Original Posted On Jan. 27, 2024
Beta Read by: Crowfeast, Darlord331
Review Responses:
StrongGuy159: I'll think about it.
Nathair1: Yeah, Lucifer can FUCK! Yeah, that is what the situation reminds Lucifer of. They never said Verosika COULDN'T. But it is something Naruto wanted. No, Verosika and Loona hit Naruto.
Bednarczykmiki: Yeah, he truly has.
Gamelover41529: Thanks, I'll continued to do my best mixing both shows.
Zakan: Very.
MichaelTheFox: I had an idea that I am still workshopping for the members of the hotel.
MEATBICYCLE: I have plans, just wanted to take a break from them, ya know. Not wear out their welcome.
ShadowBloodedge9396: Well, duh, Andromeda will always choose Loona first, she IS her birth mother. No, not yet, the exterminations haven't been forced to every 6 months yet, just changed the day it happens, from Halloween to New Year. Yeah, Naruto could have helped with Martha's family.
Jebest4781: I don't know, but with all the new information we are getting, it will be fun as FUCK.
DaftMerc39: No, it was a joke, Lucifer isn't going for a second child. I know, the Hotel is remote and would probably be a safer place due to it being so far off. Eh… stem your expectations. I want to have Naruto/Loona/Verosika shape shift during sex soon. I don't know, Martha is sexier to me… her personality is shit though. Did you watch episode 5 and 6?
DireWolf1412: Hmm… I haven't really thought about it, maybe an on and off friends with benefits?
Sniperbro1998: I'm glad my dumb joke made you laugh man. Yeah, everyone is excited for the reunion.
StarDustDragonknight: Yeah, it is a nice way to promote.
Rick: Oh, Hell is Forever SLAPS!
Nicholas: I like Keith Davis as Husker. He was Spawn!
Ice: Hm…
Reggad the Knife: Those work for me.
Chaos: Go on…
Wolf Mike: Thank you.
God of the Challenge: Huh? Do you really expect Blitz to have the money for that?
Vince: hmm, I didn't think about that, especially since we (The audience) didn't know about the 'killing angel = bad'.
Guest: No, in this story, Alastor destroyed the body, knowing it was dangerous to leave it there. On top of that, Alastor didn't even kill the angels he faced that day. He mind fucked them and let them go. SO, no, Adam did not find the angel Naruto killed.
Jin Shirinue: I know, Andy does have a type.
PLEASE READ: Hm, never thought about it, but wouldn't that be kinda fucked up for him to 'Chain' his wives like that?
OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 86: Locked and Loaded
Human World…
The portal closed as Blitz exited it, leaving himself, Millie, and Moxxie in the wilderness.
Their target?
Martha…
"What's the bitch's last name?" Moxxie asked as he didn't quite catch it in the briefing.
Blitz shrugged as he rolled his eyes.
"Don't know, don't care," he pulled out Casull and Jackal with a VERY excited grin. "Let's just kill these people."
"LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!" Millie said enthusiastically as she held Leviathan in her hands, frost starting to form on the bearded axe.
Seeing his wife and boss rearing to go, Moxxie drew Los Lobos, cracking a sadistic grin.
"Let's make some money." He said with calm excitement.
Meanwhile, Hell, Paw Print Paradise…
Naruto, Loona, Verosika, and Andromeda (clinging to Verosika's breasts) entered the bar/restaurant.
"Hm, it's empty…" Naruto mumbled, knowing from experience it should be jam packed.
"Naruto, over here!"
Naruto and company looked up, seeing Bee on the second floor waving her hands.
Andy, seeing Bee, started to get excited, releasing Verosika's shirt in said excitement.
Making their way upstairs, the quartet arrived only to be embraced by the Sin of Gluttony.
"Thank you for coming," Bee said as she released them, a big smile on her face. "Sorry for the short notice, by the way."
"It is no problem." Loona said as she watched Verosika hand Andromeda over to Bee, who held the infant in her arms securely and tightly.
"Anyway, let's go sit, our guests are in the restrooms." Bee said, gently rocking the babe as she gestured for everyone to sit. "I got menus so we can order something, my treat."
