Original Posted On Jan. 19, 2024
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StrongGuy159: I will, eventually.
Dktv9: Yes, I know, I LOVE Courage, it's why I made it for Andy.
Animecollecter: No, I haven't seen it yet.
Bednarczykmiki: I know, I made it that way.
ShadowBloodedge9396: If you think that is sweet, then you'll LOVE this chapter. It had to be an attack that would hurt Andy for Courage to activate. It may… or it may not have helped Riser.
Exia Zero: I will see what I can do to add Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
Jebest4781: Oh, I will keep up the good work.
Nathair1: Yes. Cold and Warm for metals is basically a flowery way of saying they shine. No, not this time. Andy accepted Fuu after a short while, she isn't heartless. I know, Courage is a Beagle, but when I was young, I called him a Jelly Bean Dog, since I couldn't tell his breed. I knew I NEEDED the Doll to laugh when it got hit. I agree with Gaara being a Sand Bending Tanuki. Enjoy the newer artwork when you can.
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Rick: Thank you for the suggestion. Dude, Naruto will be intimidated whenever he is in Lucifer's presence.
God of Challenges: HIMYM… what?
StarDustDragonknight: I have the perfect SONG for Lilith to sing. "Old Souls" from The Phantom of the Paradise OST. It is about two lovers whose love is SO strong, they reincarnate to find each other and fall in love all over again. I recommend you give it a listen if you want.
Reedz22: Yes, they do.
DaftMerc39: THIS IS THE WAY! Dude, I love Jojo, so I GOTTA add Awaken to Courage. Riser and Stolas will be encouraging. Hm, people want Gaara to be Sand Tanuki, so why make them Lycans? Yes, it would be easier for me to make them Lycans instead of trying to come up with something original/bug designed for Fuu and Shino. HM, SHOULD NARUTO/LOONA/VEROSIKA WEAR KIMONOS OR TRADITIONAL WEDDING ATTIRE? Dude, I should have someone do that, lol. Enjoy the new art.
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 85: Farewell, Silicone Shores
Lucifer's Castle…
Bee lay across the lounge chair, phone in hand, while she had waited…
'How long have I been here?' Bee thought as she checked the time. "Shit, four hours…"
She sat up right as the door opened.
Lucifer Morningstar entered the room, wearing a bathrobe, his skin soaked in sweat with a very pleased smile on his lips.
"Ah, Bee, I do apologize for the long wait." Lucifer said as Bee sat back down.
"No problem, brother." Bee said as Lucifer sat down. "But can I ask WHY it took so long?"
Lucifer's smile faltered as his eyes became very tired as he pushed some hair out of his eyes.
"Adam pushed the Extermination from Halloween to New Years." Lucifer stated in a tired tone as a servant poured him a drink, handing it to the King. "We had a large debate if it was a good idea, then I returned here and fucked my wife."
Bee nodded in sympathy and understanding.
"You plan on giving Charlie a sibling?" Bee asked with a giggle.
Lucifer chuckled as he raised his cup to his lips.
"What do I owe the pleasure of Gluttony visiting me?" Lucifer asked.
"I wanna reserve the Paradise."
Lucifer paused in his attempt to drink.
The Paradise was a concert hall Lucifer had constructed during the 1970's, and was one of his favorite spots in Hell.
It was considered a sacred place for musicians.
Which Lucifer considered himself to one of the best.
"May I ask why you want my concert hall?" Lucifer asked as he lowered his glass.
"I have some close friends wanting to get married, and this is my way of helping them since they don't have a location in mind." Bee explained.
"No." Lucifer bluntly replied, stirring his drink with one of his fingers.
"Luci?" Bee asked with a whine/whimper, her ears down and eyes big with begging in them.
"I won't allow my concert hall to be tainted by…" Lucifer made a disgusted face. "A wedding. BUT…" He took a sip of his drink. "I do have ONE place you can use."
Bee quirked an eyebrow.
