Original Posted On Nov. 19, 2023
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Responses:
Bednarczykmiki: I can't wait to see your response when Riser is introduced to the story.
Silvanium: No, Marchosias is not Tamamo's dad. Her father was a man called Shippo.
Dktv9: LOL, everyone hates Stella for separating the babies.
Calderoneric758: Yeah, it is.
Animecollecter: Yep, but before all the drama… we have comedy!
MEATBICYCLE: Yeah, I agree with everything you said about DXD. But I chose Riser because it was easier than creating an OC, ya'know? Of course, Kurama knows, she IS his replacement after all. Yeah, I really am on a marriage roll. I hope you enjoy the chapter.
Nathair1: Hellboy 2 was the better film. Yeah, I wanted Moxxie to have a mirror image of his own father within himself, and he is disgusted with it. Nope, Blitz NEVER learns. Blitz motioned for Verosika to Shove It. Yes, they are starting to get the bigger picture. I want Stella to be hated, but because she is a bitch. She HAS reasons for her actions in this story, I just hope I can execute it well. Paimon is an ancient demon set in his ways, and with how he treats his son and poor people… yeah, no shit he is an asshole. Well, enjoy the chapter then.
StrongGuy159: I won't block you. Just wanted to know why. OH, fuck yeah, the IMP VS Murder Drones animation was fucking Awesome. But I felt the ending was a cop out. It was set up well, but I felt disappointed.
Fenris Silverblood: Still have a way to go for the Beast Mode.
Gamelover41592: Yeah, that was the point.
Exia Zero: I love Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail.
Jebest4781: Me too man. Having a blast.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Glad to see your enthusiasm.
Guest: They Dare easily… they are royalty… they are assholes. I am wracking my brain to do more one shots.
Sniperbro1998: Both of them will be menaces.
DaftMerc39: OH, I thought you meant Verosika. That would work for Blitz and Fizz. Interesting idea for Moxxie's Mom, but… her name… Yeah, Naruto realized if he kept talking, they'd be angry, so he went quiet. Hinata and Kiba don't watch anime. Well, enjoy Limber Timber… again, Snicker.
DireWolf1412: We shall see what comes of that later, but for now… comedy.
AngelRenamon: Yeah, they will regret it.
Rick: There is a reason for why Paimon waited so long for Octavia's arranged marriage.
Ice: Yep, that would work.
Nichalos: Naruto would have a Room of Death with these birds.
Reggad the Knife: You mentioned Jasmine from Aladdin because Paimon shares Jafar's Voice Actor, Jonathan Freeman.
Bug: I know, right?
Kuro Okami Senpai: Yes.
Freedomringer: I know, they are adorable.
Six: Pretty much.
Diggy: Yeah, I thought that too.
ICA Agent: Okay…
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 75: Romantic Getaway
Evening, Pride Ring, DFS…
"A romantic getaway in the North Californian woods?" Naruto asked as his parents ate dinner while he fed Andromeda.
The four of them were alone in the kitchen, Blitz having been put to bed, Loona and Verosika were upstairs in the shared room packing.
"Yep," Millie said as she pinched her son's cheek. "After what happened to Blitz earlier, Verosika invited us and Blitz to come with the
"Oooph," Naruto replied as Andromeda swatted the spoon of baby food away.
"Good for us. But let's get packing." Moxxie said in excitement. "We also get to try out our human disguises!"
Naruto perked up.
"Right, you guys get to break those out." Naruto said as he finally finished feeding his daughter, putting the spoon and bowl down to pick her up and burp her. "Hm… I need to find a baby sitter for you… maybe ask Stolas if he wants to come?"
Andromeda burped.
Five Minutes Later…
"OF COURSE, WE'D BE HAPPY TO BABY SIT ANDY FOR YOU!" Jayjay basically shouted over the phone.
Naruto chuckled as he carried Andy with one arm in the elevator to his room.
"Alright, we will be leaving early tomorrow morning, so do you want us to drop Andy off now?"