The group sat down and picked up the menus, deciding on what they wanted to eat.
"So, who is this person you wanted us to meet?" Verosika asked curiously.
"You'll see." Bee said as she made silly faces and gestures for Andromeda.
The infant absolutely LOVING the attention.
Naruto couldn't help but smile at his child, his ear twitching when he heard foot steps approaching.
Assuming it was one of the waiters, Naruto turned causally to look behind him… only to jump out of his chair, startling everyone as he got to his knee.
"Your highness." Naruto said, bowing before Charlie and Vaggie.
"Please, none of that." Charlie said in a panic as Verosika and Loona turned to see Charlie.
"But you're Hell's Princes."
'Wait, did Naruto just say…' The mother's thought as their eyes widened in realization of who this person was.
They got out of their chairs and bowed with Naruto.
"No, please, you don't… is that a baby?"
Human World…
Millie waited behind a nearby tree while Blitz and Moxxie made it to the window.
"Oh, this is going to be too easy." Blitz cackled as he and Moxxie looked through the window.
Martha, her husband Ralphie, and their two children were at the table, preparing to eat dinner.
"You want this one, Moxxie?"
"Me? Really?"
"Yeah, it should be easy enough. After all, you are the best sniper." Blitz joked.
Moxxie looked at the family once more.
"So… we are killing this family?" Moxxie asked as he prepared himself.
"No, just ruining one." Blitz said as he pulled out the Casull. "Snooze, ya lose!"
Moxxie… scoffed.
"Fuck does THAT mean, Mox?" Blitz asked, annoyed.
"Your weapon." Moxxie said as he pointed at the hand cannon. "Its impractical, sir." He held up the singe-shot Los Lobos. "On top of that, it takes REAL bullets. My guns use magic, and can be amplified if I use more."
"Oh, then what happens if you run out of magic?" Blitz asked in an irritated tone.
"I have Millie as backup." Moxxie confidently stated, not taking Blitz's sass.
Millie watched her boss and husband butt heads.
"Fuck are you doing!" She whispered loudly.
"My guns are better, BITCH!" Blitz stated with aggressive emphasis.
"Prove it." Moxxie said as he drew the other Los Lobos. "Whoever kills the woman is proven correct."
Blitz flashed a sharp grin as he drew the Jackal.
"You're on."
Paw Print Paradise…
"Awe, she looks like both of you~" Charlie said as she cradled Andromeda, tears in her eyes as she held the baby while the waitress walked away with their orders.
"Thank you, Charlie." Naruto said a bit nervously.
"You should be very proud." Vaggie said as she touched Andy's cheek, making the babe look at her curiously.
"We are." Loona said, chest puffed out in pride.
Verosika smiled with pride as well, but not as much as Loona, due to not having carried and birthed Andromeda.
Blood or not, Verosika loved Andromeda.
Bee giggled.
She could taste the emotions clearly.
Everyone was proud and happy to gush over Andromeda, everyone.
"Ahem," Bee said, getting everyone's attention. "To return to our desired subject…"
"Oh, right…" Charlie mumbled, carefully using one hand to wipe her eyes and nose.
Vaggie chuckled at her beloved.
"So, what was the occasion for this meeting?" Naruto asked the Princess as they opened their menus once more.
"Aunt Bee…"
Naruto looked at Bee, making her grin.
"Yep, my niece is the Princess." Bee stated as she used one hand to pat Charlie on the head, much like a beloved family member would.
Charlie felt embarrassment wash over her.
"Aunt Bee…" Charlie said strictly, making the Sin pull her hand away. "Told me you are getting married soon."
Naruto, Loona, and Verosika nodded.
"Have you picked out a place to hold the wedding?" Charlie asked as she continued to rock Andromeda.
"No, we haven't really had the time to talk about it." Loona answered. "The proposal was roughly yesterday, and when we got home, Bee called us here."
"Oh, silly me~" Bee said, posing with all four hands making 'Peace' signs.
"So, you have… NO idea where you want to hold it?" Charlie asked a bit timidly.
