Original Posted On Dec. 9, 2023
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Gamelover41529: Glad you liked it.
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Demon Hunter Sythe: Many people wanted Octavia to join Naruto, and I did entertain the idea.
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Fenris Silverblood: Don't worry about Riser, he is as a presented him.
Silvanium: I haven't decided on his role yet, but his connection to Octavia will allow them to get better health care and healing. For sure.
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MonsterCritic96: I usually go in expecting people to dislike something, so it is a pleasant surprise that the majority of people like the way I am characterizing Riser.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Exactly. Yes, Andromeda can tell, even as a baby, when people are sad, she is a dog after all. Yep, that is what I am thinking for Riser.
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 78: Sense of Normality
Phenex Parking Lot…
"… the little torturer then met the dominatrix of his dreams once again, where they got marriage in an unholy union, where they lived in happy dom-sub relationship until eternal damnation took them. The End." Mr. Butler finished as he closed the book.
He looked in his arms to see Andromeda napping peacefully.
Sighing in content, Mr. Butler put the book down and gently rocked the sleeping babe carefully, not wanting to wake her up.
Mr. Butler, you could say, was a champion of raising and dealing with children, having raised now three Generations of the Goetia family.
That we know of.
Meanwhile, Stolas's Mansion…
Stolas collapsed next to Blitz, both staring upward at the ceiling, naked as the day they were born, covered in sweat.
"That was… amazing…" Stolas gasped out, pleasurable sensations coursing through his body.
Blitz put an arm around Stola's shoulders.
"Stolas…"
"Hmm?"
"You aren't a bad person…" Blitz continued, turning to lay on his side to face Stolas. "Life just fucked you… with its veiny cock."
Stolas chuckled, covering his mouth with his hand.
"What's so funny?" Blitz asked, confused.
"You are funny, Blitz." Stolas stated, smiling brightly.
Blitz's eyes widened as his mouth hung open in surprise.
His lower lip started to quiver as his heart started to race.
'He thinks I am funny?' Blitz thought, doubt wanting to wash over him as he bit his lower lip, trying to keep himself anchored in reality as tears threatened to form in his eyes. 'No one thinks I am funny…'
"Oh!" Stolas sounded when Blitz pulled him into a hug.
"I'm so fucking hilarious…" Blitz choked out. "That you should quote everything I say…"
Stolas felt Blitz shuddering.
Wrapping his arms around the imp, Stolas hugged Blitz.
"I will…" He whispered.
Meanwhile, Phenex Mansion…
"Thank you for coming over." Riser thanked as he and Earl stood in the front door of the mansion, Naruto standing beside Octavia as Verosika and Loona walked to the Limo, seeing Andromeda napping safely and soundly in Mr. Butler's arms. "Next time let's go out and have a nice meal? If you want to, I mean…"
Octavia chuckled.
"I'd like that." Octavia said as she pulled out her phone. "Let's exchange phone numbers, that way we can talk outside of our meetings."
Riser blushed.
"S-sure…" he fumbled, grabbing his phone.
Naruto could not help but chuckle at how bumbling Riser was as he and Octavia exchanged numbers.
"Have a good day." Riser said as he put his phone away.
"We will, thank you." Octavia said, smiling.
Naruto and Octavia descended the stairs.
Riser watched them enter the Limo before its engine started.
"Come, Young Master." Earl beckoned as he turned to re-enter the mansion. "You planned on continuing your thesis for Lady Belphegor, right?"
Snapping out of his mental haze, Riser returned to reality.
"Yes, I did." Riser said as he turned as the limo exited the Phenex property.
Meanwhile…
"Phew… that was fun…" Octavia said as she stripped, wanting to change back into her casual clothing while Loona and Verosika once again covered Naruto's eyes. "I enjoyed myself more than I thought."
"Well, when you talk about your passions for an hour, you tend to enjoy yourself." Naruto stated in a "Matter-Of-Fact" tone.
"Oh, when did you become a therapist?" Verosika asked jokingly.
"Since he was a child." Loona answered.
Naruto didn't attempt to say or change anything.
They were technically correct.