"Sure, man, do you have a spare crib?" Vortex asked Naruto.
"Yeah, we do, I'll bring it along with some spare diapers and other essentials." Naruto replied.
"Okay, see you Thursday." Jayjay said, giddiness in her voice.
Naruto pulled his phone from his ear to look at the screen, tapping on Stolas's phone number.
Stola's Mansion…
Stolas couldn't help but smile as he and Stella tucked Esther into bed, the baby clutching her blankets tightly.
"Good night, my little starlet." He whispered, kissing her forehead.
Stella kissed Esther's cheek.
The two moved away in silence, heading to bed.
*RING, RING*
Stolas stopped, Stella moving on to their bedroom, rolling her eyes.
"Hello."
"Stolas, it's Naruto. I was wondering if you'd like to spend the weekend with us in the Human World…"
Skip, Thursday Evening…
Jayjay was excited to hold her niece, hugging Andromeda securely as the baby slept.
"We'll take good care of her, I promise." Vortex said, taking the bags and folded up portable crib from Naruto and Verosika.
"I believe you, goof." Verosika said, gently 'Punching' the big hound's shoulder.
"So… uh…" Naruto mumbled slightly nervously.
"Something okay, Naruto?" Jayjay asked, taking notice of Naruto's behavior.
"How is Flare? Is he still upset about me leaving?" Naruto asked, ears flat with guilt.
"Well, dad was upset that you left, but when he got the full story, he understood." Vortex explained calmly.
"I should apologize…"
"No, you needed to save your baby mama…" Vortex stated, grabbing Naruto's shoulders. "You did the right thing, never think otherwise."
Naruto's smile was nervous as he nodded his head.
"Yes, I will…" He replied.
Jayjay rolled her eyes.
"Alright, little bro, enjoy your trip!" Jayjay said, giving Naruto a quick hug before he and Verosika got in her car.
"Call if anything happens!" Naruto called out as they left.
Several minutes passed as the couple returned to DFS, arriving to see Loona, Millie, Moxxie, and Blitz finishing the final packing into one of Verosika's vans.
"Well, seems like everyone is ready, just need to pick up Stolas…" Naruto said as he yawned. "Tomorrow morning…"
Skip, Afternoon, Mendicino, California.…
"Hello, my name is Keith Paul." The guide said.
He was six foot even, and had an angular pale face, his nose slightly crooked from a previous break. He had piercing blue eyes, and thin lips.
He was wearing jean shorts with a green polo shirt and wore an alien beanie.
"Yeah, yeah, fuck face." Blitz said in agitation. "Just lead us to the cabin."
He stood at five foot nine inches, was lean and thin, but had big hands and feet. He had average peach colored skin, except around his left eye, being a few shades paler.
He had slicked back shiny red hair that had started to bald given how much of his forehead was showing.
Blitz was in his human disguise.
"I apologize for him." Moxxie said apologetically. "The ride here wasn't pleasant for him. Especially when we had to stop at the gas station."
Moxxie shuddered at remembering the gas station.
Standing at five foot three inches, Moxxie had a fair complexion, his hair style/color didn't change.
Millie hummed beside him, similar in height and skin tone.
She had a country girl vibe with some added freckles.
The three disguised imps wore t-shirts, cargo shorts, and hiking boots.
Beside them was Verosika, in human form, paying the owner of the cabin who was Keith's father.
Verosika, in human form, wore hiking boots, shorts, a dark green shirt with a hiking vest over it.
Near the car were Stolas, Naruto, and Loona.
Stolas wore a more elegant hiking attire while Loona wore her country outfit from when she first visited Joe and Lin in Wrath, while Naruto wore cargo shorts with a t-shirt with a sleeveless denim jacket and a baseball cap.
"Alright, enjoy the cabin, Mrs. Mayday." Keith's father said as he accepted the payment. "My son will guide you to it."
"Pleasure doing business with you." Verosika said as she turned to the group.
"We ready?" Keith asked, his eyes on Loona.