Naruto picked up on this.
"No. We don't." Verosika answered this time.
"Well, I have a place in mind for you… if you want it, I mean." Charlie said, reaching into her pocket, pulling out a brochure.
Human World…
"The FUCK was that Ralphie?" Martha asked as the lights flickered before going out completely, the sound of their electronics powering down echoing through out the house.
"I don't know, Martha, but we should go check it out…" Ralphie said as he stood up, only to crumble when the family heard a gunshot.
"FUCK!" Blitz shouted as the shell ejected from the Casull. "I missed."
"GRAB YOUR GUNS!" Martha screamed as she reached under the table, grabbing a shot gun.
Ralphie and the kids grabbed their own guns.
"Oh~" Blitz said as Moxxie queued up his shot. "This is getting interesting."
Moxxie took aim, wanting to blow Martha's head off cleanly.
Pulling the trigger… only for Martha to avoid it by sheer luck by stepping aside when he fired.
The blue magic bullet whizzed through the air, piercing through the wooden cabin like it was nothing, striking the wall and sizzling when it died out.
"Shit." Moxxie cursed as the lights flickered again.
"Welp, better luck next time, Mox~" Blitz said in a taunting tone.
Before Moxxie could say anything, Blitz took off running.
"Wha… HEY, WAIT!" Moxxie shouted while scrambling to catch up. "NOT FAIR!"
Paw Print Paradise…
"You want us to get married at your hotel?" Verosika asked as she looked over Naruto's shoulder at the brochure.
Charlie nodded.
"I actually wanted to borrow Lucifer's music hall, the Paradise, but he said now." Bee stated nonchalantly.
"Oh, that would have been nice." Loona said, having heard of said music hall.
"Well… what do you think?" Charlie asked nervously.
She really wanted this to happen.
Naruto leaned back, gesturing for Loona and Verosika to get closer.
His fiancés leaned in, allowing the three of them to start whispering amongst each other.
Human World…
"RALPHIE, GET THE KIDS OUT OF HERE!" Martha screamed as she pumped her shotgun.
Her home was in ruins.
Now filled with more holes and fire than Smoked Swiss Cheese, Martha felt fear in her life for the second time.
Blitz and Moxxie had blasted holes through the walls, trying to kill Martha, but the bitch had… many walls for their ammo to get through.
Now that her defenses were… spotting, she had to keep her family safe.
"GOD DAMN IT, HOW MANY WALLS DOES THIS WHORE HAVE!" Blitz hollered as he reloaded the Casull and Jackal.
"To many, but it seems like my guns are better, due to not needing…"
Moxxie was pushed out of the way by Blitz as Martha opened fire once again on the imps.
"Fucks sake, Mox, gloat all you want but DON'T get yourself KILLED!" Blitz screamed, returning fire. "MY LOONEY WOULD KILL ME IF HER HUBBY'S DAD DIES!"
Moxxie snickered as he took aim at Martha's skull, only for her to duck back under cover when he demolished the door frame she was using to hide.
Millie, meanwhile, shook her head with a smirk while she shrugged.
'Boys.' She thought as she heard a noise.
Looking up, Millie saw Ralphie and the two children exiting through the back… all having their weapons.
Instead of running away, they were looking for their attackers.
'Not on my watch.' Millie thought as she gripped Leviathan.
Paw Print Paradise…
"I hope you all enjoy your meals." The waitress said before she walked off.
Bee dug into her food, holding Andromeda in her second pair of hands, keeping the babe on her lap safely.
Vaggie and Charlie didn't touch their food as they waited patiently for Naruto, Loona, and Verosika to finish their discussion.
Heads were nodded, eyes stared intently, and words were whispered.
Charlie swallowed a lump in her throat.
She wanted to show the hotel had value, even if, in this VERY specific instance, it was not its true purpose.
She felt her palms become very sweaty, her bladder starting to exude the urge to piss, and her tongue felt very dry.
The trio's conversation came to an end, allowing them to start eating.
"Well," Loona said as she cut her steak. "We accept."
Charlie felt her anxiety wash out of her body in waves… no, a tsunami.