'What kind of place could Luci think is better than the Paradise?' Bee thought as she leaned in as Lucifer leaned over to his servant.
"Bring Charlie here." He ordered.
"Yes, sir!" the servant said as they turned, trotting quickly out of the room.
"Charlie is here~" Bee said in excitement.
"Yep, she should be finishing up her talk with Adam right about now. We all know how he is." Lucifer nodded, his smile shuddering as he didn't like Adam very much.
Bee's excitement was infectious as she internally squealed.
It had been a long time, several years in fact since Bee had met Charlie.
Yes, Bee had SEEN Charlie at the Gathering of Evil, she hadn't actually gotten to talk to her, due to the death of Sir Loin by Naruto's hand and then Lucifer having the Sins gather for dinner.
They waited roughly five minutes before they heard foot steps near the study.
The door opened, revealing the Princess of Hell, Charlie Morningstar.
"AUNT BEE!"
"CHARLIE!"
The Sin and Princess hugged each other tightly.
"Oh, look how much you've grown." Bee said as she held Charlie at a distance, looking her up and down. "How is the Von Eldritch boy?"
Bee tasted disdain and reluctance as Charlie's face bricked.
"Well, we aren't dating anymore, I am with a new person." Charlie said as she pulled out her phone, pulling up a picture of Vaggie. "This is her, Vaggie."
"Awe, she is adorable. I wanna meet her…"
"Ahem."
Bee and Charlie's attention was pulled back toward Lucifer, who was getting a refill.
"Dad." Charlie said in politeness.
"Daughter," Lucifer said with a bright smile as the two women sat down. "How was your talk with Adam?"
Charlie deadpanned.
She thought back to her conversation with The First Man.
"He was…"
"An asshole." Bee and Lucifer said in unison.
"… Yes, unbelievably so." Charlie grumbled. "He believes my Hotel is stupid…" She crossed her arms. "Much like everyone else."
Lucifer waved it off.
"Well, let's just say it was a worth while experience." He said as he returned his gaze to Bee. "After all, Bee is here with a request from you."
"She is/I am?" Charlie and Bee asked in confusion.
"Yes," Lucifer said as he drank. "Bee wants to use your Hotel for a friend's Wedding."
"What?" The Sin and Princess continued.
The two looked at each other.
"Lucifer, this was your idea?" Bee asked, not mad at the proposition, but it wasn't what she expected.
"Your friend is getting married?" Charlie asked, her body swelling with happiness.
Bee smiled as she nodded.
"But why do you want to use my hotel?" Charlie asked, head tilting.
"I actually wanted to use the Paradise, the hotel is your father's idea." Bee said, looking back at her brother.
"Look at it this way." Lucifer said as he got his third drink, looking at Bee. "Your friend gets top service and a good location for the wedding," he looks at Charlie. "This is good publicity for your Hotel, showing off your best foot, you could say."
Bee and Charlie pondered Lucifer's reasoning.
"You know, it works." Charlie said nervously. "I wouldn't mind hosting, but I'd like to meet this person. Get a read on them, you know."
"Oh, you already know who they are." Bee said confidently, confusing Charlie further.
"Who?"
"Our mutual acquaintance, a certain Lycan with blonde hair and blue eyes that we all saw at the Gathering of Evil." Bee stated cryptically.
Lucifer's eye quirked while Charlie's eyes widened as she realized who it was.
"It can't be… Naruto…" Charlie mumbled.
"Bee, you seriously want to have this wedding for him?" Lucifer asked as he set his glass down.
"Why yes, after all, he is a good kid." Bee said defensively.
"Well, I'd have preferred if you mentioned him earlier."
"You against it?"
"Nope. Just don't like surprises that remind me of…"
Lucifer emotionally retreated within himself.
"Sorry, ladies, I must excuse myself." Lucifer said as he stood up, hugging Bee and then hugging Charlie, kissing her head. "Have a good day, my daughter. Love you so much."
"Love you too, dad." Charlie said, feeling sad as she saw how her father was reacting as he left the room.