Loona shuddered as she felt his eyes leer over her body.
Looking up from her phone, Loona glared at Keith, who attempted a charming smile.
"Piss off, or else you'll be walking with a catheter for the rest of your life." Loona threatened, nearly crushing her phone to emphasize her threat.
Keith chuckled, and… blew a kiss toward Loona.
Naruto took two steps forward, a look of death in his eyes… only to be stopped by Loona holding her hand out, halting his progress.
She glanced at him.
Their eyes met.
Naruto stood down.
'Loona is a tough woman, if he does anything… I'd be more worried for him than Loona.' Naruto thought as they piled into the car, Keith getting in his jeep.
Keith chuckled, his eyes turning to Verosika, with a heavy leer and clear, unhidden perverted smile.
Verosika felt a vein bulge at this.
Keith turned his car on… and revved the engine to show off how LOUD it was.
'I am going to kill him!' Naruto thought in aggravation.
Moxxie's ears started to ring… badly.
"Oh… oh crumbs…" he said, gripping his forehead as nausea hit him like bricks.
"Dad?"
"Headache…" Moxxie weakly replied.
Blitz, who decided to drive, followed Keith for about twenty minutes before he came to a slow halt.
"Here we are." He said, jumping out of his doorless jeep, glancing at Loona and Verosika.
Both snarled in response before turning their gazes upon the cabin.
If you could CALL it a cabin.
More like a MANSION.
Made of wood.
Like a cabin.
"It's fucking huge…" Blitz said, stupefied at how big.
At the fence entrance was an arch, with the words: Limber Timber written on it.
"Wow…" Millie said as they grabbed their belongings and entered.
It was a very nice mansion.
Spacious and roomy, with PLENTY of rooms.
"Here are the keys." Keith said as he handed them to Millie, getting too touchy with her hand, which didn't go unnoticed by the imp or her son.
"Oh…" Moxxie said as he sat down on the couch.
He didn't notice.
"Say, aren't places like this supposed to have Bear Skin Rugs?" Stolas asked Keith, drawing the human's attention, as the rest of the group unpacked their belongings into the cabin.
"Yeah, but it has been on back order for…" He scratched his head. "I don't know. Years?"
He looked at Stolas inquisitively.
"… I see." Stolas replied in confusion.
"Well, if there is anything you need," Keith said as he snapped his fingers, clapped his hands, then spun on his heels to point toward a land line telephone that had a phone number taped to it. "Don't hesitate to call…" he glanced at Loona, Verosika, and then Millie, purposely making eye contact. "And I mean, anything…"
He winked, his tongue sticking out with a chuckle.
Millie, Verosika, and Loona shuddered, their gag reflexes wanting to react.
'Ugh, try hard.'
'Disgusting.'
'I'd rather die.'
Keith left, smugly walking away none the wiser to the hornets nest he was poking.
Stolas walked upstairs with them, with his own suit case.
"I hate him." Naruto growled as they all heard the roar of Keith's jeep.
"AH, fuck!" Moxxie complained, his headache spiking at the sound.
Blitz walked up to the couch opposite of Moxxie, and opened his suit case after putting it on the couch.
He shifted a few things over, his calm expression slowly transitioning into irritation as he tossed a few articles of clothing before it became erratic.
'Where is it!' He thought as he tossed things over his shoulder, not realizing the item he wanted was tossed, landing next to Moxxie.
"Sir…" Moxxie said weakly as Naruto brought him some water. "Are these headache pills…"
"Uh, yeah, sure…" Blitz responded, not looking up at what Moxxie was holding.
"Here, dad." Naruto said as he handed Moxxie the water.
Moxxie took two pills and swallowed them.
"Hey, Naruto, Verosika." Loona said as she walked down the stairs, looking at the two of them. "Let's go on a hike."
"Sure." Verosika answered.
"Alright, let's grab some water." Naruto said as he smiled at his girlfriend.
"DAMN IT!" Blitz shouted as he slammed his suitcase shut.