"But we'd like to visit this hotel." Naruto added cautiously. "Just to see if it is a good idea to actually do this… after all…" Naruto put his hands on Verosika and Loona's shoulders. "It is an important even."
"I understand!" Charlie said with enthusiasm. "After we eat, we can go to the hotel."
"Alright, sounds fun." Bee said as she tickled Andromeda, making the babe giggle.
"Actually, Bee, you don't need to come with us."
Human World…
"RAAAAAAAAAGH!" Millie roared, swinging Leviathan at Ralphie.
The human male blocked the axe with his gun, hitting the wooden handle of said axe.
"DAD!"
"RUN!" Ralphie ordered as Millie hit the ground, disengaging the human.
Millie choked up on her weapon, ice magic channeling through the axe.
"FREEZE!" Millie shouted, thrusting it forward.
An intense gust of ice struck Ralphie, frost and ice starting to form on his body, causing it to begin going into shock from the sudden change in temperature.
Ralphie gnashed his teeth as he pushed through the cold, striking Millie with his gun.
Millie's hand released Leviathan as she rolled into the bushes.
Ralphie panted, his body shivering as he held his gun at the ready.
"COME ON, I GOT MORE FOR YA!" Ralphie shouted, wanting to murder Millie.
Millie jumped into the air, hand held back and open.
The axe flew from its position on the ground and into her hand, channeled with her magic as she threw it back into the ground, this time, its magic spreading a freezing mist as an area of effect.
Paw Print Paradise…
"What do you mean I am not going?" Bee asked, very hurt Naruto had just told her that.
"Well, we are the ones who need to do the location scouting, so you don't need to be there." Naruto explained calmly, though warily.
"But without me this meeting would not be happening!" Bee explained in a hurt tone.
She really wanted to be involved.
"But what if we choose to not use the Hotel?" Verosika asked. "Besides, aren't you supposed to be working?"
Bee's hands made random gestures, trying to focus on what words she wanted to say.
She leaned back, hand over her face.
"Okay… I understand." She stated in defeat.
Andy tapped Bee's arms, drawing the Sin's attention.
Looking down at the babe, Bee witnessed Andromeda's adorable attempt to make her feel better.
Her heart warming at this sight, Bee calmed and relaxed as everyone continued to eat their meals.
Human World…
Martha ran upstairs, grabbing more ammo and a two more guns, one hand held and one rifle.
'The fuck is going on…' She thought while she panted, reloading her firearm, sweating profusely. 'I know the dead bitch killed her husband; I know they didn't have any kids… but could someone REALLY be after vengeance?'
Martha shook her head, preparing to continue her assault.
'Even if this is some sort of cursed vengeance, I'll survive…' She pumped herself up. 'And suck another COCK!'
She turned to head down the hall… only to see Blitz pointing the Jackal at her.
Martha turned, intending to run the other way… only to see Moxxie with Los Lobos poised to kill.
"WAIT!" Martha shouted in a panic, dropping her weapons as she got on her knees. "DON'T KILL ME OR MY FAMILY… I DON'T WANT TO DIE…"
She started crying… ugly tears.
Her mascara was running, her voice cracked, and she pissed herself.
"Jack Pot." The Imps said in perfect unison, pulling the trigger.
"I GOT MONE…"
The bullet from Jackal blew Martha's head open.
The magic bullet from Los Lobo exploded her torso organs.
Blood, viscera, bone chunks, and organs littered the hallway as her corpse collapsed.
"I won." Blitz and Moxxie continued in perfect unison.
"…"
"…"
"No, I WON!" they continued, starting to get pissed.
Meanwhile…
Millie avoided Ralphie's last bullet, grazing her arm as Leviathan lodged itself within his torso, completely freezing him over.
Millie landed on the ground, scrambling to her feet as she ran to the now ice-sculpture.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Millie yelled as she reeled her arm back, before putting all her weight and strength into her fist.
Her fist collided with the mostly frozen human male, shattering him into pieces of blood and iced flesh.
Millie gave another war cry, pride and victory in her voice.