The door shut, leaving the Sin and Princess alone.
"Well?" Bee asked as she leaned in toward her niece.
"I'll do it." Charlie stated with a smile. "I want to meet Naruto and his fiancé so we can make plans."
Bee nodded.
"Sure, leave that to me."
Next Morning, Silicone Shores…
Everyone was in their rooms, packing their belongings.
Well, most of them.
Loona was in the kitchen, feeding Andromeda while Naruto and Verosika were in their shared room, packing.
"Hey, Verosika."
"Yeah?"
"Random question?"
"Go ahead."
"Can you shape shift?" Naruto asked curiously.
Verosika looked at him innocently.
Before Naruto's eyes, Verosika's smooth skin was covered in fur, her face contorting and extending into a canine like skull as her tail altered into a canine tail.
"Does this answer your question?" Verosika asked, now a hellhound of various pinks, a sly/seductive smile on her face.
Naruto swallowed a lump in his throat.
Verosika couldn't help but chuckle as she reverted to her normal succubus form.
"Can I make a request?" Naruto asked with a pant.
Verosika chuckled playfully, enjoying how childish Naruto was being.
She lay across the bed seductively.
"What is it?" She asked with a pleasurable tone.
She was expecting Naruto to ask if she could take the form of Bee, Loona, or hell, even Millie.
"Can you…"
Kitchen…
"Ah, that's a good girl." Loona said as she put the bottle on the table, lifting Andromeda up to burp her.
She gently tapped on her daughters back.
Andy let out a cute burp, making Loona chuckle.
"YOU WANT ME TO WHAT!" Loona heard Verosika shout.
Bedroom…
"No, I am not doing that!" Verosika stated, sitting up with arms crossed.
"Please," Naruto begged, hands pushed together. "Just this once."
"I SAID no!"
"Vero~"
Said succubus looked at him, regretting it immediately.
Naruto's eyes were big and puffy, like a puppy.
His lip quivered as he looked at her.
"… No…. Naruto… I said…"
Verosika sighed as she face palmed.
"Okay… just this once." Verosika said in a defeated tone.
"YES!" Naruto cheered, getting on the bed as Verosika started his… request.
Loona…
Loona walked briskly toward her shared room with Andy in her arms.
She wondered what caused Verosika to shout, knowing it HAD to do with something Naruto did or said.
Reaching the door, Loona opened it.
"Naruto, don't make this weird." A bashful Verosika said as she lay on the bed, looking toward the door, seeing Loona. "Oh, hey, Loona."
"What is… going on?" Loona asked in confusion, using her tail to shut the door.
Naruto was laying on top of Verosika, his head atop her A-Cup breasts…
'Wait a minute…'
Loona rubbed her eyes carefully to not drop her baby.
Naruto was laying on top of Verosika, his head atop her A-Cup breasts.
… head atop her A-Cup…
Loona's eyes bugged out of her skull when she realized the difference.
Verosika's massive breasts were gone, replaced with A-Cups, making her clothing extremely baggy, her bra now being MUCH bigger.
Naruto, meanwhile, was smiling with a doofus.
He was like a big dog, happily being petted while they napped on top of their owner.
"I can hear your heart beat." Naruto lulled in content.
"This is so embarrassing." Verosika said with a deep blush.
The succubus felt a mixed blend of embarrassment and happiness.
A Guilty Pleasure.
She was accepting of the fact Naruto LOVED how her body looked, but to request her to Shrink her love-lumps? It boggled her mind, but seeing him so happy with her Itty-Bitty-Titties, she couldn't help but smile.
Andromeda, meanwhile, shifted in her mother's grasp.
She saw her father laying across her step mother.
Smiling, the babe reached out, gesturing she wanted to be on the bed.
Loona relented, placing the babe on the bed next to Verosika.
Crawling upon her step mother, Andy expected the usual squishiness of breasts…
A '?' formed on Andromeda's head, Metal Gear style.