He stomped his way upstairs, everyone making way.
Kicking the door he and Stolas would be sharing open, startling Stolas as Blitz tossed his suitcase onto the bed.
"Oh, Blitzy…" Stolas said as he put his hands on Blitz's shoulders. "Let's go bear hunting."
"Huh? Why?" Blitz asked, slowly starting to relax as Stolas started to massage his shoulders.
"Because I want a bear skin rug."
Meanwhile…
"We will be back, Mom, take care of dad." Naruto called out through the window as he, Verosika, and Loona left the mansion, walking toward one of the hiking paths.
"Stay safe you three." Millie called back, smiling as she watched her son and his girlfriends vanish on the path.
"Ooohooo…" Moxxie whimpered on the couch.
He was starting to sweat, and every sound felt like nails in his brain.
*BAM!*
"COCKSUCKING CHRIST!" Moxxie screamed in pain as Blitz and Stolas walked down stairs, entered the kitchen, and exited with a large jar of honey.
"Going bear hunting, be back whenever." Blitz said lazily as he and Stolas left, taking a different path than Naruto and Loona.
"Assholes…" Moxxie grumbled as he continued to deal with his headache, but something started to creep up.
He looked at Millie to ask her something, but his voice was caught in his throat.
Every subtle movement she did was erotic, and made him crazy.
The way she moved her hair out of her face.
The movements she took to shut the door.
The way her ass looked in the cargo shorts.
Moxxie's boner was raging.
"M-Millie…"
"YeS!" Millie gasped when Moxxie jumped her.
Her back hit the door, Moxxie's lips aggressively against hers, his tongue battling hers, his crotch gyrating against hers.
'Oh~' Millie thought as she gripped her husband back, pulling his hair, making him moan before breaking the kiss. "So, you were waiting for this? You bad Boy…"
"Millie…" Moxxie gasped when she pushed him back to the couch.
"Shshshsh…" Millie shushed as she removed her shirt and bra, standing in her shorts. "I'll take care of everything…"
Meanwhile…
"Oh, these plants and trees are lovely." Stolas said in excitement, looking at many of the local flora as he was a plant enthusiast.
Sure, Hell Flora was dangerous and more exciting, but seeing non-lethal plants was also enough to tickle that hobby.
Blitz meanwhile, walked behind his lover while carrying the honey.
Flashback…
Few Hours Earlier…
Having stopped at a gas station for a bathroom break, Blitz looked around the connected convenient store, browsing through various products.
'Hm…' Blitz hummed in interest when he saw a small transparent case near the register.
It was full of erotic enhancement pills.
"Are you going to buy anything, or are you just gonna look?" the cashier bluntly stated as he glared at Blitz. "Because if you are gonna look, then you can just keep moving."
Blitz's eyes twitched.
"THE FUCK YOU SAY ASSHOLE!"
Ten Minutes Later…
Blitz walked out with a small paper bag holding his purchase of Horny Goat Weed pills.
Sneaking into the van, Blitz tossed the bag aside and slipped the small bottle into his suitcase.
Flashback End…
'I can't believe I spent forty dollars on that just to lose it!' Blitz mentally grumbled.
"Hey, Blitzy, how about here?" Stolas asked as they approached a small picnic area.
There were six wooden tables with bench seats connected to them.
"Oh, sure, I guess." Blitz said as he handed Stolas the honey jar.
Stolas opened the jar.
"Okay, okay now let's hide." Stolas said as he grabbed Blitz and jumped into a nearby tree. "And now, we wait."
Meanwhile…
Moxxie sucked on Millie's breast as she loomed over him, her strap on rubbing against his butt.
"You want it?" Millie asked sensually, teasing him as she pulled her body back to force Moxxie to release her nipple.
"GIVE IT TO ME!"
Millie thrust forward.
Moxxie's erection got several times harder when his wife's rubber dick grazed his prostate.
Millie started her thrusting pace, keeping it slow and even.