"Well, what did you think of him, Octavia?" Naruto asked his friend. "You think it will be worth it, marrying Riser?"
Octavia paused in her movements.
While first impressions were great, Octavia felt… guarded.
Her only example of an arranged marriage was her parent's marriage, and that was currently going through the divorce.
"I… I think I need a few more meet ups and some time to actually get to know Riser before I can answer that." Octavia answered honestly.
"That's good." Naruto said with a smile.
"What about you, Naruto?" Octavia asked as she finished changing.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked as Verosika and Loona uncovered his eyes, making him blink.
"How did you know Loona and Verosika were the women you wanted to be with?" Octavia asked curiously, wanting to know for any signs that could aid her in knowing if this was the correct path for her.
Loona blushed as Verosika laughed outright.
"What's so funny?" Octavia asked, quirking an eyebrow at the succubus.
"Sweetheart, you are in for a surprise." Verosika stated as she pointed at the teen avian. "Naruto and I actually met up in the human world. Then, we reunited down here… then we FUCKED like rabbits."
Octavia's eyes widened with a blush tinging her cheeks.
"You just hooked up for the night!" She said in surprise.
Naruto covered his face with his hands, not wanting to see Octavia's shock.
"Oh, yeah we did." Verosika stated with an aura of smugness. "We banged it out like there was no tomorrow, but we felt passion together, and that passion evolved into the love you see today."
Verosika took Naruto's arm, hugging it as she smiled.
"I've been in love with him ever since." She stated, her smugness being replaced with pride. "If we never met, I'd not be here right now."
"You'd also wouldn't have been involved in a mafia war." Naruto stated as he lowered his hands.
"Worth it." Verosika hummed, her tail swaying.
Octavia turned to Loona, who flinched.
"Please tell me you and Naruto's story was different." Octavia said in a begging/desperate tone.
Loona twiddled her thumbs, avoiding the avian's gaze.
Octavia face palmed.
"You did?"
"Well, context." Loona informed. "We met in the living world; I was drunk as fuck. Some asshole was going to crack a glass bottle outside Naruto's head. I stopped that, but then started to violently vomit. Naruto was the only one who attempted to get me to the bathroom. Since I had nowhere to go, he offered me a place to stay."
Loona tool a breath.
"Then we… fucked." She said, blushing.
Her body heated up in remembering her first time with Naruto.
It was so long ago, yet Loona remembered it in clear details.
"Is that when you turned Naruto?" Octavia asked, looking at Naruto's left shoulder.
"Yeah, it was." Naruto said as he remembered that bite. "Really hurt, ya'know."
"Sorry, it was the heat of the moment…" Loona apologized. "But if it wasn't for me turning you," She turned to the napping babe across from them. "Our little Galaxy would not have been born."
Naruto nodded in agreement, a fatherly smile on his face.
His arms snaked around Verosika and Loona's hips, pulling them close.
"And I wouldn't be in love with the two of you…" Naruto said, kissing both of them on the cheek.
"Great, so I will have to have sex with Riser to know if this is a good idea…" Octavia groaned.
"No, no, that isn't what we are saying." Naruto stated in a panic.
"It is essentially what you just said."
"I know, but that is how it worked out for us…" Naruto explained. "It is probably going to be different for you…"
"Some help you three were." Octavia said with an eyeroll.
"Hey!"
Octavia smirked.
The rest of the car ride went smoothly, traffic was not as bad, and eventually, the limo pulled into Stolas's Mansion.
"I hope the red dildo was able to help dad." Octavia said with hope as she got out of the limo.
"Me too." Loona said as she carried Andromeda.
Naruto helped Mr. Butler grab all of Octavia's clothing from the limo as the women entered the house.
Octavia looked around the largely empty building with Verosika, Loona, and Andromeda.
"Hm…"
"What is it?" Verosika asked.
"I smell something really good." Loona said as she took the lead.
"Yeah, me too." Naruto said as he started drool. "Oh, it smells familiar…"
The hounds guided the group to the kitchen.
Within the kitchen was Stolas and Blitz, thankfully wearing clothing.