She looked at Verosika's chest and oversized clothing.
Her tiny hands tapping where the soft flesh SHOULD have been.
Realization steam rolled through the baby's mind.
Andromeda shuddered, eyes starting to water as she took a deep breath.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Hour Later…
Naruto, head with several bruises, chuckled like Courage the Cowardly Dog.
Andy, cuddled in Verosika's arms, clinging to the Succubus's restored breasts, safeguarding them incase they vanish again.
"Wow, you really put yourself in stupid situations." Octavia pointed out as everyone gathered outside.
"Whatever." Naruto replied, not going to argue or debate.
"Andy, I am going to miss you." Fuu said as she approached the babe, who refused to relent her guard duty of boobs.
Fuu sighed and kissed the baby's head, earning a smile/giggle.
"And I can't forget you, Naruto~" Fuu said as she spun on her heel to face the father.
She gave him a hug.
"I had a lot of fun." Gaara said as he looked at Octavia and Riser.
"We all did." Millie added as she carried all of her and Moxxie's stuff.
"We should do this again next year." Riser stated.
"That would be fun, right Blitzy?" Stolas asked Blitz.
"Oh, fuck yeah." Blitz stated a little to enthusiastically.
"I would LOVE to come back." Jayjay said as she and Vortex exited the house, their belongings in hand.
"I could do it again." Vortex mumbled as Shino and Loona excited the house, being the last two.
"Well, seems like this is going to be goodbye for now." Shino said as he looked toward the sky when he heard the sounds of a chopper.
The humans were going to be leaving via chopper to return to Florida, then take a plane back home to California.
"For now, but you got my number." Naruto said as the three humans stood across from the demons.
There was an odd silence between them.
The last few days had been filled with such fun, fear, and acceptance that none of them wanted it to end.
But responsibility was pulling them apart.
For Fuu, Shino, and Gaara, it was their responsibility to return to work.
For the demons, work and preparation for the Wedding.
Stolas, sensing these things, looked at Riser, who caught Vortex's eye, then motioned for Moxxie to pay attention.
Stolas stepped away, using his grimoire to make a portal to Hell, right outside Dry Fuck Studios.
Stolas, Blitz, Vortex, Jayjay, Riser, Octavia, Moxxie, Millie, Verosika, and Andromeda walked through.
Octavia waving goodbye to Gaara with a wink, making Gaara smile with a blush as he waved back.
This left Naruto, Loona, Fuu, Shino, and Gaara on the beach while the chopper landed as the portal stayed open.
"… sort of awkward, isn't it…" Fuu asked with a nervous chuckle.
"Sorry, just…" Naruto bowed. "Sorry for putting all of you in such danger. Thank you so much for staying my friends."
Shino shook his head.
"Come on, Naruto, raise your head." He said urgently. "You did all the heavy lifting, yanking out your teeth to give us the chance to live? Hard core, something I couldn't do."
"Yeah, man. Don't beat yourself up over it. We owe you our lives currently." Gaara mentioned.
Naruto smiled, taking Loona's hand and squeezing it.
He felt weepy.
The three humans noticed this and closed the distance, giving the two hounds hugs.
"Thank you, for the amazing partying." Fuu thanked.
"Thank you, for allowing me to meet some… amazing people." Gaara thanked.
"Thank you, for being honest." Shino thanked.
Naruto broke slightly.
"You're welcome." He sniffled.
Loona stayed quiet, allowing the friends to hug it out.
The five of them separated, with the humans trudging up to the landing pad and getting on the chopper.
Naruto and Loona waved them off, watching the chopper fly back to the mainland before vanishing from their view.
Naruto took a deep breath.
"Come on." Loona said as she pulled Naruto toward the portal. "It's been a long weekend, let's go get some rest before we start planning our wedding."
"Alright." Naruto said as he and Loona walked through the portal, which closed when they appeared on the other side. "It's good to be home."
The two hounds walked into Dry Fuck Studios, realizing that Stolas, Octavia, Riser, Jayjay, and Vortex had returned home due to the car and limo being gone.