"Oh…ohhoohoaoohh, Millie~~~~"
Millie felt herself moisten at Moxxie's face, entrapped in pleasure she was giving him.
"Let's take it up a notch."
Meanwhile…
Keith was taking a piss against a tree.
"AAAhh~~~"
Hearing this, Keith turned toward the location.
He shrugged, returning to his urination.
"OOoh~~~"
'Alright, what is going on?' Keith thought, forcing himself to stop his business and zip his pants.
Walking at a snails pace, Keith lazily stumbled upon a magnificent scene before he hid behind a tree, glancing out to continue watching.
Loona gripped a tree tightly, red in the face and shorts at her ankles as Naruto fucked her doggy style.
Verosika, meanwhile, had her shorts off completely to let Loona eat her pussy like it was a buffet.
"Add a finger…" Verosika gasped out, fondling her breast.
"Oh, yes, right there…" Loona gasped out, having pulled out of Verosika's snatch while adding two fingers into the disguised succubus, loving how Naruto leaned forward onto her back to grab her breasts, which angled his dick within her differently.
Keith watched like the pervert he was, and dropped his pants, grabbing his erect dick.
Meanwhile…
Having moved from the couch to their bedroom, Millie had Moxxie onto his stomach, tweaking his nipple as she continued to thrust into his anal cavity.
"Millie!" Moxxie screamed, climaxing onto the bed.
"Oh, yeah?" Millie said as she pulled out, making Moxxie moan, shover her face into his ass, her tongue lapping at his balls and then ass.
Moxxie's erection returned as he stood up, spinning on his heel to face his wife.
Millie was startled.
'Oh, I don't like that look…' She thought as he pushed her to the bed, ripping off her strap on, revealing her soaking vagina.
Millie's eyes nearly popped, her lips pursing into an 'O' when her husband jammed his cock into her pussy with ease, his girth hitting every sensitive part.
Meanwhile…
Blitz and Stolas were still sitting in the tree, waiting for a bear to come for the honey, while a lot of insects were gathering for the sweetened nectar.
Meanwhile…
"YES, RIGHT THERE, YOU BASTARD!" Loona hollered to the heavens as Naruto pulled her hair, making her look toward the sky.
"YES, HIT THAT SPOT!" Verosika screamed as Loona's fingers repeatedly struck her G-Spot.
Both had their shirts and bras had been lifted up, revealing their breasts to the world as Naruto continued to fuck Loona doggy style, with her tongue and fingers going in and out of Verosika's slick vaginal canal.
Keith, at the same time, was masturbating as the three continued to fuck.
A growl drew Keith's attention.
He turned… and stiffened as his boner got harder in fear.
A gigantic grizzly bear with a massive X shaped scar on its face looked at him.
Specifically at Keith's penis.
It stood up, all eight feet tall/nine hundred pounds, with a fully erect… bear penis.
Still staring at Keith.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Verosika, Loona, and Naruto jumped at the sudden scream, turning to see Keith run past them… and the bear chasing him.
Naruto tensed… cumming in fear as Loona's belly swelled, her cum coating his dick as Verosika's vaginal muscles tightened, cumming all over Loona's face.
"HOLY FUCK!"
The three disguised demons separated before they ran behind Keith, their shorts abandoned on the ground as the bear bulldozed through the tree they were using with ease.
Being physically superior to humans, Verosika, Naruto, and Loona eclipsed Keith as they ran, running long enough to run through the picnic area.
"Wait, was that…" Blitz said as he looked at his daughter, his EX, and their boyfriend, running bare ass through the woods.
"Oh, Blitzy…" Stolas said as he pulled Blitz's attention from the hounds. "Look, a bear!"
Blitz followed Stolas's gaze, before he felt himself shrink as his eyes got big.
Keith was on all fours, screaming in pain as the grizzly mounted… and penetrated him.
"AAAAAAH, HELP ME, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, ANYONE, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" Keith screamed as he was anally violated by the bear, its paws against his back, shredding his clothing accidently from its thrusting movements.