Regular t-shirts and jeans.
They were sitting at the table with bowls and forks.
"Oh, welcome back, dear." Stolas greeted as he took notice of the group. "How was…"
Stolas was brushed by Naruto and Loona who headed toward the stove.
"Is that…" Loona asked as she started to salivate.
"It is…" Naruto said with glee, his eyes sparkling.
Before them was a pot of homemade Beef Stroganoff.
"Stolas, I only told you about the ingredients and how to make it once…" Naruto said as he turned to Stolas. "How did you remember?"
"I have a good memory." Stolas laughed as he gestured toward the pot as his daughter and Verosika, who took Andromeda from Loona, took a seat. "You can have some."
With lightning-fast movements, four more bowls were made, two appearing before Octavia and Verosika with forks.
Naruto and Loona floated in T-Poses to the table, their bowls in their hands.
Their asses hit their chairs and they dug into their meal.
'DELICIOUS!' they thought, moved to tears.
It had been forever since they had eaten Beef Stroganoff, and it tasted the exact way they remembered.
"Dad, this is delicious." Octavia said as she took a bite.
"Thank Naruto for telling me the recipe." Stolas said as he ate, chuckling. "So, how was your meeting with Riser Phenex… was it bad?"
"Actually," Octavia said, gaining a light within her eyes Stolas had never seen before. "It went quite well. He is such a lovable dork."
"Eh? How so?" Blitz asked as he scarfed down his meal.
"Well, not only is he very smart and accomplished as a doctor, he loves to play games." Octavia explained.
"So, he is a nerd, like Naruto?" Blitz teased.
"Pretty much." Naruto answered.
A fit of laughter was heard around the table, which roused the babe from her sleep.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Hour Later…
Stolas and Octavia stood on the balcony as Blitz's Hell-mer left the property.
"Phew… today was just so draining…" Octavia said as she felt drained from the excitement she felt. "I think I'll go take a nap."
"Octavia…"
"Yes, dad?"
Octavia felt Stolas put his arms around her in a hug.
"I apologize for my weaknesses… as a father…" He said somberly. "I'll do what I can to improve myself…"
Octavia felt the familial warmth in her father's embrace, and chose to hug him back.
"It will be hard… moving forward, but…" She said into Stolas's arm. "Together, we can learn and not make past mistakes."
"Thank you, my little Starlette."
One Week Later…
"That is all sir. Just need a signature here." A male imp told Stolas, holding out a clipboard with a few pieces of paper.
Stolas took the clipboard, reading over the paperwork before he signed it.
"There you go."
"Thank you, sir. Have a pleasant day." The imp said as he took the clipboard back before he got into his truck, which was loaded with the last of Stella and Esther's belongings.
Stolas, Octavia, Stella, and Esther were outside the mansion as the mover drove off to Stella's family's mansion.
Stella, who was holding Esther, turned to her oldest child and now Ex-husband.
The divorce was finalized during the week.
There was no turning back now.
"Well, I guess this is the point we leave." Stella said as she knew her ride was patiently waiting for her and Esther to get in.
"Yes, it is." Stolas said, calm and composed.
Octavia, meanwhile, was not as composed, but kept her calm.
"I will miss you, mom." Octavia said, her heart aching.
Stella approached her oldest child, using one arm to pull her close.
"I love you, Octavia. You are always welcome to visit us." She stated softly, kissing Octavia's forehead.
Octavia looked down at Esther.
"I love you too, Esther." She said, taking the baby's hand, kissing it before kissing the toddler's head.
Esther smiled, hugging her sister's head.
Stella pulled away from Octavia before she then approached Stolas.
The Ex-Husband and Ex-Wife stood in silence.
All the words they had for each other were already said.
Stella handed Esther to Stolas, who rocked his baby daughter with a gentleness Esther loved, snuggling into her father's embrace.
"Esther, be a good girl for your mother. Remember, your father always loves you…" he stated softly, kissing his treasured baby girl on the forehead.
Stolas' composure broke when he choked, eyes swelling in tears.
"I just know…" Stolas wiped his eyes. "I know… you will become a great Princess under your mother."