"D-Dad..daddy…"
Millie's body turned instantly, her eyes glowing as she stared at the children of Martha and Ralphie.
"Yo, Mills, we killed the broad…" Blitz said as he and Moxxie arrived, some swelling on their heads from headbutting each other.
"Oh, that axe is awesome." Moxxie said as he saw the chunks of human ice.
"Blitz, Mox, we have a problem…" Millie said as she held out her hand, summoning Leviathan to her hand. "We got witnesses…"
Her shadow covered the cowering children as Leviathan was tapped against her opposite palm.
Hell…
Having bid Queen Bee farewell with a promise to update her so she can help prep their desired location for the wedding, Naruto, Loona, Verosika, and Andromeda sat in a limo taking them with Vaggie and Charlie to the Hotel…
While Charlie explained why she made the Happy Hotel.
"… can go to Heaven." Charlie said with big eyes and rainbows.
"I see." Naruto said unsurely as he held his baby.
Charlie's smile faltered as she heard his tone.
"I guess you think this is a dumb idea too." Charlie mumbled.
She didn't expect him to understand.
"No, I think it is awesome, just worried about long term problems that could arise." Naruto admitted.
Charlie blinked, taking Vaggie's hand.
She squeezed it to keep herself from getting to hopeful.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I think redemption could be possible."
Charlie nearly broke Vaggie's hand.
"You what?"
"I believe your dream is possible."
"Why?"
"Why?
"Yeah, you're a Sinner, and everyone who I've told usually laugh at me." Charlie said frantically, remembering all the people she had informed of her dream, and all the laughs and insults that accompanied them.
Naruto took a pause before he answered.
"Well, to clear up the misunderstanding, I am not a sinner. I am a Lycan." He admitted.
Vaggie's hand was now broken.
"You're a Lycan…"
"Yeah, and Bee told me all of the Sin's already know, including your dad…" Naruto said nervously, hoping Charlie's reaction would not be horrible.
Charlie was now deep in thought.
Flashback…
"Why yes, after all, he is a good kid." Bee said defensively.
"Well, I'd have preferred if you mentioned him earlier."
"You against it?"
"Nope. Just don't like surprises that remind me of…"
Lucifer emotionally retreated within himself.
"Sorry, ladies, I must excuse myself." Lucifer said as he stood up, hugging Bee and then hugging Charlie, kissing her head. "Have a good day, my daughter. Love you so much."
"Love you too, dad." Charlie said, feeling sad as she saw how her father was reacting as he left the room.
Flashback End…
'Is that why dad was acting strange?' Charlie thought deeply.
She knew many things about her father, Lucifer, though there were many things he purposely kept away from her.
Many times, throughout her childhood, Lucifer would seem to… vanish in his study when she entered it to find him.
Shaking her head, Charlie returned to the present.
"I see… so… Lycan-born or Lycan-turned?"
"Turned." Naruto said as he held Loona's hand.
"I see, well, that explains why you can speak Japanese…" Charlie joked, trying to break the tension that was entering the limo.
Naruto chuckled.
"Yeah, it does…" Naruto took a breath and sighed. "I feel better now. Sorry for lying to you, Princess."
"I understand, with what my father did… it makes sense you would hide your true lineage." Charlie said in understanding.
"What happened?" Vaggie asked as she didn't know what Charlie was talking about.
"Many centuries ago… my father enacted the Lycan Genocide." Charlie stated, her chest becoming tight from the horrors her father allowed. "And it started with the Marquis demon known as Marchosias."
Chapter 86, DONE!
I… struggled with this chapter.
Life been kicking my heart in its dick… so yeah.
Lucifer 'Vanishing' is Lucifer going to the hidden trophy room he has attached to his office/study.
A Poll is up. Should Naruto, Loona, and Verosika get married at the hotel, and if they do SHOULD ANGEL DUST, HUSKER, NIFTY, AND ALASTOR BE AT THE HOTEL ALREADY? LET ME KNOW IN COMMENTS!
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So, Wedding Locations… should it be at the hotel, or other? Poll is set up, and if you want another location, let me know in the reviews.
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