Stolas gasped, GASPED I tell you!
"HOW DARE YOU MOLETST THAT BEAR!" Stolas shouted as he leaped from the tree.
Meanwhile…
Naruto, Verosika, and Loona barreled through the mansion door, spinning around and slamming the doors shut, gasping for air like their lives depended on it.
"Did that bear…" Verosika started to ask.
"Have a huge cock, yes!" Loona replied exasperated.
"Jesus fuck…" Naruto shuddered, unable to get the image out of his head.
"Well, well…"
The three looked toward the couch, seeing Millie.
She was coated in partially dry sweat, her hair soaked in sweat while she wore a loose bathrobe, holding a glass of champagne.
She was calm, pleased, and satisfied.
Behind her, Moxxie (Wearing the sheet as a toga) was chugging orange juice… from the bottle.
"Hey, those were for mimosas!" Loona stated, pointing at the imps.
"Seems you guys had fun." Millie calmly as she looked down, specifically at Naruto, Verosika, and Loona's genitals, which were coated in dry semen and vaginal fluid.
Naruto covered himself with his hands as Loona hid behind him, both blushing in heavy embarrassment, their ears folded on their heads as Verosika was covered with the tails of both hounds.
Moxxie pulled the juice from his lips and belched, dropping the carton before he started to sway.
His loose toga moved enough to flash his dick in front of his son, Verosika, and Loona.
"Good talk." Millie said as she stood up, tossing her empty glass aside and picking Moxxie up, over her shoulder. "See you in the morning."
Verosika, Naruto, and Loona watched Millie carry Moxxie up the stairs, the dad imp giving his son a thumbs up before they entered their bedroom.
The trio slumped to the ground, thousand-yard stares in their eyes.
"What the fuck is going on today…" Naruto asked, leaning into Loona's shoulder.
"I don't know, babe…" Loona replied tired.
"But it is fucking us…" Verosika stated.
The trio gasped for air for several minutes, regaining their composures.
Meanwhile…
Stolas held up the freshly slaughtered bear skin rug.
On the table was heaps of fresh bear meat, which Stolas planned on cooking that night.
Keith was on the ground, ass up, face down, unconscious.
He had anal bleeding.
"I am so happy right now." Stolas said, nearly squealing as he held his new rug.
"So..." Blitz said as he ate some of the honey. "Gonna tell me what that whole 'Molest that bear' statement was all about?"
Stolas chuckled, pinching Blitz's cheek.
"Well, that man," Points at the unconscious Keith. "Came into this bears home, THE BEARS HOME, and the bear can't give consent, it can't voice its thoughts and wishes." Stolas stated, dramatically covering his forehead, looking toward the sky. "All it can do is be a victim. The utter gal of that man."
"So says the dude that skinned it." Blitz mumbled, kicking a rock, digging his heel into the ground as he looked at the skeleton of the bear.
It was a quick fight with the bear.
Blitz went in with a blade, slicing its throat, before Stolas used magic to debone and prepare the bear meat, leaving its skeleton preserved.
Any other meat bits that weren't safe for eating were disposed of.
"Oh, Blitzy~" Stolas said in happiness, sitting on one of the benches, putting the bear rug on a different one.
"What?"
"Do me…" Stolas said sensually. "Like that bear did the human…"
Blitz was atop Stolas.
"Thought you'd never ask." He said with his trademark toothy grin.
Evening…
After a quick shower and a change of clothing, Naruto, Verosika, and Loona sat in the living room.
Loona was smoking a cigarette, taking a few puffs before she handed it to Verosika.
Verosika took it, and took a few hits.
Naruto, meanwhile, had a bottle of whiskey, taking occasional swigs and sips.
Their nerves were shot, so they wanted something to calm their nerves.
Especially after spending the day hearing Millie and Moxxie fucking.
The sounds from the tv were ignored as our traumatized demons smoked and drank.
The door opened, causing Naruto to jump from the sudden sound, grabbing onto Loona.