Esther started to tear up.
"Nuh…" She sounded when Stolas returned her to Stella's arms. "NUH!"
Stolas and Octavia watched Esther and Stella get into the limo, the baby reaching out to them, wanting them to come with, not understanding what was fully going on.
The door shut, and the limo started to drive off.
Stolas put an arm around Octavia, who leaned into her father.
They took comfort and strength in this embrace.
They stood outside the mansion for a few minutes, collecting themselves.
Meanwhile…
"… and I think that is pretty much it." Naruto told Verosika, who was in disguise, as he looked over their grocery list, Andromeda trying to take it, so she could chew on it.
She was sitting comfortably in a shopping cart, strapped safely into the baby carrier.
"You sure you don't need anymore baby formula?" Verosika asked, taking notice of how little Naruto had grabbed.
"I am sure. Loona and I are weening Andromeda a bit more now. Don't want Loona's nipples to lose their sensitivity."
"Because it is arousing to hear her moan when we do nipple play?"
"… Yes." Naruto stated, blushing, which made Verosika smile in victory.
He pushed the cart to the registers, Verosika following (Not losing her smile) when his phone buzzed.
Naruto pulled his phone out and checked his texts.
"Hey, Mom and Dad returned from their recent assignment…" Naruto said as they unloaded the cart. "Wait… okay their seems to be a complication, so they are at the office currently. Hm, hey, Vero, wanna go buy some lunch and take it to them. You know, surprise them?"
"Sure, I don't see why not." Verosika said before she leaned down to Andy. "You wanna see Gwandpa Bwitz, Gwamps Mox, and Granny Mill?"
Andromeda, hearing the names of her grandparents, smiled and laughed with joy, clapping her hands.
"Alright, I'll send a clone to DFS to drop the groceries off while we go get lunch." Naruto said as he paid for the groceries.
Once the transaction was done and the groceries were bagged, the clone left with them while Naruto, Verosika, and Andromeda got into Verosika's car.
"Where we going?" She asked as she turned the car on.
"The human world, there is one place I've been craving for a while." Naruto said as he used magic to apply his human disguise.
Verosika applied her own Human Disguise as she activated the Asmodeus Gem in the car, opening a portal to the living world while Naruto applied magic to Andromeda.
Now disguised as a human, Andromeda looked like a normal human baby, with a little patch blonde/gray hair and purple eyes.
"Alright, tell me the destination." Verosika stated.
Forty Minutes Later, IMP Office…
"You are all fucking Assholes…"
Blitz, Loona, Moxxie, and Millie turned to their… guest.
A small male, human, child wearing a blue cap, an orange shirt, and black jeans say across a table with medical equipment attached to him to check his vitals.
He was hatefully glaring at the group.
"Oh, shut up kid, you're lucky to witness this!" Blitz shouted, not in the mood for any sass.
Their mission was a simple assassination.
BUT… do to someone (Moxxie) fucking up and hitting the wrong target, they had to bring the kid, whose name was Eddie, to Hell to avoid paying the hospital.
They didn't have insurance.
"Ugh," Moxxie groaned, pinching the gap between his eyes. "This company is SUCH a mess…"
"Alright, let's move on and talk about the important things." Blitz interrupted, a smirk on his face as he raised his arm. "Our goal for the next generation," he clenched his fist. "to start Murdering!"
"No one wants a toddler to start learning how to kill, sir." Moxxie stated, especially since the toddler in question was his own granddaughter.
"Well, it is Hell, and I want her to be able to defend herself." Blitz snipped.
"It has been literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckturds don't kill me…" Eddie stated nastily as he pulled the equipment as he sat up. "But now I want that… I WANT DEATH!"
Eddie pointed at Blitz.
"You are a selfish, greedy clown!" He stated. "I'm a kid, we are supposed to like clowns, even the creepy ones."
"Okay, now…" Moxxie started, only to be interrupted by Eddie.
"If I wanted advice from a SPINELESS jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you a question!"
"THAT'S MY HUSBAND!" Millie snapped, her hand twitching to summon Leviathan, which was hanging on the wall in the next room.