"Some alone time, just family." Loona chuckled.
Naruto nodded.
"Naruto," Verosika called out as she was in the living room with Andromeda. "Your parents said they are going to work."
"What about Blitz?" Loona asked as she and Naruto sat on the couch with Verosika and Andromeda.
"He said he was going to IMP HQ with them to check the voice mail, you know, get a list of killing requests prepped for tomorrow when they return to work tomorrow."
"Ah, makes sense." The two hounds said in unison.
"Means we have the house to ourselves~" Verosika said as she shifted her sitting position, her breasts popping slightly, pulling their attention.
"No, Vero." Naruto said as he swallowed the lump in his throat. "We shouldn't do that."
He looked at Andy.
"Oh, okay~" Verosika said, smirking.
"I guess I'll go take a shower, I stink from last night." Loona said as she sat up, walking toward the elevator to go to the bathing area.
Before anything could be said, Naruto's phone went off.
He pulled his phone out and looked at who was calling.
"Oh, it's Bee." Naruto said as he answered. "Wassup?"
"Hey, Naruto, can you grab your brides and meet up at Paw Print Paradise?"
"… right now?"
"Right now."
"Ugh… can we shower?" Naruto asked, as he also stank of sex.
"UGH, FINE~ but make it quick, we got business to talk about!"
"What business?"
"Talk about it when you get here, don't keep me and my guest waiting, BYE~"
Bee hung up the phone.
"Okay, so we should all shower, how about a family bath? Huh? Andy?" Naruto asked as he gently poked his daughter's belly, making her grab his hand with a giggle.
Meanwhile, IMP HQ…
"… why I am here, for revenge." A Sinner demon told Blitz as she smoked her cigarette.
"I mean, WAS she hotter?" Blitz asked curiously.
The sinner, Mayberry, flinched in anger, eye twitching at Blitz's statement.
"Sorry, I am having a hard time understanding the melodrama you just spat at me, tits." Blitz said in his unique Blitz style.
Mayberry seethed, her purple hued skin and hair becoming red.
"Anyway…" Blitz said as he realized he was going to ruin the chance for this job. "I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here. See, we take revenge on the living and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of a death frankly are all probably down here in Hell with you. Boop!"
He bopped Mayberry's nose, pissing the newly made Sinner even angrier.
"Not, ALL of them…" She seethed as she clenched her fist. "That whore survived."
Outside Blitz's Office…
Moxxie and Millie silently went over their savings.
"Damn, we only have so much." Moxxie said in defeat as they looked at the computer screen.
"We could just allow Verosika to pay for the wedding, hun." Millie pointed out. "I don't believe she'd mind."
"But it is the father's duty to help pay." Moxxie stated, feeling a panic attack boiling in his chest. "I know I can't pay for the whole thing, but I wanna help."
Millie pulled her husband into a hug.
"There, there, we can take a few jobs, save up all we can, then approach Verosika and them about this."
Moxxie sighed in acceptance as Blitz's office door was kicked open, allowing Blitz and Mayberry exited the office.
"Mox, Mil, meet our newest client." Blitz announced with a prideful chest puff. "Saddle up, we're going to kill a cunt!"
Chapter 85, DONE!
HAZBIN HOTEL HAS BEEN RELEASED, LET'S ENJOY!
Yep, Episode one of BOTH Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel inspired this chapter.
I had a lot of inspiration with this, and let us hope that it continues.
Lucifer pushing Charlie to use the wedding as a way to show off the hotel.
Naruto saying goodbye to his human friends.
Now Millie, Moxxie, and Blitz saving up money for the wedding.
We got more art on deviantart, some coming later today, so please keep an eye out.
The Paradise is a reference to The Phantom of the Paradise movie, I highly recommend it if you like musicals. Since Lucifer likes singing, I thought it was the appropriate music hall, especially because of the name, The Paradise.
If you enjoyed the chapter, please leave a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.