped when Loona and Verosika saw Naruto with Crimson.

Crimson's face became a light scowl.

"Excuse me, but what are you doing interrupted this holy tradition?" He asked them threateningly.

'Oh, I am going to enjoy hurting you later.' Naruto thought as he glared at his grandfather with the corners of his eyes.

Naruto looked at Loona and Verosika.

He shook his head.

Utterly irritated and DONE with the situation, Loona went to walk toward him… until Verosika FORCED her to sit down.

Crimson snorted in approval.

He continued to walk Naruto down the aisle as a grate on the roof of the mansion opened, allowing Moxxie and Millie to exit.

"Ugh, where…" Millie groaned, having had to squeeze through tiny vents.

She and Moxxie looked toward the gazebo, seeing the priest, Crimson, Naruto, and…

Millie's eyes erupted in smoking green hellfire as Moxxie tilted his head in confusion, eyebrow quirked.

"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZ/Chazz?"

Chapter 72, DONE!

I know, I am a tease.

We shall see what happens next chapter.

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