Eddie giddily chuckled with malicious intent.
"THAT'S your husband." He questioned. "I took you for a slut. But I didn't know," He put his fingers together in a 'pinching' motion. "You needed dick THAT bad… AND YOU!"
He pointed to Loona.
"What? What about me?" Loona asked, not really interested, but wanting to see where it went.
"Nothing, I don't talk to dogs." Eddie cheekily crossed his arms with a sinister grin. "I'm a cat person."
Loona's face scrunched up, but rolled her eyes.
Blitz scoffed.
"Geez, kid, you're really a piece of shit." He stated casually.
Millie and Moxxie mumbled in agreement as Loona stood up and opened the door, revealing Naruto, Andromeda, and Verosika.
"Hey," Naruto said as he held up a large plastic bag with Verosika holding one more, carefully holding Andromeda in her other arm. "I brought lunch."
"Oh, thank you, Hun." Loona said, taking the bag from Verosika before kissing Naruto.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Eddie laughed as the three newcomers entered the room, opening the bags to reveal that they had gotten food from Super Burger. "That is your boyfriend?"
"What happened to not being a dog whisperer?" Loona cheekily snipped, making Eddie frown.
"Who's the kid?" Verosika asked as she handed Andromeda over to Moxxie.
"Someone Moxxie shot instead of our actual client." Blitz stated, opening his box to grab his juicy burger.
"SIR!" Moxxie shouted, making Andromeda laugh.
"Seems Andy likes it when Grandpa Mox screams." Loona laughed.
Moxxie had steam raising from his face as his eye twitched violently.
Eddie laughed again.
"That's your granddaughter?" he asked as he looked from Naruto and Moxxie. "I bet your wife really is a whore if she fathered a dog like THAT. He must be inbred to fuck that bitch and have that thing."
Naruto's eye twitched violently like his dad.
One of Los Lobos was being grabbed as Naruto was ready to call Leviathan.
"What? You getting MAD?" Eddie asked sarcastically. "Whaddaya gonna do? Hurt me?"
"I'm about ready to." Naruto growled, an actual growl echoing in his throat.
"I'd like to see you try…"
Leviathan entered Naruto's hand, raising it above his head, ready to throw it.
"Wow, a fake AXE from God of War, I bet you're a terrible aim." Eddie stated, his eyes drifting to Verosika. "I take back what I said, bitch imp. THIS one is the slut."
Naruto, a person who normally LOVED children, could not help but bulge a vein in his head.
Insult him. He won't mind or care.
BUT… insult a loved one.
"And that baby looks like she will grow up retarded."
"THAT'S IT…"
Loona's phone rang due to receiving a new text message, startling Naruto enough to make him drop the axe, much to his embarrassment.
Loona opened the tab and read it.
"Oh, fuck." She said with a smile, a sadistic smirk. "I just got a text from our client. Guess," She glared maliciously at Eddie, who swallowed a lump in his cocky throat. "He was the right target all along."
"Who?" Blitz asked in confusion.
"Him."
"Me?"
"Yep."
"They wanted us to kill an actual child?"
"That's what they are sayin'."
Blitz put his burger down, not wiping his face of the lettuce fragments or tomato juice as he pulled out a flint lock.
"Christ on a stick there is a God." He stated joyfully as Naruto handed Millie Leviathan before he took Andromeda from Moxxie.
Eddie didn't know what hit him when the bullet entered his shoulder.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
He was instantly surrounded by Loona, Verosika, Blitz, Millie, and Moxxie.
"Your death won't come easy." Blitz said, all of their eyes glowing maliciously. "Especially after insulting the baby."
Eddie's screams were the music to which Andromeda fell asleep to in her father's arms.
Chapter 78, DONE!
Well, I pray Esther can live a happy life with Stella and her family.
Don't worry, she will be able to visit her father and sister. Stella isn't a monster to keep her daughter from her father, but what will this lead too?
Hm, let's find out as the story progresses.
I hope you guys liked how I integrated the pilot. I know it isn't considered canon due to how certain characters act differently.
If you liked the chapter, please leave a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.