Stolas walked in, carrying his bear skin rug and the bear meat with a bright smile.
"Blitzy treats me so well." He hummed before taking notice of Naruto and Loona. "Oh, good evening. We got the bear skin rug I wanted, and saved the meat."
He walked into the kitchen to put the meat in the refrigerator as Blitz entered, dragging the skeleton in.
"I can't wait to have this in my office." He said proudly as he set the bones up.
"Blitzy, let's take a bubble bath." Stolas said as he and Blitz were coated in honey.
"Sure thing." Blitz said, running upstairs before Stolas, not even noticing Loona and Naruto on the couch.
"Pardon me." Stolas said as he draped the bear skin rug over a chair before he followed Blitz.
Naruto slowly exited Loona's grasp, but didn't let go of her hands.
They continued to 'watch' tv, not hearing the sounds of a door opening upstairs.
Millie jumped from the stairs, a FULLY satisfied smile on her face.
"WHAT'S UP MY BITCHES, BROS, AND NON-BINARY HOES!" She exclaimed, laughing like a maniac, getting a whiff of the air. "What smells like bear?"
Verosika, Naruto, and Loona groaned.
'Some retreat this is.' Naruto thought as Verosika and Loona leaned into him. 'I'm more exhausted than before I got here. I hope Andy is okay with Vortex and Jayjay…'
Meanwhile…
Keith flipped over onto his back, wincing and hissing in pain from his bleeding asshole.
"Oh-kay… Bad idea…" he said as he stared up into the starry sky.
He flinched when he heard twigs break.
Keith turned his head to see… a Black Bear.
A female Black Bear.
'Oh… oh no…' Keith thought in fear, the blood draining to his feet… and through his now erect penis.
The bear took notice through the smell in the air.
'No…. no…. no…' Keith thought, trying to play dead, but his heavy breathing and sweating was giving him away as the bear got closer.
The bear grunted as she positioned herself.
'NO!' Keith mentally prayed. 'NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!'
She lowered herself.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed.
He penetrated the bear.
Over three hundred pounds was now on his hips.
Tears of pain and agony were streaming down Keith's face.
'Please, don't move…'
The bear lifted up… before slamming down.
Three hundred pounds of force shattered Keith's hips and legs.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Two Days Later…
Everyone had finished packing the van, now all sitting within the van, buckling their seatbelts with Stolas behind the wheel.
'Oh, thank fuck it's over.' Naruto thought, his brain feeling uncomfortably numb as the car started. 'I can finally rest…'
He leaned in his seat, eyes feeling heavy before they closed.
Loona leaned into Naruto, feeling mentally exhausted.
'Oh, they are adorable.' Verosika thought, leaning in as well, taking a selfie of the three of them, feeling tired as she posted it on Instagram.
"Phew, that was a fun weekend." Blitz said from the passenger seat, happily looking in his rear-view mirror to look at the bear skeleton and rug.
"Indeed, Blitzy." Stolas said in the back seat, smiling in satisfaction.
"We got to do that again." Millie said, smoking a cigar.
"Agreed." Moxxie said, icing his crotch.
The drive home was pleasant for all.
Meanwhile, Stolas's Mansion…
Stella stared at the portfolio in her hands.
'This is it… the final part of my plan.' She thought dully, placing it on the table, standing up.
She walked over to the cabinet and opened it, pulling out a bottle of liquor and a cup… which she tossed on the ground before drinking directly from the bottle.
Chapter 75, DONE!
WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO! That was fun! I fucking loved writing the original, happy I got to add some stuff, change some things, and take out some parts, but there was NO WAY I was not going to take out the Bear-Fucking.
For those who don't know this, I posted a one shot a few months ago called CftM: Limber Timber, and I did it there. It is still up if you wanna read the original, unaltered version.
For those who liked the original One-Shot, let me know if you liked this one more or less than the original.
If you liked the chapter, leave a review, even if you didn't like it, because it helps me become a better author.